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TopicFrance gave French teens money to become cultured. They spent it all on manga.
ViewtifulJoe
08/06/21 4:32:01 PM
#19
"Go and chance it at a boring art exhibit or play in the middle of a pandemic."
The good music's already on Youtube and they can take the manga home. 10-0 matchup.

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TopicTelekinesis is by far the most coolest/useful power.
ViewtifulJoe
08/05/21 9:26:57 PM
#13
The best would probably be one that offers you the most information for free.
Pocoloco's stand in Jojo part 7 guiding him on how to do RNG manipulation in real life was crazy busted.

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TopicFallout 4 is a good game- Stop complaining!
ViewtifulJoe
08/05/21 7:49:00 PM
#21
Didn't you get the memo? Todd doesn't want you to defend 4 any more he needs you over at 76.

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TopicYour reaction: Your new neighbors are vampires
ViewtifulJoe
08/05/21 6:14:20 PM
#27
They seem a little completely and totally ridiculous what with the puns and the choice of locale.
Might try my luck asking if I can mow the lawn every week in exchange for immunity.

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TopicTfw you don't have a hot tomboy gf to take swimsuit shopping
ViewtifulJoe
08/04/21 9:43:11 PM
#2
The caps makes me think assume has no indoor voice.

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TopicI have a question about Dark Souls
ViewtifulJoe
08/03/21 11:27:51 AM
#13
It's not a hard slogfest, it's a game you haven't played before. You're allowed to be new and struggle because of it.

For making it easier you have learning enemies, overlevelling, knowing where to get good weapons/busted abilities early, optimal routes to take, AI exploitation (the limits of how far they can follow you, walking them off cliffs, getting them to commit to slow animations) and all that stuff.


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TopicBest game released in the past 3 years?
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 8:14:07 PM
#10
It's probably DMC5 but even that was just DMC4 with worse weapons and more hype story.

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TopicNo More Heroes 3 - Official Alien Superheroes trailer
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 8:04:08 PM
#11
I watched one of the boss fight demos.
Travis just turned the meta speak up to max and asked him to telegraph his moves with different colors in the fight. Not feeling it.

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TopicWhat are some of your favorite games of 2021 so far?
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 5:50:27 PM
#7
Payday 2 had an update that added range-based weapon effectiveness, ruined shotguns, nerfed kingpin and freed me of desire to play the game.

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TopicAnyone who thinks DMC5 is the best is mentally unwell and should take a day off.
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 5:47:24 PM
#18
Cerberus in 5 doesn't do the CHEW ON THIS! IT'S COOOOL! thing


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TopicAnyone who thinks DMC5 is the best is mentally unwell and should take a day off.
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 5:35:49 PM
#13
I don't know about full on mentally unwell but I would definitely take 3 over it and possibly 4.
The weapon selection in 5 drags it down most for me.

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TopicRate your current interest in gaming
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 2:52:15 PM
#14
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Dead hobby I refuse to completely let go off
Ah that's satisfyingly concise.

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Topic2007 in gaming slapped so hard
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 11:57:09 AM
#23
Need a dispenser here

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TopicChris-Chan has been filmed being placed in handcuffs, arrested.
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 7:55:15 AM
#120
I am not ready to just assume this is the end. Cwc might as well have the rigged luck stand from Jojo part 7 considering how much shit he's survived or completely no-sold.

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TopicCan't sleep CE, how're you?
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 7:48:01 AM
#8
I woke up not too long ago and wanted to have slept longer.
Trying to think of a way to jumpstart myself.

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TopicI'm on the final stretch of Mega Man X5. What the fuck is this *spoilers*
ViewtifulJoe
08/02/21 7:44:40 AM
#6
Sigma's a pretty resourceful guy.

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TopicCongratulations, mainstream gaming is trash now.
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 7:47:13 PM
#24
What are you planning to do now that video games have walked out on you?

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TopicWhy do you eventually have to get violent when...
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 5:00:50 PM
#4
Come on now, there's no need to get violent!

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TopicCongratulations, mainstream gaming is trash now.
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 4:59:54 PM
#7
What was the breaking point for you?

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TopicThe HUD/UI of Street Fighter V looks boring compared to Street Fighter IV's.
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 4:51:38 PM
#10
I miss the USF4/Umvc3 days.
The EVOs were great.

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TopicRegigigas
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 3:27:20 PM
#9
Was that Regigigas + Shin Orochi Weezing (Or whatever the new forms are called) combo any good in the end?

