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Tokyo godfathers

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idk how i would be able to sit there and enjoy listening to him tell all his cum jokes or whatever now

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it originally stood for 'down' because the first d-pads only had the down arrow. now the 'd' is just an anachronism

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7 isnt that many. theres at least like 1000 people in australia

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why did you create the delta variant

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why dont poor people with a drug addiction just get jobs. imagine how much drugs they could buy then

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Kanatteru posted...

i had to stop taking mine for like three weeks last month because i had bottom surgery, and now that i'm back on it i feel super weepy like when i first started. i forgot how exhausting this was

yeah i missed my shot one week bc my needle-phobia got really bad for some reason, and i really noticed how much more intense it was the next week

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yeah, i like to order things such that if somebody is confused by why they got the e-mail the other names near theirs will establish the context. so essentially if im sending out an e-mail to 3 groups of people plus some random one-offs I'll put the groups together.


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can you draw a sword of leaving

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l . i . t . t . l . e . . m . o . . e . y

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When bobby hill is doing it

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No rude comments about wrenn are allowed

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Greenfox111 posted...

what's wrong with 6

i think she has to find a new tree to graft onto every time she plainswalks. 6 probably went back to being a normal tree or disintegrated or something

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Greenfox111 posted...

is this a magic: the gathering thing

shes my plainswalker buddy

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tree mommy


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it's great. i started crying yesterday because of how happy peach and mario are at the end of mario 64

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adjl posted...

So... however they identify, they'll be shanked by next Tuesday for trying to rape their cellmate.

I really didn't think that you would make this kind of 'joke'.

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ok so why the fuck would i want to have my cake if im not going to eat it. what's it for then

do i just get to look at it. why would i bake a cake just to look at it when i could play mario 64 and see mario's cake instead

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well jeez i guess in the future ill just drink my coffee elsewhere >:(

Ogurisama posted...

Since she said nothing, i dont think so

i was waiting for you to make a simpsons reference

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papercup posted...

He claims to be transgender because trolls on the internet told him if he pretends to be transgender lesbians will have sex with him, and he believed that. That's it. That's all that's being said.

eat shit

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my left pinky finger entered the singularity this morning. i can hack any computer just by touching it

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its funny how nobody ever says a mentally ill person doesnt have the capacity to recognize theyre cisgender

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it sucks that im half-rooting against people like me to do well in sports, since it will just make my life more frustrating

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what do you like about theodore roosevelt

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Sycophant posted...

Or maybe my beliefs are genuine and I watch Sam Seder and the majority report btw

you are behaving rather pompous and paranoid btw

hmm ok. only real liberals know this one ...
who are the 5 best US presidents in history

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Sycophant posted...

I didnt know being a liberal was some exclusive upper echelon club I am a street liberal, I keep it real.

I love doing forum RP which is why I'm trying to give you advice instead of just ignoring you. But you're being so transparent about it that I can't really suspend my disbelief.

Take a look at Reigning_King's topics - he's really good at this. For more specific ideas, maybe instead of pretending that liberals call everyone hitler or whatever, you could act really excited about random rachel maddow highlights. Or imitate that horse whisperer guy from twitter

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finally i can't see my own shitty posts. ive been begging for the ability to block myself for ages

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i make games in my spare time but i havent published any of them anywhere in the last ~6 years, so you can't play them. sorry.

ive been working on a libble rabble clone recently to learn godot but it will probably never be fun enough that i actually want to show it to people

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im wearing this



(actually im wearing boyshorts, a pink t-shirt thats 3 sizes too big for me, and a blue celeste hoodie)

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if you're going to keep doing this bit please put more effort into it. it might actually be funny if you thought for 10 seconds about the kinds of things liberals actually say

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"We're from Chicago"

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CoorsLight posted...

I hope that doesn't come across as offensive,

no youre fine, dont worry about it. i wasnt trying to accuse you of intentionally misgendering her, just trying to explain :)


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CoorsLight posted...

I'm confused but I see what soma is saying. I leaned towards they as it's gender neutral and there does seem to be some ambiguity to the story, but I genuinely don't know how much any of what's being said is true, or still current. But it is true that she has she/her pronouns in her bio and I think the point here is what does the person asked to be called, not what do you think their gender is.

im not gonna link to her twitter bio but you can go find it, and it has she/her written there. that pretty much settles it for me. im not going to read/watch any of the other chris-chan stuff because its awful.

