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TopicI'm worried I might only have one ball
xyphilia
02/19/21 11:37:58 PM
#16
At least you don't have covid
TopicI dont think it's that weird to be attracted to Roxanne from a goofy movie
xyphilia
02/18/21 5:55:49 AM
#18
And honestly most of the goof ladies can be described as looking borderline human just with a weird nose. Like the wife in the TV show who for some reason wasn't in the movie
TopicIs there really a technological gap between ps4 and ps5?
xyphilia
02/18/21 3:25:44 AM
#11
SSD? Does that mean that load times can be eliminated, and games can transition through scenes and battle screens seamlessly?

Not that load times were a big deal this gen, I dont think I've ever had something near ps1 ff9 from any game yet
TopicMe showing my mom a funny meme
xyphilia
02/18/21 2:24:47 AM
#3
Lol xp
TopicSave marth! Why did you say that name?
xyphilia
02/17/21 6:30:49 PM
#1
What even happens during/after this scene?
TopicGot the Oxford vaccine.
xyphilia
02/17/21 4:00:42 PM
#14
I make jokes but for a while I was literally crying in the car after I took it and left
TopicGot the Oxford vaccine.
xyphilia
02/17/21 3:49:35 PM
#10
Its sad but my first question was literally "can I still maaturbate after I get hit with it"
TopicEating sugar for breakfast is crazy
xyphilia
02/17/21 3:38:22 PM
#7
When people say "plate of diabetes" they're not even being sarcastic at this point, all that sugar and gross greasy bacon/sausage isn't good. The only people its for is farmers who are gonna be working out in the field for like 12 hours. It wasn't meant for inner city 9-5 cubicle workers
TopicEating sugar for breakfast is crazy
xyphilia
02/17/21 3:31:04 PM
#1
Pancakes and syrup, cereal, muffins, all some unhealthy shit
TopicNintendo announces 4 additional mediocre games for Nintendo Switch Online
xyphilia
02/17/21 3:07:19 PM
#7
Darkinsanity1 posted...
Chrono Trigger when.
Literally 10 years ago, on both DS and Wii?
Topic50% of men have had unwanted sexual experiences, according to UK study
xyphilia
02/17/21 3:05:33 PM
#7
Meh it kinda depends. I mean what even is abuse? When I was a kid my older cousin would constantly grab and pinch my gross man boobs until they hurt since I was a chunky kid. Sure I hated it and dreaded being in a room with him, but its no priest molestation.

And we've all been grabbed in the balls/had our nuts squashed, its just unfortunately what male bullying is like
TopicScratches ear. Sniffs earwax
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:59:30 PM
#9
Surely you can't be serious?
TopicScratches ear. Sniffs earwax
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:45:56 PM
#6
NightRender posted...
Everything I scratch, I sniff. Everything.
I mean obviously not everything but yeah I gett what you mean
TopicScratches ear. Sniffs earwax
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:44:37 PM
#4
EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
we don't, it's just you
Don't make lie. Be honest like post 3
TopicScratches ear. Sniffs earwax
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:35:16 PM
#1
Why we do this
TopicWhen did you first realize watchmen wasn't real
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:34:34 PM
#1
Honestly it was when the blue alien man showed up, but the tipping point was when America won the Vietnam War lol that brought me out
TopicStarlight from the boys is a non sucky jubilee from the x-men cartoon?
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:13:51 PM
#1
TopicSmh there's so much deadpool content I've never seen
xyphilia
02/17/21 2:08:57 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/uxbQATBAXf8

I want to see all of it, for both 1 and 2
TopicDisney's Cruella trailer
xyphilia
02/17/21 12:42:29 PM
#15
Its the only one of the crappy live action remakes that I've actually kinda wanted to see.
TopicPizza man acquitted of child porn after porn star herself flew in to testify
xyphilia
02/17/21 12:36:33 PM
#8
This story is so bizarre. Who flies with a fucking porno dvd? Who even buys/owns a porno DVD, much less actually travel around with it?

And how oddly heroic of the porn girl to not only know of the case but help the guy? I'm so confused she sounds really cool
TopicGot the Oxford vaccine.
xyphilia
02/17/21 12:33:18 PM
#8
I thought Pfizer was the best? Because doctors are getting it
TopicGot the Oxford vaccine.
xyphilia
02/17/21 12:31:31 PM
#6
Damn so what does that mean for us?
TopicWhen you stop bothering to use incognito mode and accept that you look at porn
xyphilia
02/17/21 10:44:33 AM
#1
Sigh... dunno if that's good or bad but it is what it is
Topicrate my Girl Scout Cookie order that arrived yesterday
xyphilia
02/17/21 10:33:10 AM
#11
Sis was in the troupe so I finally tried those scout cookies and was surprised that a they're real and b they're surprisingly tasty for cookie like biscuits.

I like all the ones in the op. However I dont understand why thin mints are so popular on TV and such because compared to Samoas and peanut butter and smores they're not nearly as good
TopicName of the girl in the music video?
xyphilia
02/17/21 10:29:03 AM
#6
Vicious_Dios posted...
Where's the Goddamn timestamp.
But... but she's in the thumbnail? And the very beginning of the video and also the middle and basically the entire video next to Jason Derulo?

