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TopicYou know how many pixels we had back in my day?
Criminalt
08/09/21 2:18:42 PM
#23
Soup_or_Science posted...
The inspiration of a pigeon walking 15 miles through the snow is overwhelming
The trouble was they often didn't make the 15 miles back.

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TopicWhy are boomers STILL obsessed with Princess Diana?
Criminalt
08/06/21 5:11:19 PM
#33
lihlih posted...
Like the Korean or American presidents.
America's had some bad advertisements for the presidential system recently, which doesn't help.

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TopicDo you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Criminalt
08/06/21 4:50:17 PM
#13
What's more romantic than fucking each other in a waterlogged shell hole?

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TopicI live in a metaphorical cardboard box like Schrodinger's Cat
Criminalt
08/06/21 4:46:55 PM
#2
Well, Schrodinger's cat didn't live in a cardboard box. Or maybe it did.

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TopicGarth Marenghi's Darkplace is FINALLY on Prime Video and you must watch it
Criminalt
08/06/21 4:45:34 PM
#28
Awesome special effects by Deanamatronix.

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TopicWoman is FIRED after 33 YEARS for saying TRUMP Won AND that VACCINES will KILL!
Criminalt
08/05/21 4:06:30 PM
#10
zebatov posted...
She went against the grain, so they cancelled her.
Persecuted for her belief that health and safety rules demanded by her employer did not apply to her. Smell that burning martyr!

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TopicWoman is FIRED after 33 YEARS for saying TRUMP Won AND that VACCINES will KILL!
Criminalt
08/05/21 3:53:52 PM
#7
How is playing the flute not an easily transferable skill that would open up any number of doors?

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TopicThe gun is good. the penis is evil.
Criminalt
08/05/21 3:49:12 PM
#25
"Penic erection was one of the many unsolved evolutionary mysteries surrounding sexuality."

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TopicDo ya think immortals could get, like, stage 6 cancer?
Criminalt
08/05/21 3:46:18 PM
#5
Mead posted...
There was an old Tales from the Crypt style comic about this

dude had malignant cancer and wanted some woman to make him immortal and she was like fine idiot, but then the cancer kept growing and he became a gross tumor monster that the police fought
Always read the T&Cs.

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Topic$13 Million, but you will have the mentality of a 13yr old for life.
Criminalt
08/04/21 4:14:30 PM
#19
No deal. I was so dumb at 13 that I was lucky to turn 14.

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TopicI just finished reading The Sparrow. Really great scifi book.
Criminalt
08/04/21 4:11:00 PM
#2
Synopsis?

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TopicWhats the most manly use of the color pink?
Criminalt
08/04/21 3:54:16 PM
#7
Conjunctivitis after getting semen in your eye.

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TopicWhat is wrong with people
Criminalt
08/04/21 3:46:01 PM
#5
Was the guy wearing a paper mask and was the table in an operating theatre?

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TopicWhat's worse? Poo that smells like vomit or vomit that smells like poo?
Criminalt
08/04/21 3:41:24 PM
#3
The latter. Nothing worse than vomiting back up all the shit you've eaten.

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TopicWould you have sex with a fat girl?
Criminalt
08/03/21 2:00:07 PM
#68
I'm just gonna lay my cards face up on the table here: I absolutely love fat girls. I've dated and doinked ... I dunno, must have been dozens over the years.

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TopicI'm not gay, but why are most men better looking than most women?
Criminalt
08/01/21 5:30:30 PM
#34
Because you're female.

...

Was that not the answer to the riddle?

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TopicWhy do you eventually have to get violent when...
Criminalt
08/01/21 5:27:05 PM
#6
Because you haven't been taking your meds.

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TopicTruly unpopular opinion topic
Criminalt
08/01/21 5:15:28 PM
#38
Melissa McCarthy was actually kind of hot in Mike & Molly.

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TopicHow do you feel when someone tells you that they're proud of you?
Criminalt
08/01/21 4:44:51 PM
#6
They're drunk.

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TopicYour ex: 'I've changed. We should get back together.'
Criminalt
08/01/21 4:39:11 PM
#13
Solid Sonic posted...
Granted why we broke up is highly important.
Absolutely.

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TopicYour ex: 'I've changed. We should get back together.'
Criminalt
08/01/21 4:37:43 PM
#10
If my first wife had said it within a few months of us separating, I'd have said yes. (We didn't get divorced until nearly three years later.)

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TopicWhy would anybody want to work out?
Criminalt
08/01/21 1:02:12 PM
#31
You do get to see the rewards if you stick at it for long enough, but I appreciate that if you only like the rewards and you don't in any way enjoy doing the work it takes to get them, then it's gonna be hard to commit.

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TopicWhen you really have to shit but know it's a long way to a bathroom
Criminalt
08/01/21 12:20:46 PM
#2
Even worse when it's up a long flight of stairs and at every step, you squeeze out what you can only hope is gas.

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TopicHow proud of your lineage are you?
Criminalt
08/01/21 12:18:48 PM
#11
I'm not defined by dead people.

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TopicHALF of REPUBLICANS say they will take up ARMS if SOCIALISTS ever get PRESIDENT!
Criminalt
08/01/21 11:57:05 AM
#24
I thought Republicans were convinced that everyone who isn't a Republican is a socialist?

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Topic$2,000 but Donald Trump is now a GameFAQs user.
Criminalt
07/31/21 6:44:33 PM
#48
And you're quite sure he's not here already?

