Lurker > omega cookie

English is hard.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Strider102 posted...

No.

Now if it was Cjayc no doubt about it.

Ol' Jeffy V riding in to save the day, shootin' vaccines left and right and calling all of us lamers?

My dick would explode from being so hard.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

He called that one whore horseface in front of the entire country a few times.

So on balance, I guess we can call his term a win.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

What is your obsession with taking it up the ass? Why don't you get it over with a pay some guy a few grand to climb Mt. YourFatAss and blow you out already?

Next time someone in your life points out what a disappointment you are, and you start to disagree with them, I want to you remember that you've spent years on a dying message board spamming topics about taking it in your shitter. Then you should probably go apologize to your parents for how you turned out.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

It's an upgrade from mocking rape victims for being fat. I'll take it.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Skanky dress, rose tattoo, you can almost smell the six loads she drank earlier that day through the picture.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Artillatron8 posted...

No. Trannies are still men no matter what in my opinion. I don't care what they cut off.

That's one way to use an alt.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

If you ever have to think "is she too young?", she's too young, no matter what number games you try to play in your head to justify it.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

but they are also demanding a second wedding. According to them, they've "kept their silence" for so long due to shock and being distracted by everything else going on this year, but they feel that "because of what happened" we aren't "really married" yet in the family.

Fake as fuck. I refuse to believe that anyone who doesn't have severe brain damage could read that and think "yeah, that sounds like something that happened!".

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

MrToothHasYou posted...

Oh Jesus Christ, that's evil and I love it.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

DeadBankerDream posted...

You need to give that sentence a third try.

It's Cade. You're lucky you can even understand the basic point of his posts.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Strider102 posted...

Always remember the Poles

Trump, please, no. Leave the Poles alone. There was already this guy who "closed" the poles, give them a break.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

This just in! Poor people bitch about everything. Next up, grass? Green!? Stay tuned as our very own Pisstits McFuckFace takes an in depth look at this astounding discovery!

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Damn_Underscore posted...

https://twitter.com/_JasmineJordan/status/1338268019160702979?s=19

Who tf Gene Simmons?

Oh, you poor, stupid whore.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Oh wow. Gross.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Sounding.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

I might be the only person on the planet that thinks Alien 3 is a better "Alien" movie than 2. It's certainly much better than Resurrection. Not even Ron Perlman could save that hunk of shit.

Alien 2 is the most fun to watch, though.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

She looks like she smells like she tastes like cum.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

General reminder that most people who constantly talk about how they don't want kids do it as a coping mechanism for the fact that they know no woman will ever let their socially inept, Sloth from the Goonies looking ass fuck.

It's a lot easier to handle the fact that you are a loser to a ridiculous extreme if you pretend that being alone is your choice.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Nah, I'm a winner.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Good. If you leave unprotected electronics linked to a credit card anywhere a child can get them, you deserve the obvious outcome of that. Her sob story is irrelevant.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Hold on, let me ask her for you.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

You poor, sad fucking losers.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Imagine begging for the attention of Mr. Ed.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

User Since: Oct 2017
Karma: 67

How stupid are you people? You all fall for the most obvious bait.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Porn whore died at the istagram shot up to 97 CEOs

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Mom's Scotty lied about his brother dying because CE didn't post in a topic lying about how Scotty had cancer.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

KINDERFELD posted...

My girl FKA Twigs needs to try dating a brother this time. She's now at 2 strikes, Patterson and LaBeouf.

This is easily the most idiotic post I've seen in a long time.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

mobilebloechel posted...

She's better than Drew ever was

I hope you're trolling, for your sake. If you're not, someone needs to call the FBI, because one of the greys escaped from Area 51.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Zikten posted...

Its kinda suspicious

Not to people with the ability to think.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

threetimes posted...

He also had been a model prisoner

"Not trying to steal an extra pudding on pudding sundays totally makes up for those people whose lives you ended."

I pity you.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

"I don't mean to mansplain, but..."

Nobody outside of Tumblr has ever said that.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

No. Once democracy gets thrown out, the purges start.

The rioters would be the first purged.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

This happens every election. California had a bunch of people wanting to secede when Trump won. There will always be sore losers.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Tie him to a rocket, and launch that shit into the sun.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

The Federated Territories never had a better leader than President Lindberg.

R.I.P.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

If your shitty gimmick on this alt is going to be "post tweets", you may want to figure out how to read them. There's no threat there, unless you think "He is finished as governor!" is a threat... Which is actually exactly what someone who has a shitposting gimmick alt would think.

My bad, carry on.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

pojr posted...

I threw it on right before putting it in the oven, so it got right before putting it in the oven, so it got the cooking like the pizza did

What the fuck is this sentence?

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Makeveli_lives posted...

Ahsoka is literally the only character that actually developed in the clone Wars outside of the clones.

Oh neat, there's a show called The Clone Wars that doesn't have Ventress? And doesn't focus large swaths of itself to Anakin's growing resentment towards the Jedi masters? I guess it doesn't involve any details about Obi-wan's life outside of the movies, either? And Doku probably doesn't start shitdicking around behind his master's back.

I'll have to check that out.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Phynaster posted...

Talk about some massively shit opinions. You're by far the minority here; she's probably one of the most beloved characters at this point.

Meh. For most of The Clone Wars, she was Anakin from Attack Of The Clones. Constantly undermining her own training, refusing to listen to her master who she claimed to respect so much, fucking up everything around her and only getting through things via shear luck.

Remember that Mon Calamari kid who get creampied by Grievous? Kit Fisto's apprentice? She's a more lucking version of him.

People can like what they like, though. More power to those who want a show about her. Like I said, hope it surprises me.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Some of the weakest bait I've ever seen aside, this is one Star Wars show I'm not very big on. I really didn't like Ahsoka in The Clone Wars, Rebels made me want to spoon out my fucking eyes, and I wasn't impressed by the Mandalorian episode.

I also really dislike Rosario Dawnson.

Hope it surprises me though.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

TheLiarParadox posted...

You just described a lot of places, including many non "shithole" ones. I hope you carry this disdain for all of them.

I do.

And any country that is a major player in the sex trafficking trade is a shithole.

Glad to see there's always someone ready to rush to the defense of countries known for thriving child sex tourism industries. I hope you're as quick to rush to the defense of countries where children aren't being rented out for sex.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

ZeroX91 posted...

Going back in time is always magic though. Even in Dr Who or Steins Gate

This is some dogshit tier trolling.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

mobilebloechel posted...

she is an amazing host

You need to get some standards, holy shit.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

Don't believe you but ok

She would immediately get every vile piece of gore porn I could find spammed at her. Imagine being that much of a bitch while asking favors from people you've never met.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

TheLiarParadox posted...

What explains it?

Do you think the shithole currently waging a "drug war" on it's own citizens while being a major force in worldwide sex trafficking can figure out how to preserve one of the planets most important lakes? I'm half shocked to find out they have running water, honestly.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog

I'm fucking ROCK HARD.

---

FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog