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Topic | You know how many pixels we had back in my day? |
Criminalt 08/09/21 2:18:42 PM #23 | Soup_or_Science posted... The inspiration of a pigeon walking 15 miles through the snow is overwhelmingThe trouble was they often didn't make the 15 miles back. --- Take me to the dark |
Topic | Why are boomers STILL obsessed with Princess Diana? |
Criminalt 08/06/21 5:11:19 PM #33 | lihlih posted... Like the Korean or American presidents.America's had some bad advertisements for the presidential system recently, which doesn't help. --- Take me to the dark |
Topic | Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield? |
Criminalt 08/06/21 4:50:17 PM #13 | What's more romantic than fucking each other in a waterlogged shell hole? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | I live in a metaphorical cardboard box like Schrodinger's Cat |
Criminalt 08/06/21 4:46:55 PM #2 | Well, Schrodinger's cat didn't live in a cardboard box. Or maybe it did. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is FINALLY on Prime Video and you must watch it |
Criminalt 08/06/21 4:45:34 PM #28 | Awesome special effects by Deanamatronix. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Woman is FIRED after 33 YEARS for saying TRUMP Won AND that VACCINES will KILL! |
Criminalt 08/05/21 4:06:30 PM #10 | zebatov posted... She went against the grain, so they cancelled her.Persecuted for her belief that health and safety rules demanded by her employer did not apply to her. Smell that burning martyr! --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Woman is FIRED after 33 YEARS for saying TRUMP Won AND that VACCINES will KILL! |
Criminalt 08/05/21 3:53:52 PM #7 | How is playing the flute not an easily transferable skill that would open up any number of doors? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | The gun is good. the penis is evil. |
Criminalt 08/05/21 3:49:12 PM #25 | "Penic erection was one of the many unsolved evolutionary mysteries surrounding sexuality." --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do ya think immortals could get, like, stage 6 cancer? |
Criminalt 08/05/21 3:46:18 PM #5 | Mead posted... There was an old Tales from the Crypt style comic about thisAlways read the T&Cs. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | $13 Million, but you will have the mentality of a 13yr old for life. |
Criminalt 08/04/21 4:14:30 PM #19 | No deal. I was so dumb at 13 that I was lucky to turn 14. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | I just finished reading The Sparrow. Really great scifi book. |
Criminalt 08/04/21 4:11:00 PM #2 | Synopsis? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Whats the most manly use of the color pink? |
Criminalt 08/04/21 3:54:16 PM #7 | Conjunctivitis after getting semen in your eye. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | What is wrong with people |
Criminalt 08/04/21 3:46:01 PM #5 | Was the guy wearing a paper mask and was the table in an operating theatre? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | What's worse? Poo that smells like vomit or vomit that smells like poo? |
Criminalt 08/04/21 3:41:24 PM #3 | The latter. Nothing worse than vomiting back up all the shit you've eaten. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Would you have sex with a fat girl? |
Criminalt 08/03/21 2:00:07 PM #68 | I'm just gonna lay my cards face up on the table here: I absolutely love fat girls. I've dated and doinked ... I dunno, must have been dozens over the years. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | I'm not gay, but why are most men better looking than most women? |
Criminalt 08/01/21 5:30:30 PM #34 | Because you're female. ... Was that not the answer to the riddle? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Why do you eventually have to get violent when... |
Criminalt 08/01/21 5:27:05 PM #6 | Because you haven't been taking your meds. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Truly unpopular opinion topic |
Criminalt 08/01/21 5:15:28 PM #38 | Melissa McCarthy was actually kind of hot in Mike & Molly. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | How do you feel when someone tells you that they're proud of you? |
Criminalt 08/01/21 4:44:51 PM #6 | They're drunk. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Your ex: 'I've changed. We should get back together.' |
Criminalt 08/01/21 4:39:11 PM #13 | Solid Sonic posted... Granted why we broke up is highly important.Absolutely. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Your ex: 'I've changed. We should get back together.' |
Criminalt 08/01/21 4:37:43 PM #10 | If my first wife had said it within a few months of us separating, I'd have said yes. (We didn't get divorced until nearly three years later.) --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Why would anybody want to work out? |
Criminalt 08/01/21 1:02:12 PM #31 | You do get to see the rewards if you stick at it for long enough, but I appreciate that if you only like the rewards and you don't in any way enjoy doing the work it takes to get them, then it's gonna be hard to commit. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | When you really have to shit but know it's a long way to a bathroom |
Criminalt 08/01/21 12:20:46 PM #2 | Even worse when it's up a long flight of stairs and at every step, you squeeze out what you can only hope is gas. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | How proud of your lineage are you? |
Criminalt 08/01/21 12:18:48 PM #11 | I'm not defined by dead people. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | HALF of REPUBLICANS say they will take up ARMS if SOCIALISTS ever get PRESIDENT! |
Criminalt 08/01/21 11:57:05 AM #24 | I thought Republicans were convinced that everyone who isn't a Republican is a socialist? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | $2,000 but Donald Trump is now a GameFAQs user. |
Criminalt 07/31/21 6:44:33 PM #48 | And you're quite sure he's not here already? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Best era in American history |
Criminalt 07/31/21 6:35:31 PM #40 | Reigning_King posted... Wasn't the issue with AIDs more of a promiscuity and lack of basic safe sex practices thing more than sexual preference?It took a while for the mechanism of transmission to be properly understood, there was a lot of confusion and misinformation, and even by the middle of the decade there still remained uncertainty and fear about whether or not it was even safe to shake hands with someone who's gay. Gay men were treated as likely carriers of a deadly disease simply on account of their sexual preference, because their sexual preference was deemed to be their "lifestyle". It was as much about perceptions of the disease and of those whom it affected as it was about its health impact. And when people around you, who are close to you, start dying, it makes for years of shitty memories and all the hindsighted lectures about the importance of monogamy don't change that. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Best era in American history |
