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| Topic | What are some games with weirdly difficult mandatory boss fights early on? |
| synth_real 08/08/21 11:11:29 PM #42 | UnfairRepresent posted... I remember whooping that guys assYou can also go north of the Inn first and pick up Ajantis before that fight, as long as you don't mind fighting your way through hobgoblins to get him. You can even run over to the guards and they'll help defend you. A lot of people still had trouble with that fight, though. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I am researching Crack and Cocaine. Not to take, but because of IASIP. |
| synth_real 08/07/21 5:05:47 AM #7 | Mead posted... Everyone Ive ever known who has claimed to have tried crack at some point claims the same thing: That the exact moment you try it, you are hopelessly addicted to it. The effect is that profound on human biology. And I dont think many people make it back from that.I've known several people who did cocaine and crack in varying amounts, it's not quite that bad, but crack is significantly more addictive. I've never smoked crack before in my life, but what I've been told is that the high is way stronger than coke. That kind of short, intense dopamine rush leads to a big crash when it wears off, so people want to keep smoking more so they don't have to deal with that and can stay high instead. Coming down from a big binge on a powerful drug like that feels absolutely terrible. wolfy42 posted... So I looked up a website and I still don't get it. At first I was like, maybe it's much cheaper, but nope, it actually looks like it's more expensive per period of time you get high.Most people who smoke a lot of crack know how to cook it, all it takes is coke and baking soda. I'm not going to go into details on how to cook it here, but it's really simple. The only reason someone would pay that much for 1/4 of a gram is because their dealer is charging them out the ass for the inconvenience of having to meet someone for a quantity that small. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What are some games with weirdly difficult mandatory boss fights early on? |
| synth_real 08/06/21 6:21:31 PM #40 | Baldur's Gate. The game just kicks your ass in general, but the mage outside the Friendly Arm Inn is a rough fight unless you get lucky and make all your saves. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What are the differences between Tinder, Grindr, Bumble, and Hinge? |
| synth_real 08/06/21 5:11:35 PM #5 | Grindr is the easiest one to get laid with. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is Doom 2's Super Shotgun the most satisfying FPS weapon of all time? |
| synth_real 08/06/21 5:07:59 PM #7 | The Stake Gun from Painkiller. Sure, it's kinda awkward to use, but impaling an enemy and pinning them to the wall behind them never gets old. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Facebook flagged me for misinformation. Wow. |
| synth_real 08/04/21 6:12:43 PM #5 | Someone reported it. Time to sort out who on your friends list is the snitch. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If your gf asked you to suck a dildo, would you? |
| synth_real 08/03/21 7:08:22 PM #31 | mooreandrew58 posted... I guess? Never saw the appeal of sucking a dildo though.Practice makes perfect --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Even the wild deer in the US are catching COVID |
| synth_real 08/03/21 7:07:05 PM #5 | Sariana21 posted... ...how?furries --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | On a scale of 1 to 10, how closely are you following the Olympics? |
| synth_real 08/02/21 8:43:03 PM #27 | The only reason I even know the Olympics are going on right now is because I watch baseball and they mention Olympic coverage happening after the game ends. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If your gf asked you to suck a dildo, would you? |
| synth_real 08/01/21 4:10:30 PM #20 | I don't need a girlfriend to do that. Of course, the real thing tastes better than rubber. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Games where you are genuinely evil |
| synth_real 08/01/21 9:08:47 AM #41 | Almost forgot, for fans of Dungeon Keeper, there's War For The Overworld, it started out as a project to mod DK2 but they realized it would be easier to just make a whole new game instead because DK2 is full of old DRM and very frustrating to make any changes to. They even got Richard Ridings back as the voice of your advisor, the writing isn't quite the same but there's lots of gameplay improvements and only one mostly shitty monster type. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Games where you are genuinely evil |
| synth_real 08/01/21 9:04:03 AM #40 | DespondentDeity posted... Legend of Keepers is a pretty great newer title in the same vein, Id say its a wait for a sale, but I paid full price and am not upset at all about it.In terms of gameplay, it's Darkest Dungeon but in reverse, you're the one setting up the dungeon. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Anyone drinking tonight? |
