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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

CobraGT posted...

Are bees that fast? Or was Walter curious about what the bee would do?

I've always had to stop him from hunting bees and wasps. He was on the balcony and I was inside. I assume he pounced on it and got stung. It was definitely a him attacking it thing especially since the stinger was in his paw pad.

apolloooo posted...

Ah i guess as long as there is no allergic reaction it will go away on its own. Get well soon walter!

=)

I'm hoping he actually learned. I feel like he didn't but at least now I know he'll be ok. His paw was shaking for a long time and he was doing the same meow he does inside a car thats so high pitched and pitiful it years at your heart.

I almost took him to the vet, but the worst was over pretty quick and he never had any breathing or heart issues.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Oh he regretted it. I've never seen him make such a show of anything. He was very dramatic. But also I dont think it stuck with him long. Lol.

I was looking at treatment and it seems like besides actually going to the vet there's really not much available thats actually recommended besides ice or a cool cloth.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Thanks guys. He seems totally fine now aside from the swelling. I think it scared him as much as anything, he didn't know he could really get hurt. Lol. He cried for a while then finally calmed down.

I was just worried he might be allergic but now I know he's not anyways i guess.

Also I tried a cold cloth or an ice pack but he wasn't having it. I think I removed the stinger badly and pushed more into his paw. Hes not mad anymore though.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Today Walter learned i dont let him play with bees for a reason. He must have swatted one on my balcony cause he obviously got stung. Poor little guy. I gotbthe stinger out. He seems fine but his paw is swollen like a balloon and he was crying for a while. He has the saddest little meow sometimes.




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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Pls rub belly

Is there a filter that makes this look like an old *oil painting or does it just look that way? Its cool.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

Aww... Are they much older? Could you put Cherry in a room by herself for a while so Walter and Ella could chill?

Cheery has to be 10 or so, ella is probably 6 or 7 and Walter is... fuck i had to go into my vet bills. Lol.

He was 8 months when he got snipped and that was March last year so he's not even 3. I feel like he's been around d a lot longer than that. But that makes sense cause I do remember always thinking he's not fully grown yet according to Google.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

Are they strays? Have they met Walter?

They're my moms cats, I'm cat sitting for a while. Cherry is the black cat and ella is the big cat.

Walter met them both a year or a bit more ago. Ella back then never went outside and she came out to meet Walter and they were instant friends. Then cherry came out and attacked Walter and before Walter even really registered it ella was following cherrys lead.

I put them inside and took a confused and sad Walter back home. Lol. I bet it would still go the same even now Walter's 3 times cherrys size. She's like tony Montana and Walter is the kinda dude who took 4 months to decide enough was enough and show my landlords poodle who was boss and still did it nonviolently for the most part.

I wish I could bring Walter to hang out with ella but cherry is such a miserable cat. Lol. She's awesome, its just Walter is literally 3 times her size now and I guarantee she'd still try to attack him just cause it's what she does to any cat that doesn't accept her as God.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Tried to get a pic of mean black cat being nice to the maine coon. Ended up with a pic of angry black cat and maine cat half running away and staring at me like "you think she's an asshole too, right?"

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter is a dainty girl.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Lvaneede posted...

I made an instagram account for my cat
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTB7-VMHJfI

Oh shit if I can remember the login for the *insta account I made for Walter he'll totally follow ya.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

You can find a really cool stick in the lake that looks like a wand. You can bring it home. You can point it at your cat and yell battle cat over and over. But it doesn't work except maybe your cat will grab the stick and stab himself in the nose with it.




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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

JlM posted...

Goon is all about that bass.

Awesome markings. Emo hitlers hair and a big tear drop. Lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

So I got this cool new phone.... But I can't upload pictures now because they are too big?

(Also I feel dumb for being outwitted by technology)

I've dealt with that since I got my current phone a while back. All I've ever done is just crop them all to hell. Which sucks.

I know others have mentioned better ways though. I've started trying to take pics further out if I wanna put em on gfaqs and still half the time its way more close up than I ever wanted by the time it will fit.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

Rivel is insane.

