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...am I doing it right?

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Easy Mode Mockery is a kick in the nads, yeah.

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and yet, we never got Finn+Poe

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Unintuitive solutions to puzzles, such as throwing a pie at a rampaging yeti or using moldy cheese to activate a magic device (both King's Quest 5)
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mooreandrew58 posted...

I remember a game where you eventually die if you had a certian item and the game never clued you in on what item it was.

Wanna say the original alone in the dark

Uninvited for NES, the item is a ruby that the game gives you no clue about being cursed if you pick it up.

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SocialistGamer posted...

Homer is a millennial now, born in 1986.

In 2035 Homer would have been born in the mid 90s

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Games that intentionally mislead you with red herrings
Items that do nothing

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"I can't believe Trump Jr. was such a great president."

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ForsakenHermit posted...

Games where you have to lead a squad of people and give them commands and such, I see them as glorified babysitting simulators.

Not just squads, but pretty much any game where you have AI partners and they're rock-stupid.
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Is it any wonder why I stopped playing Fire Emblem after the GCN games

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uwa ej posted...

Decent
Gaming
Laptop

Pick 2

In case you hadn't noticed, it isn't 2001 anymore

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MegamanXfan21xx posted...

Real-world timers, quintupally so if it's just to push microtransactions.

This is some of the worst things to happen to modern gaming. "You can only get ___ once per day!" or some garbage. At least with certain systems you can 'time-travel' by changing the clock, but it's still an annoyance.

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No?

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mooreandrew58 posted...

That is one thing street fighter 5 had right in story mode If the bad guy was gonna win they made you play thebad guy. Except one time and I feel that was supposed to convey the good guy was abetter fighter but not physically strong enough to win.

I like it when games throw in twists like that

A good example would be Hyrule Warriors, where towards the end of the story you play as Ganondorf, beat Link/Zelda/Lana and take the Triforce from them.

That's much better than the lame "you won the fight, but you still lost" copout
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Can't be worse than the Poe seller who hits on him in OoT

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"Save Sylvia from Mr. X!"
"Help me, Thomas!"

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I think they've done just about all they can with Saiyan hair

Why not move on to braids, or dreadlocks?

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"The vehicle part is next!"

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dolomedes posted...

i like my penis but i fuckin hate my ballbag

Same here, my sack just shrivels up when I'm aroused.
Not at all fun to play with. :/

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CreekCo posted...

Another kinda unrelated factoid I learned from anime lol -- one of the earliest sins somebody got struck dead for in the Bible was whacking off... A dude named Onan. The more you know....

God whacked Onan for 'spilling his seed' rather than impregnating his dead brother's wife.

The OT had some weird shit in it.

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Prismsblade posted...

Anything timed, and anything underwater, doubling so if at once.

TWINE for the N64 has this for the final mission
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ApherosyLove posted...

When you get to the very first shop, usually in the starting town, and buy a weapon, only to get a better weapon in like ten seconds.

Conversely, games where powerful equipment is available early on, but are crazy-expensive.
*glares at Faxanadu*

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When the game has an elaborate animation for finishing moves... only for you to get nailed by some other enemy as soon as the animation finishes.

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Hambo the Hog posted...

It's like how Eggman's space base looks like Eggman. Bad guys love making lairs and vehicles that look like themselves.

this

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what's the weirdest color a customer has asked for

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Can't argue with that

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Exactly. Also I don't think it's a great show, just to clarify. I prefer other sitcoms.

HIMYM was always overrated

I'm pretty sure that if it weren't for NPH the show never would have become popular
I feel the same way about The Office and Steve Carrell

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StarDestroyer posted...

One last thought: I never cared for Harry Mudd. So it wasn't a big deal for me. Would have much preferred Dwight in space tbqh.

Oh just you wait, Discovery turns Mudd from a lovable conman and scoundrel into a fucking psychopath Joker-wannabe serial killer

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you also have to remember Ted is telling this to his kids so of course everyone thinks he's awesome

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The main character of any given sitcom is usually its worst

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Darmik posted...

It's ridiculous due to how much the US Government already panders to Christians. Such fragile babies. Is this movie even based on anything or are they writing fan fiction on being oppressed?

It's called a "Persecution Complex" for a reason, you can't win with these types of people.

If they aren't being persecuted (or more accurately, criticized), then they're not True Christians(TM) and they aren't trying hard enough.

If they are actually being persecuted, well... they'll still complain. Duh.

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Zikten posted...

They are. The movie is going to say the majority are wrong and evil and the noble Christians are the oppressed outnumbered good guys

Yeah, I was gonna say the movie clearly takes a "being popular is bad" stance, what with secularism and worldliness and all.

True Christians(TM) are hated and oppressed. Never mind self-fulfilling prophecies because they act like asshats.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCDcKxMVGU

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These people don't even know what they're fighting against.

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NES4EVER posted...

I'm just shocked that such puritan conservatives would recognize a pornstar, seeing as they would never look at pornographic materials.

These people are only 'puritan' in a public setting

I think we all know what these creeps do behind closed doors
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on Wikipedia?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Today%27s_featured_article/July_17,_2021

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I hold out hope that's not the actual title

BotW 2 I mean

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Medussa posted...

something something something purity tests something something

reminder that Liz effing Cheney wasn't good enough for them

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Toilet Paper USA?

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_HayleyWilliams posted...

"It's not science if you can't question it"

It's a stupid argument anyway

For example: The Earth is round. That's a proven fact, you can't question it.
Therefore, it's not "science"? (whatever even means by science in such a context)

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Really trying to stay relevant, huh?

Sorry, you ain't gonna be in the next God's Not Dead movie...

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GATTJT posted...

Human
Normal/Normal

Base 20 in all stats

Humon

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Monmon - the mon that's also a mon

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Srk700 posted...

Also bosses where it's adds are the bigger threat/problem than the boss itself is (or the adds are just straight up annoying to deal with).

fucking Omega Pirate
also Metroid Prime's final phase

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Also bosses that are just wars of attrittion, i.e. you just beat on each other and hopefully it dies before you do

No strategy whatsoever

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>enemy shoots endless amounts of ammo, never has to reload
>enemy dies
>enemy drops maybe 5 rounds of ammo you can use

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The fact that bad guys in FPS games never have to stop and reload, but I do.

WTF is up with that

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If only the boss weren't so doofy-looking...
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Shootings: America's *real* pastime
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

No, she fucks cars

manual or automatic?

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