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TopicImagine a world where 3 was a letter instead of a number.
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 5:50:21 AM
#9
Pwn3d

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TopicThe disabling of comments in kids YT videos is so misguided and disorganized
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 5:42:57 AM
#6
Let's face it, its only edgy toxic shut ins commenting on those vids. It'll be bad for society as a whole

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TopicSpot the pitbull
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 5:11:03 AM
#19


This is my pitbull that mauled my pomeranian

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TopicSpot the pitbull
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 4:53:35 AM
#18
Labrador etriever

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TopicYour reaction: Your wife acquired a robot of you after she thought you died.
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 4:52:38 AM
#14
It larger genitals?

Aw hail naw and have a tantrum argument


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TopicBob Odenkirk Collapsed on BCS set, rushed off to hospital
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 4:50:34 AM
#9
Seems like the typa dude who would be doing full ammounts of coke every day to keep expectation

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TopicDave "PITBULLS don't hold grudges" Batista
Kobe Bryant
07/28/21 1:22:07 AM
#14
averagejoel posted...
there's no evidence that pitbull attacks result in more serious injuries than other dog breeds

Lmao


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TopicMy girlfriend of 4 years is leaving me for another guy :(
Kobe Bryant
07/26/21 10:30:27 PM
#14
My wife left her bf of 4 years for me. We have been together about 5 years.

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TopicWhat's the appeal of pitbulls over other dogs?
Kobe Bryant
07/26/21 8:26:43 PM
#24
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
Pit Bulls are to dog owners what assault rifles are to gun owners.

sometimes that's the same crowd.

Not in my case, I have always preferred a glock over a bigass rifle

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TopicWhat's the appeal of pitbulls over other dogs?
Kobe Bryant
07/26/21 8:10:35 PM
#22
I have kept my doberman though and it's enough of a deterrent, not as much as a pit, but I 100% have no doubt the doberman will maul my kids

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TopicWhat's the appeal of pitbulls over other dogs?
Kobe Bryant
07/26/21 8:07:52 PM
#20
I wanted and had 1 for home security, pits are the absolute best deterrent for a thieves

Then it mauled one of my small dogs and I have kids so I got rid of it asap.

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TopicDo you like the new Lil Nas X video?
Kobe Bryant
07/26/21 8:05:44 PM
#7
I cringed into another dimension

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TopicDoes anyone drink a lot of soda?
Kobe Bryant
07/26/21 6:40:26 PM
#8
Sometimes a diet coke. Like 1 can if I am eating extra greasy food

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TopicJust found out I'm 5'8"
Kobe Bryant
07/25/21 7:42:21 PM
#2
I am exactly 6' and I chuckle every time a guy clearly shorter than me claim they are 6'

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TopicI don't claim to be the most masculine guy around, but
Kobe Bryant
07/25/21 7:38:55 PM
#7
PiOverlord posted...
That was me bro.
Lol

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Topicis it true dat many women WON'T let you eat them out
Kobe Bryant
07/25/21 7:32:30 PM
#5
The insecure ones who think they smell won't

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TopicI don't claim to be the most masculine guy around, but
Kobe Bryant
07/25/21 7:31:46 PM
#4
I agree. I had to cut down a tree the other day and this guy in his 20s started tearing up and said "it broke his heart" that I had to cut down the tree

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TopicPeople say boomer music is only good because time forgot the trash
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 3:18:05 PM
#148
The eagles are great boomer music

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Topicyou pick something out at the grocery store but then change your mind:
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 3:12:27 PM
#22
If it is a perishable item,, i will.. otherwise he'll nah

It's the entry level dude's job to do it. "Go backs"

Grocery bagger was one of my first jobs as a teen and I didn't mind doing go backs at all or going out to get all the carts, it was away from customers and peaceful. I got that cardio on

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TopicRemember when "incel" was cool? Post "incel" songs ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 3:09:36 PM
#11
https://youtu.be/XUrO-Bvu_OA

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TopicRemember when "incel" was cool? Post "incel" songs ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 2:38:21 PM
#6
Bump

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TopicI'm not doing so well
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 6:31:41 AM
#30
Same bro haha

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TopicSo... when did animals stop being harmed in the making of this film?
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 6:30:39 AM
#17
90s when I saw english speaking tourists bash a monkey's brain in while its head stuck in the middle of the table and then eat the monkey's brain afterwards while said people laughed and acted cute

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TopicCeman, how many one-arm pushups can you do?
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:57:49 AM
#6
dj1200 posted...
1 arm?

Nah, regular old fashioned ones.
I can do 1 arm rocky style 20 times tho

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TopicDoctor explains that Covid Vaccine won't cause infertility. 1k like, 9k dislikes
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:56:48 AM
#12
Winrawr posted...
If wish you were exactly like your idol.


The real kobe in private would be a lot harsher and trash talky IRL and would make your ass cry please bro you don't wish that lmao

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TopicCeman, how many one-arm pushups can you do?
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:37:51 AM
#3
60 in one time with good form

Used to do 70 as a younger lad

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TopicDoctor explains that Covid Vaccine won't cause infertility. 1k like, 9k dislikes
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:33:55 AM
#8
pegusus123456 posted...
And if they do, that's all the more reason Trumpers should take it.

And judging by your post you probably do not have to worry at all lmao

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TopicDoctor explains that Covid Vaccine won't cause infertility. 1k like, 9k dislikes
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:25:19 AM
#4
Eramir posted...
Obviously brigraded and shared on Trumper and anti vax racist FaceBook Groups. Gave it a thumbs up

Huh?

