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TopicI started Brooklyn 99 last night and damn can't believe I slept on this!
Drunk Cobra
07/09/21 7:24:21 PM
#30
I enjoyed first 3 seasons but kinda fell off it with the lack of continuity and just always felt like it wasnt quite as funny as it could be at times.

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Topic"White Americans should be deeply shamed of their skin color"
Drunk Cobra
06/22/21 6:58:34 PM
#81
Ashamed of eating pizza crusts.

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TopicAliens 1+2 or The Terminator 1+2?
Drunk Cobra
06/22/21 9:12:43 AM
#14
Alien>T1>T2>Aliens

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TopicITT Underrated Horror Movies
Drunk Cobra
06/13/21 10:45:41 PM
#17
Tourist Trap

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TopicDo you guys agree that Courtney Barnett is this generation's Bob Dylan?
Drunk Cobra
06/03/21 10:31:47 PM
#41
Literally has one good album.

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TopicTried the new BTS meal at McDonald's. It's the best thing they've ever done
Drunk Cobra
06/03/21 1:03:25 PM
#2
I understand and enjoy this reference and recommend everyone do the same.

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TopicNortherners who moved south.
Drunk Cobra
05/23/21 5:12:34 PM
#11
Big differences in certain areas, don't live there but having traveled for work I can tell you the people of Mississippi were not the brightest. Nice aw shucks type people, all the women had the same haircut, lots of obesity. I had to explain where the city of Philadelphia was located to one woman however.

Memphis wasn't nearly as bad although you could tell they were building up the whole area again. Would literally be one street too far from where all the construction was happening and it'd be a mess.

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Topicso is it okay to like the show Invincible or not?
Drunk Cobra
05/22/21 7:35:56 PM
#23
Kinda thought it was too edgy and the humor mostly falls flat for me. I don't know.

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Topicamouranth mad her ad revenue was revoked from hot tub twitch
Drunk Cobra
05/18/21 6:04:48 PM
#6
The bored but tired face always throws me off in that meme.

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TopicIs Jill Valentine not popular in Japan?
Drunk Cobra
05/17/21 1:45:21 PM
#21
MadDewg posted...
Most likely. Hell the director of the yakuza series actually admitted that they were a little envious at ghost of tsushima's success. His reasoning is that sucker punch easily pulled off having a normal middle-aged guy to be the game's hero (along with the majority of the supporting characters being in the same age range). He was like had he or anyone else suggested to do the same for the main yakuza series (a older, age appropriate or not as handsome looking kiryu), the higher ups and shareholders most likely will always shoot it down, because in their eyes the japanese will only buy games with youthful looking major characters. (The side cast can be old, but not like say, kiryu or the lead female supporting character, stuff like that).

https://www.gamesradar.com/ghost-of-tsushima-gets-seal-of-approval-from-yakuza-series-director/
This was genuinely enjoyable to find out and I feel like I learned more today. Thanks for the great answer.

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TopicIs Jill Valentine not popular in Japan?
Drunk Cobra
05/17/21 11:33:30 AM
#14
MadDewg posted...
The japanese has a phobia with using female characters once they get to a certain age. The female age thing was one of the major reasons that soul calibur 5 had a huge time skip and had all of the naturally aging ladies replaced. (Being immortal and/or slow aging is totally fine though, so characters like ivy and tira can stay).

Honestly, its a miracle they even used ada in resident evil 6 (and came close to using her again in village).
Whoa. Is that why the Yakuza 2 cop lady is so young?

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TopicBioshock 1: The Wrench...
Drunk Cobra
05/13/21 8:30:40 AM
#9
Darkninja42 posted...
In all these years I never used the wrench exploits. It just seemed like a boring way to play through the game.
Honestly, after the twist I always wanted to finish the game as quickly as possible always felt the game story and gameplaywise fell off a cliff after that.

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TopicResident Evil 7s story is kinda funny in hindsight *RE8 spoilers*
Drunk Cobra
05/09/21 9:41:57 AM
#57
Is Ethan being a zombie the explanation for why he has no personality?

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Topici heard returnal is 70 bucks
Drunk Cobra
05/03/21 7:19:12 PM
#22
DMX99 posted...
why are we letting this happen? this isnt right, of all the things being cancelled, 70 dollar games should be number 1.
Why didn't the topic become making fun of this post?

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TopicWhen you realize Madds Mikelsen was wasted in the MCU
Drunk Cobra
05/01/21 12:59:11 PM
#13
He was wasted in Star Wars as well.

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TopicFinishing up Blackest Night soon. Any other DC comic recs?
Drunk Cobra
04/22/21 9:09:50 AM
#10
52 I thought was amazing the cap off to Infinite Crisis. Robinson's Starman run is great, All Star Superman. Morrison's Batman run is really cool. I loved Villain's United which eventually became Secret Six. Gotham Central is fantastic. No Man's Land was a super fun Batman run. The entire Wally West Flash run is great but that's also like 250 comics I just reocmmended you, at least try and find Waid and Geoff John's runs.

Catwoman is fantastic when Brubaker was writing her. Ostrander's Suicide Squad.

That's some random picks that besides Suicide Squad aren't too old.

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TopicI just got reminded that the reason Cindy and Jimmy Neutron fell in love
Drunk Cobra
04/20/21 4:27:33 PM
#3
I also had this clip in my recommendations today.

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TopicOpening scene of Mortal Kombat uploaded (7 minutes)
Drunk Cobra
04/20/21 4:26:35 PM
#12
HBO Max is easily my favorite of the streaming apps.

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TopicShould Maxine Waters be impeached for this?
Drunk Cobra
04/18/21 8:48:24 PM
#7
Cringe.

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TopicSam from Cobra Kai is the worst character
Drunk Cobra
04/18/21 4:57:57 PM
#26
berlyman101 posted...
robbie


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TopicBen Shapiro defends the cop that shot and killed 13-year-old Adam Toledo.
Drunk Cobra
04/17/21 12:25:40 PM
#65
Why do conservatives post like such goobers.

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Topicman metro exodus is a bad game
Drunk Cobra
04/16/21 1:53:54 PM
#5
I actually really dig the shooting in that game. Feels satisfying

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TopicCleveland Indians changing their name next year. What do you think about this?
Drunk Cobra
04/15/21 10:17:58 PM
#5
Spiders would be great, but they also have that history of being the worst baseball team in history.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicSuperman isn't the only hero that overshadows Supergirl.....
Drunk Cobra
04/13/21 1:03:05 PM
#7
Power Girl is such a fun character

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThe perfect girl but her ass contains the properties of both rubber and gum
Drunk Cobra
04/12/21 4:35:13 PM
#10
Bungee butt huh as long as it comes with a texture surprise

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TopicZoomers on tik tok are doing what I used to shitpost about on CE
Drunk Cobra
04/11/21 10:39:41 AM
#3
Its one of those at the time thinking low to minimum wage workers give a shit about someone doing this then when youre older you know better.

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TopicNG LT gets pulled over. ''I'm afraid to get out'' Cops: ''Yeah you should be''
Drunk Cobra
04/10/21 10:15:20 PM
#6
CobraGT posted...
No one should stop on a darkened road.

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TopicITT: Covid posts that have not aged well
Drunk Cobra
04/10/21 9:38:17 PM
#27
Me and my ex were convinced this would all blow over by the summer.

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TopicGot a sub to the Criterion channel. Recommend me kino
Drunk Cobra
04/09/21 11:45:55 AM
#12
ledbowman posted...
if 1979 nosferatu is still on there you gotta watch that
This and any Herzog really. Aguirre Wrath of God is also tops.

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TopicGot a sub to the Criterion channel. Recommend me kino
Drunk Cobra
04/09/21 10:45:33 AM
#9
Killing of a Chinese Bookie is a favorite Cassavetes of mine and Woman Under the Influence is incredible.

also watch Bergmans Scenes from a Marriage miniseries

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TopicBe honest... do feet turn you on?
Drunk Cobra
04/03/21 9:33:16 PM
#46
I really like messing with a persons feet during a pork sesh but uhhhh not sure if thats on something deeper?

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TopicAny good books where the protagonist is really OP?
Drunk Cobra
04/03/21 9:30:32 PM
#26
Count of Monte Cristo

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TopicWhat is the most controversial book, movie, tv show, video game you own?
Drunk Cobra
03/21/21 3:07:42 PM
#8
End of Alice is a really good book but uh..
Manhunt
Cannibal Holocaust
I guess Oz was controversial

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TopicFavorite koopaling?
Drunk Cobra
03/20/21 1:56:23 PM
#12
Voted Roy meant to vote Morton. But also really dug Ludwig and Roy only clarifying because I did not see this being a one sided Roy slobberknocker

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicI just pre-ordered Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance.
Drunk Cobra
03/19/21 11:18:46 AM
#20
PrideOfLion posted...
I'd be so much more interested if it wasn't Drizzt and co.


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TopicWho was infected at the end of The Thing? *spoilers*
Drunk Cobra
03/17/21 8:14:27 PM
#17
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
I thought they were both confirmed to be human then died of cold


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TopicTaco Bell bringing back a fan favorite item.
Drunk Cobra
03/11/21 12:17:14 PM
#6
Where Mexican pizza

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TopicLongest time between release of a game and release of its DLC?
Drunk Cobra
03/09/21 6:54:47 AM
#12
Age of Empires II if you count the HD edition would be something like 15 years

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TopicMy friends told me to watch the Berserk movies and I did
Drunk Cobra
03/06/21 4:25:20 PM
#6
I feel like Hunter x Hunter ends on a really good point in the anime tbh.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicViral tweet comparing old Lola Bunny design to new was actually erotic fan art
Drunk Cobra
03/06/21 4:09:24 PM
#52
Damn_Underscore posted...
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!
This is a 10/10 pasta I'm happy to see every time I see it.

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TopicWhich of the 8 white identities are you?
Drunk Cobra
02/26/21 10:14:08 AM
#27
You should've reconsidered making this topic when you wrote the words "shorter 9 min version"

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