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TopicThis site lets adults talk about bagging a 16/17 year but weed smoking? Nah
Kakapo
07/23/21 12:34:01 AM
#22
Middle hope posted...
Slammin
Thats not arugala

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TopicWhat is the evolutionary advantage of kids annoying the fuck outta their parents
Kakapo
07/22/21 11:40:29 PM
#9
Guide posted...
Being annoyed by your kids means being aware of them.
Very aware of them.

Both the wife and I have to work from home right now, and my son has developed a lollipop fixation. He gets one every few weeks, but keeps demanding one every 10 minutes. Complete with hissy fit when he doesnt get one.

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TopicDo you recognize the poster above you?
Kakapo
07/22/21 7:51:43 PM
#64
No but I have them tagged

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TopicWhat is the evolutionary advantage of kids annoying the fuck outta their parents
Kakapo
07/22/21 4:29:33 AM
#6
Lokison posted...
Sinple: if you're annoyed by kids, dont procreate and save the gene pool your bad opinions.

Parents who say that their kids never annoy the fuck out of them are bad liars.

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TopicWhat is the evolutionary advantage of kids annoying the fuck outta their parents
Kakapo
07/22/21 4:23:02 AM
#4
When the fuck did I say I slap my kids?

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TopicCould you date a widow struggling single mother?
Kakapo
07/22/21 4:18:49 AM
#32
yemmy posted...
In that order? Count me in
A true gentleman never goes ass to mouth

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TopicCould you date a widow struggling single mother?
Kakapo
07/22/21 4:17:32 AM
#31
I am a drunk australian

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TopicWhat is the evolutionary advantage of kids annoying the fuck outta their parents
Kakapo
07/22/21 4:16:53 AM
#1
Aside from making sure their parents dont want any more kids?


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TopicBrisbane will host the 2032 Olympic games
Kakapo
07/21/21 10:20:36 PM
#23
Stalolin posted...
its true. Up north is something else. Its like being in the Deep South.
Theres a reason FNQ is called the Deep North

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TopicBrisbane will host the 2032 Olympic games
Kakapo
07/21/21 9:26:56 PM
#18
Paulines gonna blow an O-ring

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Topic88% of covid deaths have been in fat countries
Kakapo
07/21/21 9:21:46 PM
#31
ZannoL posted...
Obesity is a huge issue.
Its absolutely massive

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TopicBy September we will be in stage 5 lock down and living on government rashins
Kakapo
07/21/21 9:16:50 PM
#14
Turtlebread posted...
I live in Aus and have seen those images floating around some of my very low IQ boomer facebook acquaintances.
Yeah, one of the guys I went to school with who works for [high profile family friendly company] and identifies himself as such always posts that sort of crap, as well as all kinds of racist and homophobic shit.

Sometimes Im tempted to screenshot and email the company. I wouldnt, but you know tempted to

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TopicDeath Stranding is an OK game
Kakapo
07/21/21 10:24:50 AM
#3
Shotgunnova posted...
If there were more things to do in the world, the build cap was increased dramatically, and they fixed some other stuff (like no BT zones right in the middle of the road), it could've been amazing. Instead it'll have to settle for "pretty decent".

Yeah, its surprisingly engrossing for a game that feels fairly hollow

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TopicBy September we will be in stage 5 lock down and living on government rashins
Kakapo
07/21/21 10:24:17 AM
#6
Some people will believe any old nonsense.

Sounds like far too much work for the government for no return, and if the Australian government is one thing, its monumentally lazy

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TopicDeath Stranding is an OK game
Kakapo
07/21/21 10:06:18 AM
#1
It kinda feels like a AAA independent game, warts and all

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TopicWhy do people act like incels aren't right about looks?
Kakapo
07/20/21 8:58:41 AM
#79
Solar_Crimson posted...
Because incels use attractiveness as a shield for their own shitty personalities and entitlement to explain why they can't get laid.


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TopicAre they not gonna make any more Live Action Pokemon movies?
Kakapo
07/20/21 8:56:23 AM
#2
Detective Pikachu was great

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Topic'Jews are behind the pandemic,' chant crowd at Polish anti-vaccine protest
Kakapo
07/20/21 8:54:41 AM
#14
hockeybub89 posted...
Poles were thrown in concentration camps the last time someone there tried to ban Jews and homosexuals.

Did they forget?
Nah, many of them helped last time

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TopicConservative porn star derails TPUSA'S right wing youth gathering
Kakapo
07/18/21 11:31:39 PM
#31
KStateKing17 posted...
Those poor children would have never known she was a pornstar if the useless Republican adults there didn't point it out. That's assuming that the teens never watch any porn, but that's impossible. What good hearted, God fearing, All American Christian would even think to look at pornography?

Ive never heard of her, so these god fearing conservatives know a lot more about porn than I, a godless atheist do.

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Topicanyone here gain weight during the pandemic?
Kakapo
07/18/21 11:29:22 PM
#12
First round of lockdown last year I put on 10 kg.

This round, Im losing a bit of weight

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TopicConservative porn star derails TPUSA'S right wing youth gathering
Kakapo
07/18/21 9:05:51 PM
#28
The fuck is a groyper?

