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TopicReally starting to plug in to the Sinosphere.
stoltenberg11
01/11/21 7:32:44 AM
#3
Seems like it'd probably be a pretty cool place to live other than the government

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Topicoh these? my boobies?
stoltenberg11
01/08/21 11:51:41 AM
#22
this is the type of quality content that keeps me coming back to gamefaqs day after day

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Topicgod my friend is so FUCKING hot but she refuses to sleep with me again
stoltenberg11
01/02/21 5:23:40 PM
#31
what an amazing topic title

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TopicSo.... Belle Delphine
stoltenberg11
12/25/20 7:21:29 PM
#85
CanuckCowboy posted...
Buds.

I'm fully on board with her killing it at life. Good for her. I'm not interested in her personally but she's a genius when it comes to making money her own way and I respect it.

But that facial expression is creepy.

Weird take simp. >_>
I too automatically assume when girls smile it's because they are anything but happy

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TopicSo.... Belle Delphine
stoltenberg11
12/25/20 4:51:54 PM
#70
CanuckCowboy posted...
I know belle basically runs all her own shit but the look on her face there is more "oh this buffalo bill wannabe is gonna skin me if I don't look happy" then genuine.

She kinda looks like she's been abducted by a super villain with a balloon fetish.
I too am mad that she's having fun

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TopicBarack Obama listed AEW as his favorite wrestling company of 2020
stoltenberg11
12/21/20 4:38:10 PM
#8
A man of good taste

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TopicThat Mandalorian finale though (spoilers)
stoltenberg11
12/19/20 8:43:44 PM
#206
nexigrams posted...
I've never been super into Star Wars. The movies were great as a modern day retelling of greek mythology, but they were all pretty surface level, no deep character development or storytelling going on. Good popcorn movies.

Mandalorian has been awesome so far, though. Great writing, characters. Sweet western, bounty hunter type feel to it. Anyways, I had no idea what was going on at the end, except that I thought that Jedi was a fucking badass. Then he spoke and I recognized his voice, and I thought maybe it was like a clone of Luke or something, or like a love child lol?

Anyways after I came here and read this stuff I thought it was pretty fucking hype. Actually the more I read made me realize that maybe the non-movie stuff actually did have some depth to it, and it made me want to check out where all these characters I've seen this season come from. Probably gonna check out Clone Wars now!
kinda weird that you think Mandalorian is deeper and has better writing than the movies. What movies have you even seen?

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TopicLauren Kwei - the paramedic who was shamed by the New York Post - is she hot?
stoltenberg11
12/19/20 4:42:44 PM
#12
kelemvor posted...
Wait, I've seen people here on CE having open discussions about "that site" and how to make money using it. (It's not all porn).

So mentioning that site is against the ToS now?
gamefaqs is a website for children

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TopicLauren Kwei - the paramedic who was shamed by the New York Post - is she hot?
stoltenberg11
12/19/20 3:43:16 PM
#7
she could get boinked

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TopicThat Mandalorian finale though (spoilers)
stoltenberg11
12/19/20 3:03:52 PM
#165
I always chuckle any time someone tries to act like the reasoning for Rey's force powers and proficiency was anything other than bad

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TopicI legit feel bad for anyone that has the Mandalorian finale spoiled
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 4:34:27 PM
#9
CommunismFTW posted...
You mean baby yoda getting murdered in cold blood by Kylo in a few years? lol
I don't think this will happen. He will just conveniently disappear during that time. Maybe him and old Ashoka go into hiding or something.

What's really happening here is Disney is preparing him now so that when they decide to make new movies/tv shows/whatever set sometime in the more distant future they have a readymade new Yoda character for more cheap nostalgia pandering.

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TopicIs the Mandalorian a Mary Sue?
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 4:30:07 PM
#20
ButteryMales posted...
All protagonists have plot armor. Not a Sue only trait.
yeah i was arguing against him being a mary sue. i guess i can see how he displays some traits of one though

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TopicIs the Mandalorian a Mary Sue?
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 3:58:16 PM
#8
He's been deus ex machinad like 5 times now

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TopicYour crush image texts you ''hey ugly look i found one of those PS5's in here''
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 3:33:21 PM
#8
is she about to get surgery or something

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TopicIt's embarrassing how everyone feels like they're owed the $600
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 3:31:36 PM
#58
GregShmedley posted...
Why. Do. People. Troll. Like. This?

Just like, grow up. It's not even funny...nor was any effort put into this. And now, I'm just going to throw you on the ignore list, and never interact with you again lol.

Just pathetic.
look at al the idiots biting though

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TopicMovies you legitimately, unironically love, but that often get crapped on
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 3:29:44 PM
#51
apocalyptic_4 posted...
The matrix reloaded

I've re watched this film so much as a teen cause I had no cable and owned a few DVDs so I just watched this everyday I loved it. I memorized the entire script at one point and I still could sit down and watch this now even.

