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| Topic | I hate how women think I'm a psycho if I ask to see them before spending 3 weeks |
| deupd_u2 07/06/21 11:03:57 AM #1 | Texting with them. I didn't freaking ask you to come home with me, honey, I literally just want to hang out again, and I said as much. Ghosted immediately. Asking 3 days after meeting isn't long enough, I guess. Do women not like free dinner anymore? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you ever break down screaming in existential rage how everyone else seems to |
| deupd_u2 07/05/21 4:02:44 PM #14 | |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 6/25! "Gib mir mehr BIER!" |
| deupd_u2 06/25/21 6:50:48 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 6/4! "Plz respond" |
| deupd_u2 06/04/21 10:19:13 PM #2 | I will party with you! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 5/28/21! 'We don't apologize!' |
| deupd_u2 05/28/21 6:38:43 PM #2 | |
| Topic | I make women SCREAM in bed |
| deupd_u2 05/23/21 5:10:53 PM #1 | They never expect me there --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | She called me a slippery monkey, and slapped my ass |
| deupd_u2 05/08/21 9:51:12 PM #4 | She fed my dog rotten trash so it would throw up in my bed --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | All my friends got corona, and I'm all by myself this weekend |
| deupd_u2 05/01/21 9:58:18 AM #1 | I miss them. I'm looooooonely and saaaaaad --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Youtube star Trisha Paytas comes out: "I'm non-binary" |
| deupd_u2 04/16/21 6:10:38 PM #49 | I recently learned she was actually a prostitute, and had sex with 300 men in that time --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Sex is cool, but have you ever worn shoes? |
| deupd_u2 04/14/21 8:20:49 PM #1 | Ahhh! Wearing shoes! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Animal crackers are just the cookies without the frosting |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 6:03:10 PM #2 | They make frosted animal crackers tho --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | So my fiance got a letter in our mailbox |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 6:02:05 PM #6 | Sounds like the mailman is licking her stamp --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | If someone doesn't text me back soon enough, I send a follow up saying ANSWER ME |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 4:26:09 PM #11 | Will you please not answer me? ANSWER ME --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Average-looking woman who likes gaming and anime vs. hot woman who likes neither |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 3:15:11 PM #4 | Hot women always like nerdy crap and it's annoying. I'm a Chad, I don't want to hear about your gosh forsaken (forsaken by gosh, himself) cartoons. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | You are walking up the stairs behind a hot woman |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 3:13:42 PM #9 | I "trip" and bury my face in between those cheeks and start crying because I've never felt so loved --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | If someone doesn't text me back soon enough, I send a follow up saying ANSWER ME |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 3:09:32 PM #8 | Machete posted...
I have a massive pork sword Ermac posted... Never double text. If you arent worth their time thats not your problem I genuinely have won a lot of women back by just by texting them again after they disappeared for weeks --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I hadn't heard from this woman on Hinge in a week, so I sent her another message |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 3:01:16 PM #39 | Grubhub posted...
Classic deupd_u melty --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | If someone doesn't text me back soon enough, I send a follow up saying ANSWER ME |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 2:54:30 PM #3 | Can I take you to dinner on Friday night? ANSWER ME Did your father want to be burried or cremated? ANSWER ME I love you. ANSWER ME What did you do to my dog, you monster? ANSWER ME Are you not satisfied by the size of my penis? ANSWER ME --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | If someone doesn't text me back soon enough, I send a follow up saying ANSWER ME |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 2:48:57 PM #1 | They think I'm crazy But I'm not crazy. I am NOT crazy. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I hadn't heard from this woman on Hinge in a week, so I sent her another message |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 2:45:52 PM #21 | jon1012 posted... So she was honest with you, didnt lead you on and youre mad? You'd have to have very bad social skills to not see how that particular sentence was quite intentionally rude --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I hadn't heard from this woman on Hinge in a week, so I sent her another message |
| deupd_u2 04/11/21 2:42:26 PM #16 | J03can posted... She gave you something when you didnt deserve anything You guys always say shit like this, and it's cringe. "You don't DESERVE to have a woman be civilized to you! You should be grateful you share her same plane of existence! You should be willing to pay her $1,000 to cough in your eyes! You should drop and kowtow to God in thanks for the mere concept of women. You don't de serve toev en LIVE" I'm cringing right now. I'm going to do it again. Here it comes Uh There it was, that was me cringing. I'm physically recoiling from your bad take on life --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I hadn't heard from this woman on Hinge in a week, so I sent her another message |
| deupd_u2 04/10/21 7:17:16 PM #3 | Naysaspace posted...
The things you guys react to is almost random. As if that makes me a total psycho --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Firday night party topic 4/9! 'RIP X. Who's gon' give it to me now?' |
| deupd_u2 04/09/21 5:54:43 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Please welcome Coach Horny |
| deupd_u2 04/05/21 8:56:12 PM #3 | |
| Topic | I was making out with a chick last night, but she wouldn't come home with me |
| deupd_u2 03/14/21 2:09:38 PM #4 | They like Me enough to put their tongue in my mouth, but not enough to text me back in the morning. What the FUCK? This happens too often. Let me cuddle you, skank --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I was making out with a chick last night, but she wouldn't come home with me |
| deupd_u2 03/14/21 1:44:40 PM #3 | AlCalavicci posted... Not everyone wants to have sex after making out with someone they just met Why not? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I was making out with a chick last night, but she wouldn't come home with me |
| deupd_u2 03/14/21 1:40:03 PM #1 | I dont understand why women do this. You just want to make out, and then leave? She gave me get number, but I doubt she'll text me back. God damn it. I hope none of my gf's friends were out and saw me :x --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 3/12/21! |
| deupd_u2 03/12/21 6:26:59 PM #3 | I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts! Woooooo --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Friday night, what are you guys drinkin'? |
| deupd_u2 02/26/21 4:33:33 PM #4 | The grocery store had BOGO Red Stripe. It's ok. I like the bottle, makes me feel like it's a potion --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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