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TopicCHOCO just SHAVED his ARMPITS
Mist_Turnips
07/08/21 12:39:41 PM
#4
Is someone gonna lick it?
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TopicBest Boobs in Gaming >_> Day 5b - Bayonetta vs. Taki
Mist_Turnips
07/08/21 12:17:36 PM
#15
Taki

Bayo is ugly
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Topici really wish we could talk mentally
Mist_Turnips
07/08/21 12:12:05 PM
#2
Do we really want to transmit our horny thoughts?
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TopicNo live crowds allowed at olympics
Mist_Turnips
07/08/21 12:09:35 PM
#4
Sucks for everyone whose business relied on Olympic crowds
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TopicWhen you think about it...
Mist_Turnips
07/08/21 12:03:17 PM
#4
It's redneck anime.
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TopicHow come so many CIS woman are transphobic?
Mist_Turnips
07/05/21 2:33:25 PM
#117
*Real women
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TopicDo you ever break down screaming in existential rage how everyone else seems to
Mist_Turnips
07/05/21 12:47:55 PM
#5
Nah. Some people are better off than me, some people are worse off than me. It all balances out. Lifes too short so just take it chill.
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TopicOpisseus got PISSED OFF
Mist_Turnips
07/05/21 12:45:20 PM
#18
He'll be back. They always come back.
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TopicNext time you to even think to criticize America, remember
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 7:30:50 PM
#7
This is how TC chose to spend his holiday
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TopicAnother church burns down in Canada
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 2:36:12 PM
#5
Did they also rob a fedora shop?
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TopicReminder this 4th that the US doesnt deserve to be celebrated.
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 2:34:06 PM
#187
hockeybub89 posted...
darkprince45 posted...
You for sure are the most negative person on this board
"Yes it is exactly like Chinese propaganda and you are upsetting me by not loving American unconditionally"

Sorry I don't love America. I don't even feel obligated to love my own family.

Hahaha, this topic might just be worth reading.
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TopicWhat is the definitive version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 2:28:34 PM
#4
I loved the 2003 series. There were so many good western cartoons in the early 2000s. TMNT, Jackie Chan, Static Shock, Teen Titans.
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TopicReminder this 4th that the US doesnt deserve to be celebrated.
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 2:24:57 PM
#178
So you're saying if I celebrate 4th of July, I can both have fun And upset fragile souls like you, TC?

Well I'm just going to keep on having fun then.
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TopicAnyone that celebrates the 4th is an ignorant racost
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 2:05:29 PM
#6
Let's racost it up, this 4th of July.
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TopicIs it morally acceptable to celebrate the 4th of July?
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 1:58:37 PM
#12
Joyroctillery posted...
KILBOTz posted...
its fine to celebrate, some people just hate the concept of america or that other people view america as something differently than themselves.
Anyone that thinks it's worth celebrating is a bad person and objectively wrong.

So much guilt
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Topic4th of July is for chilling on the beach.
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 1:54:12 PM
#7
That's enough sunshine for now.
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TopicChinese propaganda movie set to release in the west
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 1:14:18 PM
#13
China stinks
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TopicWhat would a mass CE meetup at a shelter during a category 5 hurricane be like
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 1:08:49 PM
#2
Smelly
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Topic4th of July is for chilling on the beach.
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:44:55 PM
#6
Put down the pokemon and pull up a chair, Duncan. You are getting some SUNSHINE!
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TopicYou know how they say it gets better?
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:43:27 PM
#2
Win some. Lose some.
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Topic4th of July is for chilling on the beach.
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:39:13 PM
#4
Damn, I can't even see pictures on my phone with all this SUNSHINE!
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TopicNeon's Best Boobs in Gaming Tournament >_> Day 1a: Mythra vs. Sorceress
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:37:38 PM
#51
Turbam posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
Muscle girls are trash and so are the people that meme them.
Blocked

Urbosa is CANCELLED
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Topic4th of July is for chilling on the beach.
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:26:03 PM
#1
Come join me, CE.
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TopicNeon's Best Boobs in Gaming Tournament >_> Day 1a: Mythra vs. Sorceress
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:24:02 PM
#49
Turbam posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Ew, Amazon is definitely not hotter >_> She's weird looking
Amazon is, 100%, the hottest girl in the game

Muscle girls are trash and so are the people that meme them.
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TopicThere are objectively no good qualities to lighting off fireworks
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 12:02:05 PM
#39
Conflict posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
I am grateful that despite browsing the same board, I am not in the slightest bit as miserable as you nerds.