Criminalt 07/31/21 6:06:21 PM #34 | OhhhJa posted... I feel like it's tough to judge it that way. It's not really fair to look at life back then through a 2021 social media addicted, outraged lensWhen a lot of your friends and people you love start dying from some new disease called AIDS, you know the 80s are a shitty decade to be gay. That's not looking back on it through a "social media addicted, outraged lens". --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Best era in American history |
Criminalt 07/30/21 4:03:30 PM #6 | faramir77 posted... Not as much warKuwait, Panama, Yugoslavia, Somalia... The US military wasn't exactly twiddling its thumbs. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Im almost 20 and that terrifies me. |
Criminalt 07/29/21 4:17:09 PM #10 | ClunkerSlim posted... 20 is an adult. Whatever youre doing right now will determine the entire course of your life. I wish somebody had made me understand that at 20.Similar story here, really. I think I coasted a little too carefree for a little too long after leaving school, and on reflection it was a mistake. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Im almost 20 and that terrifies me. |
Criminalt 07/29/21 4:12:48 PM #8 | Ryuko_Chan posted... soon i will simply be an adult.If the thought of turning 20 literally terrifies you, I'm not so sure hitting that age is actually gonna change you that much. So, rest easy. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | What's a perfect place to have public sex at? |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:51:25 PM #14 | Far-Queue posted... In the middle of an ongoing funeralI sense there's a good deal of personal experience behind this suggestion. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Perfect girl, but Deliverance is her favorite movie |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:48:00 PM #7 | The only time you need to pass because of someone's favourite movie is when they keep trying to make their favourite movie your favourite movie, even after you make it plain to them that it isn't going to be. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | When people say "I'm going to make you lose your job" |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:31:43 PM #11 | There's every chance, if they're goading you into punching them in the face. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Stoned opinions topic |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:29:42 PM #30 | Have you ever noticed that on reality TV, a lot of the criminals have blurry faces? I'm not sure if I really want to encourage profiling, but your first suspect in any crime has surely got to be the dude with the blurry face. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | It's interesting how all the smartest people I know share the same opinion. |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:25:39 PM #4 | What's interesting is that dumb minds often think alike, too. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | If God was depressed... |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:22:04 PM #10 | God created the earth in six days. On the seventh day He rested. On the eighth day He got up with a hangover, and He's been in a mood ever since. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you seriously believe in the Roman Republic? |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:19:32 PM #13 | I honestly can't see it lasting much longer. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | CE I've decided what must be done to achieve happiness |
Criminalt 07/28/21 3:17:17 PM #9 | nothanks1 posted... My job requires me ot interact with femalesPlease tell me you're not an OB-GYN. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you wish clothes were optional? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 3:32:32 PM #31 | That's when they realise Naked Thursdays at the Fire Department was a bad idea. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you wish clothes were optional? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 3:27:30 PM #29 | Too homoerotic? --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you wish clothes were optional? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 3:25:21 PM #27 | Muscles posted... Cashiers would definitely be wearing clothes, uniforms wouldn't stop being a thingAlthough watching firefighters try to tackle a blaze while naked would be intriguing. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | what are some things you do to stay off drugs? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 3:22:44 PM #38 | Make purchasing decisions that avoid funding organized crime, same as I try to avoid funding terrorism and child pornography. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you wish clothes were optional? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 3:06:21 PM #25 | CoorsLight posted... When you go somewhere do the male cashiers not wear shirts? This post doesn't make any senseIf clothes were optional, cashiers might not. I was just thinking that if this was a new thing, it'd be pretty distracting... --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you wish clothes were optional? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 11:48:21 AM #15 | ParanoidObsessive posted... Nah, you'd eventually become desensitized to nudity, and it wouldn't arouse you anymore."I'm not really into that hardcore stuff where the woman ends up wearing two parkas." --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you wish clothes were optional? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 11:38:08 AM #13 | OmegaM posted... We could probably be less uptight about women going topless.But then you start to find the word "nipples" somehow slipping more and more into your speech when you're talking to female cashiers. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | Do you hate your job? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 11:25:19 AM #15 | Arcanine2009 posted... I enjoy it, but my manager stresses me out.When your manager's away, that's when you can finally get some work done. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
Topic | What do you call a dog/cat owner? |
Criminalt 07/25/21 11:23:33 AM #4 | AmericaTheBrave posted... Seriously, when did we stop using "master"When people finally admitted that cats just don't behave as if you're their master. --- Your god sent us to destroy |
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