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TopicJake Gyllenhaal Admits That He Finds It Unnecessary to Shower Often
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 9:16:40 AM
#12
Southernfatman posted...
These celebrities aren't doing hard labor every day so it's not surprising.

Yeah. Sounds like people that just put soap on their upper bodies and just let it run down and afgter a rinse they consider it "clean".

I am a nervous sweater and I have a strong musk, so I feel disgusting if I dont shower at least once a day. These rich people are weird.

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TopicWait, Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Krandle!
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 9:15:33 AM
#2
It wont be the first time, and it wont be the last.

Welcome to life.

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TopicSushi
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 9:15:03 AM
#4
Is this all figurative and shit?

In which case, I approve.

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TopicJake Gyllenhaal Admits That He Finds It Unnecessary to Shower Often
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 9:14:21 AM
#10
saspa posted...
Europeans don't shower... they smell awful. Even though it's always freezing cold there and they don't sweat, it doesn't mean they shouldn't bathe themselves.

I actually always wondered about people who say they shower in 10 minutes. I'm always left scowling at that. What, do you just hop in the water, then quickly hop out? There's no way anyone can properly bathe themselves in that time. You'd need a full couple of minutes just to let the soap settle in the skin after vigorously scrubbing. And that's assuming you're only doing body and not also hair/shampoo care.

Also people who only have a shower head and not a shower hand are disgusting. How the hell do you clean your nether regions if you can't aim the nozzle directly under your body to that area. Not to mention improper anus cleaning with just a shower head.

What the hell is a shower hand?

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TopicIs Lovecraft Country any good?
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 8:19:13 AM
#13
Oh no.

Uncle George
I had emoji but they didnt get spoilerified

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TopicFree on GOG: Ultima Underworld 1 & 2
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 8:17:29 AM
#4
Thanks for the heads up.

Ultima Underworld is one of those games everyone should play.

It plays a hell of a lot better than a lot of later 90s, early 2000s games.

Its just a shame about Ultima Ascendant. That was Daikatana bad.

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TopicJoe Rogan is getting dumber and dumber .
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:54:56 AM
#67
au_gold posted...
Its hard to believe there are people in the year of our Lord 2021 who still idolize Jordan Peterson.


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TopicCE, Mario is my landlord
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:25:24 AM
#7
Does he come around and clean your pipes out every week or so?

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TopicIs The Sims 4 the most absolute bloodsucking DLC of all time?
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:24:31 AM
#9
SquishyBean1002 posted...
https://www.ea.com/games/the-sims/the-sims-4/pc/store/mac-pc-download-addon-the-sims-4-vampires

and then the gamers said no EA you are the vampires

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TopicChris Chan story on Fucker Carlson
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:17:32 AM
#44
Middle hope posted...
What rights do they not have?

Did you even skim the article I linked to?

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Topica great video on how LGBT representation had grown in media
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:15:20 AM
#5
pegusus123456 posted...
This.

It's interesting to see that all of the immediate examples in the video are lesbian relationships. Are there any cartoons that have had gay ones?

Lesbian relationships tend to be accepted far more favourably by the cisgendered & heterosexual crowd as a whole. For some reason, if its a relationship between two girls they find it less confronting. A lot less backlash than if a creator includes a relationship between two men, for sure.


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TopicChris Chan story on Fucker Carlson
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:10:12 AM
#41
Middle hope posted...
Are you equating blacks to transgenders? What.
Why, do you believe one of those groups dont deserve the same rights as everyone else?

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TopicFor all the atheists and agnostics here what was your gateway to that belief?
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:09:09 AM
#22
One parent was a lapsed catholic, the other followed a weird syncretic agnosticism that borrowed a little bit from everywhere.

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TopicChris Chan story on Fucker Carlson
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 7:05:40 AM
#38
Middle hope posted...
You trust Chris Chan to determine their own gender?
Considering a police officer in many jurisdictions in the United States of America cannot even be trusted to treat an African American member of the public in the same way as theyd treat a Caucasian member of the public, pardon me if Im a little sceptical as to their dedication to upholding trans rights.

