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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

gna647 posted...

I would bang the hell out of rosita dear lord

Tara all day.

I've always been a boob guy.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

yusiko posted...

yes thats who he raped
and when she escaped she killed his zombie daughter he was having incestious zombie sex with,
of course when zombie michonne escaped she cut off a couple of his limbs, shoved a spoon up his rear end, and then used that spoon to scoop out his eye

they didnt let any of those comic events make it into the show

I think she actually castrated him with the spoon.

Or maybe not with the spoon. I'm pretty sure she castrated him though.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Imagine paying for porn in 2021.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Tenlaar posted...

Uh oh, looks like a mod just became one of his enemies.

The retribution shall be swift and merciless, I'm sure. He said so himself.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Questionmarktarius posted...

So that's a yes, then.

I just looked up Leanna Heart, and her's are worse.

Lupe's nips may look awful, but her boobs at least have a uniform shape. Leanna's look like someone squished them on her chest and they never bounced back.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Is it as bad as Leanna Heart's bolt-ons?

Her nips look like googly eyes.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

eston posted...

Seems like it should have been simple enough to verify it as legal porn without ever going to trial and wasting all these peoples' time.

That said, Little Lupe's stuff from before the boob job absolutely and unapologetically tried to create the illusion of her being underage

After seeing the results of her boob job, her plastic surgeon should be the one on trial.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

David1988 posted...

Still better than Trump supporters

He is a Trumper. It's what I have him tagged as from the politics board.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

shockthemonkey posted...

Hahahahahaha and hes crying about it on the meltdown subreddit

Link?

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Here you go, CE.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Vicious_Dios posted...

Is this the extent of the collected empathy that you lot keep espousing so much?

No no, by all means... Keep going, guys.

As I've already pointed out in other topics (and been moderated for it) you righties were doing cartwheels in the aisles when RBG died, pumping your fists and posting shit about how "here comes another conservative justice! Get ready, libs!"

So you can kindly fuck off. And take your fainting couch with you.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Still a bit of a sore spot for me that Port of Subs was ousted from my area for Subway.

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Trumble posted...

Dude, you realise everyone in this topic is being sarcastic, right? ;)

MuayThai85 posted...

This whole topic went directly over your head.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

Why are people on this site so bad at picking up on blatant sarcasm?

MTRodaba2468 posted...

--> This Topic

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--> Your Head

In my defense, in the past 4 years we've seen the death of satire, and the idea of "discourse" get run through a tumble dryer.

Doesn't mean I won't take my lumps, though.

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FabIe posted...

We have the winter EVERY YEAR. This is just a slightly worse winter called something different and hyped up by lamestream media.

We're probably going to have Covid every year from now on, too. You let a viral disease get entrenched in your population, good luck getting it out.

And "slightly worse"? Flu on average kills anywhere from 40,000 to 60,000 Americans a year. Covid has done 450,000 in that same time frame. So you regard something 8 to 9 times worse as only "slightly worse"?

Covid-19 has been 4X deadlier to Americans than fighting in either world War was.

Covid deaths (in one year): 450,000
WW1 deaths (in one year): 116,000
WW2 deaths (in four years): 407,300

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Yamcha was young and needed the money!

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

ZMythos posted...

If that's all you got then don't even bother replying. Kyle's facing criminal charges.

Don't bother replying to joyrock any more. He's clearly the alt of some slurper who's main is in purg.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

UnicornWizard posted...

Dharma and Greg

Damn. I liked this one early on.

Ummm let's see.

Webster.

Sanford and Son

Perfect Strangers

Family Matters

Three's Company

All in the Family

The Jeffersons

Night Court

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VyceBrand posted...

I know its a bad one.
Small Wonder.

Bite your tongue. Vicki > you.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

The only thing better than pooping on the clock is cranking one out on the clock.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

RadiantJoyrock posted...

He had as much right to be there as much as anyone else involved.

Bullshit. Next time there is civil unrest walk out to the cop's line strapped with an AR and tell them you're there to help.

If they're cops with any kind of common sense they'll tell you to go the fuck home.

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Zikten posted...

He's the kid that shot 3 people, 2 died at a Black Lives Matter protest. He claims it was self defense but witnesses say he was antagonistic to the victims before the fight. And lately he's been hanging out in bars with white supremacists

Also, he traveled 45 minutes one way to reach the location of the protests, with an illegally obtained weapon that wasn't even his.