The action scenes are so fun. The Architect scene is so wordsy and funny but kinda cool too. The movie gets way too much hate.

Try_Another___ posted...
Blair Witch Project
I didn't realize this one got hate. It's one of my more well liked horror movies.

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TopicMovies you legitimately, unironically love, but that often get crapped on
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 1:58:49 PM
#23
Matrix Reloaded and PotC 2 Dead Man's Chest

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TopicThat Mandalorian finale though (spoilers)
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 1:56:09 PM
#43
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
So Bo-Katan is still alive right? I don't recall seeing her after Gideon blasted her.
She was standing in a scene after that. It was really weird they showed her being shot several times and didn't even show a brief scene of her getting back up.

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TopicI legit feel bad for anyone that has the Mandalorian finale spoiled
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 1:49:11 PM
#6
CommunismFTW posted...
I thought it was stupid. Unless baby yoda falls out the back of the airlock in 0.1 seconds then it doesn't explain his complete and utter absence from all star wars canon not to mention with Goddamn Luke of all people. Yay, Disney rewriting shit once again!
Yeah in a vacuum it was a super cool scene but as part of the greater story it was kinda dumb. So is Boba Fett being alive and getting his own tv show too.

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TopicPatches ruined gaming.
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 5:50:50 AM
#13
Patches are fine. Devs releasing incomplete games isn't though. Also consumers need to be more responsible.

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Topic$600 checks are part of stimulus deal as of now
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 5:12:57 AM
#87
CosmicShadows posted...
Good i need my ac fixed.
its fucking december lol

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Topicweekly reminder that The Last Jedi is a fine movie
stoltenberg11
12/18/20 5:09:43 AM
#82
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
3. To be fair, Snoke was always planned to be a clone of Palpatine. His death meant nothing beyond an amazing growth moment for Ben.
lol no he wasn't

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Topicweekly reminder that The Last Jedi is a fine movie
stoltenberg11
12/17/20 3:19:32 AM
#20
It could've been a good movie if it had paid off the Rey darkside turn teasing and actually done something substantial to shake up the trilogy. Instead it awas a boring slog with bad plots everywhere, some of the worst individual scenes in all of Star Wars, and it either doubled down on or ignored all of the problems that started in TFA.

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TopicWe were so close, Australia. 1 active cases. Now Sydney's gone and fucked it.
stoltenberg11
12/17/20 2:49:47 AM
#9
MabusIncarnate posted...
Meanwhile in the USA



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TopicJUST when we thot 2020 couldn't get any worse...dey take away our porn
stoltenberg11
12/15/20 8:22:50 AM
#26
I got covid from having sex

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TopicThe Belle Delphine sex video is gonna be bad
stoltenberg11
12/15/20 8:04:46 AM
#20
pinky0926 posted...
that girl does not know how to not be sexually awkward
that video of her fellating the banana begs to disagree

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TopicAlien vs Aliens
stoltenberg11
12/14/20 1:34:40 AM
#3
newwwwwwwwwwwt

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TopicWhat was your Favourite KAREN VIDEO of 2020??
stoltenberg11
12/13/20 4:32:28 AM
#13
"In the name of Jesus Christ and by the power of the citizens of Ohio I command you to do your job!" lmao omg this last video is great

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TopicTHIS is the radical future that socialists want.
stoltenberg11
12/07/20 1:48:10 AM
#120
Broseph_Stalin posted...
It is though. They've been paying $15/hr minimum for years now. Large companies generally pay more in wages.

This is easily verifiable yourself you don't have to be confidently incorrect.
I mean if your 'average' pay includes all of fast fooddom then yeah maybe they're above average but they do not pay above average compared to other warehouse jobs.

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TopicTHIS is the radical future that socialists want.
stoltenberg11
12/05/20 8:22:59 PM
#84
Broseph_Stalin posted...
what's so funny about a true statement?
the fact that its not true lmao

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TopicTHIS is the radical future that socialists want.
stoltenberg11
12/05/20 2:49:49 PM
#67
Squall28 posted...
Amazon workers get above average pay
lmao

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TopicC/D: The Mandalorian is the best Star Wars since the OT [SPOILERS]
stoltenberg11
11/29/20 2:14:24 PM
#87
Well I've only seen 7 eps of Mando but both Clone Wars cartoon series and Rogue 1 are comfortably better than what I've seen so far. I hope it picks up soon.

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TopicSo American want free healthcare but don't want to pay TAXES.
stoltenberg11
11/26/20 12:11:06 AM
#86
hockeybub89 posted...
So healthy Americans are also against the concept of insurance? Ideally, no one would ever need to insure anything, but the world is not perfect. Everyone that pays in is paying for everyone that makes a claim.