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TopicBest era in American history
Criminalt
07/31/21 6:35:31 PM
#40
Reigning_King posted...
Wasn't the issue with AIDs more of a promiscuity and lack of basic safe sex practices thing more than sexual preference?
It took a while for the mechanism of transmission to be properly understood, there was a lot of confusion and misinformation, and even by the middle of the decade there still remained uncertainty and fear about whether or not it was even safe to shake hands with someone who's gay. Gay men were treated as likely carriers of a deadly disease simply on account of their sexual preference, because their sexual preference was deemed to be their "lifestyle". It was as much about perceptions of the disease and of those whom it affected as it was about its health impact.

And when people around you, who are close to you, start dying, it makes for years of shitty memories and all the hindsighted lectures about the importance of monogamy don't change that.

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TopicBest era in American history
Criminalt
07/31/21 6:06:21 PM
#34
OhhhJa posted...
I feel like it's tough to judge it that way. It's not really fair to look at life back then through a 2021 social media addicted, outraged lens
When a lot of your friends and people you love start dying from some new disease called AIDS, you know the 80s are a shitty decade to be gay. That's not looking back on it through a "social media addicted, outraged lens".

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TopicBest era in American history
Criminalt
07/30/21 4:03:30 PM
#6
faramir77 posted...
Not as much war
Kuwait, Panama, Yugoslavia, Somalia... The US military wasn't exactly twiddling its thumbs.

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TopicIm almost 20 and that terrifies me.
Criminalt
07/29/21 4:17:09 PM
#10
ClunkerSlim posted...
20 is an adult. Whatever youre doing right now will determine the entire course of your life. I wish somebody had made me understand that at 20.
Similar story here, really. I think I coasted a little too carefree for a little too long after leaving school, and on reflection it was a mistake.

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TopicIm almost 20 and that terrifies me.
Criminalt
07/29/21 4:12:48 PM
#8
Ryuko_Chan posted...
soon i will simply be an adult.
If the thought of turning 20 literally terrifies you, I'm not so sure hitting that age is actually gonna change you that much. So, rest easy.

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TopicWhat's a perfect place to have public sex at?
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:51:25 PM
#14
Far-Queue posted...
In the middle of an ongoing funeral
I sense there's a good deal of personal experience behind this suggestion.

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TopicPerfect girl, but Deliverance is her favorite movie
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:48:00 PM
#7
The only time you need to pass because of someone's favourite movie is when they keep trying to make their favourite movie your favourite movie, even after you make it plain to them that it isn't going to be.

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TopicWhen people say "I'm going to make you lose your job"
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:31:43 PM
#11
There's every chance, if they're goading you into punching them in the face.

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TopicStoned opinions topic
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:29:42 PM
#30
Have you ever noticed that on reality TV, a lot of the criminals have blurry faces? I'm not sure if I really want to encourage profiling, but your first suspect in any crime has surely got to be the dude with the blurry face.

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TopicIt's interesting how all the smartest people I know share the same opinion.
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:25:39 PM
#4
What's interesting is that dumb minds often think alike, too.

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TopicIf God was depressed...
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:22:04 PM
#10
God created the earth in six days. On the seventh day He rested. On the eighth day He got up with a hangover, and He's been in a mood ever since.

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TopicDo you seriously believe in the Roman Republic?
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:19:32 PM
#13
I honestly can't see it lasting much longer.

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TopicCE I've decided what must be done to achieve happiness
Criminalt
07/28/21 3:17:17 PM
#9
nothanks1 posted...
My job requires me ot interact with females
Please tell me you're not an OB-GYN.

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TopicDo you wish clothes were optional?
Criminalt
07/25/21 3:32:32 PM
#31
That's when they realise Naked Thursdays at the Fire Department was a bad idea.

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TopicDo you wish clothes were optional?
Criminalt
07/25/21 3:27:30 PM
#29
Too homoerotic?

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TopicDo you wish clothes were optional?
Criminalt
07/25/21 3:25:21 PM
#27
Muscles posted...
Cashiers would definitely be wearing clothes, uniforms wouldn't stop being a thing
Although watching firefighters try to tackle a blaze while naked would be intriguing.

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Topicwhat are some things you do to stay off drugs?
Criminalt
07/25/21 3:22:44 PM
#38
Make purchasing decisions that avoid funding organized crime, same as I try to avoid funding terrorism and child pornography.

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TopicDo you wish clothes were optional?
Criminalt
07/25/21 3:06:21 PM
#25
CoorsLight posted...
When you go somewhere do the male cashiers not wear shirts? This post doesn't make any sense
If clothes were optional, cashiers might not. I was just thinking that if this was a new thing, it'd be pretty distracting...

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TopicDo you wish clothes were optional?
Criminalt
07/25/21 11:48:21 AM
#15
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Nah, you'd eventually become desensitized to nudity, and it wouldn't arouse you anymore.

And then all porn would consist of women slowly putting clothes on.
"I'm not really into that hardcore stuff where the woman ends up wearing two parkas."

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TopicDo you wish clothes were optional?
Criminalt
07/25/21 11:38:08 AM
#13
OmegaM posted...
We could probably be less uptight about women going topless.
But then you start to find the word "nipples" somehow slipping more and more into your speech when you're talking to female cashiers.

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TopicDo you hate your job?
Criminalt
07/25/21 11:25:19 AM
#15
Arcanine2009 posted...
I enjoy it, but my manager stresses me out.
When your manager's away, that's when you can finally get some work done.

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TopicWhat do you call a dog/cat owner?
Criminalt
07/25/21 11:23:33 AM
#4
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Seriously, when did we stop using "master"
When people finally admitted that cats just don't behave as if you're their master.

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