| synth_real 08/01/21 12:05:11 AM #13 | I had one beer tonight, does that count? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | People who order sweet potato fries are doing it forf atttention |
| synth_real 07/31/21 10:18:25 PM #2 | They're actually pretty good with chipotle mayo, but otherwise I'd rather get onion rings or a poutine for a side instead. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Cop threatened to kill his tenant and sell their child over rent dispute |
| synth_real 07/31/21 9:53:34 PM #24 | darkmaian23 posted... I thought Canada supposedly had better police and a better criminal justice system than the US? This is almost worse than a lot of our cases.Quebec is notorious for widespread corruption throughout everything to do with the government. Some of the biggest mafia bosses in North America live there. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Cop threatened to kill his tenant and sell their child over rent dispute |
| synth_real 07/31/21 5:42:02 PM #14 | Umbreon posted... We sure "Quebec police" isn't the name of the Mafia over in Canada?No, that's the Quebec government you're thinking of --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you still wear a mask when you go outside? |
| synth_real 07/31/21 9:35:42 AM #34 | If you mean in outdoor areas, no. If you mean when I go out to other places, it's still required here. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Could A Silverback Gorilla Kill A Mountain Lion In A Fight? |
| synth_real 07/29/21 8:31:54 PM #58 | SaltyWet posted... Gorillas and Jaguars are not sympatricSorry, got them mixed up with leopards --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | i love when i get a nose hair long enough to pluck out |
| synth_real 07/29/21 8:29:42 PM #7 | HyperShadow23J posted... i dont understandKeep up on the plucking and you will --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Could A Silverback Gorilla Kill A Mountain Lion In A Fight? |
| synth_real 07/29/21 7:04:30 PM #38 | Mountain lions are ambush predators, the only way that fight is starting is if it catches the gorilla by surprise and attempts to bite the back of its neck. Gorillas do get ambushed by jaguars in the wild, it usually ends in the jaguar failing to do much and running away, but every now and then one gets lucky with a smaller gorilla. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Shoutout to this dude who treated WWII as his own personal RPG |
| synth_real 07/28/21 9:29:31 PM #9 | Hexenherz posted... I bet doing crazy shit gave you an advantage back in those days.I don't know about you, but if I see someone easy to shoot, I'm gonna shoot them first. A guy running at you is likely to lob a grenade right into your position. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you like dick? |
| synth_real 07/28/21 9:27:29 PM #10 | Yes please, daddy! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What if frodo throw the ring into another volcano that is nor mordor? |
| synth_real 07/28/21 9:26:00 PM #10 | Irony posted... What if Frodo just put it in his assWould that count as wearing it? I mean, you wear a buttplug, what's the difference? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | i love when i get a nose hair long enough to pluck out |
| synth_real 07/28/21 7:09:36 PM #2 | That's amateur level plucking if it still hurts --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm trying to play Banished and I'm really bad at it. Any tips? |
| synth_real 07/26/21 11:04:49 PM #21 | ShyOx posted... Once I get around 200 is when I start getting bored and the holes in the armor of the game start showing; it works a lot better with smaller hamlets than what is fast becoming a city.Building a large town takes a much higher degree of planning right from the beginning, and maybe a few mods as well, but I really like the game when my village gets big. You have to be smart about where you locate things and how you spread out resource production. Building lots of paths is important, and if you have the infinite quarries mod then there's no good reason not to upgrade all your paths to stone once you have a surplus, getting people around quicker is worth the cost. My problems start coming when my town goes over 1000 pop, because then my 10-year old computer starts to chug. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm trying to play Banished and I'm really bad at it. Any tips? |
