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yes, but I wouldn't exactly be happy about it

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Jagr_68 posted...

They were also snuck in randomly in DS3 at Smouldering Lake where the Old Demon King is. Just one of those callbacks to the original that made the end of the trilogy so fucking satisfying.

really? I got sick of the "hey remember that bit from that other game?" moments. it felt like it wallowed in ds1 rather than calling back to it

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Chinese curry is p good. would never pick it, as I prefer other dishes, but it's acceptable.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

I mean, for most people there's often an event that spurs them into turning things around, but you? eh

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

rip that man's coccyx

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

7-3, because I'm not a morning person, funnily enough.I tend to leave things like shopping and social life for after work, so finishing at 7 would make that hard.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

teep_ posted...

If so, it must be recent. It was never a thing when I lived there

it is, it's branding for the day England lifted their covid restrictions. of course, between them announcing and branding it and now, the Delta variant appeared and is running rampant, but they'd already firmly stated that this is when it happens and that it is "irreversible", no more lockdowns.

I give it one month before they u-turn, and we're all back in.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

i don't even know what steak sauce is so it can go

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Tropical flavoured.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

It's not the best. but I think it's something when the worst 3D zelda is only an "above average" game.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

lots of stretching and/or ripping, and the baby having a soft skull until after delivery

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

Plus possibly murder in a different country. This dude is nuts.

yeah but it was the US trying to extradite him, the Belizean government wouldn't get any say in the charges. as always, it's all about the money

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Smashingpmkns posted...

Wtf why was he in prison to begin with? I completely missed all this.

IIRC, tax dodging from his time in the US and for his repeated "pump and dump" schemes in the altcoin cryptocurrency markets.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

everyone complains about it, which is usually the sign that it's fairly applied

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

what continent is new zealand in

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

the US wading in on a sensitive border issue? oh dear

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Darts did it in I think the 80s, not sure how a much bigger sport would fare with a split like this

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

mrgoatthief posted...

Pot of Greed
Divination

what does pot of greed do tho

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

well they don't protect, and they don't serve, what are they doing

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Paradise said she had waited for two years to speak out because she had signed a non-disclosure agreement, something which was allegedly required of all guests who entered Paul's home.

excuse me what

how can you have NDAs for "whatever I do to you in my bedroom" that actually hold up in court

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

KILBOTz posted...

Did he actually do anything to her? It sounds like she got a role, researched Franco, found out he had accusations against him, tried to get out the contract, they offered her a bigger role.

Am I missing something here?

you can't complain about being made to work with someone with several credible allegations of sexual assault against them unless they assault you too?

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

why is she wearing a stethoscope in her house

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

UnfairRepresent posted...

i mean when the alternative is him being a paedo, then yeah, it's not too bad comparatively

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

I have to agree with people here, lore or no lore, phase 2 being fun or not, phase 1 of Nameless King kicks him out the top 10 for me.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

this sounds like the sketchiest, money-launderingiest thing going. Art's always been bad for that, and this seems like a way to skip the whole "art" bit

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

WingsOfGood posted...

Did you get horny?

anyone who gets horny from a phrase that involves "mommy" has some deep-seated issues they need to work out before being let out in public.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

TroutPaste posted...

Really? I didn't know that. I've heard it's not. But you're from Scotland, right? I trust you on that. I was just basing this off what I've read

Listen to conkers, not me

Nevermind, Northern Ireland is cancelled

comparing it to the swastika was an exaggeration, it's not universal as in "always is a sectarian symbol", so it being on things isn't usually seen as that. It's had use on both sides due to its age, but - at least over here in Scotland - it's always been seen much more as a Unionist symbol, and takes on the sectarian undertones that whole debate has always had

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

TroutPaste posted...

not sectarian

mm yeah, and the swastika is a buddhist good luck symbol...

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

ledbowman posted...

this game is incredibly wierd just on it's own terms, like the voices and speech patterns and stuff. bizarre emphasis in sentences like when conker says "now that's what i call a bowel movement" ...????

to be fair, all the male characters were voiced by a single guy

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Blackstar110 posted...