I'm still wondering how it's self defense when he traveled one way 45 minutes to another state to defend property that he didn't have a connection to in any way.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

It's an underrated gem. Jim Carrey was genuinely creepy in it.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

SPE posted...

lord shadow 19 posted some real ugly things in the MAGA board. He is also known for pre-emptively blocking people he assumes may mark him in the future.

if he blocked me this is not a loss at all to me

Can confirm. He's post 40 in this topic, right? I can't see post 40, and he's been a Trump taint slurper on the politics board for years who migrated to the MAGA board because boy does it ever suck to be constantly modded for your shitty takes on everything.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

mft1 posted...

Except there's been plenty of prominent people tin the last month alking about drone striking Republicans or calling for the police or military to gun down crowds of Trump supporters, even saying that Republican members of Congress should be impeached and charged with terrorism. MSNBC has had multiple commentators compare Donald Trump to Anwar al-Awlaki, a US citizen who was killed with a drone strike. So it's actually not that much of a stretch when extremists on your side are talking about killing or mass imprisoning people and not facing any consequences for it.

Well if there's plenty of "prominent people" doing all the things you mentioned I'm sure you'll be able to dig up some sources for those claims, right?

And yes, they are calling for republican members of congress to be impeached because they are continuing to back and support the man who incited his followers to storm the seat of our government to stop the certification of a free and fair election. In other words, sedition.

Edit: should have checked your account before I responded, totally not a troll alt.

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ShibaToken posted...

What if it was a company slogan? Apparently that's better than one that supports human rights?

A work slogan would be fine, because it's related to the company who is paying you money to be a representative for them.

This isn't about whether one slogan is "better" than another or not. This is about "are political slogans ok in the workplace?" Stop trying to muddy the waters.

And as I said before, when you are at work you are on the company's dime. And a vast majority of companies don't want complaints about political slogans regardless of what they are. So they blanket ban them all, as they should.

Check your work handbook. I guarantee you they have a rule about political or controversial slogans at work.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Masks shouldn't have any slogans on them in the workplace, period.

No MAGA, no FeeltheBern, no BLM, no Thinblueline, no nothing.

You're there to do a job, not spread a message. And on top of that, most workplaces don't allow political or controversial messaging of any kind anyway, so it was likely a violation of the restaurant's rules, same as if it had been a MAGA mask.

Wear your slogan mask on your own time.

This is a fair, next from me.

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hockeybub89 posted...

"Putting immigrants in concentration camps is bad"

"Those camps don't have gas chambers. This is offensive to Holocaust victims. Besides, the people in those camps are criminals"

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"Being told to shut up on the Intetnet is just like Kristallnacht before the Holocaust"

"She's right, you know. The slippery slope won't end until the Democrats throw us in death camps. Besides, it's just a metaphor. She's not being literal! Wait, why are you judging me, you Nazi?!"

Lol, pretty much this.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Let's see here.

"The sigma male is exactly like the alpha, but lives outside the hierarchy by his own choice."

Ahhhh I get it.

-Mgtow claim to "go their own way" and "live by their own rules" regarding relationships and dating.

-Sigma males are exactly like Alpha males, but implied to actually be better because they're "outside the hierarchy".

So therefore

-"Sigma males" is self applied mgtow cope elevating them to the status of "best males".

Makes sense. Every mgtow implies that they're beating willing pussy off with a stick because they're so desirable, but they just say "lolno" from the top of their pirate's horde of wealth because "redpilled".

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

I just want to know why his hair is brown but his mustache is jet black.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

CM_Ponch posted...

It's sad that people think this is similar

Well. I mean it says "doing essentially the same thing" right there in the story. Sounds pretty open and shut.

It's not like Fox News could post both tweets in their entirety when making claims like that. That would require 15, maybe even 20 minutes of research. And they're waaaaay too busy pointedly ignoring how guilty of incitement the former president whose dick they sucked for four years is.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

FrozenPie posted...

then maybe the leaders of r/politics shouldnt have banned conservative viewpoints from being posted. *shrug*

User since: Oct 2020
Karma: 112
Active posts: 68

Mark accordingly.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Name for the third girl in the OP?

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

I dated a girl who decided she wanted to stop shaving her pits for a while. It literally made no difference in anything, including my attraction to her.

People need to lighten up.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Zelda_Aran posted...

Tell that to a roughneck who relies on an oil & gas job to support his family. It's a lot essier to criticize oil & gas when you don't have anything at stake.