TopicName of the girl in the music video?
xyphilia
02/17/21 10:14:46 AM
#1
TopicGot the Oxford vaccine.
xyphilia
02/17/21 4:31:50 AM
#1
Googling online says its like one of the worst ones? I hope thats not true
TopicI wouldn't even bother watching Lucifer if tom Ellis wasn't so charming
xyphilia
02/16/21 2:16:35 PM
#4
I know right? If I had even half his looks or charisma I'd be knee deep in women right now instead of posting here Xd
TopicI wouldn't even bother watching Lucifer if tom Ellis wasn't so charming
xyphilia
02/16/21 2:04:52 PM
#1
TopicThis is kind of why I believe evolution is real and we came from monkeys
xyphilia
02/16/21 1:31:42 PM
#1
TopicDon't feel like doing anything.
xyphilia
02/16/21 1:06:45 PM
#1
I have video games to play, books to read, movies and shows to watch. But I dont really feel like doing any of them. It feels so lonely doing all this alone and not having someone else to enjoy a show or movie with
TopicI dont think it's that weird to be attracted to Roxanne from a goofy movie
xyphilia
02/16/21 11:45:32 AM
#9
Lol what don't you mean persona. Or is it like a persona for furries.
TopicFox... DIE
xyphilia
02/16/21 11:29:55 AM
#1
Does that mean the intention was to kill all foxhound foxes?
TopicMe showing my mom a funny meme
xyphilia
02/16/21 11:22:43 AM
#1
TopicWhen I'm upset, I eat. When I'm bored, I eat. When I feel lonely I eat
xyphilia
02/16/21 11:07:42 AM
#1
I eat until I explode. I dont like it. I need to give myself some tough love to snap out of it
TopicI dont think it's that weird to be attracted to Roxanne from a goofy movie
xyphilia
02/16/21 7:56:31 AM
#1
She basically looks like a human with a weird nose, not that far of a stretch
TopicIt is still surreal that we are in a global pandemic
xyphilia
02/16/21 4:41:53 AM
#3
I dont know where you guys live but everyone here acting like we no longer in one and pretty much don't care about the whole no gatherings etc thing

I wish I had their outlook on life because I'm just getting more and more depressed everyday. I just can't deal anymore
TopicWhat are some things in your life that you've felt are ironic?
xyphilia
02/15/21 11:03:57 PM
#5
teep_ posted...
Back in school, I never took German cause I never thought I'd need it

Guess who now lives in Germany!
I once flew in from Germany and boy are my arms tired
TopicLol huffing pizza xd
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:50:51 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/1Yq5KuSetz0

Been watching ticktocky videos the past 2 weeks and I can feel myself getting dumber, my IQ slowly plummeting

But. I can't. Stop.
TopicI miss good quality flash videos back from the day, but didn't know people still
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:37:24 PM
#2
18 minutes dude? Come on. I want to nostalgia over flash vids as much as the next dude but even 8 minutes would have been too much. 18 seconds instead of minutes next time
TopicDwayne the Rock Johnson is a national treasure
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:36:00 PM
#1
TopicThat OF place is a scam.
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:17:04 PM
#12
Back in the day I used to laugh at people paying for porn. I'd just call them "losers" or whatever, from the magazine buying weirdos to the pathetic/dumb enough people who give their credit card info to porn sites.

But nowadays I legit want to make a scientific study on these people. There's no logical explanation for someone being smart enough to have a job/disposable income in this competitive market, while simultaneously being dumb enough to waste it on pixels of women he'll never meet. Not even paying for sex, just pictures and videos of women. It boggles the mind.
TopicThe uploaders who turn off comments on Seinfeld clips
xyphilia
02/14/21 3:24:27 AM
#6
Oh shit I have the exact same thought. Sometimes I wanna share my joy over the video and read the comments that also enjoy the video but the channel disabled comments? I'm like... why. I really wanted to read all the wholesome posts that enjoyed the video and laugh alongside them
TopicWhen you want to comment on how adorable the kitty is but comments are disabled
xyphilia
02/14/21 3:19:42 AM
#1
Why? I can neither read other comments commenting on how cute the video is nor post my own.
TopicTreat major burns with grafts of fish skin!
xyphilia
02/14/21 3:15:45 AM
#5
But... there's already a scary scaling disease that we get, aren't we trying to avoid that outcome?
TopicWatching a movie parody.
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:59:23 AM
#10
Not another teen movie is probably the only one that's any good.
TopicWatching Dunkirk for the first time
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:58:15 AM
#31
Dunkirk is on Netflix so I might watch it some day. 1917 may have been on there but taken down cuz its not there anymore
Topicskyward sword was a good zelda game
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:54:38 AM
#10
It simultaneously doesn't get enough hate, yet deserves appreciation for sucking so bad and forcing Nintendo to start over again with breath of the wild
TopicWhat are some things in your life that you've felt are ironic?
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:48:06 AM
#1
Either personal or professional lives
TopicWhats your favorite police show?
xyphilia
02/14/21 2:45:43 AM
#28
smoke_break posted...
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
If b99 counts then this
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