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257Loner posted...

One day a man will refuse the mark of the beast and be denied a chance to buy or sell. But he'll save his life.

One day you'll say something intelligent.

we're both talking about fiction

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Background_Guy posted...

Is Shrek 2 Shrek?

2 Shrek 2 Furious

brestugo posted...

The one I feared had wore the same brown polyester slacks WITH NO BACK POCKETS everyday for 3 years. They got rid of him after that.

... because of the slacks?

I thought this was about Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Probably would have been more relevant.

Can he see out of the hood?

Now all you have to do is learn basic history.

Marty McFly should have done less Momfucking and more Kobewarning

All E4 trainers should be like Agatha.

Salty because Oak isn't tapping that.

Mibahlzitch posted...

A game about hitting people with trucks to Isekai them

A game about hitting people with trucks to Isekai them between the teams Dump Truck Dumpers and Milk Truck Milkers

Gobstoppers12 posted...

I don't know how much of it was just marketing and PR speech, but I heard somebody say that he absolutely loved making these movies. Hopefully he plays Robotnik forever.

Dude, he was having a fucking blast the whole time.

Smackems posted...

I hope they release a sex tape

I can finally see if Pete has an eye where his butthole should be

WingsOfGood posted...

There is roughly 209,128,094 people over 18 in America.

26% of that is 54,373,304
or 54 million

And how many of those people are in that category for a "cannot/will not" reason, medical or asexuality or whatever?

IXI_Fission_IXI posted...

preparing for large-scale emergencies of various nature

that coincidentally all speak Russian

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/6/AABUaRAAC7fe.jpg

ViewtifulJoe posted...

I never knew what to make of him referring to him as the Toad.

He needed an extra syllable to fit the rhythm.

This is literally the only line where he tried.

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

4 jacks lol? howd you manage that?

My original jack was too short, only found out after the car was up and tire was off, couldn't get the spare on.

Someone happened to have a floor jack, spare went on.

Got 500 feet, spare exploded off the bead.

Came back the next day with new jack and tire, new jack was also too short in exactly the same way, tires could come off but not go on.

Had to call a tow truck to bring another floor jack.

The only time I tried to change a spare it took me almost 24 hours and took more than one of both jack and spare.

There were at least 4 jacks involved.

EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Not the word I would use to describe him.

Your wildly incorrect standards are the source of your woes.

masterpug53 posted...

that's assuming that another racer doesn't clobber me in passing because I'm slowing down.

There's your problem, the brakes are for cowards.

I have a Ruger .22 and a Mossberg 510 (I think) personally.

My family has a fuckload of guns through my grandfather and my father's younger years, I'll probably end up with them when my father dies.

A Sonic

Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp

With three Revives.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

why make an exception for fish

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/1/AABUaRAAC7UJ.jpg

Anony1125 posted...

but have you ever tried blueberry chocolate chip muffins/pancakes?

Coat the blueberries in chocolate before baking

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AABUaRAAC5d6.jpg

Does their eye rhymes with symmetry?

No.

fuckin' blake

Blueberry pancakes are uncomfortably close to waffles and thus unacceptable.

IndorilGawain posted...

Ftr Hannibal is absolutely one of those history buffs im suspicious of

Took me a second to realize this wasn't directed at Actual Historic Hannibal.

Ranting Nord posted...

I can definitely say he's at least one of those things.

Aerodynamic?

R1masher posted...

Careful, the dog might throw the youre not my real father thing back in your face when you reprimand the dog for shitting on the carpet

Always a rough conversation for people who didn't conceive a dog naturally

Here was I expecting you to offer me the VD.

Rayman2943 posted...

Will show off pics next week

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/7/AABUaRAACpmL.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/1/AABUaRAAC7Tr.png

Do what I do and be so shit at the game that you're the only one getting them.

DeathDeathSong posted...

active posts: 2

one post for every year of imaginary life

fohstick posted...

Canada is the new USA

It's been trending towards "America but Slightly Up" for years now.

MrWingnut posted...

Show me where Xbox hurt you.

We've queried the finest medical minds on the planet.

'twas the butt

ForsakenHermit posted...

Shoenice could keep it down.

Shoenice could snort a line of cesium and go swimming, the dude is a biological marvel.

Starring Benicio del Toro

The mods are not in love with the choco

IndorilGawain posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbbEuzDiTs

You get two piles of a million dollars, which by the transitive property would imply that you also do four chicks at the same time, or at least two distinct sets of two girls at the same time, man.

Not even my cat, she's a surprisingly affectionate stray that sleeps in the garage with like 4 other cats that don't like petting.

False title.

Elephant fixes inefficiently designed butt scratcher, to glorious renown

I don't even know anymore.

Like I'm an idiot but damn

The_Korey posted...

I definitely had brown in mind. I think I've seen purple before, though...

Dusky grey to full on coal, that's the usual range.

i have nipples greg

I am so in

oh well so you

https://youtu.be/fCcEjZQQNjo