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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/18/21 3:19:13 PM
#156
Darkprince has Mark_DeRosa or something like that, and thats all I know of. If you want my main, give me a second

Here it is! monkeysRfunny, the account I made back in the days when I saw a video of a monkey push another monkey into a pond for no reason

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/18/21 3:03:38 PM
#154
gamer167 posted...
Getting rid of all diseases and viruses sounds good on the surface but I feel like there would ultimately be unforeseen issues that would arise of it, life usually seems to balance itself out one way or another.

Gimme dat money.
Not even unseen in this case. Viruses like bacteriophages attack bad bacteria that would otherwise hinder lifeforms that contribute to keeping us alive. Getting rid of harmful diseases like cancer and covid (and probably most diseases in general) would likely be a huge gain with no downside. But viruses are a necessity. Except covid lol.

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/18/21 3:00:50 PM
#153
ShibaToken posted...
Except this is my only account and I never denied being Kanjo
There we go Kanjo, now we can keep moving forward!

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/18/21 2:47:30 PM
#148
ShibaToken posted...
What
Well its quite simple really. I had a hunch you were an alt because your account is so new and all the trolling/deflection. Its just that you confirmed it 100% with post 121 by saying you have me tagged. Your account was 2 weeks old at most at that time, and given the facts that I hadnt posted in a longer time period than that and that theres a karma requirement to even view CE, I knew you were an alt.

tl;dr
You outed yourself.

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/18/21 2:26:38 PM
#139
[explanation needed given that my last post before this topic was over a month ago, and it wasnt even on this board]

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/18/21 2:13:48 PM
#136
ShibaToken posted...
Must be a darkprince alt
You keep telling yourself that kanjo, unless you want to fess up and just say your main

How else can you explain such a new account giving me a tag like that when I rarely post anymore lol.

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TopicSJW CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin LEAVES the Network after 13 YEARS!! Is She Hot??
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 11:04:11 PM
#7
https://imgur.com/dql0QoU

Damn she's giving Trump a run for his money in the orange department

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 11:02:29 PM
#130
Ok Kanjo just stay ignorant then

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Topicapplebees is showing $0 prices on Ubereats
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 7:09:49 PM
#9
Wait, does this also mean that you didnt tip your driver since its percentage based? Or did you put a custom tip?

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 7:00:43 PM
#128
If you had read the BBC article or watched the video you would see why a world without viruses wouldnt work.

And you keep mentioning how were constantly evolving and developing new technology. Are you suggesting that we skew this to say that we wait until we have sufficient substitutes for the many helpful viruses, THEN get rid of them? Then again, why would we ever want to do research into getting rid of things that keep this planet turning?

And once again I must ask: whose alt?

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 5:45:09 PM
#125
ShibaToken posted...
Holy mental gymnastics batman.
I like how you havent posted a single counter to defend your point of view yet.

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 5:35:57 PM
#122
So are you one of those guys who automatically hates people solely because of their occupation?

And isnt it ironic that you call others Thanos sympathizers when youre the one going that way? Although even Thanos had a better plan since he wouldnt wipe out a vast majority of life on Earth.

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 4:56:52 PM
#120
And a single guy who cant see the big picture.

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 4:50:38 PM
#116
ShibaToken posted...
I've seen two people post the same 5 second google search of a BBC article.

I haven't received any other information that pertains to what would happen to a sentient society with the technology we have if viruses and diseases disappeared. I've seen information about what happens to animals, but not humans. And of course, most of it is theoretical that can't be backed up.
In other words you have no sources? And have you seen that video on bacteriophages here? Thats another source of why viruses are so important. You seem to be under the impression that all viruses are evil little organisms that will get you sick and/or kill you while completely ignoring the fact that they play a crucial role in keeping the world in balance.

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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/17/21 3:48:17 PM
#114
ShibaToken posted...
[citation needed]
You know, on the flip side, wheres your citation that this wouldnt affect the planet? Weve seen people provide a source of how viruses sustain life, but for some odd reason you just push it away, despite it being exactly what you requested.

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TopicE32005 is SUSPENDED!
monkeysRfunny
02/16/21 8:22:46 PM
#15
Vicious_Dios posted...
Womp


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TopicInstantly become the richest man on Earth or get rid of all disease and viruses
monkeysRfunny
02/16/21 8:21:29 PM
#88
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
I feel the question is obviously posed in a "do the good thing or bad thing" way with ideal circumstances.
This. Its just that it was phrased far too broadly which started the debate. If it was something like money vs getting rid of all harmful diseases and viruses like cancer, influenza, covid, etc, then this poll would be much more skewed towards the disease killing. But as it is now, people are applying real world logic to a hypothetical situation that was meant to be much simpler.

