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TopicOh man the fitness topic died so here's another one
masticatingman
05/15/21 9:31:10 AM
#497
Im finally getting my diet right. Eating steamed vegetables and meat without carbs. Sodium-less oatmeal and unsweetened applesauce. Still got a long way to go.

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TopicGot my license suspended for 30 days
masticatingman
02/18/21 12:47:37 PM
#63
I could legit text without looking down with the old flip phones with hard buttons to press. You know, the ones that had several letters for each number. Idk even know how I was so good at it, but I was high school age so I was very adaptable. Couldn't do that for the life of me with a modern smartphone.

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Topiclol @ the Texas storm
masticatingman
02/16/21 9:40:52 PM
#28
Chicken posted...
This isnt a natural disaster like a hurricane or an earthquake. Making fun of something like that would be shitty. But this is a snow storm.
Millions are without power in freezing weather. How the fuck is that amusing to you?

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TopicCan't believe 80 year old Ric Flair got another chick pregnant.
masticatingman
02/16/21 1:42:18 PM
#9
Hes no way in hell 80, he was still in his 60s when that 30 for 30 on him came out

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TopicMinneapolis to spend $6.4 million to recruit more police officers
masticatingman
02/16/21 1:40:46 PM
#7
The only people who dont want police around are either engaging in non taxable criminal activity or are illegal drug users. Or theyre sympathetic to criminal activity in general thru bizarre mental and ideological gymnastics. Have no idea why any politician would think its a good idea to get rid of or replace police. They actually are the ones who enforce the same laws politicians put into place.

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TopicWhat metric do you use to determine if someone is poor?
masticatingman
02/16/21 12:41:14 PM
#35
Pretty much if theyre trying to live independently off welfare and are in section 8 housing...theyre going to be broke af. Theres next to no money leftover for any luxuries. And theyre likely struggling to pay their bills as is.

And if youre that poor, you cant afford a lot of monthly bills like cable or internet. Phone and power after rent would already be significant.

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TopicMetroid Prime is literally just Super Metroid in 3D >_>
masticatingman
02/16/21 12:22:02 PM
#9
No. There are parts that are similar for sure but some of the missions/sections are completely different. And some similarities get played up too. I do get the focal key points that people point out here but MP seemed to just be paying light homage to Super.

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TopicGiant crocodile swims by bull shark, bull shark nopes out right away
masticatingman
02/16/21 9:21:07 AM
#8
Both crocodiles and sharks are essentially living fossils at this point.

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TopicTexas's response has made me lose faith in wind energy
masticatingman
02/16/21 9:15:03 AM
#19
Jabodie posted...
Isn't there a lot of political resistance to clean energy in Texas from oil lobbies? Look at this take smh:

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1361658427395747842?s=19
Regardless, TX uses about 25% wind power for its grid. Wind farms litter parts of the state.

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TopicI've figured out my sexuality.
masticatingman
02/16/21 9:09:57 AM
#25
One thing to like, another thing completely to actually follow through and hook up. Trust me on that. I think its a side effect of the porn age - just because it gets you excited in private via a video doesnt mean youre gonna be into it in person. Not to mention, the real world is generally gonna reject the scenarios or expectations you have in your head.

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TopicWhat was the last movie you saw in theaters?
masticatingman
02/15/21 9:57:17 PM
#70
I really dont know, tbh, maybe as far back as The Meg. Im not an ordinary moviegoer. Usually just stream or Redbox even

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TopicMy birthday dinner tonight
masticatingman
02/15/21 9:53:06 PM
#7
R1masher posted...
Looks like throw up, happy birthday


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TopicC/D: You're glad that you're not part of Gen Z.
masticatingman
02/15/21 9:49:54 PM
#2
I cant really imagine listening to pop music that was current when they were in high school. Idk, I had the last gasp of rock, which was kinda cool.

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TopicThere is NOTHING WRONG with pissing in the bathroom sink.
masticatingman
02/15/21 8:56:24 PM
#16
I used to do that when I was immature...

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TopicIs there a dating app for smart people?
masticatingman
02/15/21 8:30:58 PM
#10
Define smart

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TopicDo you wear a mask at the drive-thru?
masticatingman
02/15/21 8:29:17 PM
#20
No. Its a drive thru, its quick and were not all that up close to each other

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Topici pay for youtube premium but im still gonna buy spotify premium.
masticatingman
02/15/21 4:54:28 PM
#9
YouTube music is definitely trash, agreed.

The only advantage to Premium I see would be hassle free ad free YouTube on my Apple TV. Small price to pay to still watch ads there though.

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TopicI legit sont understand whos paying for porn stuff...
masticatingman
02/15/21 4:51:35 PM
#8
Tons of guys are currently paying for webcam or cosplay girls who also produce amateur porn content or random misc items to sell as part of their brand. Theyre basically independent porn stars that have left the traditional mold.

Traditional porn is still being made and sold but thats become a subscription based commodity to fuel constant funds.

