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Mistere Man posted...

urban dictionary

nutted
to ejaculate semen at the height of sexual activity

Fantastically massive load

oh that's what's going on here. I meant sacked.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/5/AAfJefAACy3b.jpg
the perp

RIP
who is going to be #3?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/8/AAfJefAACy3U.png

ok
*closes twitter*

yeah, they are doing a lot of small scale updates lately and since the gfaqs code is a jenga tower it collapses everytime.

baby jesus just rode in on a dinosaur and ate my goat
y u do dis op?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/5/AAfJefAACy3R.png

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/9/AAfJefAACy3L.jpg

We should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

Is your dog a pit bull?

Could have been avoided by large-scale shutdowns for two weeks at the start of the pandemic tbh

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Looks awesome wth

This. Looks like what I've always wanted in a pokemon game

TheChariot posted...

Wait, there was another topic about PIE getting banned? I just got off a Purge so I didn't see it.

I haven't seen any.

Natural Milkshake

Miserable creatures. Someone ought to go clear them out.

Lonestar2000 posted...

What the hell does "woke" mean anyways?

It's a grifter buzzword

It's pretty wild. Even in the middle of nowhere here people are somehow getting. Kids even.

Sorry that's happening to you. Hopefully the mods sort it out.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/10/deltacron-variant-prompts-doubts-among-experts-as-possible-lab-error.html

TeaMilk posted...

Exposed balls??

No I was under a blanket

He Smackem good

I was scratching my balls and he leapt attacked my hand and hit them instead.

Fml

The Mist is one of my favourite movies.

i stg if we don't make significant progress against covid 19 in 2022 I'm going to fucking flip

werewolf

Veggeta X alt?

Smackems posted...

What is you talkin bout muh goat buddy

WW can only attack on full moons, but when they attack, they hit everyone visiting their target AND their target. So a well timed attack can be devastating. I've never seen a 7-kill WW night, but I just pulled it off lol.

7 people.
holy cow

he probably had a spare one.

2022 going to be a bad year.
RIP

Bump

*steals your goats*

My phone charge is at 69%

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-59901547

The World Health Organization (WHO) has warned against describing the Omicron variant as mild, saying it is killing people across the world.
Recent studies suggest that Omicron is less likely to make people seriously ill than previous Covid variants.
But the record number of people catching it has left health systems under severe pressure, said WHO chief Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.
On Monday, the US recorded more than one million Covid cases in 24 hours.
The WHO - the UN's health agency - said the number of global cases has increased by 71% in the last week, and in the Americas by 100%. It said that among severe cases worldwide, 90% were unvaccinated.
"While Omicron does appear to be less severe compared to Delta, especially in those vaccinated, it does not mean it should be categorized as mild," Dr Tedros told a press conference on Thursday.
"Just like previous variants, Omicron is hospitalising people and it is killing people.
"In fact, the tsunami of cases is so huge and quick, that it is overwhelming health systems around the world."
Omicron is highly contagious and can infect people even if they are fully vaccinated. However, vaccines are still pivotal as they help protect against severe disease that could put you in hospital.

Bump

The good ones like Jk waffle or CyricZ keep quitting

Bump

A few days ago

They show up at your house claiming that their loved one is missing, abducted by vampires, and you are the best monster hunter on CE. Do you go on a road trip to hunt those blood suckers down and help their loved one? If you get yourself, replace with me, goatthief.

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nfearurspecimn posted...

You're always so doom and gloom.

Only when I'm high (on life obv)

https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-pandemic-health-business-education-pandemics-76830eee3a8c2a5688df4fc77488195a