I don't know if all trans people agree on it but I have no perspective to offer on it personally so I'd defer to people here who actually are trans

well the thing is that trans people are just people. they don't all agree on anything. some of them are bad and some of them are nice. if you generally think its good to treat people with respect even if they're bad, then you should use her pronouns.

if you thought that that bad people should be treated like shit and demeaned even when it serves no rehabilitative purpose, then i would have no way of convincing you otherwise

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Mead posted...

Why does anyone care if she is/isnt trans one way or the other? It doesnt change anything

because its shitty to see people constantly and deliberately using the wrong pronouns for someone because they disapprove of them. it demonstrates how paper-thin liberal 'acceptance' of trans people is.

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papercup posted...

He literally said his "male self" still exists. He says he's a male.

this doesnt matter. lots of trans people use different pronouns in different situations. she could use he/him pronouns for herself constantly; you should still use the pronouns she prefers for other people to call her.

papercup posted...

The trans community themselves do not accept him as trans for this very reason. He isn't trans.

im trans and i accept her. she's not a good person but that's not a precondition to accepting how people want to identify and treatign them with basic respect.

Cruddy_horse posted...

I dunno, it's such a weird situation(anything with her is) I don't think it warrants attention quite frankly,

i agree that it doesnt deserve attention in that nothing about her deserves attention, since she's only notable for being mass-bullied by a giant internet forum for a decade. but given that it is a news item i think its important to push people on this stuff -- refusing to accept somebody as trans because they're bad is basically saying that your acceptance of trans people is contingent on whatever you decide is sufficiently good behavior.

it's not a long hop from there to the way conservatives treat chelsea manning, for example

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CoorsLight posted...

say they, problem solved

if you consistently call a trans person 'they' when you know their pronouns because you don't want to use them, thats still misgendering if they don't use they/them pronouns

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papercup posted...

No no I get what you're saying, and I agree, respect what people want to be called. But Chris Chan is NOT trans.

you dont get to decide who is trans

papercup posted...

He still refers to himself as a he,

her pronouns are right there on her twitter bio

papercup posted...

and he stated that the reason he's "trans" is because he thinks that increases his chances of having sex with lesbians, despite the fact he's also homophobic. It's just a misguided ploy by him to get laid.

doesnt matter

CaptainStrong posted...

Conservatives want universal healthcare, free college, green new deal, all drugs legalized, free housing for the homeless, police defunding and demilitarization, abolishing the death penalty, ending private prisons, guns banned, all our wars ended, military budget halved (if not cut more), rich getting heavily taxed, corporate money out of politics, and universal basic income? I wish I lived in a country where those are considered conservative positions.

I don't have a problem with transgender people at all and I call every other trans person whatever they want to be called. I just don't think a literal motherfucking rapist deserves that respect.

if you dont think human rights are innate and inseparable, im not gonna convince you of it. that's all i meant by calling you a conservative

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CaptainStrong posted...

Because people that have done things that fucked up don't deserve any respect whatsoever.

oh youre just a conservative. ok

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CaptainStrong posted...

It is if they're a rapist and a literal motherfucker.

why

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she clearly has a mental illness and she's been the target of the biggest gangstalking campaign ever for like 20 years now. i don't know how anybody expected this to end.

also it's not ok to misgender somebody because they're awful. cut that shit out

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try putting line breaks between your paragraphs buddy

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do u believe everything you read in headlines lmao. this is blatant fake news. i wish it was true tho, meat is horrible

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Reigning_King posted...

The latter, why?

just wondering. hows your day going

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Reigning_King posted...

Really I'm much more of a 4chan guy nornally over this place but I kinda got perma banned there

ah. do you think you spend more time talking to women or reading 4chan posts about women

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faramir77 posted...

Imagine a game where you beat each boss by kicking him in the balls

And then the final boss is a woman and you're like "oh shit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy3qk4ohwFA

shoulda punched her in the boob

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Reigning_King posted...

Second one yes, first one no. There is definitely a noninsignifcant percentage of women who like men who are assholes.

do you spend a lot of time on reddit

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it's impolite. some 'hero' you are :/

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ok, i think we're going to need to put you under for this procedure. ill bring in the anesthesiologist. can you hold your arm steady for me

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try to keep your mouth still

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