Its an offshoot of the old school sex trade. Sanitized and delivered in visual audio form. I wouldnt pay for it but the precedent is clear. I guess the closest thing pre porn were the peep shows like you see in Pose.

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TopicWhat are some obscure/unusual game ports?
masticatingman
02/15/21 4:45:29 PM
#2
All the NES ports for GBA seemed odd at best

Some of the mid 90s crossovers when game manufacturers were unsure which system was preferable. Time of the Saturn, PS1 etc

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TopicNew dumb ass takes new Gorilla Glue challenge! (Does not go well)
masticatingman
02/15/21 4:30:14 PM
#3
Gorilla glue is the new bull confirmed

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TopicIf boobs are called Mommy Milkers, what is the nickname of butts?
masticatingman
02/15/21 3:25:42 PM
#6
Cream repositories

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TopicMario 3D World looks like a really sick game
masticatingman
02/15/21 3:21:00 PM
#39
Wii U was great on the tv with pro controller. By sometime in 2013, Nintendo realized that and made all their own games compatible with it, so that you could essentially just not use the gamepad besides messing with settings or special features. But by then, Nintendo had already gone out of their way to harp on the gamepad and that stigma stuck.

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TopicLooking 30 in 1970 looks way different than looking 30 in 2020.
masticatingman
02/15/21 3:13:41 PM
#31
Cigs, drinking daily, and already having multiple kids is why.

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TopicIf you are white, do you know if your family tree is 100% white?
masticatingman
02/15/21 3:06:48 PM
#23
My familys been in the south for hundreds of years so there are likely some racial offshoots. But Ive only encountered 100% European family members, on mom and dad sides, gonna be honest.


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TopicOld cartoons are lame
masticatingman
02/14/21 9:24:39 PM
#19
There were a lot of cartoons from the 50's-60's that were trippy as hell (actually I don't know when they were made, I'm just assuming - they had, like, stick figures in them). Old Looney Tunes was good though. I also liked Popeye, which was old as all get out.

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TopicWhy can't i live walking distance from a convenient store.
masticatingman
02/14/21 9:14:00 PM
#39
At my first apartment complex ever I would often walk to a 24 hour CVS that was less than a 1/4 mile away to get whatever random item I wanted.

Now as a bit of an older young adult, I seriously would probably never do that. I just buy everything I need as part of planned errands during the day.

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TopicComcast added $90 in fees on my $70 internet bill.
masticatingman
02/14/21 4:52:56 PM
#4
You can pay for unlimited. Still bullshit but I know unlimited pay is a lot less than that fee.

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TopicWhat gadgets do you own/use?
masticatingman
02/14/21 4:23:46 PM
#18
  • laptop with windows 10
  • laptop with windows 7, disconnected from the internet since no more updates
  • 720p vga monitor
  • 1080p hdmi computer monitor no. 1 - no sound output natively
  • 1080p hdmi computer monitor no.2 - does have native sound output
  • 7 port powered usb hub
  • computer speaker set no. 1
  • computer speaker set no. 2, mostly used for misc. purposes to plug into anything with aux output if needed
  • blu ray player, 1080p, including the blu rays
  • dvd player, including the dvds
  • 4k uhd tv
  • Apple TV 4K
  • soundbar via optical cable
  • CRT TV
  • Up to date smartphone
  • Up to date specialty mp3 player
  • Up to date tablet
  • Up to date bluetooth set of headphones
  • A few pairs of both over the ear headphones and earbud style headphones for direct plug in
  • A few sets of wired keyboards/mouses and wireless keyboards/mouses
  • A solid number of external hard drives and larger flash drives
  • Approx 7 video game systems, including the games
  • Plenty of hdmi cables, some spare aux cables, vga cables, charging cables of various types, and ethernet cables
  • Charing battery brick for spare power if electricity goes out
  • Approx 6 extension cords
Everything listed is in working order.

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TopicHow are you when it comes to spicy food?
masticatingman
02/14/21 3:29:12 PM
#6
I'm ok with regular hot and spicy things but I don't take much pleasure in it or seek it out most of the time. As far as abnormally spicy items like habaneros etc. - big no. That type of heat deliberately brings out pain. I get that there are certain cool side effects to that stab of heat, but in a regular meal, nah.

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TopicPrince Harry and Meghan Markle FUCKED
masticatingman
02/14/21 3:26:40 PM
#9
monkmith posted...
i'm always confused at the amount of attention given to the "royal family", though i guess to be fair we do it in america with the kardashians.
The English royal family has been going out of their way for a long while to try and overtly garner favor with the public so it's not exactly surprising.

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TopicJemele Hill being fired by espn for tweeting about Trump is ok...
masticatingman
02/14/21 3:16:16 PM
#5
Yeah, she was never fired by ESPN. But good try and everything.

She was "suspended" and eventually got moved around to a different position. But she was retained by ESPN.

Gina was 100% fired from Disney.