Should public services be opt-out as well? You shouldn't pay for roads if you don't drive on them? Shouldn't pay for firefighters if you don't plan on your house burning down? Either everyone pays for everything or no one gets any of it.
Hey I didn't say those were my opinions. Just opinions from people I've talked to about it. I do think America as a whole needs to be a healthier country though

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TopicSo American want free healthcare but don't want to pay TAXES.
stoltenberg11
11/25/20 12:41:31 PM
#66
The healthy Americans that hardly ever get sick don't want free healthcare or to pay taxes. The obese Americans that go to the doctor once a week are the ones that want to have their cake and eat it too.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene ~final~: Space Leia vs. Somehow, Palpatine returned.
stoltenberg11
11/20/20 9:17:42 PM
#6
"Somehow, Palpatine returned" was the nadir of the entire trilogy. Space Leia was just extremely dumb.

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TopicI can't think of one iconic line from the new star wars trilogy
stoltenberg11
11/19/20 7:32:07 AM
#36
Ving_Rhames posted...
I honestly can't think of an iconic one from ANY Star Wars film.
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try"

"Use the force Luke. Let go"

"Many Bothans died"

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene sf2: Saving what we love vs. Somehow, Palpatine returned
stoltenberg11
11/17/20 7:47:01 AM
#8
"Saving the ones we love" represented everything wrong with TLJ

"Somehow Palpatine returned" reprsented everything wrong with the entire trilogy

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TopicFinally getting around to watching The Mandalorian for the first time
stoltenberg11
11/17/20 5:55:40 AM
#13
Jabodie posted...
But in the same vein, I hope it keeps the "don't take this too seriously" tone of the cartoon series as well.
Yeah if it would drift a bit closer to Clone Wars I think I'd like it. It already looks and sounds beautiful but the so-so acting and some of the scenes can be a bit jarring for something that otherwise looks very high budget.

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TopicBethany April, literally the perfect woman
stoltenberg11
11/16/20 5:36:09 PM
#22
TC that's just your sex doll

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TopicFinally getting around to watching The Mandalorian for the first time
stoltenberg11
11/16/20 5:35:30 PM
#6
Shablagoo posted...
Yeah it can be dumb like that sometimes. And thats one of my favorite episodes of the series, but its marred by weird scenes like that. Thankfully the final 2 episodes of the season seem to take themselves more seriously.
I think it's been my favorite one so far and I was really into it up until Mando sneaks up on the Twilek girl and bald asshole guy and the scene just cuts away instead of us getting to see him beat them up. They were huge douchebags and I wanted to see them get what they deserve. I guess being trapped on an abandoned ship and dehydrating to death is acceptable too though and a lot more kid friendly since kids won't actually comprehend that that's what is going to happen to them.

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TopicFinally getting around to watching The Mandalorian for the first time
stoltenberg11
11/16/20 4:41:18 PM
#1
I might be too picky but this show seems kind of average so far with some pretty stupid moments. Like in S1 Ep6 where that fat old guy sends Mando and those other 4 assholes to rescue the guy off the prison ship. When they get back the fat guy is happy to have his friend rescued but seems unaffected at all that his other 4 friends presumably died during the mission, THEN as Mando is leaving fat guy tries to kill him I gues because he actually was upset about his other friends not making it back but I didn't really get that from watching and it just seemed like a poorly laid out nonsense scene. It's Saturday mornings cartoons quality at times and not in a good way. Just real basic stuff that doesn't always make sense.

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Topic31 year old neet goes on a rant because someone told him to be productive
stoltenberg11
10/17/20 10:37:33 PM
#29
I mean if he can get away with just doing what he wants all the time that's pretty cool. There's probably gonna come a time in his life where he can't though and struggles mightily with that.

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TopicDurham, NC is still a war zone.
stoltenberg11
10/16/20 4:50:15 AM
#13
Philoktetes posted...
yeah im definitely clicking and reading all those links


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TopicAre porch pirates who steal packages treated the best in CA?
stoltenberg11
10/16/20 3:20:13 AM
#36
ReDaZnDraGoN97 posted...
my packages have been stolen a TON of times and nobody did a damn thing about it

if this was a right wing state, thieves would think twice because there are actually consequences there
Maybe you're just an idiot and keep ordering stuff online to be delivered to your house when yo're not home despite already having had stuff stolen off your porch

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TopicIndiana Cop is found DEAD after his WHOLE BODY was covered with HORNETS!!
stoltenberg11
10/12/20 1:56:58 AM
#16
Literal murder hornets

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TopicSecond Presidential Debate on 10/15 to be Virtual
stoltenberg11
10/08/20 8:07:41 AM
#6
So they can just mute Trump when he keeps interrupting?

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Topici love South Korea
stoltenberg11
09/28/20 12:31:45 PM
#5
the blonde chick was hot

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TopicDenver Broncos will have the entire town of South Park at the game today
stoltenberg11
09/28/20 12:22:15 PM
#21
im the goth kid about to cut himself over how bad the broncos are

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