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most best men

Too bag they're too short to reach an elementary school English textbook.

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g0ldie posted...

the intruder killed two pet parakeets by stomping on them.

That's metal as shit.

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Gonna be real hard for them to tell me anything over me screaming at them.

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Death penalty.

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I love watches, though I don't wear any myself. It's kinda like loving and appreciating artwork but never actually buying a piece.

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https://youtu.be/1ceVpDjYd4k

Best song, but not video obviously.

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I read that as

concept of sounding

and I was very, very confused.

Also, don't respond to Joenumbers. Just don't do it.


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omega cookie posted...

You do know that I was originally responding to someone who seemingly asked why they were allowed to question the boy after he had already testified, and if they could just not let that happen, right? And that the entire basis of my response was based on him having already testified, right?

I guessing you don't, because if you did, your "condescending tone within your head" would make you look like a fucking moron, instead of just the fool you look like now.

I'm sorry --------------- , the answer I should have given you was "after the boy had already given testimony, they should have used their time machine to make it so that he had never testified, and had in fact done something else entirely."

I'm truly sorry I gave you an answer based on the question you actually asked, and not rewrote the universe itself to have made the situation you were asking about never have actually happened.

Will you find it in your heart to forgive me?

That man disappeared faster than an ice cube in the fucking desert.

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one-year-old girl

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You should take an English class.

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That guy from Static X raped a kid.

Oh, and Ian Watkins for LostProphets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Lostprophets_singer)

On 19 December 2012, Watkins was charged at Cardiff magistrates court with conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a one-year-old girl and possession and/or distribution of indecent images of children and "extreme animal pornography".

sexual activity with a one-year-old girl

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Ving_Rhames posted...

Im completely neutral.

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NoxObscuras posted...

That really, sucks, but this made me laugh so much. I can just imagine cops running your name, seeing that pop up and just being really freaked out by "sexual assault of a police officer"

I laugh my ass off every single time. I watch it happen in the rear view when they run my plates, and you can see the double take, then they look at my car, and then they get really tense. Such is life.

The only time it's ever worried me, was a female cop pulled me over, and I watched her call for backup. Remember, same message as if I tried to rape a cop. The chances get a lot higher that something will go bad when there's four cars behind me, and a literal squadron of police officers are walking towards my car. Everything turned out fine, I just made real sure not to suddenly move.

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Yes. If I had the magic ability to change something, it would probably just be getting rid of night terrors. I'd like to be able to sleep in the same bed as my fiance. And stop cutting my face during my sleep.

All things being equal though, that's relatively minor.

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Both, I suppose. When I was a teenager, a bunch of us got arrested for public intoxication after we got drunk and someone started a fight. They had us lined up against the cars while they figured out what to do with us.(Full disclosure, had it not been for me, they would have just let us all go home with a warning, there were too many of us to bring to the station.).

I had to piss, told the cop this, and he told me to piss my pants if I had to go that bad. I decided this was not an acceptable plan, whipped it out, and started pissing. He came over to... try to stop me? Unclear. I ended up pissing on him. BAM. Sexual assault on a police officer charge.

Long story short, judge tossed it out, and I had it expunged from my record. However, there is a nationwide database that this charge is still in, and it comes up when cops run my name. It gives no details, it just says *My name* - Arrested and charged for sexual assault of a police officer. The exactly same message it would give if I raped a cop. Sometimes it says charges dropped, sometimes it doesn't.

Due to this, every single time I get pulled over or questioned by the cops, they draw their gun on me. Not pointing it at me, but out. So every single experience I've had with cops starts out real bad, but once I give the memorized speech on what happened and they see that I'm not a threat, it always swings back hard the other way, and they always treat me really well, almost as an apology for the gun thing.

And to answer the first question I always get, yes, I can have this fixed. However, I have to fly back to the other side of the country, pay a bunch of money, and go through endless bureaucratic bullshit to do. Seeing as I'm older and only deal with the cops every few years now, it's not really a big enough issue to warrant the expense and aggravation.

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OH. There was also the time I got raided by a SWAT team and woke up with a guy kneeling on my chest with a shotgun in my face. He was really nice, he lit and ashed cigarrettes for my while the manhunt went on in the other rooms. But that was SWAT, and they were after a guy on a murder spree so...

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Yes, if the other option was truly terrible. Much like I'd never vote for Hilary Clinton, unless we got stuck with the worst possible set of choices, like her or Pence. Because that man is pure evil.

I don't vote though, so there's likely no chance I'd ever vote for or against a Trump.

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She's got a face like a bag of smashed assholes.

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Pogo_Marimo posted...

This is a decision reached by the Supreme Court, local case law is irrelevant. It's not as if the kid gave testimony before they even thought if he should be cross-examined in front of (or by) his father--The judge made the (Disturbing) choice that the psychological health and development of a child was less important than the least valuable component of the right to confrontation--A choice which historically other jurisdictions would not make to be frank.

Now, should he have allowed this? This is the entire point. No. It's abundantly clear to any professional observer that he shouldn't. Which is the point of the article. Which is the point of my first post. Which is why I find it so detestable that you could even find it within your head to take a condescending tone with your post. That's real "nice". Not smart. Not useful. But "nice".

You do know that I was originally responding to someone who seemingly asked why they were allowed to question the boy after he had already testified, and if they could just not let that happen, right? And that the entire basis of my response was based on him having already testified, right?

