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| Topic | Which user do you dislike the most on GameFAQs? |
| Kakapo 02/02/22 6:30:21 PM #6 | Active users? The guy who shared revenge porn. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Another director jumps on the 'Disney is ruining cinema' bandwagon. |
| Kakapo 02/02/22 6:17:20 PM #11 | EmbraceOfDeath posted... They ruined Star Wars for sure but that's not all of cinema.Meesa tink yousa did na watch da prequels --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Have you ever worked in a casino? |
| Kakapo 02/02/22 4:13:13 AM #2 | Id rather play piano in a whorehouse --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Woman: This is why I always have sex on the first date |
| Kakapo 02/02/22 4:03:12 AM #59 | MICHALECOLE posted... One time I matched with this cute emo chick on tinder and after a couple days of back and forth she invited me over, so I go over all rubbered up and ready to go, and I get there and.. shes not a cute emo chick, shes an overweight goth chick who outweighs me by about 30 pounds. Did you look like this? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/5/AAe-sxAAC4MD.jpg Seriously though, I get what you mean. I matched with a girl once and her profile pics were all very slightly chubby. In person, she would have been almost twice my weight. I dont know if they were really old photos or what, but its like she ate an entire other person. Also, she had an overbite that put Freddy Mercurys to shame and wanted to read my tarot. We chatted for a bit, but it was obvious we had nothing in common. I am not afraid to admit I ghosted the fuck out of her. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | My son: 'Daddy, I just found a cartoon where a guy does science like you' |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 10:56:19 PM #1 | *Shows me Dexters Laboratory. I love this kid. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | My secret favorite movie is Stardust. |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 9:15:10 PM #7 | AsucaHayashi posted... try to sum up the movie in one sentence.Neil Gaiman fairytale movie --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | $150,000, but you now have a boob. |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 8:54:09 PM #2 | Where is it though? --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Shovel Knight devs reveal new game, Zelda inspired. |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 7:23:08 PM #3 | BONE UP looks cute --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | The Book of Boba Fett Episode 5 Topic *SPOILERS* |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 7:12:59 PM #80 | ZevLoveDOOM posted... so this means we'll see our boy Grogu again on season 3 of The Mandalorian. nice!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/3/AAe-sxAAC4FJ.jpg --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | saw this on Imgur - dude freaks out, & shoots at tailgater as they pass him |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 7:07:45 PM #2 | What a responsible gun owner --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Had a dream of Tigers on the night when year of the Tiger begins. |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 6:45:22 PM #4 | Tigers at night, furrys delight. Tigers in the morning, zookeepers warning. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | When's the last time you got modded on this site? |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 6:25:19 PM #20 | Xavier_On_High posted... About 3 hours ago, for referencing Boris Johnson's short, fat penis.You deserve it for making anyone think of that pickled champignon. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Quote tweeted by Republican isn't from Voltaire. Is actually from pedo neo Nazi. |
| Kakapo 02/01/22 2:49:50 AM #2 | Boy, thats telling --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Which of these famous fictional butlers would you want working for you? |
| Kakapo 01/31/22 8:48:38 PM #6 | How on Gods green earth do you forget Jeeves? --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Bro I think you're hella cute bro |
| Kakapo 01/31/22 5:43:36 PM #2 | Bro! --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I was explicitly told that posting on CE would make me a cool guy. |
| Kakapo 01/31/22 5:43:20 PM #11 | I cant speak for anyone else, but Im cooler than a snowmans dangle. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | that CE sub run by muffin/caution/tailz or whatev. yeesh man |
| Kakapo 01/31/22 3:08:40 AM #117 | The sub is a bit like a sewer. I dont need to pop in to have a look to know that its gonna be full of shit, because I know whats gone into it. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Is Apple Music just a really flipping awful UI or am I missing something? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 10:22:30 PM #12 | Jagr_68 posted... Just saying they're not gonna change anything so if you have a problem, you really will have to adjust to itOr I can find an alternative, lol. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Is being racist, unattractive? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 9:39:26 PM #27 | Kegran posted... Yes, but not as unattractive as the purple and blue hairs. You know the ones that drive the pro-choice COEXIST wagon. That's a turn off. Have you tried at picking up at a Trump rally? Sounds like youd find more of your people there. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Is Apple Music just a really flipping awful UI or am I missing something? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 9:37:05 PM #7 | Jagr_68 posted... Deal with it.Really helpful. Thanks. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Is Apple Music just a really flipping awful UI or am I missing something? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 7:56:37 PM #3 | Have you tried foobar? There are some pretty good visualisation plugins iirc --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | How would you feel if Nintendo went third-party? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 7:11:48 PM #5 | The Popo posted... So long as their games are still top notch, whatev. Punished_Blinx posted... I'd be worried about the future of dedicated handheld gaming. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Janet Jackson: "I told Justin to be silent after exposing my breast" |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 6:42:56 PM #14 | The Popo posted... She had a pastie over her nipple. No way in hell it was unplanned. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | If Mandalorians always have to wear their helmets... |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 6:28:21 PM #2 | Well, it probably makes eating booty much harder --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | It's 4 AM. Can't sleep. Thanks brain. |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 6:27:13 PM #12 | masticatingman posted... My advice is to take a combo of melatonin and ashwagandha pills. The plant, particularly its root powder, has been used for centuries in traditional Indian medicine, but there is no good evidence that it is safe or effective for treating any disease,[4][5] and may cause adverse effects if taken together with prescription drugs.