You're right. You're actually more miserable

My dear nephew, being this desperate for a GOTCHA when I'm making fun of nerds crying about Fireworks on July 4th is not a good look. And you couldn't do better than a "No u?"

Enjoy the holiday.
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TopicFreedom Freedom Hoy Freedom Freedom Hoy
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 10:03:00 AM
#1
How the freedom are ya today?
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TopicMy piece of shit neighbour keeps playing his acoustic guitar
Mist_Turnips
07/04/21 9:55:48 AM
#5
Man, fuck this one guy who would bring his organ piano everywhere. That was kinda annoying.
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TopicThere are objectively no good qualities to lighting off fireworks
Mist_Turnips
07/03/21 10:41:55 PM
#9
I am grateful that despite browsing the same board, I am not in the slightest bit as miserable as you nerds.
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TopicI've decided that boobs are better than ass
Mist_Turnips
07/03/21 5:23:45 PM
#12
What's with the influx of boob children lately?
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TopicStar Wars: Solo is so cringey
Mist_Turnips
07/03/21 4:41:11 PM
#4
Rogue One is the only good star wars movie in the past decade.
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TopicPeople who defend a corporation like it's their best friend...
Mist_Turnips
07/03/21 11:31:46 AM
#12
ScazarMeltex posted...
Nintendo fans are probably the worst but really any console fanboying is just fucking lame.

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TopicSaddam Hussein
Mist_Turnips
07/02/21 7:00:42 PM
#2
Where was I gonna go, Detroit?
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TopicThere's a fire in the Gulf of Mexico
Mist_Turnips
07/02/21 6:34:00 PM
#4
Here we go again
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TopicIf CE was a video game, who would be the main character?
Mist_Turnips
07/02/21 4:11:07 PM
#5
Who is the respected loner?
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TopicEver have those moments when you just want to guzzle water nonstop?
Mist_Turnips
07/02/21 10:00:03 AM
#12
I feel better now
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TopicEver have those moments when you just want to guzzle water nonstop?
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 10:11:38 PM
#8
Nah. Maybe it was the cheese steak I had for dinner.
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TopicEver have those moments when you just want to guzzle water nonstop?
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 10:07:15 PM
#6
I normally do, but damn I just want to shove that liquid down my face hole right now.
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TopicEver have those moments when you just want to guzzle water nonstop?
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 9:59:50 PM
#1
Goddamn, this thirst cannot be quenched.
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TopicPerfect girl but shes a Smash Bros expert
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 7:06:27 PM
#3
Does she bathe?
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TopicWhat does the peach emoji mean to you?
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 6:48:02 PM
#3
A butt
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Topicman, some people do way too much
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 6:27:02 PM
#19
g0ldie posted...
I guess there's a "rising trend" of extreme proposals in Russia, smh:

https://www.insider.com/men-proposing-gunpoint-in-a-new-rising-trend-in-russia-2019-9

Encircled by armed police, a frightened young woman is trying to prove her innocence. It's useless. But in the end, everything will be alright: the woman is not actually being interrogated for drug possession she's about to be proposed to. This is all part of a bigger trend which is gaining massive popularity in Russia at the moment: extreme marriage proposals.

It's the morning of August 8 and Anastasia lands at Pulkovo airport in St. Petersburg. Her boyfriend, Sergei, was supposed to pick her up, but he has other plans, so instead, a friend collects her.

Anastasia and her companion are just about to leave when a black minibus with tinted windows pulls up behind them. Armed men with balaclavas jump out of the car. Their uniform looks very similar to that of the Russian special unit SpezNas.

