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Topic/REAL/ Mommy Milkers ITT
spanky1
03/05/21 4:14:44 PM
#323
So many improbable goddesses, so zero chance for me to ever be anywhere near their vicinity.
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TopicIn honor of Black History Month, post hot black people ITT
spanky1
03/04/21 9:08:27 PM
#129
TopicAre dese tits too big iyo?
spanky1
02/17/21 9:49:12 AM
#11
TopicITT: We're all NeonOctopus >_>
spanky1
02/17/21 2:34:14 AM
#29
Had to do chest compressions on a lady with huge nice tits today. >_>

Ended up saving her life though. <_<

Had some nice boobs though. >_>
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TopicWhat is the highest math class you ever got up to?
spanky1
02/16/21 4:55:24 PM
#83
I actually passed calculus 3 and got into thermodynamics.

Like all other engineering dropouts, I got into accounting.
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TopicWelp, power is out
spanky1
02/16/21 4:43:59 PM
#107
If the gamefaqs moderation system actually worked as intended, users like the one trolling this topic would be perma banned. They're obviously only interested in being here to troll. Why sit back and allow that kind of person to stay on the website? Mods that are reading this, why do you see a series of posts like this and not do anything about it?
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TopicWelp, power is out
spanky1
02/15/21 5:55:24 PM
#55
I'm in the woodlands, north of Houston, no power since 5 am, electric company website says estimate of end of day tomorrow.

Should I sleep the night through this, or walk down to a hotel that has power? >_>
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TopicFuck yes! Snow day Monday and Tuesday in Houston, Texas!
spanky1
02/15/21 9:44:42 AM
#43
TopicWatch this mom take down this perv!
spanky1
02/13/21 4:58:51 AM
#23
Lairen posted...
The girl in the grey shirt....

Yep, I saw too. *chefs kiss*

Also always nice to see Dominique Sachse. Hottest senior citizen on Houston tv.
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TopicFuck yes! Snow day Monday and Tuesday in Houston, Texas!
spanky1
02/12/21 3:20:27 PM
#16
TopicAt least 3 dead in 70-vehicle wreck in Texas
spanky1
02/11/21 1:16:02 PM
#28
TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

Yep, I heard! Its true that Texans don't slow down in bad conditions, but its also true that we never get ice or snow, so our infrastructure isn't prepared for this kind of thing. It's like when I hear about people dying in a heat wave in the north and I look at the temperature and its 95 and I'm like wtf? Different places just have problems with weather they don't normally see.
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TopicThings everyone likes you wish you did?
spanky1
02/11/21 10:35:18 AM
#9
Cheese. My life would be so much easier if I just liked cheese.

Its wierd how people almost get straight up offended that I don't like cheese. Like, it makes them angry.
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TopicDo you think Gina Carrano is a trash-tier actress?
spanky1
02/11/21 10:31:49 AM
#21
Ah, to go back to the sweet innocent days when she was an undefeated American Gladiator.
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Topiclol, this is accurate to playing Metroid Prime for the 1st time >_>
spanky1
02/10/21 1:20:33 AM
#26
I wonder if 4 will have modern fps controls or if they'll stick to the wierd prime controls.
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TopicI literally got zero sleep last night.
spanky1
02/08/21 1:45:28 PM
#1
Went to bed around 1 am, just laid there for 7 hours, alarm for work went off at 8. Feels wierd.
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TopicJoe Abercrombie completely outshines GRRM at his own game.
spanky1
02/08/21 1:43:31 PM
#5
He's one of my favorite authors but he's not perfect, and I do think Martin is ultimately better.

Joe is a great writer and comes up with great characters, but his plotting is very sleepy with little intrigue.
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TopicDid Mass Effect: Andromeda ever get fixed?
spanky1
02/08/21 12:27:54 AM
#13
Its a fundamentally bad game. Don't let people make you think it was only bad because of glitches and whatnot. It failed as a video game, and it was a slap in the face as a mass effect game.
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TopicIn my experience, black women are the best in bed.
spanky1
02/02/21 2:52:41 PM
#13
If only I could find some black women around here.
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TopicHow did that "There's a place in France..." song go where you grew up?
spanky1
01/30/21 5:50:34 PM
#6
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all.
Here comes the king with a rubber dingaling.
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TopicIts Friday Friday....remember her? Would you breed her mommy milkers
spanky1
01/29/21 1:01:01 PM
#11
Topic"Robinette"?
spanky1
01/27/21 2:07:29 PM
#9
TopicWriting General
spanky1
01/27/21 1:54:36 PM
#30
I recently published my third book and I just can't bring myself to start the fourth. Im too laaaaazy.
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TopicWriting General
spanky1
01/24/21 11:43:49 PM
#18
Hopefully this writing topic won't devolve into just bumps lol.
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TopicHas anyone written a novel before?
spanky1
01/22/21 12:30:12 PM
#18
I'm about to self publish my third novel. :)

We used to have a CE writing topic.
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TopicJust watched RE8 demo, seems like im the only one who doesnt like RE7's gameplay
spanky1
01/21/21 9:17:33 PM
#18
viewmaster_pi posted...

please don't pick me up and swaddle me into a blanket like a little baby burrito, nooo....

https://twitter.com/i/status/1349796340251942912
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TopicJust watched RE8 demo, seems like im the only one who doesnt like RE7's gameplay
spanky1
01/21/21 9:04:31 PM
#11
I'mma slowly run from the 8 foot tall sexy lady.