Ambulances in Kansas speed toward hospitals then suddenly change direction because hospitals are full. Employee shortages in New York City cause delays in trash and subway services and diminish the ranks of firefighters and emergency workers. Airport officials shut down security checkpoints at the biggest terminal in Phoenix and schools across the nation struggle to find teachers for their classrooms.
The current explosion of omicron-fueled coronavirus infections in the U.S. is causing a breakdown in basic functions and services the latest illustration of how COVID-19 keeps upending life more than two years into the pandemic.
This really does, I think, remind everyone of when COVID-19 first appeared and there were such major disruptions across every part of our normal life, said Tom Cotter, director of emergency response and preparedness at the global health nonprofit Project HOPE. And the unfortunate reality is, theres no way of predicting what will happen next until we get our vaccination numbers globally up.
First responders, hospitals, schools and government agencies have employed an all-hands-on-deck approach to keep the public safe, but they are worried how much longer they can keep it up.
In Kansas Johnson County, paramedics are working 80 hours a week. Ambulances have frequently been forced to alter their course when the hospitals theyre heading to tell them theyre too overwhelmed to help, confusing the patients already anxious family members driving behind them. When the ambulances arrive at hospitals, some of their emergency patients end up in waiting rooms because there are no beds.
Dr. Steve Stites, chief medical officer for the University of Kansas Hospital, said when the leader of a rural hospital had no place to send its dialysis patients this week, the hospitals staff consulted a textbook and tried to put in some catheters and figure out how to do it.
Medical facilities have been hit by a double whammy, he said. The number of COVID-19 patients at the University of Kansas Hospital rose from 40 on Dec. 1 to 139 on Friday. At the same time, more than 900 employees have been sickened with COVID-19 or are awaiting test results 7% of the hospitals 13,500-person workforce.
What my hope is and what were going to cross our fingers around is that as it peaks ... maybe itll have the same rapid fall we saw in South Africa, Stites said, referring to the swiftness with which the number of cases fell in that country. We dont know that. Thats just hope.
The omicron variant spreads even more easily than other coronavirus strains, and has already become dominant in many countries. It also more readily infects those who have been vaccinated or had previously been infected by prior versions of the virus. However, early studies show omicron is less likely to cause severe illness than the previous delta variant, and vaccination and a booster still offer strong protection from serious illness, hospitalization and death.
Still, its easy transmissibility has led to skyrocketing cases in the U.S., which is affecting businesses, government offices and public services alike.
In downtown Boise, Idaho, customers were queued up outside a pharmacy before it opened Friday morning and before long, the line wound throughout the large drugstore. Pharmacies have been slammed by staffing shortages, either because employees are out sick or have left altogether.
Pharmacy technician Anecia Mascorro said that prior to the pandemic, the Sav-On Pharmacy where she works always had prescriptions ready for the next day. Now, its taking a lot longer to fill the hundreds of orders that are pouring in.
The demand is crazy everybodys not getting their scripts fast enough so they keep transferring to us, Mascorro said.
In Los Angeles, more than 800 police and fire personnel were sidelined because of the virus as of Thursday, causing slightly longer ambulance and fire response times.
In New York City, officials have had to delay or scale back trash and subway services because of a virus-fueled staffing hemorrhage. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority said about one-fifth of subway operators and conductors 1,300 people have been absent in recent days. Almost one-fourth of the city sanitation departments workers were out sick Thursday, Sanitation Commissioner Edward Grayson said.
Everybodys working round the clock, 12-hour shifts, Grayson said.
The citys fire department also has adjusted for higher absences. Officials said Thursday that 28% of EMS workers were out sick, compared with about 8% to 10% on a normal day. Twice as many firefighters as usual were also absent.
In contrast, the police department saw its sick rate fall over the past week, officials said.
At Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, two checkpoints at the airports busiest terminal were shut down because not enough Transportation Security Administration agents showed up for work, according to statements from airport and TSA officials.
Meanwhile, schools from coast to coast tried to maintain in-person instruction despite massive teacher absences. In Chicago, a tense standoff between the school district and teachers union over remote learning and COVID-19 safety protocols led to classes being canceled over the past three days. In San Francisco, nearly 900 educators and aides called in sick Thursday.
In Hawaii, where public schools are under one statewide district, 1,600 teachers and staff were absent Wednesday because of illness or pre-arranged vacation or leave. The states teachers union criticized education officials for not better preparing for the ensuing void. Osa Tui Jr., head of the Hawaii State Teachers Association, said counselors and security guards were being pulled to go babysit a classroom.
That is very inappropriate, Tui said at a news conference. To have this model where there are so many teachers out and for the department to say, Send your kid to a classroom that doesnt have a teacher, whats the point of that?

So, what now?

I'm 3-time Pfizer and the booster shot knocked me on my ass this week. Got it Tuesday, and just now starting to feel normal-ish. Shit was crazy. First two had no effect at all.

Leftover pizza.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Speaking of idiots who refuse to wear masks two different people today had a unique take on my telling them repeatedly they needed a mask... they just pretended they couldn't see or hear me.

Rude. And immoral.

Two different goat posters. I'm the pro-trans goat poster.

Solidarity

I'll tell you but first let me explain a little about myself...