[4][5][13] Side effects may include diarrhea, skin burning and discoloration, sedation, liver injury, thyrotoxicosis, increased testosterone levels, and miscarriage No thanks, lol --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | It's 4 AM. Can't sleep. Thanks brain. |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 5:27:12 PM #9 | KiwiTerraRizing posted... Drugs and alcoholI feel like that would ultimately be self-defeating --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | It's 4 AM. Can't sleep. Thanks brain. |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 12:07:07 PM #3 | I was kinda asleep for a while there just then my brain just yelled fight or flight! at me so here I am. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | It's 4 AM. Can't sleep. Thanks brain. |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 11:58:21 AM #1 | I have fucking work tomorrow, but my brains like NO SLEEP FOR YOU --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | So if America acrually DOES have a civil war.... |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 11:29:02 AM #2 | Grab some popcorn, probably. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | The people who support the Canadian truck convoy protest stupidity |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 11:27:40 AM #59 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/4/AAAkRAAAAdpQ.jpg --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Throw your dog the invisible bone |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 9:06:05 AM #2 | Its absolutely great. I want it played at my funeral. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Name a classic movie you watched as an adult that lived up to the hype. |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 8:42:49 AM #52 | The Third Man --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | If you were a comic book criminal, which city would you prefer to be in? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 8:00:50 AM #8 | Metropolis, purely because Superman's just so squeaky clean he'd be like "oho villain I've caught you!" So It's like "oh no! Curses, foiled, etc." Then next week it's time to break out of wherever and get back to the villainy. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Is Apple Music just a really flipping awful UI or am I missing something? |
| Kakapo 01/30/22 7:12:28 AM #1 | Making the switch to Apple music from Spotify, but the UI is awful. I tried Amazon music, since I already have prime, but its music library didn't have the breadth that I was after. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Trans women appreciation topic |
| Kakapo 01/29/22 6:06:58 AM #12 | ColdOne666 posted... Nobody cares!Clearly you do. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why is vision and dental insurance separate from medical insurance? |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 9:48:44 AM #10 | Theyre the parts of a policy most people will actually probably use semi-regularly, so they charge extra for that coverage. Otherwise it might cut into their free money. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | What's your favourite genre of music? |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 9:42:10 AM #16 | Goth rock or industrial --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | The following 20 users get teleported to a parallel world |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 9:35:12 AM #17 | Duckbears eyes flitted everywhere. His breath came in short, panicked gasps. The foetid humidity of the swamp meant tiny waterfalls of sweat were coursing down his face and making his t-shirt cling uncomfortably. He was being stalked by someone. He pressed himself to the rough bark of the tree. Then, steeling himself, took a quick peek. The coast was clear. He broke from cover and scurried onwards, trying to remain as stealthy as he could. A sob escaped his lips before he could stop it. Then. These UGLY message BOARD users are TRAPPED IN FLORIDA! He screamed at the top of his lungs. Are they HOT? He howled the question. A flock of birds took flight and squawked away. There was a sudden rustling sound as someone came crashing through the vegetation towards him. This FAT HEIFER is being chased through the EVERGLADES! He screeched, before breaking into a headlong flight, heedless of everything and anything in his way. His pursuer was now practically at his heels. He slipped on a soupy patch of ground and landed face first in a pool of algal sludge. He froze in fright as a shadow eclipsed him. --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | From an economic perspective, information privacy is quite nebulous. |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 2:30:34 AM #11 | Its the same reason companies buy whole shipments of iron ore and not just a rock. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Team Covid at it again. Palin is positive and she is eating out. |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 2:27:30 AM #8 | Id eat *gets shot* --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Any of y'all ever wonder what it was like for cave-people to have sex? |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 1:57:37 AM #30 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Good point. Also, the Venus of Willendorff, which Im not going to post because it might be considered against the TOS --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | The following 20 users get teleported to a parallel world |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 1:54:33 AM #8 | Five minutes in, AverageJoel has a weepy fit of relief when he realises that if humans are extinct, there can be no circumcision. While hes doing that, UR brains him with a rock and eats him. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Any of y'all ever wonder what it was like for cave-people to have sex? |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 1:52:24 AM #28 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] To his credit, they were quite interesting though. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Any of y'all ever wonder what it was like for cave-people to have sex? |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 1:50:41 AM #26 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Well, moreso it suggests that early ancestors like Australopithecus displayed higher levels of sexual dimorphism than more modern hominid species. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Any of y'all ever wonder what it was like for cave-people to have sex? |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 1:42:26 AM #23 | Robot2600 posted... https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/may/14/early-men-women-equal-scientists Those articles are saying that the gender roles were roughly equal, not that there wasnt sexual dimorphism Edit: those were very interesting articles, the sexual dimorphism issue aside. The general consensus is that sexual dimorphism was more pronounced with early human ancestors, as it is for non-human primates and that its something that early humans lost over time, as opposed to developed recently as youve suggest. I dont have a horse in this race and am quite prepared to admit Im wrong - it just goes against everything Ive read previously. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | SHOCKER! Another A-List MARVEL Star attends an ANTI-VAX RALLY in Washingotn!! |
| Kakapo 01/28/22 1:23:02 AM #84 | Eh, Id still give her a shocker lol --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
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