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TopicFiancee got a new puppy today, she's definitely a button
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 5:34:18 PM
#9
PoundGarden posted...
She was afraid of him at first like "wtf is this thing? What happened to this dog?!"

I always wanted one. Where did you get it? And if you paid, how much?

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Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator.
TopicFiancee got a new puppy today, she's definitely a button
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 4:49:18 PM
#2
Those bull terriers are goofy

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TopicShe looks at you and says 'You know what the most dangerous thing in America is?
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 4:37:43 PM
#16
That girl looks like she's trying too hard

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TopicWhat should I do for my 30th birthday
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 4:36:22 PM
#13
Troll the Phoenix suns realgm message boards

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TopicYour girlfriend buys you a "Black Lives Matter' shirt
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 4:12:18 PM
#56
I'd wear it around the house

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Topicmumsy is refusing to give me back 50k i lent her to remodel her house
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 4:08:33 PM
#19
Yeah, id rather have a big yard.. quiet, fresh air, peaceful..

I've got a tiny 1000 sq ft farmhouse with 5 acres though. In the process of growing a garden, and planting trees. Great for my dogs and my boys to roam around.

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TopicBill Burr savages CNN as 'un-American pieces of shit' who want Trump for ratings
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 2:47:31 AM
#51
Bill burr is the greatest modern day philosopher

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TopicI haven't had alcohol in 2 weeks
Kobe Bryant
07/18/21 2:45:42 AM
#5
How much were you drinking, what were you drinking per day?

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TopicYou have 2 kids. A huge success and a compete failure who do you love more?
Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 4:03:29 PM
#24
Question: does the son at least try to help around the house and respect me?

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TopicI'm a manager at Sherwin Williams, the paint store. AMA
Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 4:02:13 PM
#5
What color stain is the best seller?

I bet it's jacobean

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 4:00:26 PM
#34
whitelytning posted...
I guess I could google it but...

Does this monthly thing replace the child tax credit that previously existed? In other words, if you get the monthly payment, can you still take the tax credit at the end of the year? I have heard mixed things from people this week. Some said that if you get the monthly money you can't get the credit or that the credit will be deducted by the monthly amounts?

These monthly credits (rest of this year and January next year) are just half the amount given as an advance you are entitled to. You get the other half of the remaining credit next tax return in one lump sum.

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TopicYou have 2 kids. A huge success and a compete failure who do you love more?
Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 3:55:01 PM
#21
I actually would probably end up bonding with the son more just for the fact that I would be able to hang out with him much more, the daughter would fade into almost acquaintance level if she is as busy and unavailable as the topic says

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TopicIn public i pretend I'm texting my hot gf
Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 12:36:23 AM
#12
bsp77 posted...
I actually do text my hot gf in public (and post on CE)

Same

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TopicBefore "chad", it used to be normalcool sexhaver
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 7:18:08 PM
#6
Umbreon posted...
It was never that.

Yes it was

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TopicBefore "chad", it used to be normalcool sexhaver
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:49:56 PM
#1
Do people still use neckbeard?

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TopicWould you eat a hundred year old egg?
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:46:21 PM
#13
I have a dozen of those in the fridge. I eat it with rice and soy sauce

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Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator.
Topicwhy do people argue with trolls?
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:45:24 PM
#25
Trolls are miserable people IRL so I like to throw them a bone once in a while to ease their mental pain

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Topicis it weird to still buy physical copies of video games
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:19:04 PM
#13
An advantage of physical game is that you can resell it

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TopicIn public i pretend I'm texting my hot gf
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:14:53 PM
#3
lol

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TopicPitbulls can breed with pugs.
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:11:01 PM
#20
kingdrake2 posted...
there was the dachshund + pitbull mix.

need female pitbull for the daschund to mate.


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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:08:46 PM
#29
Another one

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TopicHashbrown and Egg on a burger.
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 5:05:06 PM
#11
That is a Danny's slamburger

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TopicWhat item did you used to buy, that they subsequently quit making?
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 2:45:04 AM
#90
Surge

pepsi blue

But then again I don't drink soda anymore


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TopicThat's Ricky Tan?!
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 2:16:58 AM
#9
That movie would get cancelled for that line alone today

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/16/21 2:11:37 AM
#27
Reminder

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 10:23:08 PM
#26
Reminder for the hard working family!!!!!!

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TopicWho won this exchange between Leno vs Louie CK
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 4:23:15 PM
#10
Afternoon crowd

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TopicThinking of getting a power cage
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 3:37:30 PM
#8
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N4I8FOY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_83HZ5X9CKQBG93YMMMR1?psc=1

That looks like a yellow version of mine. I bought woth the adjustable bench, its great

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 3:24:04 PM
#24
Bump

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TopicThinking of getting a power cage
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 9:32:56 AM
#6
Those have pull up bars already

Why not a dip attachment?

