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TopicWould you sacrifice yourself to save all of humanity?
Kobe Bryant
08/07/21 4:35:16 PM
#61
I would sacrifice myself for my kids alone so yeah

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TopicDo you look down on tradeswomen/tradesmen?
Kobe Bryant
08/07/21 12:21:17 AM
#40
JimiHendrix posted...
Damn, thats some next level shit thats basically what Id like to aspire to and spend most of my time doing. Just learning how to do a little of this and that and really got to a point where now I do know a little of this and a little of that.

I cant imagine the amount of work it took to get there honestly

There's that saying jack of all trades, master of none, but that guy's dad sounds next level for sure

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TopicDo you look down on tradeswomen/tradesmen?
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 5:04:14 PM
#38
Enderknight17 posted...
No, not at all. I'm actually in awe of most tradespeople and what they can do.

My dad dropped out of high school and learned welding in the military. He did a ton of other jobs over the years (tree work, general contractor, grading) but always did welding and pipe fitting. He got into the QC side of welding and was making 5k+ a week on some jobs. There are many white collar jobs that don't pay that much...

I'm a maintenance director at a nursing home, and so I have to know a little about everything. Plumbing, electrical, carpentry, etc. It's a ton of fun and I've learned a lot of skills as I've figured everything out.

Plus, in another moment of bragging on my dad, he built his current house from the ground up. Dug out the basement, did all of the foundation, the framing, literally everything. Wired and plumbed everything. All of the sheet rock and interior, floors, bathrooms, etc.. Just amazing that he has so many talents and knowledge. He even did all of the required drawings to get permits. Between him, my mom, my brother and me we got the thing built. How anyone could look down on someone that works with their hands is beyond me...

Wow ur dad sounds badass

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TopicFlight attendant that duct taped unruly man speaks out
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 4:01:25 PM
#22
He really mastered that duct tape sound

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TopicJennifer Aniston defends cutting ties with her unvaccinated friends
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 3:58:03 PM
#67
Sounds like someone gave jen a big bag of behavioral money

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TopicDo you look down on tradeswomen/tradesmen?
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 3:49:10 PM
#34
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lol.

Its a toss up. As a carpenter I have hated a lot of electricians, but only the ones who want you to come and do every tiny thing for them. They can f*** off.

I've worked with too many electricians who will stop what they're doing and find a carpenter to screw a little chunk of 2x4 onto a stud for them.

You have a drill, there's plenty of scrap wood around... why in the f*** are you bothering me for this?


Lol same.

The only tool electricians know how to use are conduit benders and for the rest of the day just walk around

lol

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TopicDo you look down on tradeswomen/tradesmen?
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 3:45:43 PM
#30
Yeah, you've got to be pretty fucking smart, quick, physically and mentally strong to be in the main building trades. You'll be reading blueprints,, operating heavy machinery, rigging shit 100s of feet up in the air all while trying not to kill people in a fast paced, high stress environment.Many apprentices don't last a week.

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TopicTipping is bullshit
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 3:41:53 PM
#5
I thought this was a pitbull topic

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TopicDo you look down on tradeswomen/tradesmen?
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 3:41:02 PM
#26
Union plumber here

I look down on the electricians

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TopicOwner puts pitbull up for adoption after it disfigures a family pet
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 5:02:55 AM
#19
Where I'm from, an incident like that would require putting it down legally, and rightfully so

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
08/06/21 2:03:43 AM
#474
3rd day, bout to finish this handle of jim beam

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Topicthis has me feeling anxious
Kobe Bryant
08/04/21 8:52:41 PM
#7
Yah but looks like if he did fall he'd have so many chances to catch another ledge

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TopicAn alpha male slaps your girlfriend's ass.
Kobe Bryant
08/04/21 2:31:54 AM
#3
Depends on how big he is

I'm above average muscular build and height so if I know I can pound him, I i would, but if he is above 6'3" and looks like he can fight i would front and talk mad shit but honestly try to find a way to have the crowd break the fight

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
08/04/21 2:29:25 AM
#360
Sup bros. Just drank some jim beam and argued over a bill from spectrum over overdue bills

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TopicThe best concert/tour ever is up in smoke 2001
Kobe Bryant
08/03/21 12:09:36 AM
#3
Wii_Shaker posted...
Things old people say.


Sig with old nerd rapper

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TopicThe best concert/tour ever is up in smoke 2001
Kobe Bryant
08/03/21 12:01:36 AM
#1
Prove me wrong

https://youtu.be/DsNKkn7p3Sw

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TopicPlease recommend me some podcasts.
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 1:18:58 PM
#23
Bill burr and the Monday morning podcast

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TopicI don't understand how someone can be an adult virgin.
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 8:58:53 AM
#87
Tmaster148 posted...
This topic sounds like it was made by someone who has never actually interacted with a women and basing on what he's seen in movies.

Naw not really. Just seems like tc likes to troll virgins lol

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TopicLittle girl is visiting grandparents, but only excited to see grandpa
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 8:19:32 AM
#4
That happens. Grandpa just has a bunch of cool tricks and mind games that lure them in initially

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TopicWho were your most attractive female celebs in the early 2000s?
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 7:31:46 AM
#9
Britney spears
Prime Lindsay lohan

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TopicI don't understand how someone can be an adult virgin.
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 7:29:16 AM
#80
One_Day_Remains posted...
Why are these topics always made by people who are in fact, adult virgins

It's weird. Orlando_Jordan does the same thing. You really that self-hating?