I guessing you don't, because if you did, your "condescending tone within your head" would make you look like a fucking moron, instead of just the fool you look like now.

I'm sorry @TheVipaGTS , the answer I should have given you was "after the boy had already given testimony, they should have used their time machine to make it so that he had never testified, and had in fact done something else entirely."

I'm truly sorry I gave you an answer based on the question you actually asked, and not rewrote the universe itself to have made the situation you were asking about never have actually happened.

Will you find it in your heart to forgive me?

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Reminder that Joenumbers not only got banned for LL for threatening to hunt down and murder the family of one of the mods, but he also believes cops should shoot knives and guns out of people's hands without hurting them.

That's the caliber of person you guys are trying to argue with.

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TheGoldenEel posted...

thats why I stopped buying jacks imo

That's your opinion on why you stopped doing something? You don't actually know?

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TetsuoS2 posted...

We're allowed to do both, and not doing space doesn't mean you'll solve the world's problems.

Do you think Bezoz and shit will become charities because they weren't allowed to do space tech?

If we were to cut budgets I'd much prefer cuts on military spending.

Hey look, someone dumb enough to find a way to throw a temper tantrum in an obvious joke topic.

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Use the Close Your Account materia.

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I've been BICing my head for over a decade now.

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Pogo_Marimo posted...

An example of case law on the matter is:

https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/497/836/

Where the use of a one-way CC TV was used instead of face to face as the witness, a child, was the victim of domestic abuse from the accused.

That's nice.

If the Judge uses his discretion to allow the boy to take the stand and testify, in person, to the jury, he must then be allowed to be questioned, in person, by the defense.

Now, should he have allowed this? That's another matter. And depends of the relevant case law from that jurisdiction, as well as what is allowed via judicial discretion.

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TheVipaGTS posted...

Open, yes. But in a case like this I dont believe its a right. Its at the discretion of the judge. Correct me if Im wrong.

By using the testimony of the child, they are forced to allow him to be cross examined. However, in a situation like this(testifying against a defendant who is representing themselves), they will sometimes have an attorney sitting in as legal advisor for the self representing defendant take over the questioning, though that isn't a rule of law, but more one of decorum.

Either way, not allowing the child to be cross examined would be judicial misconduct, and would be a guaranteed reversal of a guilty verdict.

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BrandonSmith posted...

What if his dad is the judge?

Then I eat my own hands in the courtroom, thereby proving my dominance, and becoming the new judge.

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Does that mean he won the challenge?

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BrandonSmith posted...

What if he is a cop and his cop buddies take his side over yours?

My fiance and I are attorneys. Much higher on the food chain.

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Call the cops, press charges, and ruin his life.

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wackyteen posted...

If this was all over like, Texas or Florida or another yuge electoral vote count state, I might at least understand the desperation, doubly so if it would actually flip the election.

But it's mf Arizona yo. 6 votes. No outward bearing on the end results of the election.

This whole thing is so desperate it just makes all involved parties look sad

To humor these idiots, if they did somehow find and prove massive voter fraud in Arizona, it would give them a platform to demand a full audit of every vote from every state, or at least in battleground states. Overturning the votes in Arizona would be meaningless, but it would pave the way for overturning the votes of other states.

You know, if it wasn't a massive crock of shit.

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WalkingLobsters posted...

story?

He met his wife when she was 14 and he was 19. Banged her a year later, iirc.

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Can't be a 10 with shitty tattoos.

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Imagine whipping out a decade old alt to do some of the worst, most blatant trolling you could possibly do.

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VioletMassacre posted...

18? She's been legal in her own country for three years then. Has she changed at all looks wise since she got famous?

Didn't you groom your wife when she was 14?

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When did trolling become "I'm going to pretend to have severe learning disabilities"?

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It truly tickles my shitter that the topic title has "Latinx" to be all PC, and then calls them blacks.


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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

#1 was one of those types of people that has to grow on you.

Yea he did chill and fit in better in later seasons.

Apparently, Gene told him that Riker was never supposed to smile, and was always completely serious. Essentially, angry Spock. Thankfully, they let him act more like himself after the first season.

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pegusus123456 posted...

Without the spoilers, the writers do kind of recognize this and he becomes a deeper character later on.

This. The main problem with Bashir is they take way too long to develop him. Once they do, he's honestly one of the more compelling characters.

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Goatsensation posted...

Palestinians in the besieged enclave sent incendiary balloons into southern Israel

Play stupid games, win air strike prizes.

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TheVipaGTS posted...

It is, but i guess they figure if people hear a cop was hurt they'll be more vigilant and want justice...which is laughable in itself.

It's issued because someone willing to hurt or kill a police officer likely isn't going to balk at hurting your average person. Making people aware that there is someone out there who is not potentially dangerous, but is absolutely dangerous, could potentially save lives.

That and knowing he killed or injured a cop would, for most people, stop them from trying to play hero and take them down themselves. Most people are a lot less likely to try it if the guy already killed one of the guys that you call to save you.

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Revnir posted...

The movie is well made but it comes across as fascist propaganda tbh

Imagine being so close to the point of the movie, only to somehow not only stumble on the last hurdle, but have it slam firmly up your asshole.

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A million dollars to laugh my ass off for four years? You bet your sweet ass.

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Harpie posted...

56

Settling for what you can get, eh?

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