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TopicWho won this exchange between Leno vs Louie CK
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 8:53:05 AM
#9
Bump

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 8:52:47 AM
#10
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Yup, just checked my bank app a few minutes ago and was pleasantly surprised.

$300 per kid? I thought based on age or something, because if its $300 per kid then Im missing $100.

Age 6 and below is 300 each. Second half of total you her credit for when you do taxes next year

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TopicWho won this exchange between Leno vs Louie CK
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 7:36:04 AM
#7
I thought louie's insult was funnier. Leno really does look like a cartoon, hard to explain

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TopicWho won this exchange between Leno vs Louie CK
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 7:25:57 AM
#1
Leno vs Louie Ck


https://youtu.be/UK1kFgI0nuI

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 7:09:58 AM
#4
Bump!

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Topicis red dead 2 actually a game?
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 6:05:00 AM
#13
Get drunk and play

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee money today?
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 6:02:13 AM
#1
Check that direct deposits bros

300 per kid mwahahah

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TopicParents: who got that child credit ooooooooh weeeee
Kobe Bryant
07/15/21 6:00:26 AM
#1
Check ur banks bros

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TopicGroup of girls try to fight group of guys, but got their asses kicked
Kobe Bryant
07/14/21 4:18:59 PM
#29
Where's the vid

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Topicaww yea, Nickelodeon Smash Bros
Kobe Bryant
07/13/21 7:25:35 PM
#183
Kami_no_Kami posted...
Probably not. It seems like, other than Spongebob, they picked characters that can actually be expected to put up a fight. Nigel instead of Eliza, Helga instead of Arnold, Reptar instead of any of the babies, Powdered Toast Man instead of Ren or Stimpy (kinda weird, since Ren is super violent). I cant think of a single Nick Jr. character who fits the bill.

Face

He can just engulf the entire screen and eat anyone

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Topic"I like all music genre except for country"
Kobe Bryant
07/13/21 6:53:04 PM
#42
Ivany2008 posted...
Heavy Metal isn't hard to understand. It really is broken down into 5-6 subgenres with sub subgenres below that which play with each style.

Power Metal: Iron Maiden and Judas Priest; focusing on heavy guitar riffs, long vocal holds. Typically called British Power Metal.

Symphonic Metal: Nightwish, Within Temptation and Stratovarious; focusing on orchestral sounds, with a type of vocal that sounds similar to something you'd hear in an opera.

Death Metal: Napalm Death and Cannibal Corpse; Lower tempo, lots of deep sounds, not always easily understood.

Alternative Metal/Nu-Metal: Limp Bizkit, Korn; A blend of rap and metal, popular in the late 90s which usually involved a calm tone most of the song followed by a fairly heavy chorus.

Thrash Metal: Metallica, Slayer and Megadeth. Fast music, Fast vocals. Like they have somewhere to be.

I personally love your classic metal: Ozzy, Iron Maiden and Judas Priest; though for the past 15 or so years I've really grown to love bands like Nightwish, Within Temptation and Stratovarius. They break from the traditional mold of what we think of as Metal and focus on really good music and wonderful lyrics, showing it isn't all heavy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--tFFz44zvc
Nightwish - The Islander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
Judas Priest - Breaking the Law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4&t=0s
Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

And for comparison:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U
Cannibal Corpse

Metal really is the most versatile music genre incorporating pretty much every other style of music and just bumping it up to 11. I'm not really a fan of Cannibal Corpse, but they have their fans.

I do like linkin Park, korn and Metallica

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TopicUgh my local comedy club booked Louis CK
Kobe Bryant
07/12/21 10:42:13 PM
#95
MARKINGRAM22 posted...
He is a sex offender? Where are the charges. He jerked off with consent and a bunch of female comedians jumped at him that laughed about it for years.


If anything, his stand up is even funnier now than ever because he's about that life. Ps he didn't actually physically harass anyone

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Topic"I like all music genre except for country"
Kobe Bryant
07/12/21 8:14:43 PM
#41
https://youtu.be/2PTEqZURh4o

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Topic"I like all music genre except for country"
Kobe Bryant
07/12/21 8:12:52 PM
#40
https://youtu.be/D5K5l89mpV8

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Topic"I like all music genre except for country"
Kobe Bryant
07/12/21 8:10:14 PM
#39
g0ldie posted...
aww yea


I was whiskey'd up during that topic, that was you who recommend that song right? Lol

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Topic"I like all music genre except for country"
Kobe Bryant
07/12/21 8:08:43 PM
#38
https://youtu.be/43qK1Lh2xH0
My wife and I can relate

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TopicUgh my local comedy club booked Louis CK
Kobe Bryant
07/12/21 6:46:25 PM
#57
One of Louis Ck's accusers claimed that louie asked if he could deed during a phone call with her and he did. She claimed she was traumatized and sued the shit out of him. Like, couldn't she have just hung up?

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