It's the coal miner bullshit all over again. Republican coal miners couldn't see their industry dying, and when Hillary tried to throw them a lifeline of training in another field with better longevity, they slapped her offered hand away and doubled down on Donald "clean coal" Trump, because of the R next to his name.

But I guess it all worked out since there weren't been any coal mine closures during his........oh. Oh wait........

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

One of George Carlin's bits.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtiQTQQ7QA

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

I watched the video. They're verbally taunting the guy and making threatening statements and then he just steps out with a pistol and starts firing.

It's surreal, for the first four or five shots the two people in the street don't even budge.

Then the guy gets hit, and he screams and starts to run before collapsing out of frame in his driveway. Meanwhile the woman pulls out her phone and gets shot for her trouble, and the shooter fires twice more into her while she's on the ground. Then the shooter walks over the the shot man and shoots him again with his last round.

Then, while the woman continues to scream and yell the shooter walks back into his house and retrieves a rifle. He then walks back out, tells the woman "you should have kept your fucking mouth shut!", and executes her. Then he walks over to the man and says something like "weak f****t, huh?" (A slur the shot man said to him earlier in the altercation) before shooting him again. Then he returns to his house.

It looks like the threats and stuff that they were yelling at him finally made him snap.

It's sad. Two families destroyed over some fucking snow.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Jesus, 9"6?

I know she ducked through a doorway but I just figured it was a low doorway.

She's an even larger female Mr. X.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Graphic footage of horrifying spider attack

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSnp9xpXNo

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RetsuZaiZen posted...

Jesus.

The hell are they surviving off of?

Fear, most likely.

Somebody needs to call John Goodman. He's dealt with an infestation of spiders like those before.

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Esrac posted...

Something about her face/smile is giving me "alien in a skin suit" vibes.

The first thing I noticed is that her smile seems....different? Unique? It's tough to pin down exactly what it is, maybe a bit crooked?

It's not unpleasant though.

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AlphaWhelp posted...

That music is perfect for everything

Quick question, what is that music called and what is it from, a show? I know it's not the "Always Sunny" theme, but they're both used the same way. Basically a musical exclamation of "get a load of this dipshit over here."

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

*cut to a city street. Zombies shuffle around, moaning quietly*

*a cardboard box on two legs scurries past, weaving among the scattered, shambling horrors*

*the zombies, attracted by the quick movements of prey, home in on the box and begin their shambling pursuit. Their cries act as a dinner bell to zombies within earshot, calling more*

*soon the bipedal box is being trailed by a sizable swarm of rotting husks. A large alley appears to one side. The box darts into the alley and glances around, empty. It moves up tight and snug against the far side of a dumpster and drops to the ground, totally still, as the cries and sounds of shuffling feet grow louder.*

*the stumbling horde enters the alley. Since their visual link with their prey was severed when it ducked around the corner, the now motionless box draws no attention. The zombies shamble as one down the alley and out into the far street beyond. Their cries gradually diminish.*

*From inside the box comes the faint click from a Zippo. A few moments later a thin wisp of cigarette smoke wafts out of the two small holes in the box's front side. From within, a soft, gravel-throated chuckle is heard, then the box stands up on two legs again, sidles to the opening of the now empty street it just came from, and darts off again into the inky blackness.*

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

The journey from SSJ to SSJ3 always seemed strange.

SSJ gave great power but would tax you physically over time due to using energy just to maintain the transformed state.

Goku trained to the point that he could maintain SSJ without any energy drain right before the Cell games.

Goku learned SSJ2, which was basically non-draining SSJ with the power level amped way up.

Then he goes from two transformations that are very energy efficient to a third which is almost the opposite. It's very physically taxing and hard to maintain. And the bonus? He doesn't seem to be much more powerful than SSJ2.

I used to think "wow SSJ3 is so cool!" but really it's.....kinda lame. It never beat anyone of substance and aside from the first use of it was never even really presented as a huge increase in power.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

I eat Skittles one color at a time.

First is all the green
Then Yellow
Orange
Purple
And red is last because it's my favorite.

Also if I'm driving on a secluded straight stretch of road at night with no street lights around and no other cars I'll switch my headlights off for a few seconds and drive in darkness.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

"Just putting it out there" is Q code for "what I'm about to say will make you believe I should be smearing my shit on padded walls".

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

Breadface: *wishes to remain anonymous*

Also Breadface: *shows entire face*

Eh whatever. She's not hurting anyone.

And bakers just LOVE her!

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.

I'd tell her "nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger" and then skateboard away.

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Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021.