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Topic'Law & Order' star charged with murder
Kakapo
07/18/21 8:47:24 PM
#17
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Executive Producer
Dick Wolf
Didnt PA do a comic about him?

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TopicCE there is a problem in my home. Perhaps you can help
Kakapo
07/18/21 8:46:22 PM
#13
So youd just sit there and drink, doing nothing else? What a sad thing to do.

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TopicCE there is a problem in my home. Perhaps you can help
Kakapo
07/18/21 8:41:02 PM
#11
Just do whatever you were doing when you were drinking, just without the drinking.

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TopicRemember that time when two Pitbulls massacred 29 cats overnight?
Kakapo
07/17/21 10:51:29 AM
#35
CalypsoDoom posted...
Yup. People also conveniently forget that their heccin pupperino () has a prey drive ... knew of someone who had a mishap with their rats cage being locked and their dog killed 5 rats.
Yeah, my extremely well trained golden retriever x Rottweiler used to kill feral rats. He was extremely good with people, unless they behaved in a threatening way. Was excellent with small kids. We spent a very long time training him, but the small furry animal prey drive is huge.

Unfortunately, he also once killed my stud rat when he got out of his cage, and killed and partially ate a neighbours chihuahua.

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TopicWho is the best female muslim character in fiction?
Kakapo
07/17/21 8:47:48 AM
#26
Trenton in Mr Robot is awesome

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TopicHoly shit @ the product placement in Death Stranding
Kakapo
07/16/21 9:45:20 PM
#6
Wetterdew posted...
It's awful. I think he tries to pass it off as satirical somehow (or at least that's how some fans try to intepret it) but inreality it's just obnoxious.
Yeah, its really freaking pbnoxious

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TopicHoly shit @ the product placement in Death Stranding
Kakapo
07/16/21 8:29:43 PM
#1
Monster? Lol

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TopicMy friend said, there's only 3 games that matter for the gamecube
Kakapo
07/16/21 7:13:30 PM
#51
Eternal Darkness was also freaking great

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TopicMy left hand is super-sensitive and now everything feels disgusting
Kakapo
07/16/21 10:12:18 AM
#1
After having my left hand in a splint for 6 weeks, I was able to take it out finally last week.

My fingertips are still super sensitive, it's ridiculous.

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TopicUK not doing well right now
Kakapo
07/16/21 10:05:14 AM
#82
It'd be interesting to see where Australia would be on that graph. Things are fucked in this state.

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TopicHave you done one of those TikToks where you start out ugly looking
Kakapo
07/16/21 10:04:17 AM
#3
How do I warp into a beautiful looking person?

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TopicWould you watch a gay James Bond film?
Kakapo
07/16/21 6:42:48 AM
#45
Im pretty sure the guy Fleming based Bond on was gay.

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TopicIs there any way to avoid looking puffy when you cry?
Kakapo
07/15/21 10:59:55 PM
#5
Boys dont cry

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Topicmy girlfriend got shot with a paintball gun today
Kakapo
07/15/21 10:03:58 PM
#7
Yeah, uh, looks like someone was indiscreet

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TopicWhat movies are there where the villains win? (Spoilers, duh)
Kakapo
07/15/21 7:21:56 PM
#93
What the sweet tap dancing Christ happened in here?

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TopicWhat movies are there where the villains win? (Spoilers, duh)
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:25:35 AM
#1
Not counting films that are setting up the sequel, like Infinity War

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TopicDetective Pikachu question *SPOILERS*
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:24:27 AM
#10
Hmm, good point. Hold on.

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TopicAustralian PM says he DID NOT shit his pants at a McDonald's in 1997
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:24:03 AM
#16
Dude, be careful or youll get Barilarod

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TopicAmazon rainforest now emits more CO2 than it absorbs
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:22:32 AM
#64
BRB, gonna dump some iron filings into the ocean

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TopicDetective Pikachu question *SPOILERS*
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:21:50 AM
#8
Questionmarktarius posted...
Effective villains make for a bummer ending.
Have there actually been any movies where the villains win?

Not including bummer endings to set up the next film in the series?

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TopicDetective Pikachu question *SPOILERS*
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:17:59 AM
#5
I feel like theres a trope for bad guys to be monumentally stupid for plot reasons

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TopicAustralian PM says he DID NOT shit his pants at a McDonald's in 1997
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:13:21 AM
#14
MorbidFaithless posted...
Then I guess you gotta go around and tell everyone you...didn't... do that..? This guy's story doesn't add up.
Its a long-running rumour.

Its a very credible rumour, given his track record for competence, if not continence

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TopicAustralian PM says he DID NOT shit his pants at a McDonald's in 1997
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:08:58 AM
#9
Its good he addressed the important things and ignored the petty things like:

  • The lack of a nationwide quarantine policy
  • The botched vaccine rollout
  • The rape that took place in a ministers office
  • The bet me made with a friend to drop Qanon buzzwords into a media conference about said rape
  • One of his cabinet members being accused of rape (a separate incident)
  • The parliamentarian who pleasured themselves onto a staffers desk
  • The numerous allegations of sexual misconduct surrounding his party
/s

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TopicGreat! My grandfather is ADDICTED to Viagra.
Kakapo
07/15/21 11:02:07 AM
#6
Another reason Pfizer stocks keep rising

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