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Topic"Dating is bullshit" by VandorLee
VandorLee
05/10/21 7:49:16 AM
#3
Why bump it 9 hours later?

Id just assume its an alt of mine.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
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Topic"Dating is bullshit" by VandorLee
VandorLee
05/09/21 10:06:29 PM
#1
When ever I was single i was sad, lonely and depressed. The problem with that is if you ever say "Hey, im sad, lonely and depressed. Want to go out?" the answer is no.

When I ask a girl out im saying im sexually interested but lets go have a formal date to see if we like each other. In short: I want them but i also want them to want me so i want to be what they want.

This requires me to bullshit things like independence, intelligence, charisma and a sense of humour. You cant bullshit too hard or its obvious so try to add some sincerity.

You have to do this until she wants you. At that point you can start to slowly be honest that your depressed and all that unattractive bullshit youve been hiding. If shes still interested then awesome, proceed to find out where it leads. If not try again with someone else.

Im married with a daughter. I aint going back to the dating game. Hopefully.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicNot a good day for the Cart Narc
VandorLee
05/09/21 8:34:33 PM
#28
You should complain to the store. No store wants someone to film themselves harassing their customers.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicNot a good day for the Cart Narc
VandorLee
05/09/21 8:29:11 PM
#26
I pray everytime i go to the store that a cart bitch is there. Ill flip the cart on its side and go home.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicAds for skimpy men's underwear gets cut. Too sexual
VandorLee
05/09/21 5:03:14 PM
#3
Wtf are those?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicHonestly, when's the last time you opened your car door manually with a key?
VandorLee
05/09/21 5:02:06 PM
#6
Uh mines old so multiple times a day.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicThe dumbest part of RE7 (Spoilers)
VandorLee
05/09/21 4:53:05 PM
#1
The officer. Like the moment he saw Ethan hed call for backup. And after hes killed i guess the no one gave a shit.

Spoilers: Cops user their radios A LOT.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicTexas teacher scribbles "heteros rule" over gay pride drawing...
VandorLee
05/09/21 1:11:18 PM
#24
Ok. How did the teacher expect this to go?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicFellas, is it GAY to be SHOCKED?
VandorLee
05/09/21 12:54:10 PM
#5
I mean, with a tazer in your butt by another dude and enjoy it. Sure.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicHave you played Lufia II: Revenge of the Sinistrals?
VandorLee
05/08/21 10:24:36 PM
#2
Yes and yes it is. I liked the gba one too.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicI'll let other people get the vaccine first to make sure it's safe
VandorLee
05/08/21 9:58:21 PM
#28
But i dont feel like it. And my feelings matter a lot to me.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicSometimes I wonder why people waste time on pointless things.
VandorLee
05/08/21 6:09:57 PM
#6
Dont try to date or anything.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicGot a haircut and shaved my face minus the mustache.
VandorLee
05/08/21 6:09:01 PM
#2
Shit i care about for $500, please.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicLandlord hikes laundry price to $20 per load
VandorLee
05/08/21 6:06:47 PM
#6
No one will do anything to landlords...

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicForgot the blue switch lite is coming out soon apparently
VandorLee
05/08/21 2:13:20 PM
#2
Lites are garbage.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicFinally have my game collection (360/PS3) all on one bookshelf. Pic inside.
VandorLee
05/08/21 2:10:37 PM
#5
Is that "el shaddai" for $4?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
Topicthere's 10 main resident evil games?
VandorLee
05/08/21 2:09:11 PM
#10
I like hating cv. Its corny af.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicNomura briefly describes FFVII Remake Part 2 in interview
VandorLee
05/07/21 2:10:44 PM
#46
When theyre done, part one will be like 10 years old.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
Topicwhat takes more effort to make movies or video game?
VandorLee
05/07/21 11:23:34 AM
#10
Generally games are many more hours and interactive and skill based.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicThe biggest spoiler of REVIII.... (Spoilers)
VandorLee
05/07/21 7:24:49 AM
#8
If you want to know about Lady D:

First boss. Changes forms. Dies. Ashes up. Gone.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicThe biggest spoiler of REVIII.... (Spoilers)
VandorLee
05/07/21 7:10:05 AM
#5
I think they said Jack killed him when he first encountered Ethan and he was revived with mold.

