Lurker > divot1338

homina, homina

*lump in throat cartoonishly goes up and down*

Awooga!
*old timey car horn*

*eyeballs bulge in and out*

Howling

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GameboyTroy posted...

Her eyes are so pale colored they remind me of the chick from They Live.


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dj1200 posted...

God I love underboob.

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That shit is ridiculous.

Why? How? What?

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vichyssoise

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vorpal

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gunplagirl posted...

Thats a guaranteed thumb sprain.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

It's a dress, not like she's wearing a bikini made of neon lights with arrows pointing to her tits

As a matter of fact the shape created by a low cut blouse like that is arrow shaped and pointed directly at her breasts.

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Noumas posted...

This is unironically awesome

Its a Sikh bar.

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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

https://i.redd.it/wsf7if2dhrd71.jpg

But you gotta be at work in 5 minutes

If Im going to be 25 minutes late to work, I might as well fuck her and be 27 minutes late to work.

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Noumas posted...

Also, seek bar?

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Flockaveli posted...

I spy with my naked eye areola!

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ZannoL posted...

letting 825,000 teenagers loose with free cash and expecting them to be nudged away from the nearest multiplex and into an art-house movie theater is a nave waste of taxpayer money.

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YookaLaylee posted...

Cant you invite your friend to come too and double date with Hawkgirl?

Hawkman is going to kick your ass.

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Southernfatman posted...

Ok is Homeland Security going to do anything about it before it potentially gets out of hand?

No

The CIA needs to solve this problem by eliminating the source.

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saspa posted...

I actually always wondered about people who say they shower in 10 minutes.

What the hell are you doing in there? Thinking deep thoughts?

Scrub, scrub, scrub, face, neck, chest, arm, arm, back, leg, leg, rinse, done.

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Le moist juice

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Practice two things;

• chipping a 20-30 yard shot that lands about 70% of the way to the hole. Your swing will extend from about 3 to 9 oclock.
• hitting a normal 5 iron at about 90% power. I can play a round at par on my home course using norhing but a 5 iron. Thats actually how I warm up during the first couple of rounds I play when starting back up.

If you work on building confidence in those two shots youve basically got most of the round under control. Other than that its just putting and driving which shouldnt be a concern at first.

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Mamma mia!

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Turbam posted...

*snicker*

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Dogs are like small children.

Theyre already so close to the floor that their heads cant achieve terminal velocity. So the thunk you hear just sounds way worse than it is.

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I saw an interview with this one doctor here in Houston who has worked 500 days in a row without a day off.

That would cause me to have a psychotic break.

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gunplagirl posted...

Where's my sugar daddies at? ;-;

CE should get you a kickstarter. We could do this.

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dj1200 posted...

Everything about this is great.

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Spelling error aside, what is that supposed to be?

An official what?

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Kaiganeer posted...

was it genuine tho

No it was faux outrage.

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scamatoru posted...

what makes you so sure hes innocent?

• the people who committed the crime said he had nothing to do with it
• the only witness recanted
• all of the prosecuting attorneys said so

And the suggestion by the governor that this guy cant jump the line is fucking ridiculous. Hes been wrongly incarcerated forty years longer than the fatass gun nuts he pardoned last week.

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Fine but Im billing the company for electricity, internet access, subscriber fees, local tax surcharge and anything else I can think of to get the 5% back.

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Shablagoo posted...

Pepsi: It Gets The Job Done

Does it though?

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ThePrinceFish posted...

I thought they gave them cardboard beds or some shit to try to avoid the usual STD orgy.

Im sure that just raises the degree of difficulty when its two (or more) people who can do a backflip on a balance beam.

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Wtf is she staring at? An eclipse?

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You mean boy friend?

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verily

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Ill take People that look like their pets for $500.

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Nixer please.

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Everyone thank Donald Trump.

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mustachedmystic posted...

For some reason, that picture made me think of when Pennys bf thought the nerds were going to blow up the moon. I dont have anything intelligent to say

Well now I cant unsee it.

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Panthera posted...

I'm glad everyone on GameFAQs could find the maturity necessary to forgive themselves for whatever we did to get ourselves blocked in the first place

Pretty sure the asshole I blocked had it coming.

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Cpt_Pineapple posted...

why is your dog driving?

I was taking a nap in the passenger seat.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Have you raised him since a puppy?

Yes. Although I did rescue her from a family of crack enthusiasts.

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Or at the very least thinks there was some sort of elaborate game of peekaboo going on.

While waiting in line at Chick-fil-A a woman in a full berkha walked by. Charley flipped her shit.


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Fix your shit, sballen.

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darkprince45 posted...

Except in cases like the officer in Nevada that was shot in the head by a suspect and now disabled for life. During a protest last year. The guy will go to prison for a couple years. Now his family has to pay for him the rest of his life. They should be afforded the right to pay for the care of his life that the suspect created

That is literally something made available through the standard trial process. Nothing about this is necessary; the whole thing is meant to provide a complete redundant penalty.

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Melo is the opposite of a superstar. He literally cant play with other players.

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BloodMoon7 posted...

You cry? I can't cry anymore, I feel nothing inside.

Pull out a nose hair.

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