Did you just say some nerd virgin stuff because I honestly do not understand what you said

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TopicDoctor explains that Covid Vaccine won't cause infertility. 1k like, 9k dislikes
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:19:46 AM
#2
I'm glad I got my offspring before the pandemic amen

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TopicRemember when "incel" was cool? Post "incel" songs ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:18:40 AM
#4
I remember when this song was literally gospel

https://youtu.be/bnQF-WtpbKk

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TopicRemember when "incel" was cool? Post "incel" songs ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:17:16 AM
#3
Eevee-Trainer posted...
being an incel never has been, nor ever will be, "cool" --

I disagree. It was not only widely accepted in the 90s and 2000s, but for a lot of people pretty normal


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TopicRemember when "incel" was cool? Post "incel" songs ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/24/21 5:09:31 AM
#1
And actually got u laid?

https://youtu.be/HFgRtv5aeH4

I guess the incel culture just was not fast enough to keep up with the woke culture because these songs used to be on repeat at house parties

90s and early 2000s were great times

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TopicWhat's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Kobe Bryant
07/23/21 6:29:50 PM
#8
Heriditary

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TopicDr. Dre has to pay his ex-wife $300K/month in spousal support
Kobe Bryant
07/22/21 6:58:21 PM
#90
Jfc a famous billionaire mogul and my wife is still way better looking with a better personality by virtue of not being a gold digger. Wow, some dudes just don't have game

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TopicBiden memes are the best.
Kobe Bryant
07/22/21 5:26:25 PM
#15
metallica846 posted...


LMAO

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TopicDrew Carey is a contestant on the next Celeb Family Feud, and what the fuck
Kobe Bryant
07/21/21 6:17:49 PM
#9
Looks better with the beard

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TopicI have a bad disease out from my brain is where I bleed
Kobe Bryant
07/20/21 11:03:44 PM
#3
Great song

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TopicPitbulls Maul Owner to Death in Her Home
Kobe Bryant
07/20/21 8:12:25 PM
#11
59

Damn

Younger than my mom

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TopicIt irrationally bothers me how "Y'all" is becoming common slang.
Kobe Bryant
07/20/21 3:34:26 PM
#22
It's efficient, I use it

You all

All of you

Too much words

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TopicI CANNOT live another day without air conditioning!
Kobe Bryant
07/20/21 3:41:09 AM
#8
:09

Simp status

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TopicCan someone explain to me how more crime and less police is a good thing?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 11:41:25 PM
#19
LincolnDuncan posted...
This topic feels disingenuous. Blink twice if a police is making you make this topic.

2edgy

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TopicCan someone explain to me how more crime and less police is a good thing?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 11:37:34 PM
#16
Samurontai posted...
I'm legitimately interested in hearing about this.

Also looks like defunding doesn't even work, being as most cities who tried started "refunding" less than a year after defunding begin.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2021-05-27/the-politics-of-policing

Also can we please stop letting white people speak on behalf of black people. Contrary to the weird white twitter warriors, us black people mostly like the police.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/316571/black-americans-police-retain-local-presence.aspx

Well said. As I child growing up in the "hood", yes, the majority did in fact appreciate the police very much so, the only ones who didn't were the literal criminals.

You are speaking facts, TC, but be careful because the warriors here will accuse you of "race baiting".

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TopicWhat version of country road song is this?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 11:19:04 PM
#5
Thanks

Better than the John denver original

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TopicWhat version of country road song is this?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 10:59:30 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/JU53wW69rJA

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Topicthoughts on grown men who cant play basketball?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 8:11:43 PM
#15
Bro I did it all. Me being Asian, sometimes wearing flip flops I would often get underestimated until I'd ball out. I had a good J, one of the rare ones who posted up with impeccable footwork, I commanded double teams in the post because I was too strong, played smart and read and react and find the open man. I could cheese with my strength but it was way more fun for me passing. Called me STRONG artest cuz I had lock down D and PACMAN because I would pac (meaning block where I'm from) with exaggeration, like sent that shit flying out the court into the soccer field lol. I packed this one dude so hard he screamed "DAMB HE PACK ME LIKE HE PACK PUSSY!". I'll never forget that line, we still use it to this day lol

Now I have kids and am kinda fat but I can still school these youngins off ball iq alone

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TopicJay-Z came from nothing and is a billionaire. You're 30 with a few thousand...
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 8:03:41 PM
#66
There was a point in my life when I did live in my camper shell truck and barterd medication from town to town in the la county area. The difference is that Jay was simply much more motivated than me, more talented, and connected.

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Topicthoughts on grown men who cant play basketball?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 7:55:00 PM
#6
Not being short/ugly and being athletic in highschool is what really helped get me major pussy, so I thank myself for knowing how to play basketball

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TopicSomeone I know sent me a picture of a classic car they took with their iPhone.
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 7:50:29 PM
#9
Scorsese2002 posted...
Thats what I was thinking, wouldnt surprise me either but how would that help anyone if they wanted to report a crime?

Plus not finding any info about it after searching is odd

Maybe there's a copy of the original?

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TopicVaccinated CEusers, have you started wearing masks again?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 7:27:53 PM
#32
darkprince45 posted...


They fog up my sunglasses/regular glasses.

Tip: place your nose pads over the mask and lenses won't fog


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TopicSomeone I know sent me a picture of a classic car they took with their iPhone.
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 7:26:12 PM
#7
Phones nowadays can change your gender, recognize if you blinked etc. Not surprising

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