If Chris Chans gender is in question, you might as well question anyones. There are many reasons to think theyre a piece of shit, but for crying out loud, dont misgender them.

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TopicChris Chan story on Fucker Carlson
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:59:59 AM
#34
Im glad, they *definitely* know what theyre doing and are respectful of trans rights.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/06/23/us/trans-women-incarceration/index.html

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TopicChris Chan story on Fucker Carlson
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:58:24 AM
#33
VitalGetPrank posted...
Any psychologist/detective/investigator could make the call and Chris has gone on record saying that he did it to try an sleep with lesbians and would gladly switch back if their girlfriend told them to.

So now were trusting law enforcement to make these judgement calls?

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TopicLady wakes up her lazy tiger.
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:57:02 AM
#9
nevershine posted...
i thought it said "moo" at first
I thought it was like

Wake up

Noooooo

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TopicCEO takes down BLM signs after complaints from Karen, so all employees quit.
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:56:42 AM
#110
Bishop9800 posted...
Em is far from MAGA rap, Lucas, Logic and Royce doesn't support Trump, and McDonald is just trash.
Donny had Fortunate Son as his rally entrance music. These people are not known for their ability to discern meaning, nor for their senses of irony.

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TopicCEO takes down BLM signs after complaints from Karen, so all employees quit.
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:54:28 AM
#109
So whats the opposite of Get woke go broke?

Go right expect strike?

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TopicLady wakes up her lazy tiger.
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:52:24 AM
#5
Thats trippy. It actually meows, but its like Andre the Giant meowing.

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TopicPixar's A Bug Life is based on Seven Samurai?
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 6:50:36 AM
#24
Holy shit, what?

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TopicChris Chan story on Fucker Carlson
Heliogabalus
08/07/21 5:30:28 AM
#23
VitalGetPrank posted...
He's not recognized as a legitimate trans person by the LGBT community.

Do we need to have quorum and take a vote on whether someone is permitted to identify as a particular gender now?

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TopicI like you have a cupcake.
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:53:37 PM
#2
I, like you, have a cupcake





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TopicHow many Trumpy alt right guys do you know with daddy issues?
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:48:22 PM
#1
It seems to be a big thing here.

A lot of the guys who really go to town with the Trump love have massive daddy issues.

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TopicJoe Rogan is getting dumber and dumber .
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:44:54 PM
#32
Joe Rogan: by morons for morons.

Edited typo lol

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TopicI want to breed dis...
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:42:01 PM
#2
That horse probably costs more than this entire website

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TopicIs this guy a Karen?
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:39:08 PM
#9
They deserve each other TBQH

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TopicWhoa WTF? Grant Imahara is dead?!
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:27:56 PM
#2
He was too good for this world

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TopicI was mainboard banned on LL and I decided to do this (allegory)
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 9:26:36 PM
#2
What the hell did you do to get banned from*there*?

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TopicI keep buying my wife Switch games but she never plays them
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 7:01:12 PM
#1
Do you think I should buy her a Switch next?

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TopicOutlets got hands on with the Steam Deck today
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:58:47 PM
#7
DarkRoast posted...
It makes the Game Gear look small

It makes the Game Gear look small
The GameGear should have been much more popular than it was. Its a shame.

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TopicOutlets got hands on with the Steam Deck today
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:57:04 PM
#3
The Steam Deck looks like it was designed in the 90s and kinda dinky.

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TopicSo if pig meat tastes like human meat
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:55:38 PM
#4
Human meat has a slightly gamey taste to it, though.

I think itd be the difference between goats milk and cows milk.

