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TopicThe median house price in my city rose $72k USD in ONE MONTH
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 10:12:58 PM
#36
Yeah house prices in SoCal are fucking ridiculous right now. Its gonna crash again soon
TopicTulsi Gabbard blasts cancel culture
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 10:11:01 PM
#27
If only she had one of those profiles and shared feet pics on the reg
TopicWhat's your favorite Mario power-up?
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 8:51:42 PM
#7
Wii_Shaker posted...
Tanooki Suit.

TopicAsia has a medical fleshlight for collecting semen samples >___>
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 8:45:04 PM
#49
what if those end up replacing office water coolers?
TopicToday I had the closest thing I've ever had to a date
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 7:19:46 PM
#157
Tag
TopicCovid bill just passed
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 3:46:12 PM
#16
TommyG663513 posted...
It only took Biden 50 days
You mean congress
TopicDo you consider yourself a Madonna fan?
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 10:36:57 AM
#7
JosephJRogan posted...
https://youtu.be/Kw8WZyf0Ejc

I forgot she's also an Amy Schumer stan, lmao.
I voted for Hilary, how do I cash in my vote?
Topicso we have a (zoom) office meeting tomorrow. what's something interesting about
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 2:31:36 AM
#15
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
i fell in quicksand in malaysia

is that interesting
You can make it sound interesting. How did you get free?
did you lose anything in the process?
Topicso we have a (zoom) office meeting tomorrow. what's something interesting about
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 2:10:27 AM
#12
Tell a crazy story from one of those countries
TopicI think Russia is worse off than they wanna portray.
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 12:25:21 AM
#10
Interesting theory. We shall see in the Olympics too
Topicso we have a (zoom) office meeting tomorrow. what's something interesting about
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 12:10:17 AM
#8
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
good idea. should i say how much karma i have

*checks*

what the fuck
Yeah maybe not mention that part. Those are rookie numbers.
Topicso we have a (zoom) office meeting tomorrow. what's something interesting about
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 12:05:25 AM
#4
Tell them you are well known on a social board in a gaming website

TopicWhoops, Shab is posting more Uyghur genocide denial on the subreddit
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 12:03:14 AM
#23
He probably just likes the attention you give him.
Dont reward bad behavior.
TopicCE's cats #2
Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 12:02:29 AM
#21
CanuckCowboy posted...
Is that a Savannah?
TopicPokimane asking for unlimited chad dick
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:12:18 PM
#23
Hold my beer guys Im going in.
TopicYour crush sends you 'Hey ugly fuck, whats it like knowing you'll never fuck me'
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 9:58:43 PM
#13
I need to see her full body Vegy.
please I need this
TopicGreat.... Obama care (BidenCare) is back
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 9:23:19 PM
#17
Aki_Sora posted...
Obama care the is only good thing that happen to America
Caused a lot of employers to drop their insurance, which ends up causing employees toga e to pay more
TopicIs Meghan Markle pretty enough for you to leave royalty/tenryuubito????
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 8:45:36 PM
#23
No, but she is quite attractive
TopicDid your high school ever play a movie with nudity in it? >_>
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 11:18:13 AM
#41
Romeo and Juliet
Schindlers List

TopicGoogle Stadia doing extremely well; top selling gaming platform of the 2010s
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 11:15:34 AM
#2
Never heard of it
TopicBiden's dog sent back Delaware after biting someone
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:41:59 AM
#21
PatrickMahomes posted...
The dogs were later placed on administrative leave with pay

Topicwtf garfield
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:40:16 AM
#44
viewmaster_pi posted...
garf didn't even try to stop him...
If you arent part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
TopicDo you hate the British royal family now?
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:36:57 AM
#7
I never cared for the queen mum or prince Harry. William and Charles are cool.

Feel bad for Harry now, but tbh he never fit the mold. I think they are outdated pageantry that needs to be done away with
TopicWhen did you realize you fucking loved yourself?
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:24:00 AM
#16
Jiek_Fafn posted...
I had bested my father in a game of shotput. The stakes; family patriarch. As I stood over his sobbing body, mocking him for being old and useless, I took out my wee wee and drenched him in my victory piss as he had done to me many times before.

My mother immediately divorced him out of shame and went on a journey to find me a bride worthy of my new status. After years of searching, she returned on my 10th birthday. She brought gifts of prostitutes and DQ ice cream cake. My intended wife was hidden among the prostitutes. I was only able to claim her if I could discern my intended from the sea of whores.

Remembering a story from my childhood, I peed on a bed. Clearly only a princess would be able to feel the pee because of her delicate royal skin. Luck was with me! It was the first one.

