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TopicDamn! I just saw this black chick with the juiciest milkers >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 8:57:26 PM
#8
TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 8:55:08 PM
#154
TopicSo Billie Eilish has a new song called "Male Fantasy" ...
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 6:36:37 PM
#2
TopicNo More Heroes 3 - Official Alien Superheroes trailer
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:55:26 PM
#18
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Why is he just randomly mowing the lawn for a split second at the end lol
It's the side job he does to make money. It's been in all the other No More Heroes games

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TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:42:17 PM
#60
TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:36:16 PM
#58
Smackems posted...
So about this pickle costume cucking
It's something like he meets up with some chick he talked to online at a mall and while they're talking, a dude dressed up in a pickle suit comes up to them and flirts with the chick and she goes with him instead.

It was a pre-arranged prank by the girl and her friend. Chris notoriously hates pickles, so that's why they did that >_>

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TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:24:55 PM
#52
He also shoved his Sonichu medallion up his butt and posted pictures because someone hacked his PSN account for his "life upgrade" (aka his PS3)

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TopicDamn! I just saw this black chick with the juiciest milkers >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:21:18 PM
#7
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
That's somebody's daughter
I want to breed her vagina raw and then raise a beautiful family with her

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TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:20:02 PM
#50
XxPika740xX posted...
not happening

austic manchild made a crappy comic combining sonic and pikachu, gets found and bullied for years because his reactions are hilarious, he does gross shit like drink his own semen and lives in crappy stained underwear. He creates a sign and goes to his college starting his 'love quest' looking for a "boyfriends free girl" gets kicked out for being a creep, stalks a few girls (Poor Megan) :( , gets constantly (and predictably) catfished, some guy comes in and copies him and start drama (who eventually becomes a doctor), he lived in his disgusting pet crap, bug infested house with his hoarder crazy mom, and boomer conservative dad who dies from stress caused by him, he neglects his animals, he "transitions" into a woman, eventually burns half his house down because of an extension cord being damaged by a door, finally, recently he raped his mom and described it in detail on the phone in text and gets arrested.

Total nutjob.
You forgot that one time he got cucked by a dude wearing a pickle costume

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TopicDid you used to think that the NSMB meme from YTMND was funny?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:18:07 PM
#6
Heartomaton posted...
I don't know what that is.
"______ stole my bike" And it showed the training cutscene from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

Fill in the blank >_>

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TopicDamn! I just saw this black chick with the juiciest milkers >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:16:48 PM
#4
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
respect women
How is this not respecting women? >_>

Heartomaton posted...
Pics or it's not true.
I ain't no creep. Blame Google Glass for not being a thing

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TopicDid you used to think that the NSMB meme from YTMND was funny?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:15:57 PM
#2
This indian guy used to sing it all the time at my dorm way back in college >____>

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TopicDamn! I just saw this black chick with the juiciest milkers >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:14:29 PM
#1
I was at a red light and this chick was wearing this spaghetti strap top that was barely cradling her phat-ass melons! She also had yoga pants with a nice butt but who gives a crap about ass! It's all about the mams!

I love randomly seeing nice boobs on the way to work >_> It reminds me that the world is a wonderful place!

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TopicDo you think "money shots" are hot?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:09:16 PM
#14
TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 5:06:00 PM
#47
Spooking posted...
I need a tl;dw/dr within one sentence.
Chris is literally a motherfucker

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TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 4:46:09 PM
#42
TopicLol wtf, GameFAQs is displaying as if I've blocked myself.
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 4:28:30 PM
#52
TopicShould police and first responders be a protected class?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 3:48:20 PM
#9
We are. I got assaulted and they charged the guy with a felony because of it >_>

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TopicDid you watch the 59 part documentary about Chris Chan?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 12:38:53 PM
#39
https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI

This is also a good 90 minute overview of Sonichu with context. It's pretty funny and horrifying >_>

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TopicGirl I knew in HS posted this on Insta
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 12:27:55 PM
#26
I like her legs but those muscular boobs look weird. Would hit if drunk tho >_>

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TopicGirl I knew in HS posted this on Insta
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 11:44:41 AM
#11
TopicMan, I haven't had a save in a while >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 11:04:18 AM
#8
IronChef_Kirby posted...
Damn, that sounds horrible. Im sorry youve had to deal with that.
honestly you get used it >_> When it's our time, it's our time

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TopicMan, I haven't had a save in a while >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 11:01:10 AM
#5
LanHikari10 posted...
Your overuse of shifty eyes is really distracting from a lot of your posts.
Bro, I've been doing it since the mid-00s om CE. I can't stop now!