Trigggerrred

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Topic$26 Million but the following words are banned.
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 7:22:24 AM
#6
Yall is very effective so no because I might get beat to death on acvident

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 7:00:58 AM
#67
TreyFlowers posted...
Hi friends

I'm 14 beers deep and my football team won comfortably today so I'm exceedingly happy despite the lockdown our premier (state governor for you Americans) introduced today


Sup. Niiice

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TopicOnly people who grew up in the hood can post ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:39:44 AM
#41
Questionmarktarius posted...
this is where poor-ass rural wins. You can stick a car on cinder blocks right in the front yard, and it will stay there for at least fifty years.

sup bro

But naw, I was born in the ghetto ass city but now live in a tweaker ass rural town and shit gets stolen lmao the weirdest shit too. Like someone literally cut down one of my trees and hauled it out, branches and all and just left a stump

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:13:34 AM
#65
With the michelda too lol no more bro

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:11:33 AM
#64
Questionmarktarius posted...
Oh, you aren't doing sodium rationing yet.

Drinking is going to fuck up your blood pressure way worse anyway.


thabks for the heqda up my G you honestly probably just added more time to my life not being sarcastic. I will b mindful of that bcuz shot food does already make me feel like shit

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:08:10 AM
#62
https://youtu.be/Q0pJuwOQgzU

This boy talm bout

Don't worry
Everybody in the room notices u

Sot back relax and don't worry c8z u finna over do it

Cuz everybody already heard all ur stories

I hope some of them r true

Daaaaamnnnnnnnnnnn

Talm losing keys cuz he drunk 2 much

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:06:04 AM
#61
Eating ramen

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 5:34:40 AM
#59
And yes this topic is all about me about me right now

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 5:32:42 AM
#58
Questionmarktarius posted...
Still haven't gotten the vaccine, out of laziness and indifference.
No weirdo anti-vaxxer, I just don't give a shit.

Sup bro I'm finna fiinish the last nichelada, u? Listening to Jack johnson and I am convinced he's a former addict

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TopicPeople, the news is filtered to you.
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 1:12:11 AM
#13
Yep

CE Youngins like to gobble it all up

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:51:50 AM
#47
https://youtu.be/zFpl7QIkvXk

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:46:11 AM
#45
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Just about had some asshole t-bone my semi truck. Lights were out at a major intersection so it should be treated as a 4 way stop. I stop no one is coming for a while and I start to go. They guy clearly speeding had to swerve and hit a curb and sign.

Yeah fuck that guy

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:45:16 AM
#43
Southern comfort 70 proof i mean, no thanks no sir to 100 proof of lmao

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:43:47 AM
#41
Questionmarktarius posted...
I dunno. I used to chug 100-proof Southern Comfort, back when a hangover wasn't two days.

...and then a whole 'nother hangover on wednesday

I feel u bro, I was on jim beam but southern comfort is my way of weaning u feel me

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:41:34 AM
#39
Questionmarktarius posted...
While we're on driving...

Still the greatest anti-theft device ever invented for cars:


Lmao i don't know what made u say this or the context but this is true true my man

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:40:46 AM
#38
Questionmarktarius posted...
is that any good?

Good enough to chug u feel me

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 12:39:52 AM
#37
Smackems posted...
Celebrate time

Me too sometimes

Pineapple juice is so good but also so rich. And so is southern comfort

Must be some head turning stuff


I dilute the shit outta it with cubed ice. I want to stretch that goddamn bottle as long as possible u feel me

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TopicDrinking topic 71: The Crimson Flood Thingy
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 11:49:49 PM
#18
Sup bros. Almost done with the bottle of southern comfort. In my old age I have to mix it with pineapple juice now yo stretch it out u feel me

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TopicHelp finding a GIF fight, what looks like a balet guy tries to do b fancy and
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 10:13:10 PM
#1
Gets dropped real quick. Looks like it was at a school hallway but I may be wrong

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TopicDrinking topic 70. Take about 30% off 'er there squirrely Dan.
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 10:06:24 PM
#475
I'm finna down a whole bottle of southern comfort tonight

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TopicNicotine replacements for smoking suggestions stuff
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 8:40:02 PM
#11
Vape for sure for me

Cigs just taste too harsh, smells nasty compared to the cool, smooth vape

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TopicThe best Nickelodeon shows still aren't as good as the best CN shows.
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 7:30:09 PM
#15
Hey Arnold, SpongeBob

Nick Jr shows like

Franklin, little bear

All better than cn

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TopicOnly people who grew up in the hood can post ITT
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 7:14:20 PM
#24
Grew up and lived around the south bay in California (north long beach, Compton, Carson etc) in the 90s

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TopicUnvaccinated US swimmer in hot water over maskless interview at Olympics
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 7:04:57 PM
#18
hockeybub89 posted...
More like everyone's body, his choice.

Shut the fuck up with wrongly equating this to abortion rights.


Yeah, abortion is more like baby's body, her choice

And that one has a much higher fatality rate than someone not wearing a mask

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TopicThe disabling of comments in kids YT videos is so misguided and disorganized
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 4:45:13 PM
#10
The only time it is non toxic to look at comments is for how to videos

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TopicI've never played a Resident Evil before
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 6:06:09 AM
#18
Start with the GameCube resident evil 1 remake

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TopicI thought Canadians were nice wtf
Kobe Bryant
07/30/21 5:58:13 AM
#12
Canada as a whole is less woke than the USA these days and its not even close

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