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TopicMother caught forcing her child into the trunk of her car.
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:52:27 PM
#6
Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, if she's doing this is broad daylight, then it's hard to think of what she's doing behind closed doors.
Doesnt bear thinking about

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TopicRemember when the Janitor made all the Asian doctors think JD was racist?
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:51:57 PM
#19
UnfairRepresent posted...
Remember when JD fucked a widow at her husband's funeral and made her orgasm so loudly all her family and friends heard it?

And then bragged about it in front of the dead husband's parents

Or the time JD misdiagnosed a patient so he could harvest their organs?

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TopicIf Vegy can't get a GF.... why can you?
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:50:59 PM
#12
AlBundy33 posted...
I cant.

My wife wont let me
I cant.

His wife wont let me.

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TopicTeen "mother" sentenced to 9 years. Left her baby for almost 6 days
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:47:59 PM
#6
Legato-and-Vash posted...
Wtf was she thinking? Did she not expect to be gone so long? Like wtf.
She was probably thinking very little

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TopicHigh school janitor planned school shooting, stocked supplies.
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:47:41 PM
#4
He looks like a giant human thumb

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TopicTeen "mother" sentenced to 9 years. Left her baby for almost 6 days
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:39:47 PM
#1
A teen mother broke down in tears today as she was jailed for nine years after leaving her baby to starve to death while she went partying for six days to celebrate her 18th birthday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9868811/Teen-mother-19-breaks-tears-jailed-nine-years.html

That poor baby, makes me sick to my stomach to even think about it.

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TopicRate the new drip: Yay or Nah
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:34:30 PM
#5
Looks like something my granddad woulda worn

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TopicI just got some figs and I'm scared.
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:32:13 PM
#2
Figs are ok. Its plums and prunes youve gotta worry about

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TopicWhat's going on with this San Diego Sherriff's tweet?
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:31:37 PM
#7
Null_Gain posted...
So the cop took some fentanyl before/during his shift?
Protect and nod off

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Topicjust bought this baby killing SIDS death machine
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:27:16 PM
#19
BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't see how any of that was wrong. She was just saying there's always a risk and it's true. She's not saying it'll definitely happen but as a parent you always have to be aware of these things.

I dont think TC cares.

TC is trying to use their childs safety to inflame people and get attention.

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Topicjust bought this baby killing SIDS death machine
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 6:06:49 PM
#14
MC_BatCommander posted...
Why do you keep talking about killing your child
Imagine the posts when theyre potty training

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TopicFrank Sinatra's sexist tirade against female journalists and the trade unions
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 5:58:54 PM
#12
Sinatra also floated the possibility of asking Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa to organize a ban on his members transporting any goods exported from Australia. Neither plan came to fruition.

LOL. Get upset people claim you have mafia ties, consider crying to Jimmy Hoffa.

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TopicRemember that dude that did his thesis on thick anime girls?
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 5:57:43 PM
#2
Thats uh, definitely a slide show

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TopicFrank Sinatra's sexist tirade against female journalists and the trade unions
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 5:52:30 PM
#8
Very_Unreliable posted...
shut everyone down who disagrees with meee

Oh yeah, it was just a disagreement

When reporters mobbed him at his hotel, Sinatras bodyguards retaliated with force. One reporter emerged from the fray with cuts to her face. A bodyguard reportedly wrapped an electric cord around one cameramans throat and warned: Things are going to get physical.

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TopicReminder that Soul Nomad comes out on Switch next month
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 5:45:27 PM
#3
Is that different to Nomad Soul?

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TopicQuick query about the rules here and regarding 'protected groups'
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 5:43:39 PM
#3
nothanks1 posted...
The Khajiit scum don't count as people right?
Nords, Bretons, Imperials, Orcs, Redguards, Elves (come on, the Wood ones are hot just admit it) and even the fucking Argonians I'll accept
But the cats? No.



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TopicYou see a super spicy hot take
Heliogabalus
08/06/21 5:35:22 PM
#1
You see a super spicy hot take. Was it



Spicy spicy hot hot

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