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TopicHow are you paying off your student loans?
monkeysRfunny
02/06/21 5:17:24 PM
#22
I paid them off years ago

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TopicBidens director of health
monkeysRfunny
01/21/21 12:10:36 AM
#113
YugiNoob posted...
Or perhaps you should just not rush to conclusions and accept that you dont know everything about everyone.
But thats what CE is so good at

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TopicSomeone made a compilation of all the rioters getting arrested...
monkeysRfunny
01/13/21 11:15:07 PM
#11
I was expecting different rioters

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Topicrate my dinner from a few nights ago (pics)
monkeysRfunny
01/13/21 11:08:50 PM
#7
E32005 posted...
it looks like a catchers mit


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TopicSHOCKING Video of a Young COP being CRUSHED by MAGA Crowds and Yelling HELP!!
monkeysRfunny
01/08/21 10:35:23 PM
#10
VipaGTS posted...
why didn't he shoot them? Black dude moves his hand wrong and gets 6 shots in his back...these guys literally attack the cops and nothing....strange.
Right? It wouldve been a great idea to discharge a firearm in such a cramped space when he could barely move an inch!

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TopicIs this how the police protect society?
monkeysRfunny
12/30/20 3:30:07 AM
#8
Mark_DeRosa posted...
Is this a bad thing? You guys realize theres a reason why stuff is a done certain way right? Theres guidelines, liabilities, and polices in place. Not to mention, the safety aspect of taking a ride with a random person thats not verified
I don't think it's a bad thing since it is illegal, but at the same time I'm not sure they really need undercover officers to go after such minor offenses.

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TopicIs this how the police protect society?
monkeysRfunny
12/30/20 3:21:03 AM
#4
viewmaster_pi posted...
what are they trying to do?
Catch Uber drivers who give cash rides rather than through the app

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TopicWhy are Teachers paid so little in America?
monkeysRfunny
12/17/20 12:46:57 AM
#34
YugiNoob posted...
They get a crapton of good benefits to compensate.
This is probably only for certain states. Just like how TC should've made the title "Why are teachers paid so little in some states", this is probably like "Some get a crapton of good benefits to compensate". Rebel is probably from a state that doesn't have good benefits.

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TopicIs homosexuality accepted in Japan? They haven't legalized same-sex marriage yet
monkeysRfunny
12/13/20 9:54:24 PM
#20
PoundGarden posted...
Still a fucked up mindset. The mafia is still active in America but we don't legitimately associate being Italian with being a mafioso.
Who in the fuck compares being Italian with getting tattoos lmao

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TopicDo you speak spanish?
monkeysRfunny
12/05/20 10:56:44 PM
#11
Taco taco, burrito burrito

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TopicDemocrats, Greens, and Socialists #GASenate needs you (Love my socialists).
monkeysRfunny
12/05/20 10:54:58 PM
#7
How tf is that trolling

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TopicMan, I FUCKING hate looking up recipes online >_>
monkeysRfunny
11/27/20 4:07:16 AM
#44
I suggest foodnetwork.com. Their stuff doesn't have that annoying shit at the start and goes right into the recipe.

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TopicTrump flips out. "Don't talk to me that way! I'm the President!"
monkeysRfunny
11/27/20 4:03:02 AM
#38
AlisLandale posted...
theres no reason to respect the Presidents position if the President themself doesnt respect it fufufufufu
This is true

YugiNoob posted...
But ignoring the cold hard fact that he is the president is a rather childish mindset.
As is this. No sane person respects the manchild known as Donald Trump. But even if you don't respect him, he's still president for now.

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TopicNintendo being Nintendo again. (C&D sent to Smash tournament.)
monkeysRfunny
11/21/20 3:43:42 AM
#61
BipBapBam posted...
As much as I hate Nintendo, this seems like kind of an obvious ''no duh'' moment. They're against hosting a tournament where everyone's playing illegal copies of their game, like no shit.

If you can't play Melee at tournaments because of COVID, tough shit. A lot of things had to shut down because of it, it doesn't mean Nintendo's gonna let you rob them blind lmao.