This makes more sense, to me, why the Bakers fuck with you so much versus outright kill you. They already did and your a successful mold guy.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicThe biggest spoiler of REVIII.... (Spoilers)
VandorLee
05/07/21 7:05:58 AM
#1
Ethan is still infected with mold and still has strong regenerative powers from it. He gets his heart ripped out yet still lives from mold powers.....

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicCan we talk about Village spoilers yet?
VandorLee
05/06/21 10:24:02 PM
#6
monkmith posted...
is there a good ending where you get to bang the giant zombie woman?

First boss. Changes forms. You kill and she ashes up and is gone.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicSchool shooting in Idaho middle school.
VandorLee
05/06/21 10:21:47 PM
#12
Serious question: do we do anything after a shooting? Does anything change?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicCan we talk about Village spoilers yet?
VandorLee
05/06/21 10:20:09 PM
#4
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Wtf is village

Resident evil 8

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicCan we talk about Village spoilers yet?
VandorLee
05/06/21 10:07:03 PM
#1
Or tomorrow?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicPeople that enter the highway going 45 mph....
VandorLee
04/11/21 11:31:32 PM
#3
Yes.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicGot the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary collection.
VandorLee
04/11/21 11:26:11 PM
#5
Violent ken.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicPeople that enter the highway going 45 mph....
VandorLee
04/11/21 11:25:34 PM
#1
They suck.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicPersonally, how uncomfortable do you consider wearing masks to be?
VandorLee
04/11/21 10:19:49 PM
#59
Soon we wont have to wear them and then i wont.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicIs the Flash faster than Superman?
VandorLee
04/11/21 10:14:42 PM
#2
That was for charity, Clark.


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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:33:57 PM
#45
How does a new user post on CE?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:30:22 PM
#43
SothaSil posted...
Thanks for proving my point.

So youre done derailing the topic? Great.

So poh kay mon

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:25:02 PM
#41
SothaSil posted...
// is neither // nor //

Keep trying

Wtf are you even saying

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:22:23 PM
#38
SothaSil posted...
Yes, it is ironic that you are attempting to make fun of someone else's grasp of English when you don't understand that the grapheme E can be realized as a schwa or wedge.

Thats a short e sound and not "uh".

Do i need to explain the short e sound?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:18:11 PM
#35
SothaSil posted...
Just gonna respond with:

Irony

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:10:17 PM
#32
Illuminoius posted...
the accent implies vocalization and stress, not pronunciation

E doesnt make the UH sound.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicBreath of the wild seems like such a chore.
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:09:16 PM
#50
Skyward sword got amazing reviews. Super Paper Mario did too.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:06:59 PM
#29
At best you might be able to argue poh keh mon. But you arnt even saying it like that. You are saying it blatantly wrong: Poh KUH mon.
Polkamon. A Jamaican polka dancing....

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 9:01:32 PM
#27
Revnir posted...
tc why do you have so much nger


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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:54:37 PM
#24
All they had to do was NOT use the
They went out of their way to use
And theres no argument against

But i like saying it wrong.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:43:02 PM
#20
Funkydog posted...
Did I stutter?

Would you type your stutter?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicPersonally, how uncomfortable do you consider wearing masks to be?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:42:08 PM
#53
wiiking96 posted...
Oh, you're one of those people.

Meaning people who don't care about anyone but themselves.

Sure.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:40:36 PM
#15
Raikuro posted...
to trigger you specifically

You answered why you say it wrong. Now i know.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
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TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:39:38 PM
#14
Revnir posted...
TIL Pokemon is an english world

Yup. Its literally made for english.

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:33:56 PM
#9
Funkydog posted...
Who am I going to listen to, the Theme song, or you?

That yells poh kay mon many times?

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
TopicWhy do you say Poh KAY mon wrong?
VandorLee
04/11/21 8:33:01 PM
#6
Revnir posted...
How are we supposed to pronounce it? Pakapoopie?

Do you struggle with basic english words?

This is rhetorical.

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