The different looks from different angles. From bodybuilder to lithe and lean in 90 degrees.

Walter goes from lean and muscley to fat and round pretty good tbf.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

_Rinku_ posted...

Giving her leftover tortilla chips because I desperately wish I had given my old cat all the sliced turkey and chicken fingers his heart desired.

Awwww.

I love making Walter happy with food. Apparently the whatever hunt wild rabbit wet food they had at a local place went out of business.

Hes gonna be so choked when he realizes it doesn't exist anymore. I might have to take him wabbit hunting honestly.

I don't even know what to give him for treats anymore besides actual beef and chicken. I got some boar meat cat food im hoping he'll love though.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

That goldarned poodle is back in that goldarned parking lot again.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I almost forgot Walter was once pure white. Even here he's barely got spots.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Kanaya413 posted...

Good luck

Nice. I could use that about now.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

What do sparkle ears mean?


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

Rivel not very happy i washed the sofa covering she won't sleep on the couch like usual.

Well watch the fuck out.

Walter has come to absolutely dominate my landlords poodle so hard it runs from him if he poofs and make eye contact.

I'm so glad. There was a time that dog just had Walter's number and now he owns it.

But rivel is jacked. Walter is probly taller and heavier and longer but rivel is an absolute beast.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

spikethedevil posted...

Good evening Mr Bond.

Perfect caption.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I clean

This looks like a painting.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

I'm guessing your bathroom floor is tile?

Well fake tile. Its linoleum or something but looks like tile.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Ruvan22 posted...

Do you mind showing a picture of your setup when you get a chance? I've put a huge mat out under but they still regularly track litter 8 inches away

Not at all. I have to sweep it front of it daily. But if I put a mat there he puts it in the box. Lol.

I just have a good sized deep litter box tucked in the open space under my bathroom counter.

I couldn't back up enough to take a pic that shows much after being cropped to fit gfaqs unfortunately.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter will throw it around way worse if it's more shallow. It took me a while to figure out how to keep him happy(ish) he still acts really weird about it. Especially if its completely cleaned and the whole litter is changed he flips out for a while.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

He doesn't completely bury it he just uses it as more too cover and tosses a bit of litter on it.

He does like his litter deeper though. Its probly 5 or 6 inches.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I didnt word that well. When I said an actual book I mean he's also carried whole unshredded books into his litterbox.

I clean it every day and he always gets fresh litter but he's just super ocd about it.


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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I think that's just a cute fluffy orange demon.

Its a good cat disguise though.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

100 reps of swatting my hand or silver
100 reps of cat tree scratching
10 minutes of trying to dig hole to mexico after she done her business in the litterbox
10 laps of zoooming up and down the stairs
15 minutes chasing toy cockroaches.

Not to self: do more stairs with Walter and sub the wicker ball things for cockroaches.

His litter box reps are solid though. The thing i hate is he'll grab stuff when he can and add it into the pile. I've found my keys in it, socks or towels I left on the bathroom floor, the roll of toilet paper he decided to shred, pages from a book I left on the tub. An actual book.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Whats rivels lifting routine?

Walter wants in on that.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

spikethedevil posted...

A photoshop job surely?

It must be. I can't find anything about it I just saw it in a thread of cat pics.

Cool looking either way.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

what kind of cat is this?

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

Did walter ever fall when he sleep perched like that?

He would say no that is absurd.

But yes he definitely does.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter is dreaming. He does the same thing with his ears when he's really interested or intense but he's sound asleep doing the funny ear thing.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter has been murdered slowly over the last hour by a stuffed bear. Rip Walter.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

Rivel bump

Dude I think I've said this before but the decorating in your pics has this Rockford files late 70s vibe and I fucking love it.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Oh now he wants to chill on his little cat tree for the first time in a year.



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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

apolloooo posted...

That chair is pretty much his house lol

It really is. If he's stationery and visible he's probly on that chair. Lol.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Walter is black metal af.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Poofy princess.

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"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.