30 - Smelter Demon (DS2)
This boss's big brother, the Blue Smelter Demon, earned a bottom ten spot on the list for being derivative, having a DoT effect for the crime of simply standing near him, and featuring one of the worst runs back in the trilogy. Fortunately, the base Smelter Demon found in Iron Keep has no such problems.

interesting reasonings, since the run back for Red is awful and it also has a draining effect when standing near him in phase 3.

However, he is much better than the blue one because A) his elemental damage is obvious (why the fuck is the other big flaming demon MAGIC and not FIRE), and B) he's the original so learning the timings of his attacks is part of the challenge as opposed to UNlearning the patterns as you need to for the blue one.

radical rhino posted...

I havent played SotFS, but I understand it changed a lot about Iron Keep enemy placement. Probably impacts how people feel about the boss run.

don't worry, it still kinda sucks.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

radical rhino posted...

* The first half of the game gives you a lot of freedom in what order you go through areas.

yeah I much prefer the start being open and narrowing to a finish rather than a set start and then opening near the end

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Blackstar110 posted...

Which is tragic as hell considering DS2 is the worst of the three at most other aspects. Imagine if DS3 took their bosses and meaningfully spiced things up out in the world.

personally, I found DSIII weaker. Overreliance on "hey, remember this cool thing from the first game?", like three different toxic swamps (which is not fun gameplay to wait for a poison bar to go down), and the more fast-paced, bloodborne-esque combat didn't really fit the slower dark souls playstyle. I think it's the mispacing of the plot that gets to me, they have four lords or whatever that you need to go kill, but they only ever give two of them any plot. Like, all the plot they give you for the first 2/3rds of the game is about Aldritch, with almost nothing about the Abyss watchers or Yhorm. Still a fun game though.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

maybe if you weren't such a creepy perv the rest of the time you'd have been given the benefit of the doubt

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Blackstar110 posted...

She also gets some bonus cool points for how I've seen that she attacks you out in the cove on NG+. I didn't do a NG+, but I saw a video and thought that was neat.

I feel like DSII was the only one to at least TRY to make NG+ different, rather than just "lol the enemies hit harder now"

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

if automating out workers in mcdonald's is such an easy task that an increase in minimum wage would change their minds, why would such a rich company not already have done that to save even more? with shareholders to please, wouldn't that be the best option?

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Nope. Locked down since December 26th. Not a great time to be single, tbh.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Blackstar110 posted...

Ouch. Yeah.

it's not as long as you'd first think, while your attacks do basically nothing, once he's stunned (which I think is to do with how much damage you do over a period of time) then the little animated parry attack does like 1/6th. My main issue with him is about how Aldritch gets all the build-up and plotline of DS3, while ostensibly being of equal importance to Yhorm. and then he just sort of shows up as a "oh and also you have to fight this guy"

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

lilORANG posted...

You can't capture an illusion on camera

what

how do you think eyes work and how do you think cameras work

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

Always sticks in my craw to see Yhorm low on lists because "too easy", since I couldn't work out how to use the Storm sword. He's a long, challenging fight with great music, where you chip away at his ankles until he's stunned for a critical attack

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

CanuckCowboy posted...

Well I guess I can't say I don't understand cricket anymore. Didnt expect to learn about cricket today. Lol.

it's ok he didn't even get started on the duckworth-lewis-stern

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

I probably agree that Centipede is my least favourite, I think its proximity to the Firesage (a boss that was dull was copypasted to even include its fire weakness even though it's a pyromancer???) just made it drag even more. Belfry Gargoyles is a close second tho

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

No but I don't mind being around another person's bird

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

just a flat ranking, or are you gonna get fancy with different criteria?

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil

while firstly: it's a cartoon rabbit, I DO find it a bit problematic that it seems creators think the way to have a female character taken seriously is to just remove boobs. Are people with boobs not worth taking seriously?

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil