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NecroFoul99 posted...

Got a cut on your butt then sit on a little blood from the person before who is bleeding from a staff infectionenjoy your staff infection. I know thats real.

Do you regularly have a cut up butt?

She needed that rest on the ground to get back some energy.

Imagine putting a pit on a non-chain leash. I put my black lab on a chain, cuz he chews through a leash in 30 seconds if he isn't a chain one. Just more "responsible" pit owners for you.

I replaced my sticks, and dont know how you would wreck the ribbons. But I did discover that 2 sets had busted r buttons that I can't fix. So if I use them, I have to play games that don't use the r button. So I will call the r buttons shitty

When your designers drink at work.

Almost. Give it just a few more years. 7, 8 tops.

Hey MLB, think we should try marketing a player like Ohtani? You know try to bring in new fans.
MLB: "Nah"

Good, he sucks anyway

1.Make the entire upstairs your office. 2.When they question you, blame their vagueness.
3.Profit

A phony streamer complains about a titty streamer. Thats the translation.

Topic confusing not is

O_Town_Rulez posted...

The way they word it is having them around me without practicing social distancing or without masks. I cannot have them in my house either unless both of us wear a mask or I risk a quarantine. I can't even be in the same vehicle with them.

Sounds fair

I get a new phone every 2 years. Once my contract is up for renewal, I march into costco and pick whatever the free Samsung phone for a new contract is. Usually one generation behind. And repeat 2 years later.
I haven't paid anything for a phone since my original Motorola Razor like 15 years ago

Medussa posted...

they decided they wanted to be a kid's show and we're supposed to be shocked that adults aren't watching anymore?

Its a show written for kids, but the majority of their viewers are 50+. So kids don't even want to watch that shit

Investigative reporter goes balls deep undercover

Finally a cult for big, tough, manly men.
"Hey let's wear pink dresses to our ceremonies!"

There would be Facebook posts comparing seatbelts to chains on slaves

Wanna find out more about it. But looks cool

I have one word for you Mayday

Someone's going to have to go back and get a shitload of dimes

It works for buildup clogs. But its no good if you have an object stuck down there.

Didn't they close down the studio.

You might be outta knack, I mean luck

What a dork

Breathing any type of smoke into your lungs is not good for them. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial.

I recognize this as being a Canadian curriculum work book you buy at stores. Its not actually from a school textbook. As someone who has kids in elementary school, they start teaching about residential schools and other atrocities really young. Like starting grade 1.

Bananana posted...

the people in that picture are not superior to anyone, genetic or not

If Hitler knew these people would be his future super-race, he would have offed himself alot earlier

Tyranthraxus posted...

Libre office is compatible with Microsoft office and does most of the same stuff.

I second this. Free and works basically the exact same. I like it better than Google docs

Drpooplol posted...

He does spit up a decent amount. The doctor told us we can hold him upright for like 10 minutes after feeding to help with that.

Yeah thats good advice. As long as you are maintaining regular feeds than I wouldn't worry.

Are they spitting up a lot? Some babies can have acid reflux that can make it hard to keep there milk down.
I wouldn't be too concerned, doctor will just recommend ways to increase intake.

I'm going to assume a lot of workers were afraid amazon would close up the place if they voted yes. Having a crappy job is better than no job at all

Are we really going to have someone defend a guy jerking off with a babies toy? Is that how far we have fallen?
This freak should get the harshest penalty we can give to him

On a bun or on pasta

Its definitely for women incels. Its horribleness might only be topped by the childfree subreddit.

Tired-Insomniac posted...

but if we restrict guns then how will people broadcast to the world that they have a micropenis

Pick-up trucks with lift kits?

Brake-checkers are worse than tailgaters. One drives like an idiot, the other risks their own life to teach the idiot a lesson.

Banned in 21 countries cause vets recommend it so much

Caroniver posted...

You mean the "If you join me I'll teach you how to save your wife, otherwise she'll die and it'll be your fault" and also the Jedi council in contrast saying "I don't know who it is you claim to care about but you should let them die. Only Sith care about people you scrub"?
I think I can understand why Anakin joined Palpatine.

Perhaps its the maybe I can save my wife from an unseen danger if I just murder a bunch of children seems a little extreme and out of character up to that point.
It would have made more sense if Palpatine had been spending time telling him that the jedi will never allow him and padme to be together. Then he orders an assassination against her while she's under jedi protection. Then anakin would believe the jedi killed her to keep them apart. That would be a lot more justifiable for his actions after.

1-2-3. Phantom menace has the best lightsabre fight of the prequels. 2 has the great jango/Obi-Wan fight. 3 has the dumb reason for anakins turn, a lame lightsabre fight(balancing on lava robots), and losing the will to live.

Its a sock monkey

AdrianBeterson posted...

So do all men become gay for the year when they turn 24 in Brazil?

The year they dont talk about

"Oh how I wish to show you a creature called Smitler, but I can't because now I'm worse than Hitler"

"The rooster was briefly held at the local police station before it was sent to a poultry farm."
I imagine they were reading through law books to see if roosters can be charged with a crime

Matrix 3. Only movie I remember going to with friends, where after it was over, we all just said,"well that sucked"

She must do a Lotta freaky stuff on that OF to make that much. She ain't that hot

Only people who only had a Playstation could think this. In retrospect, it sucked. It wasn't even the best Playstation platformer. Spyro was way better