| synth_real 07/25/21 10:56:52 AM #19 | Shotgunnova posted... Ahh yes, I forgot about the whole "make room for other stuff in stockpiles/barns" angle. I actually used trading posts for most of the storage, since they have way more capacity than any (maybe even 2-3) barns.Hmmm, I've never thought to use trading posts that way, you can specify what and how much you want stored in them, but it's a little more labour intensive. However, I don't care about the storage capacity of markets, they exist to make sure everybody has fair access to all the supplies they need, otherwise when your community gets larger you'll end up with some houses overstocked on some things and completely without others. You'll get people starving even though there's plenty of food, because they live too far away from the barns where it's stored, but the inventory of their homes are completely full up with way more firewood than they need because they live next to the woodcutter. They can't go get more food in that situation until they use up some of that firewood to make space in their home inventory, which leads to deaths from starvation. Another tip I'll give you is to be selective about when you let nomads join your town. They often bring diseases with them, and the unplanned-for increase in population can lead to shortages in supplies and housing down the line, because they also cause an increase in population growth from the extra adult couples having children once they've settled in houses. Don't feel like you need to accept them unless you know for sure you want the extra people. I often put them to work in the quarries and mines because those are higher mortality professions. Generally speaking, you need to always be planning for expansion and make sure you're already prepared to meet the needs of the additional people, or else you'll build yourself into a food shortage. When your village gets big, if your food supplies get low before you build more production, you're too late and people are gonna starve. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm trying to play Banished and I'm really bad at it. Any tips? |
| synth_real 07/24/21 7:15:18 PM #12 | Shotgunnova posted... I rarely build markets, actually, so I don't remember what they do that much. I think the person gets samples of all crops, fruits, resources, etc. and brings them to a hub? Yeah, that can be a smart idea if you've got a semi-developed region working.Yes, they're highly useful when you cluster your houses inside their radius, not having them will lead to homes lacking essential supplies even though you have a surplus of them, because people are spending too much time wandering around collecting them when your settlement expands. It gives everybody more time to spend at their jobs, as well. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you consider taco bell to be mexican food? |
| synth_real 07/24/21 4:49:12 PM #24 | MI4 REAL posted... It only happens to people who don't eat a lot of fast food, and it's also a dumb meme.Last time I ate there, I was in my twenties and ate fast food literally every single day, sometimes for multiple meals a day. One of the worst cases of the shits I've ever had. I eat plenty of spicy food too, Taco Bell really is just that bad. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm trying to play Banished and I'm really bad at it. Any tips? |
| synth_real 07/24/21 3:49:07 PM #7 | Fishing, hunting, and raising animals provides food all year long, gathering might too but I can't remember for sure right now. Always build more barns before they're all full, and cluster homes around markets. Stone houses are worth the extra cost, otherwise you'll suddenly find yourself out of firewood one winter with people freezing to death. Build hospitals before you need them, and give people lots of pathways so they're not too clustered together, or else disease outbreaks will kill a lot of people. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you consider taco bell to be mexican food? |
| synth_real 07/24/21 3:35:27 PM #9 | I consider Taco Bell to be a future case of horrendous diarrhea. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | One of these condiments must go away forever |
| synth_real 07/19/21 9:29:48 PM #25 | Steak sauce is the only one on the list that I never use. I've had it in the past, I don't dislike it, but I never get the urge to have it either. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The perfect woman but she forces you to wear panties |
| synth_real 07/19/21 7:37:21 PM #18 | Does she invite large groups of strange men over for me too? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you worry about eternal damnation? What about for friends and family? |
| synth_real 07/08/21 6:47:49 PM #8 | I'm a Satanist. I don't worry about eternal damnation, I look forward to it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Some people aren't convinced that The Matrix was a trans allegory. |
| synth_real 07/08/21 6:30:35 PM #47 | Zikten posted... GnosticismFrom the sources I've read, Sophia (which is a word that means Wisdom) gave birth to the Demiurge, the God of the Hebrews, who created our universe. The Demiurge was never supposed to exist, and was very deeply flawed, and that extended to the world he created. He is a very jealous, angry being who keeps us trapped in this world to suffer in a cycle of endless reincarnation. Sophia is the feminine principle of the true highest God, who sent Jesus to teach us how to escape our imprisonment in this world. Sophia is not imprisoned, she is far beyond the power of the Demiurge. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm playing The Witcher: Enhanced Edition and getting the typical WRPG pet peeve |