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TopicWhich summer is more unbearable: Phoenix or Miami?
masticatingman
02/14/21 3:09:29 PM
#4
Phoenix is in a desert, Miami is just essentially another Caribbean city.

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TopicWoman quits job to earn six figures a month acting as a dog on OnlyFans
masticatingman
02/14/21 12:29:08 PM
#30
If you're paying for her, you are beyond saving tbh.

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TopicSo... I wanna make sense of all this Taylor Swift stuff.
masticatingman
02/14/21 12:28:10 PM
#2
If you want to twist your brain around song rights, I'd look to the Beatles, it's well documented how their catalog has been bandied about.

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TopicWhat are your hobbies?
masticatingman
02/14/21 11:44:54 AM
#22
Writing creatively is most certainly at the top of the list as far as a verifiable hobby I can point to over time.

Otherwise, it basically devolves into just stuff that I either do as part of my daily routine or that I enjoy doing to kick time. I guess you could say actively finding new music to listen to and appreciate is a hobby, but it's not like I'm making music or playing an instrument so eh, I don't really think it's much of anything in of itself. And with something like working out, that's just a part of life.

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TopicWhat country do you prefer? France or Italy?
masticatingman
02/14/21 11:30:26 AM
#8
Depends on what you're asking about.

If you're talking about history in the last 1000 years or so, I'd say the French have way, way more to offer. And it's not even close, at all.

If you're talking about which country I'd just rather visit as a tourist, I would still pick France, but essentially only for Paris and the culture that comes with that location. Without Paris, Italy would win by leaps and bounds, since they got Florence, Milan, Venice, Rome, Naples, etc.

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Topic?is being called a kid worse than being called old?
masticatingman
02/14/21 10:25:14 AM
#3
Older workers are still liable to call guys in their 30s kid so its not a big deal. It really just means youre on the younger spectrum of the workforce...which is and always will be a general positive.

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TopicIs valentines day a good day for tinder matches?
masticatingman
02/14/21 9:52:48 AM
#4
I wouldnt try to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger today.

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TopicAre some people really saying that the USA is a 3rd world country?
masticatingman
02/14/21 9:51:27 AM
#50
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Circumcision is still legal and high encouraged for cosmetic reasons so yes, it's a third-world country in a way.
And we got the circumcision obsession popping up here too, sounds about right

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TopicHave you ever slowly grown to dislike a close friend of yours? What happened?
masticatingman
02/14/21 9:21:06 AM
#43
Well yeah, obviously. Pretty much all my high school and early college friends. A lot of those people revolve around your lifestyle at that time. Plus people just come and go in your youth.

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TopicNothing better then getting an argument with your girlfriend on V-Day
masticatingman
02/14/21 8:25:00 AM
#11
V day is a joke.

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Topicnutjobs lose their shit over science on egyptian tv show
masticatingman
02/14/21 8:24:01 AM
#19
viewmaster_pi posted...
i was gonna say, i hope he's safe after that, some of these places are just... yeesh, dude
You mean, like, you can get executed? Because yes, you can.

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TopicI haven't fapped in 42 days
masticatingman
02/14/21 7:38:43 AM
#11
A few years ago I think I went a month and a half with no fapping at all. It was too long.

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TopicWould you buy this $89.99 bottle of whiskey?
masticatingman
02/13/21 11:52:36 PM
#17
I dont go over ~$45. I mostly buy Irish whiskey or rum. Sometimes bourbon or rye. Can at least say especially with rum, the diminishing returns after $45 is next to meaningless. And this price point can include rums aged over a decade.

I understand why some whiskey gets so expensive but I see most of it revolving around rarity, the aging process, or cask strength etc. Sorry but not interested.

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TopicThe O saga
masticatingman
02/13/21 11:45:44 PM
#7
Leggo

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TopicMost un-dateable Zodiac Signs Valentines day Topic :)
masticatingman
02/13/21 11:43:27 PM
#11
At least with Scorpios, the sign compatibility can actually be pretty damn important if youre looking for a successful relationship. If the sign is incompatible, then yes, just stay far away.

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Topicday 1 - the orgasm saga
masticatingman
02/13/21 11:40:58 PM
#18
RedJackson posted...
Yeppers

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TopicDo you have a good relationship with your parents?
masticatingman
02/13/21 11:38:11 PM
#19
My dad is a teetotaler and was always super judgmental towards me in my early 20s. He basically acts like a super conservative Christian despite not having been to church in years.

My mom is very well intentioned but is way too controlling. And whenever she hears about bad weather or whatever shell send me anxious texts.

Idk, they gave me a great home growing up but I think theyre both difficult figures to get along with as a young adult. They are just both lonely people and just live out life as a couple on an island really. Just difficult to want to actually be pleasant to now that Im making my own way independently. Most of my interaction with them is firm and decisive.

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Topicday 1 - the orgasm saga
masticatingman
02/13/21 11:32:09 PM
#3
Inb4 500 posts

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