They storm Anastasia's car, open the door, and pull the young blonde out of the car. They search her bag and make a serious discovery: a thick package of white powder that looks a lot like cocaine. One of them shouts: "What is this?" Anastasia, who is visibly shocked, can only respond: "You must be mistaken. That's not mine!"

But the uniformed men are not convinced, adding: "You're suspected of supplying banned substances." The possession of this huge amount of cocaine would mean up to 20 years of prison for the young woman.

Then, one of the men uses a knife to open the powdered package and pulls out a pink box. Suddenly, he gets down on one knee and removes his mask and shouts: "Marry me!". It's Anastasia's boyfriend Sergei, proposing with a shiny ring. Relieved, Anastasia falls into his arms and says yes.

The young Russian woman has fallen victim to the so-called "extreme marriage proposal", a new type of romantic gesture that has gained a lot of popularity in Russia, thanks to the work of "The Spetsnaz (special forces) Show"

The show, run by 36-year-old Sergei Rodkin, charges up to $900 to organize these pranks, even hiring ex-military personnel to lend authenticity to the performances.

Anastasia's extreme proposal at the airport, which went viral after the BBC featured it, cost roughly $465.

When Rodkin first started in 2010, he organized the prank, free-of-charge, for friends. A year later, he turned it into a real business. Today, Rodkin operates 14 franchise companies throughout Russia and competitors are setting up shop.

Meanwhile, he complains about his customers' lack of imagination: "They all want special units, armed arrest, drugs. They can do much more if they really want to get into it." The Spetsnaz Show has even made an appearance at children's birthday parties and even at a company event where the boss was kidnapped.

Thomas Herzog, a psychotherapist, couple therapist and life coach in Berlin, thinks the reactions to these "pretend arrests" can be very different: "People with little psychological impairment already feel very threatened.

"If, however, a traumatic previous experience exists, the level of anxiety in this person is heightened by the prank. And because everyone is relieved and grateful when the whole thing turns out to be a joke, one is much quicker to say yes to the proposal."

Rodkin, who is a (real-life) policeman by profession, even asked his colleagues to work on his show. But the police force refused the private contract, which he was actually quite happy about: "If I would have had people from work here, they might have gone over the top and broken something... they can be very frightening."

Anastasia claims she wasn't angry with Sergei for his proposal, although she did admit to the BBC that it came as quite a shock: "It was really scary. Nothing like that had ever happened to me before."

While Anastasia might have reacted positively, others on the show have not. According to the BBC, one woman reacted by swearing and hitting her husband on the head with a bouquet of flowers after he had organized an extreme surprise for her 30th birthday.

Sergei and Anastasia. Could they have picked anymore stereotypical Russian names?
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TopicReminder that Nintendo is holding Paper Mario 64 hostage for no dang reason
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 4:56:19 PM
#15
Ardbert posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
I played paper mario 64 on project 64 and it just isn't the same. The foreground and background keeps glitching out. Shiver city was unplayable.

There are some new more accurate N64 emulators in RetroArch now. Maybe one of them would work better?

I had a similar crappy experience with Donkey Kong 64. Heard good things about RetroArch.
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TopicReminder that Nintendo is holding Paper Mario 64 hostage for no dang reason
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 4:46:45 PM
#11
I played paper mario 64 on project 64 and it just isn't the same. The foreground and background keeps glitching out. Shiver city was unplayable.
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TopicMany mask mandates are dropping today in many states
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 4:01:46 PM
#4
Second dose on the 9th. But I don't know if I want to drop my mask at work.
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TopicI have exactly four users tagged.
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 3:50:09 PM
#29
Most of my tags are pictures the user have posted of themselves. It makes the board more personable. It's also funny when a janky looking person talks mad shit.
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TopicMan is guilty of stabbing 16 cats in savage attacks :(
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 3:38:44 PM
#6
Feed him to the cats
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TopicOne of the most jarring things about coming back to the US
Mist_Turnips
07/01/21 2:23:16 PM
#10
Ha, fatty fatty fats, go roll down a hill.
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