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TopicMy prose has totally deteriorated. Give me a writing prompt.
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 3:15:42 PM
#10
You've just finished typing up an essay on how much you absolutely adore Skyrim and Portal 2, especially all the funny lines in those games. You stand up and browse your aptly named "Wall of awesome", slathered in Funko Pop figures, hilarious tweets you've printed off and of course your prized signed Overwatch strategy guide with at least 20 Blizzard employee signatures.
You glance out your window and see what you'd call a few dreary simpletons walking by. You cannot resist the urge to brag about your excellence to them.

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TopicTruly unpopular opinion topic
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 3:00:54 PM
#24
Ustanak is much cooler than Nemesis.
Resident Evil 6 is better than 7 and 8 (But all 3 make me sigh far too often.)

I had more but I think they were more needlessly cynical than just uncommon.

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TopicDepression be like
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 2:48:12 PM
#17
Might be slightly off topic but I was really curious about motivation in general a while ago.
I played around with it and what I found was the best strat was to have someone to share your ideas or intentions with it. Might be a personal thing but feedback, positives responses to ideas (or rather a process of filtering and approving emboldening you on the whole) was a hell of an incentive to really buckle down. You can also sort of lock yourself into a bit of a schedule by all but vowing to do it because you know there's a chance they'll follow up on it.
Long term plans were what I had the least success with, or rigid ones at least. Looking ahead and thinking "I already know what's coming and it's going to get stale" was like anti-motivation.

Right now I've found a channel that really likes to push Ayurveda that was telling people some of the conclusions I came to on my own. Some of the nutrition responses are pretty legit too.

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TopicBetween Megaman 1, 2 and 3
ViewtifulJoe
08/01/21 10:54:31 AM
#6
Probably 3.
1 had the pause trick which worked with Iceman, Fireman, Bombman and Elecman's weapons.
2's pretty easy going overall. Metal Blade and occasionally Quick Boomerang had you covered.

3's the longest one, you get some nice weapons but you don't get a pause glitch/metal blade. Doc Robot stages have two bosses per level and some of them are pretty dangerous.

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TopicWhat stops you from making art?
ViewtifulJoe
07/31/21 7:44:24 AM
#50
I'm really bad at it.
I've been on and off plugging away at it for too long now. I can't get anything to a point I'm happy with it. Having the perfectionist approach and being terrible at it is a brutal combo.

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Topic$50,000 but Ornstein/Smough beat the shit out of everyone refusing vaccinations
ViewtifulJoe
07/30/21 5:48:25 PM
#8
If they don't exist but are getting the job done, does that mean we get the Dark Souls distorted timeline thing for free?
And Ornstein was an illusion here wasn't he? Does this scenario use the real one or just the illusion?

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TopicYou discover an ancient priceless treasure pile that'sallegedly cursed.
ViewtifulJoe
07/29/21 4:41:19 AM
#12
That is what someone would say if they didn't want to put much effort into hiding it but also didn't want people to take it...
Plus I'm pretty sure we're all doomed regardless at this point.

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TopicName an old game that hasn't been 'topped' yet
ViewtifulJoe
07/25/21 2:56:32 PM
#78
I'm playing Fallout New Vegas again and definitely feeling that as my top answer.
Dark Souls 1's fought off every sequel and imitator too.

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TopicEver feel like we're relics of the old age of Internet?
ViewtifulJoe
07/25/21 2:52:19 PM
#26
Need a teleporter here.

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TopicWhy didn't Goku & Vegeta just vaporize Buu while he was mid
ViewtifulJoe
07/25/21 12:21:18 AM
#4
Why did the Dark Souls 3 player just stand around and wait while Lothric revived Lorian the first time?

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TopicIf you have not played at least 3 of these 10 games, you need to leave CE.
ViewtifulJoe
07/18/21 3:58:02 PM
#22
Fallout New Vegas was the only real winner out of this list. I played Bayo 1 but I didn't get attached.
The rest are disappointment given form.

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TopicI think i am having an identity crisis
ViewtifulJoe
06/10/21 2:08:45 AM
#5
Check out the enclosed instruction book.

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TopicWhat are your favourite parts about fantasy stories and/or modern fiction?
ViewtifulJoe
06/10/21 1:59:52 AM
#13
Relating back to the human condition is a great answer.
I want the kind of characterisation that makes you keep thinking about them after the series is over. At this point I've seen a whole bunch of characters that shoot lasers, perform superhuman feats, travel through time and all that, I want ones that get me following the character themselves rather than waiting for the aftermath of whatever battle or feat they end up involved with next.


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TopicA zombie apocalypse would never last in the USA
ViewtifulJoe
06/10/21 1:46:58 AM
#25
Well the guns would get the job done eventually but the real trick is to get the small chainsaw and the three books that increase durability.