Also, holy fuck why are there even still Melee tournaments in 2020
"Rob them blind". lmao indeed.

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TopicSo is it our turn to do this? (Election memes)
monkeysRfunny
11/12/20 6:10:23 AM
#100
shockthemonkey posted...
Has anyone ever found that person again? I honestly want to know what they'll say now

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Topic9 y/o Girl was BANNED from wearing this MASK and is SUING for MILLIONS!!
monkeysRfunny
11/08/20 9:13:07 PM
#59
Hexenherz posted...
They did, they dispatched a letter to parents informing them of the restrictions on mask wear.

lol did anyone read the original post
Yeah, they did this AFTER this happened.

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TopicSo why does the republican party exist if theyre all fascists and racists?
monkeysRfunny
11/07/20 8:08:11 PM
#5
Phantom36 posted...
Isn't labelling all republicans as racists and fascists equally as judgmental as we accuse republicans of being?
inb4 no cuz its true

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TopicHow hard are Trump supporters reeeeeing right now?
monkeysRfunny
11/04/20 12:44:43 PM
#13
Careful with the R word pal, apparently its offensive

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TopicDisgusting, these are BLM's people
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 6:44:59 PM
#18
What for, and I hope you did so for that other topic as well.

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TopicCops beat his son to death, keeps benefits and his pension.
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 6:38:49 PM
#23
Shablagoo posted...
Whered you get that number? From what Ive read the average is more like 25%.
https://www.socialsolutions.com/blog/domestic-violence-statistics-2018/
https://ncadv.org/statistics

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TopicDisgusting, these are Trump's people
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 6:26:08 PM
#34
Can you guys tell me why this is acceptable?



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TopicDisgusting, these are BLM's people
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 6:21:39 PM
#1
Not even a Halloween thing.


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TopicWhy did Cell call Gohan boy so much
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 3:16:29 AM
#17
My cat is 5 years old. How silly!

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TopicWhy did Cell call Gohan boy so much
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 3:03:52 AM
#14
LivingLegend posted...
Cell is an Android... Hes not even a human.
Non-human things have ages too

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TopicCops beat his son to death, keeps benefits and his pension.
monkeysRfunny
11/01/20 3:01:40 AM
#11
gunplagirl posted...
40% admitted to using violence against their partners in two separate studies. Include kids and the number is no doubt higher than the reported rate.
That's very close to the average of 35.6%. Not saying that it isn't a problem, but rather that people tend to use this as if the number is only high for cops.

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TopicMontreal's Chinatown gets vandalized amid coronavirus pandemic again.
monkeysRfunny
10/31/20 2:29:43 AM
#11
Only in Trump's murica.

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TopicPhilly cops do an oof
monkeysRfunny
10/30/20 6:40:47 AM
#5
Reminds me of that Time magazine cover where they acted like that crying Honduran girl was separated from her mother by ICE.

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TopicWhy isn't anyone talking about the 2020 meteor 1 day before election?
monkeysRfunny
10/30/20 1:02:11 AM
#12
Bad_Mojo posted...
Walmart, a southern marketplace overall, was just told to lock up all the guns and put them away out of sight. The left isn't buying guns to counter-protest, the right is
They locked up their guns not because the right was buying them, but because the left was looting their stores lol

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TopicRiots in Philadelphia starting after a police officer shot a black man
monkeysRfunny
10/27/20 5:01:48 AM
#79
Why can't all cops fight like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZU0g7edxuI

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TopicRiots in Philadelphia starting after a police officer shot a black man
monkeysRfunny
10/27/20 2:16:02 AM
#42
Kaiganeer posted...
dude was chasing them with a knife, cops kept backing up, dude gets too close and is shot

what is the issue
They didn't even attempt to give him a blanket and hot cocoa and have a heart-to-heart talk. They told him to drop the knife while backpedaling.

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TopicScenario: You discover everyone in your family was wearing red when they died.
monkeysRfunny
10/24/20 6:06:20 AM
#19
I don't understand this but it seems to have some relevance



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TopicDoes anyone really makes $7.25 an hour?
monkeysRfunny
10/22/20 4:16:53 PM
#15
Giant_Aspirin posted...
US population = 328M
2% = 0.02

328,000,000 * 0.02 = 6,560,000, or 6.56 million people
Yes, my 6 month old niece really gets ripped off at her job at McDonalds.

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