Honestly I don't even realize I'm doing it half the time

boobs

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TopicMan, I haven't had a save in a while >_>
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 10:56:06 AM
#1
Last 3 codes have all been asystole, which is like a 98% mortality rate, aka they're fucked >_> And the last dude I had had blood pouring out of his mouth so it was hard to bag him on top of all that >_>

I need to shake doctor death off my shoulder cuz he's been tailing me all week lol

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TopicWhy is the statue on the left is art but the right is deemed perverted?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 10:41:18 AM
#21
Cuz bigots are closeminded and can't appreciate such a magnificent ass, that even I, a Titty Meiste, have to respect >_>

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TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 10:23:11 AM
#141
TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 8:46:49 AM
#135
TopicImagine if CE actually disrespected women
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 8:45:43 AM
#3
TopicFucking hell, my PSN account got suspended
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 8:43:58 AM
#18
I just laugh when people send me toxic messages after I school them in multiplayer games. I think it's funny >_>

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Topicvegy is taking over...
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 7:01:38 AM
#16
TopicIf I get caught without a gun in Texas, am I going to jail?
NeonOctopus
08/03/21 6:03:22 AM
#4
They'll arrest you for NOT having a gun. It's more important than your ID in Texas

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TopicNovak Djokovic Makes a Fool of Himself Two Days After Lecturing Simone Biles
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 5:50:57 PM
#28
TopicWhy did no one tell me that Pokémon Master SEX was good now?
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 5:06:05 PM
#9
Cant wait to have 6ex with Sabrina at the end of this month. She's been 20/20 forever for me >_>

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TopicWhy did no one tell me that Pokémon Master SEX was good now?
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 3:24:16 PM
#8
I enjoy Pokemon Master Sex but sometimes it feels like there's nothing to do with your OP units >_> I've pretty much just been steam rolling difficult battles with my 3/5 Kanto Trio

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TopicWhat do you think of SMT5's design of the Phillippine demon Manananggal?
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 2:10:08 PM
#21
TopicThis girl on my FB is going through the ''Learning to love myself'' phase
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 2:09:32 PM
#4
TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 9:17:02 AM
#123
TopicCE's best ass in gaming round 15: Sophitia Alexandra vs Min Min
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 7:56:59 AM
#2
TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 7:08:18 AM
#118
TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
NeonOctopus
08/02/21 12:10:04 AM
#91
mooreandrew58 posted...
and lawmaker probably had a kink.
That's what I think lol

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TopicTrue adulthood doesn't start until 30
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 11:56:46 PM
#6
Yeah, you're an adult at 18, but Shin Adulthood doesn't actually start until late 20s

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TopicI've got a 12 hours shift tomorrow.
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 11:07:19 PM
#12
The worst I ever did was like a 36hr shift on Christmas, with most of it being at nightime. I was dead by the end of it, but man that OT check was really fat >_>

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TopicWhat do you think of SMT5's design of the Phillippine demon Manananggal?
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 11:05:40 PM
#19
GranolaPanic posted...
You put way too much thought into this
You gotta learn to think outside the box. That's what gets you ahead in life

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TopicThe older you get, the less time for video games
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 11:03:03 PM
#2
TopicWhat do you think of SMT5's design of the Phillippine demon Manananggal?
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 10:54:30 PM
#14
TopicWhat do you think of SMT5's design of the Phillippine demon Manananggal?
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 10:53:13 PM
#12
Actually it could be good. I can go doggy style and turn her floating torso around and position the titties in my face. It's like the best of both worlds >_>

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TopicI have almost 20 million cooking exp in Old School Runescape
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 10:51:42 PM
#20
I remember back in 2005, I saw someone trying to do a drop trade between his account and I stole like 500k gold from him. He started cursing me out and I just logged out lol

Dude was a fucking idiot cuz he did it in the middle of a busy road in fucking Lumbridge. When I dropped traded, I did it in some secluded spot in the middle of nowhere, like the farmland near that vampire manor >_>

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TopicI have almost 20 million cooking exp in Old School Runescape
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 10:36:27 PM
#17
Man I haven't touched my account in over a year. I was lvl 50ish in nearly every stat >_>

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TopicWhat do you think of SMT5's design of the Phillippine demon Manananggal?
NeonOctopus
08/01/21 10:28:01 PM
#6
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