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TopicI'm playing Dark Souls 1 seriously for the first time. *ongoing spoilers*
ViewtifulJoe
05/01/21 6:56:41 PM
#66
Please be kind to Onion man he has enough problems as it is.

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TopicDark Souls and its kin are not harmed by an easy mode
ViewtifulJoe
04/28/21 1:22:52 PM
#131
The walkway above the painting room in Anor Londo needs a big trampoline that bounces you back up if you fall. Gargoyles should have harmless foam bats instead of weapons. Gwyn should keep tripping over and intermittently forgetting what he's doing and where he is.

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TopicWhat is the last enemy you fought in a video game?
ViewtifulJoe
04/25/21 2:31:39 PM
#28
Ultra Greedier

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TopicHot take: Resident Evil 5 is the best in the series
ViewtifulJoe
04/21/21 4:05:07 AM
#9
I agree there. Pretty easily too.
Co-op and 5's portrayal of Wesker are something else.

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Topic1>3>>2>>>4>>>>>>>>>5
ViewtifulJoe
04/07/21 1:46:27 PM
#3
But I thought Dead Rising 5 didn't exist.

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TopicDallas vs Houston
ViewtifulJoe
04/07/21 1:35:43 PM
#10
Came in hoping for Payday 2.

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TopicAnyone watching the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure event tonight?
ViewtifulJoe
04/03/21 8:48:42 PM
#22
Jotaro Jonathan and Giorno can all be boring together.
The villains carry Jojo parts more often than not.

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TopicAll Gen 1 Pokemon Vs 1 billion lions
ViewtifulJoe
03/28/21 10:58:21 AM
#147
I heard a guy on a wrestling podcast take credit for starting this.

The first two that come to mind in terms of making up for the sheer number disadvantage is Dialga and Palkia, those two don't as much fly as they permanently levitate or move off to pocket dimensions where they're safe, plus time and space powers are about as broken as it gets so if those two can just distort the hell out of the fight and rig it I'm sort of inclined to think the Pokemon could do it.
I'm guessing Deoxys just destroying the planet and everything on it is out of the question so that's my next best though.

Unless PP or some other limit on moves is in effect and eventually the Pokemon will have to start using struggle, then the lions take it.

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TopicPlaying videogames makes me feel lonely and depressed
ViewtifulJoe
03/09/21 5:14:22 AM
#6
What video games did you play though?
I can understand the immersive triple-A immersive cinematic experiences you listed boring you half to death but where were the games?

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TopicJust replaying Resident Evil 5 - spoilers thought it was great
ViewtifulJoe
02/22/21 5:14:17 PM
#18
RE5 is my favorite one. The sheer amount of dumb fun I had with that game is crazy. Co-op mercs in 5 has gotta be the best thing in any RE game.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
The only thing I did not like was how they never repeated The Mercenaries past this game as it was a favorite of the fan base.
It actually is in 6, it also has No Mercy mode and co-op for both of them. It plays a little differently too, more than 150 enemies to make your combo out of and counters more than stun -> melee.

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TopicResident Evil 6 - I'm enjoying it spoilers.
ViewtifulJoe
02/22/21 3:09:35 PM
#13
DB_Insider posted...
That ustanak was pretty obnoxious tbh. Jake shouldve been more like his father than just be a carbon copy of himself. Not to mention shetry's inability to transform into grotesque creature because reasons despite having the healing capabilities pretty much damage his character and this franchise as a whole.
Even though he coulda been integrated into the gameplay better, I thought Ustanak was the most metal thing in the world. Stupidly durable, all those weapons and strategies, being playable in that one mode nobody's around to play.

I thought since Wesker outright died, they needed another character who wasn't going to stick around to play devils advocate, have reason to take his side and help give the character/history with Chris some closure. Woulda been fun if he was more over the top but I don't mind what they did since RE's gotta end in rocket launchers and optimism. Sherry having Krauser's special attack woulda been something though.

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TopicResident Evil 6 - I'm enjoying it spoilers.
ViewtifulJoe
02/22/21 2:50:39 PM
#5
Since Leon's is pretty much all zombies it's the best to play online because it's all easy counters and way fewer projectiles to worry about. Specifically co op, professional difficulty, no infinite ammo and agent hunt on.

I like Chris and Piers' for the mismatch of the story being more sombre while the gameplay is Chris power tripping with an infinite ammo nade launcher.

Jake and Sherry's levels are weaker than the other two imo but they're both really OP characters so the gameplay holds up.

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