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TopicMy wife wants to go see Niagara Falls
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/11/21 9:08:30 AM
#2
Does your wife have big juicers??
TopicOffered a lead spot at work, 10 cents more an hour.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/11/21 8:14:21 AM
#6
Astrazeneca?? Not sure if I spelled that right.
TopicWhen you poop do you wipe up and down or down and up?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/11/21 8:10:30 AM
#14
I don't wipe, my butler does that for me.
TopicWhen's the last time you got modded on this site?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/10/21 9:51:56 PM
#32
2 days ago.
TopicWould you say you have a big D?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/10/21 8:54:40 PM
#12
Yeah my penis is pretty big.
TopicWhat are the most controversial topics on CE?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/10/21 8:40:18 PM
#19
Tipping
TopicElden Ring has some astonishingly awful graphics, lmao.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/10/21 4:26:10 PM
#33
tc needs glasses
TopicPorn Star career is over after posting porn with her 4 y/o daughter watching her
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/09/21 12:51:23 AM
#342
Lots of people in this topic earned a pedophile tag today.
TopicPorn Star career is over after posting porn with her 4 y/o daughter watching her
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/08/21 5:55:04 PM
#210
bsp77 posted...
Pretty messed up.

In related news, I hope no one takes my cat away.
LMAO
Topicnew invention idea: jumbonuts
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/07/21 4:54:20 AM
#7
Jumbonuts is what the ladies call me.

TopicTrump is still going after the election.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/07/21 4:12:40 AM
#2
cjsdowg posted...
Tell me how is this not dictator like stuff ?
Dictators don't put their pants on backwards.
TopicEver been kneaded by a cat?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/07/21 12:21:33 AM
#5
Every single day of my fucking life.
Topicis Lena Paul Logan and Jake's sister?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/06/21 10:03:23 AM
#6
im not 13 posted...
Well they are both getting pounded by a black man tonight
lol nice
TopicRacist little bitch harasses black delivery driver.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/05/21 1:13:41 AM
#24
pogo_rabid posted...
I've heard Ken or Lawrence used as the male analog to Karen
Ken is what I always hear, hell I even knew a male Karen named Ken.
Topic"what's the difference between x at $x,xxx and y at $xx?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 5:17:16 PM
#55
That sounds like too much trouble. I'll just have my butler buy a few for me.
Topic"what's the difference between x at $x,xxx and y at $xx?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 5:10:21 PM
#52
No_U_L7 posted...
They also wouldn't sell to you if they think you'll flip them
What if I'm a good liar, would they sell me one??
Topic"what's the difference between x at $x,xxx and y at $xx?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 5:05:28 PM
#48
No_U_L7 posted...
the watches double in value upon purchase
1.) Buy Rolex
2.) Sell it for double value
3.) Buy two Rolex
4.) Sell both at double value
5.) Repeat until infinite money
Topic"what's the difference between x at $x,xxx and y at $xx?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 4:36:33 PM
#37
Imagine making multiple topics about a fictional watch on CE.
TopicIs it GAY for a MAN to propose to a WOMAN??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 4:34:46 PM
#39
teep_ posted...
Is it GAY for a MAN to propose to a WOMAN??
No I think that's the exact opposite of gay.
Topic"what's the difference between x at $x,xxx and y at $xx?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 4:32:32 PM
#35
Imagine getting on the internet just to tell lies about your imaginary Rolex.
TopicDo you understand The Trent's humor?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/01/21 8:23:25 AM
#48
I like The Trent, don't know why some people hate on the guy.
TopicWhy do death row inmates get a last meal?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/31/21 8:31:36 AM
#23
I heard a lot of states are getting rid of special request last meals.
TopicDash cam footage of attempted heist of armored truck in South Africa
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/31/21 1:47:26 AM
#4
Dude driving has a concrete nutsack.
TopicFBI just showed up at my door asking about some online group on playstation
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/31/21 1:44:19 AM
#78
tc needs to stop makin' shit up lmao
TopicDid you ever watch Fred on youtube?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/31/21 1:38:12 AM
#4
I'd rather put out a campfire with my penis and balls.
TopicMillions of peaches
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/31/21 1:31:51 AM
#8
Are you saying "peaches" or "pete jizz"??
TopicHoly shit PEOPLE NERDS still complaining about CAMERA BUMPS on phones?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/30/21 3:21:39 AM
#3
What are camera bumps??
TopicFBI just showed up at my door asking about some online group on playstation
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/29/21 10:18:14 PM
#23
Booglee posted...
Dressed and looked like normal civilians.
...
TopicOh my gosh I finally get the joke *major FF7 spoilers*
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/29/21 5:19:22 AM
#7
I don't get it. Is it suppose to be a TMNT reference??
TopicIs it rape if a man pays for a time then goes over that time?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/27/21 9:49:56 PM
#9
you all ain't right
Topicim pissed at my friend
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/27/21 3:27:42 AM
#2
Better to be pissed on then pissed off.
TopicIt should be more socially acceptable to turn away children.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/23/21 10:59:08 PM
#20
Guide posted...
I call them goblins plenty, but I've also nearly accidentally made some goblins, too.
You need more than a sock to "make goblins".
TopicHow southern are you?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/23/21 5:46:30 PM
#15
"How's your mom 'n em"

What's that even mean??
TopicThis is the second time my grandparents have opened the door while I was on
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/22/21 9:52:02 AM
#10
Granny: "hey ugly, mind if I sit there??"
TopicWhat's your elevation?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/21/21 9:59:57 PM
#12
I'm high as fuck
TopicRate your *Cursive* hand writing out of 10.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/21/21 9:38:20 PM
#18
-2
TopicHow do we fix the internet?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/21/21 8:32:02 PM
#21
lol internet
TopicBREAKING NEWS! CDC says NO to kissing/snuggling with chickens & farm animals
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/21/21 8:23:41 PM
#29
kirbymuncher posted...
chickens are not even remotely cuddly anyway
the fuck do you know
TopicBREAKING NEWS! CDC says NO to kissing/snuggling with chickens & farm animals
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/20/21 11:49:53 PM
#9
I'll do what I want with farm animals and you can't stop me.
TopicBREAKING NEWS! CDC says NO to kissing/snuggling with chickens & farm animals
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/20/21 11:44:59 PM
#6
This is bullshit
TopicWhen saying ''going to bed, night'' in a chatroom, do you wait for a response?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/20/21 12:06:35 AM
#7
R1masher posted...
Sleep on your belly
Oh no I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I did that my ass hurt the next day!!
TopicMy lawyers have ordered a cease and desist on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/19/21 6:44:22 PM
#9
Heavy_D_Forever posted...
U don goofed
consequences will never be the same

Edit: Mudcrab beat me to it lol
TopicGot my second shot
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/19/21 6:35:04 PM
#5
Did he shoot his load in you or something??
TopicElon Musk: Telsa has diamond hands.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/19/21 4:40:28 PM
#6
Pedo-hands
TopicGuys...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/19/21 3:55:04 PM
#4
hey guys
TopicNothing loads on youtube.... except ads!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/18/21 10:57:26 PM
#10
Youtube won't load shit for me either.
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