We had a beautiful wedding where her father Switchblade Mike gave her away. I received a dowry of heroine in exchange. I had prepared vows about love for her and other dumb shit but I was overcome with a new feeling. I realized then that I loved myself. My vows became a 30 minute speech about this revelation. Then I went off with my wife, Kandy and lived happily ever after.
Did your dad just fade away?
TopicWhat would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:20:59 AM
#36
Enjoy those multiple orgasms I hear so much about. Probably take me a while before Im comfortable leaving the house as I would be weirded out by all the unwanted attention.
TopicAnyone else just like wearing lab coats?
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:15:33 AM
#11
I didnt wear a lab coat when I worked in an R&D lab for respiratory devices. Would have liked to tho.
TopicBiden's dog sent back Delaware after biting someone
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 10:09:34 AM
#5
The dog was later destro...moved to Delaware.

TopicSo now there's a tax professional who specializes in doing taxes for furries
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 2:23:02 AM
#4
i might become a fur person for the free tax benefits.
TopicNBA Commissioner Adam Silver supports new league that pays high schoolers $100K
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 2:21:01 AM
#19
I like this idea, but I do think the salaries are a bit high.
Topicwho's the greatest french man ever?
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 2:04:45 AM
#12
Cardinal Richelieu

TopicStudy: Billions Of Insects Have Accidental Gay Sex
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 1:52:55 AM
#61
Another_Voice posted...
Would you have sex with an insect-like creature? I have all kinds of crazy fantasies like that. For example, if I suddenly found myself in charge of the Zerg, I would have Abathur create me all kinds of sexual abominations. Hell, Abathur's mouth alone looks like a you-know-what, so I'd probably fuck that too.

One thing I'd definitely do is have him create me a little living personal "Fleshlight" that has all three holes, and only gets nourishment from my semen, spit, and feces. Likewise, it would only ooze vaginal mucus, and its "shit" would be something fun and edible like chocolate or something similar.

And all kinds of other abominations for me to indulge in my many various fantasies. Know what I mean?

TopicHow many miles does your current car have!
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 1:51:37 AM
#3
139K
15 years old
Topicall the outrage over lola bunny is based on PORN FAN ART
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 1:44:55 AM
#36
You mean this isnt from Space Jam?

TopicWhat is the best live concert you have been to?
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 1:36:52 AM
#19
Iya Terra concert in 2019. Even the opening acts were amazing. The people watching was great and the venue wasnt too crowded. It was perfect in every way.
TopicTop 35 Kanye West songs (with low effort write-ups)
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 1:07:39 AM
#111
DavidZ2844 posted...
How come I've literally never heard of this song ever?? It's a part of Graduation too, my favorite Kanye album?? WTF
It was an exclusive track, but also one of my favorite Kanye songs
TopicTop 35 Kanye West songs (with low effort write-ups)
Returning_CEmen
03/09/21 12:56:22 AM
#108
Bittersweet Poetry gonna make the list?
TopicI remember my parents got really salty about the cartoon Recess
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 11:55:48 PM
#15
This is not a current event
TopicMegan and Harry are clearly right. UK royalty is evil.
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 11:08:22 PM
#24
I dislike Charlie Kirk so very much
TopicIs any language mutually intelligible with English ?
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 11:00:41 PM
#7
Ebonics
Pidgin
Vegy Speak
TopicI will Rule a city in Texas Wow
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 10:09:13 PM
#4
Congrats
TopicThe Snyder Cut leaked earlier today
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 10:04:41 PM
#97
I dont wanna see spoilers. Ill wait until the 16th like a good boy.
TopicToilet paper recycling is becoming a major thing recently.
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 12:27:27 PM
#6
Njolk posted...
In south america they just throw used tp in a little waste basket next to the toilet
Surprisingly it doesnt smell awful.
Topic"A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's."
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 12:13:17 PM
#12
Yeah Id let them lick me on the cheek but screw letting them near my mouth
TopicBaby goats line up to get hugs from man
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 12:10:40 PM
#12
I like how the last one he hugged leaned into it
TopicEthereum will hit $4000 by June.
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 11:58:34 AM
#13
ALongTimeAgo posted...
Damnit i have an old laptop with a few eth on it. I think it was worth $30 then. Let's hope I didn't wipe the drive lmao
Hope you kept your keys and log in info saved somewhere else
TopicRecommend some good point and click adventures
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 11:37:31 AM
#14
Goosebumps Escape from Horrorland
TopicOfficial Burger King's tweet celebrating National Women's Day
Returning_CEmen
03/08/21 11:35:22 AM
#60
Basically a irl version of

SEX!

Now that I have your attention, vote for Bart Simpson
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