Bein' all like oh no, don't get me...
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TopicRival characters that redeem themselves tends to be a trope that works
spanky1
01/20/21 10:30:01 PM
#39
TopicDoom Eternal feels like a straight downgrade to 2016.
spanky1
01/20/21 6:08:30 PM
#14
Doom Eternal holds the distinguished place in my gaming career of being the ONLY video game in my entire life--and I've been gaming since Super Mario Brothers first came out, and also I've beaten all the Souls games many times and loved them all--where at one point, I literally hit the pause menu, went into the settings, went to the difficulty, and changed it from medium to easy. I have never, ever, ever done that in any other video game.

And I'll add that I still enjoyed it, and felt like the game played like a normal medium difficulty game after that.
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TopicBest Arnold Schwartzenegger Movie?
spanky1
01/18/21 6:24:53 PM
#61
TopicDo you expect radical changes in Mass Effect 1 In the Remaster
spanky1
01/17/21 4:47:59 AM
#36
TopicStop, do not eat Hot Pockets, could have Glass in it.
spanky1
01/16/21 7:48:06 PM
#31
TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

Dang it and those are just the kind I eat.
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Topic/REAL/ Mommy Milkers ITT
spanky1
01/16/21 4:24:45 PM
#56
Ahh, finally a boob topic catering to my tastes, as massive as possible.
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Topiclol this is the worst room design i have ever seen
spanky1
01/15/21 1:31:38 AM
#22
Kami_no_Kami posted...
Is that a hardwood floor... in the bathroom (and also bedroom, but thats not the point.

In any case, Ive been to 3rd world countries, so Ive seen worse, but yeah thats pretty bad.

Hardwood floor in a bathroom is better than carpet.
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Topiclol this is the worst room design i have ever seen
spanky1
01/15/21 1:30:44 AM
#21
SevenTenths posted...
I don't see an air conditioner in the pic

This. I feel like I'm in some kind of social experiment right now.

What the fuck is happening.
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TopicSo what kind of tablet should I get?
spanky1
01/12/21 4:11:21 PM
#1
I never wanted one before but my friend got an Amazon Fire tablet for Christmas and it's kinda neat and there are also some digital only books I'd like to read, and these things are pretty dirt cheap now.

I'd mostly use the thing just for couch and toilet surfing at home on my wifi, maybe a youtube video, and then maybe the odd book or two.

Should I go Amazon Fire? How is this thing different from like, other stuff like Android tablets? They can all browse the internet right, and can they do most things you can do on a phone or are you more restricted? I'm looking at one that says "Without Ads" and that's kinda concerning. Like, they make hardware with built in ads and you have to pay a premium to get one without ads? O_o

The one I'm looking at now is a 10 inch fire hd without ads, 1080p display, 32 GB for $165. Is that any good?
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TopicDo you prefer SELF CHECKOUT or a CASHIER to check you out??
spanky1
01/12/21 12:57:26 AM
#26
I only ever do big shopping trips and fuck no I'm not going to scan all that. Thats work.
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TopicEver had Marie's Calanders *Pot Pies*?
spanky1
01/11/21 2:36:11 PM
#3
Marie Callander jn general is better frozen food than most others.
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TopicAssassins creed needs to be rebooted into a non-open world game
spanky1
01/11/21 2:34:22 PM
#9
I love the new games but I do kinda think they need to split the series up into two different things. They need to just start making new and original rpg games based on the big open worlds and combat and stuff, and then make AC games more city based and more assassiny like the older games, but refine them more.
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Topicits snowing in Texas!
spanky1
01/10/21 3:19:56 PM
#19
Still not in Houston, of course, where the gates of hell are located.
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TopicAngel faced, amazonian bodied Dutch fitness instructor.
spanky1
01/10/21 4:50:33 AM
#5
TopicKevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless are feuding on Twitter.
spanky1
01/08/21 1:35:40 AM
#46
TopicA FB friend posted a pic of the protesters and calling them her heros
spanky1
01/06/21 5:50:17 PM
#6
All my Facebook friends who are conservative and were very vocal about blm riots are just quiet and not saying anything.
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TopicTrump crowd attacks the Capitol building! 2.0
spanky1
01/06/21 4:14:03 PM
#98
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