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Porcelain and the Tramps - Sugarcube

https://youtu.be/98ArUhu-yJ0

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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

The Bird and the Bee - Polite Dance Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhDVSiidt_4

Great music video too lol, pretty sure it was a collab with Tim Heidecker or some other Adult Swim guy

I love The Bird and The Bee.

Their first album is a delight.


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Amelia Arsenic
https://youtu.be/1hB2e3GI7iU

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Tyranthraxus posted...

Snake River Conspiracy - More Than Love

https://youtu.be/eUHQFpKLeEE

I think I love you.

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sutree posted...

No, I don't suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Given the shit you posted last week, I am completely unsurprised you slurp the orange man.

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treewojima posted...

from what?

Whoops, looks like I confused him with Michael Richards. Silly me.

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Is he trying to rehabilitate himself?

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if it kills me

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No.
I was gone for a long, long time however.

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R1masher posted...

Tall mart?

Long way to fall mart

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Why would they bother?

This is like one of my friends weird hypotheticals in high school. I swear to god, I love him like a brother, but some of the stuff that used to come out of his mouth.

Stuff like what would you do if I said hey, Im actually Superman! And then I flew up to the moon and carved my name into it?

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Winrawr posted...

i have no idae who the last person is and i thought john cena just did wrestling or something, so dwayne

The grey guy with red tatts in Guardians of the Galaxy

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Speak for yourself. I put on muscle mass extremely easily.

That said, I also lost weight exceptionally easy.

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Flauros posted...

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Lokison posted...

I dont believe so personally. Anyone willing to enter into a sexual relationship with their own mother, who is mentally I'll mind you, regularly is not sane enough to speak for themselves. This is disregarding everything else that happened but if we take all that into account too it just makes my stance that much stronger.

Chan needs to be placed into a mental health facility with 24/7 supervision and be put on medication. At this point I'd opt for chemical castration.

I was with you until the last part.

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LeoRavus posted...

I thought the name was Christine now

Chris can be used as an abbreviation of both Christopher and Christine, my sheltered one.

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Myzery posted...

it's barely competent to stand.

Fuck off with your it nonsense.

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One_Day_Remains posted...

Yeah it's really just a chain of unexplained and unproven theories. And you can't see the proof because the nWo is hiding it from you.

But at the same time they leave clues like theyre planning a scavenger hunt for a 5 year olds birthday party.

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refmon posted...

I wonder how those bunker people feel on their death bed to have wasted so much time and money

Probably just you wait

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I wish I was as well travelled as a conspiracy theorists goalposts

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One_Day_Remains posted...

You literally don't know how to shower. Lol

People use this crazy thing called a washcloth to clean their genitals too. And they put soap on it

Who washes the washcloth?

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This is why you dont get original content.

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I didnt even know there was a sequel

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DuranOfForcena posted...

wtf, this sounds like some psychotic entitlement shit

This.

All the jobs I never managed to land have ended up opening other opportunities.

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SrRd_RacinG posted...

sometimes you create a topic so deep... and people drown in it.

Then the willow weeps a little harder. I dont know what you expect me to say:

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The character models were fucking horrible.

Id like it, but everyone looked like they had a syndrome.

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One hour pity post.

I am going to light a candle and cry.

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It seems like a thankless job.

Admttedly, I first joined this horrible site 20 years ago so it would be kind of fitting, but Im not really moderator material.

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What you should do is change your gamefaqs password while you are still onsite and change the email address you use to log into your current work email. Then, enscribe your new password onto a sheet of paper. Forget it, then ritually burn the piece of paper.

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The deprogramming sessions are the worst. The glorified St Andrews Cross (no matter how plushly upholstered it was). The Synoptic Interface tendrils that for some ungodly reason needed to interface beneath the fingernails and toenails.

Perhaps that pain - that unbearable, unyielding, unadulterated pain was the point.

No. The point, as always, was the mission. The mission was all.

So, he finds himself hanging there, not quite supported enough to be comfortable and feeling like hes just had his nervous system ripped out through his fingers and toes.

Hes in that same not quite damp and not quite dry room. The room hes woken up in so many times before, but its still a surprise. That room. The trapezoidal brutalist architecture, like a college lecture theatre from the 70s. He could swear there were freaking bats somewhere.

The muscled in his upper arms are starting to turn sour, like wine. Or milk in a heat wave. or first love.

Soon other muscle groups join the protest. Its an all-out symphony in pain, playing out to a brushed concrete folly. An ensemble of one to an audience of none.

Then, searing itself across his vision like unholy writ.

Choose a single option for each of the following parameters. Personality attributes will greatly affect mission effectiveness. Poor performance will result in contract renegotiation.

1- Mission scope:
a) Assassination
b) Sabotage
c) Theft
d) Grave disorder

2- Archetype:
a) Bruiser
b) Socialite
c) Thief
d) Svengali

3- Theater:
a) East
b) West
c) Deep
d) SubLux

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Depends on the state and whether its controlled by the death cult that denied COVID

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The willow shall do as willows are wont to do.

Their shoulders may be sore, but the peach and plum graft may be somewhat stable over many years and provide a sumptuous bounty of stone fruit.

With thanks to @UnfairRepresent for the topic idea.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Maybehaps but they're more about a thought experiment about how you might handle potential dilemmas than anything else

besides the more effort you put into then making absolute coherent sense the less people read them

You may be onto something there.

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Nah. Not as a concept.

My family? Without [much] hesitation

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R1masher posted...

Id bang a Gong

Steady on champ, shes not T-Rex

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MutantJohn posted...

"She raped her mother. Get it right, bigots."

Well respect your pronouns, but only if youre one of the *good ones*.

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ApherosyLove posted...

This. Went to dinner for the first time since covid the other day and made an absolute fool of myself to the waiter.
I can never go back there.

Did you tell said waiter to show bobs?

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Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Colleges will be happy to give anyone a peice of paper in exchange for 100,000 smaller ones

Depends on the degree, really.

I work in a field where you cant fake it until you make it. I regularly wonder how the hell I managed to do it. I know I didnt, but still, humbled every day by the people Im surrounded by.

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AirFresh posted...

God damn imagine the smell of Mila Kunis's feet.

Shes not Madonna

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Dingydang166 posted...

Just curious, but do you actually know Chris lore or did you just hear about Chris from him fucking his mother?

Just curious, have you logged in every single day since July 2018?

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In terms of earnings potential? Hell no.

In terms of their probable breadth of knowledge and extent of their critical thinking skills? Just a little.

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Your hypotheticals are deeply problematic at their very core.

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Hwt. We Gardena in geardagum,
eodcyninga, rym gefrunon,
hu a elingas ellen fremedon.

The English language is always in flux.

Mad props if you recognised what thats from without using google.


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Dingydang166 posted...

If you have been following Chris's life story and actually believe he is being genuine then I don't know what to tell you. What I do know is that I have a really great bridge I'd like to sell to you

If you can give me a source that isnt someone else going she said shes trans just so she can get a girlfriend I will quite willingly and without rancour apologise to anyone I may have inadvertently offended by trying to respect someones presented gender.

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I hate to be a sea lion here, but that whole its just to get girls thing is being posted a lot, but no actual concrete evidence of that is being cited. At all.

I could claim that there is a small kobold living in my laundry hamper who is harvesting my sweat to create a range of boutique artisanal cheeses.

There, we have just as much evidence in this topic that Chris Chan is faking it as I have a tiny cheesemonger nestling in my delicates.

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Nah

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Dragon239 posted...

Japan also has the concept of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

Whats the difference between that and the whole original Otaku stereotype?

(I guessed as it was represented in western media in the 80s and 90s)

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