| synth_real 06/27/21 2:09:26 PM #23 | What kind of a build are you playing with? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm playing The Witcher: Enhanced Edition and getting the typical WRPG pet peeve |
| synth_real 06/26/21 3:04:15 PM #4 | You can always do a little level grinding. Look for a spot with a good ratio of enemies to it's size, especially if all the enemies are one type because then you can use the appropriate sword oil to kill them faster. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Without naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away? |
| synth_real 06/25/21 10:20:40 PM #110 | Remember, no Russian --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | More than 750 unmarked graves found at Saskatchewan residential sc |
| synth_real 06/25/21 6:36:31 PM #55 | radical rhino posted... The articles Ive read have left me confused. Is there an implication that children were killed or died from neglect from the teachers at these schools? Were the kids not living with their parents? Or is the only crime that the schools removed the markers from an indigenous graveyard that was on their property?The Canadian government used to round up all the indigenous children and sent them away to boarding schools with horrible conditions, terrible neglect and abuse of all kinds was done to these children. The school curriculum was designed around forcibly stripping them of their culture and language, with cruel and unusual punishments for those who disobeyed. The schools were rife with preventable diseases due to a lack of sanitation and medical care along with poor nutrition. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Without naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away? |
| synth_real 06/24/21 6:32:23 PM #83 | All your base --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What is the sexual preference if you only like trans women w dicks? |
| synth_real 06/23/21 6:46:51 PM #11 | Chaser --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What is the Sleep/ Web of Baldur's Gate 2? |
| synth_real 06/22/21 7:09:00 PM #2 | Web remains a rather effective spell in BG2. Just put two of them in a Minor Sequencer, they stack, anything without Free Action is gonna have a bad time. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Are you naked if you only wear sunglasses? |
| synth_real 06/19/21 11:53:30 AM #4 | Indoors or outdoors? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Gonna save money and SLAM DOWN 2 ball park weiners after WORK |
| synth_real 06/10/21 7:01:04 PM #11 | AirFresh posted... I did end up making this. I air fried the weiners and got them nice, juicy and crispy and cut them up and mixed them with Mac. 5/10 but it did hit the spot.Just needs ketchup --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You have to create a basketball team out of five video game characters |
| synth_real 06/01/21 11:02:34 PM #31 | Balrog0 posted... His feet are firmly planted at half courtHe's way bigger than half court, if anything the whole game could be hosted inside of him --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You have to create a basketball team out of five video game characters |
| synth_real 06/01/21 6:49:39 PM #19 | Why had nobody said Bomberman yet? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How did you watch Beavis & Butt-Head? |
| synth_real 05/21/21 6:12:41 PM #6 | Some of the funniest parts of the show are in the music videos, it's really only half of the show without them. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's your favorite gun in Fallout New Vegas? |
| synth_real 05/16/21 11:34:32 AM #22 | I'm loving the grenade launcher right now, it's good at killing just about everything, and 40mm grenades are just common enough that I don't have to feel like it's a waste to use them on small groups of common enemies. Pew Pew is hilarious in a crit build with the Meltdown perk. Just don't get too close. Not technically a gun, but Gehenna can dish out a lot of damage with the Pyromaniac and Slayer perks. I'm also using the Cannibal perk, so it's kinda nice to barbecue my food before I eat it. I almost forgot MFC clusters, by far the best reason to take Mad Bomber. Even though they're technically a placed explosive, you can still chuck them a good distance and they cover a pretty generous area, and best of all if you miss, you can always go collect them and reuse them as MFC grenades. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I think I'm gonna play Banished again |
| synth_real 05/09/21 6:35:31 PM #41 | You can never have too many barns, just keep constantly building new ones. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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