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TopicAnyone have a long living pet like a tortoise or parrot?
Kobe Bryant
12/16/21 2:43:54 PM
#2
My kids

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Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator.
TopicThe guy installing my stove is an hour late. Is that normal?
Kobe Bryant
12/16/21 12:22:16 PM
#3
How much are you paying someone to install a stove?

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Topic4 y/o Oklahoma boy's arm ripped off while trying to pet pit bull puppies
Kobe Bryant
12/15/21 6:07:15 PM
#55
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Ok but how many chihuahuas are ripping off arms



Yeah ok, you read 1 incident, sensationized article and now you are going to forever label pits as "arm rippers". Good job

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Topic4 y/o Oklahoma boy's arm ripped off while trying to pet pit bull puppies
Kobe Bryant
12/15/21 5:12:22 PM
#29
armandro posted...
People on CE are like FACTS dont care about your feelings

Pit bulls make up only 6% of the dog population, but theyre responsible for 68% of dog attacks and 52% of dog-related deaths since 1982

don't you guys seem how racist this is

Not to mention most pitbull deaths come in the hands of other pitbulls i.e. underground dog fighting. They were literally bred to kill.

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Topic4 y/o Oklahoma boy's arm ripped off while trying to pet pit bull puppies
Kobe Bryant
12/15/21 5:09:49 PM
#27
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Millions of armless children around the world because of those fucking chihuahuas. Makes my hair boil and my blood stand up on end.

Yeah chihuahua owners usually own more than 1. Being attacked by a pack of chihuahuas is akin to getting thrown in a piranha infested swamp, i'd argue that's worse than fighting 1 pitbull.

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Topic4 y/o Oklahoma boy's arm ripped off while trying to pet pit bull puppies
Kobe Bryant
12/15/21 5:04:27 PM
#20
Chihuahuas are disproportionally and objectively factually more aggressive per human interaction and it's not even close

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TopicYou have thirty minutes to eat one of each item here
Kobe Bryant
12/15/21 4:13:14 PM
#9
Put everything in the blender and chug

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TopicCop arrests man for honking his horn and swearing
Kobe Bryant
12/13/21 12:41:06 PM
#20
Zikten posted...
In the opening of the video we see him honk and get the cops attention. You can't hear the honk in the audio but the moment is on film. You must not have been listening to the narrarator. It literally shows the honk. It's just silent in the video

you see him honk? It literally shows the honk? When? Oh the narrator narrated the honk. Oh but you can't hear it

This guy


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TopicCop arrests man for honking his horn and swearing
Kobe Bryant
12/13/21 12:33:21 PM
#18
Zikten posted...
Even in the 10% he never gets as angry and out of control as the cop does. I have no idea why you can look at that video and think the cop was professional. He loses control of his mind. He attacks the driver. He lies. He gets revenge because he was honked at. That cop is a psychopath

Where is this narrative that the cop got angry because he got honked at shown in the video?

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TopicCop arrests man for honking his horn and swearing
Kobe Bryant
12/13/21 12:20:48 PM
#16
"Lmao, was calm for 90% of the interaction". And how about the other 10%.

This guy

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TopicCop arrests man for honking his horn and swearing
Kobe Bryant
12/13/21 12:12:36 PM
#14
Zikten posted...
The cop was the tailgater and the cop stopped abruptly.

The driver was very calm. Wow he sweared on time. And the accusations were not false. Everything you said applies to the cop not the driver. Did you even watch the video?

I did watch, did you you? Or did you just listen to the narrator and read the comments. You do realize that video is heavily biased and deletes comments who side with the cop right? Supposedly, cop pulled him over because he got honked at, and yet, the actual honking was omitted lol. Looked more like the fat guy was tailgating, cop made a U turn to pull him over and the dummy stops abruptly on the road

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TopicBrown is literally nobody's favorite color.
Kobe Bryant
12/13/21 11:41:13 AM
#4
Brown leather work boots only

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TopicCop arrests man for honking his horn and swearing
Kobe Bryant
12/13/21 11:40:19 AM
#12
I haven't read the YouTube comments or the ones here but it looks like the fat guy was stopped because he was a dirty tailgaiter, and he did initially stop abruptly at a literal busy road like a dummy instead of going to the parking lot.

Then he was acting in an aggressive manner with false accusations and swearing/not complying. This is fair AF lmao

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TopicThis Biden video should be more famous
Kobe Bryant
12/12/21 11:50:18 PM
#6
Lmao he is literally moving in extra slow motion in real time

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Topic''I'm hated so I must be doing something right''
Kobe Bryant
12/12/21 11:46:45 PM
#16
They hate us because they anus

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TopicWhy do grocery stores advertise and charge more for headless shrimp?
Kobe Bryant
12/12/21 11:45:54 PM
#1
The head is where all the flavor is, are these grocery stores just noobs or what?

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Topicwait, am i supposed to tip my buildings maintenance guy? christmas is coming up
Kobe Bryant
12/09/21 3:41:05 PM
#3
Pitbull pepper spray

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TopicRittenhouse goes on Crowder to assure his perpetual virginity. Cringe warning
Kobe Bryant
12/09/21 11:17:26 AM
#17
Lmao

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TopicBride passes out, throws up, gets wedding dress pooped on by nephew
Kobe Bryant
12/08/21 12:32:12 PM
#9
Not as bad as getting knocked out from a backflip by the groom

https://youtu.be/kOVSWFknqlk

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse To LeBron James, 'Fuck You'
Kobe Bryant
12/07/21 4:25:46 PM
#36
Rittenhouse wasn't crying

That was obviously a legitimate panic attack. If he was faking that, he is like a top tier hollywood actor

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TopicQuentin Tarantino rejected Daniel Day-Lewis in favor of John Travolta
Kobe Bryant
12/06/21 3:24:47 PM
#23
Travolta was great

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TopicWhat are things lots of people like that you think are a waste of money?
Kobe Bryant
12/06/21 3:21:48 PM
#60
Expensive liquor
Funeral
Wedding
Shoes over $100 (unless they are functional work boots)

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TopicPopular comedians you just don't find that funny
Kobe Bryant
11/30/21 2:49:46 PM
#68
DandyQuackShot posted...
BILL COSBY.

Seriously, nobody yet?

Yeah, Cosby as well sucks.

I like burr
Prime Chapelle
Theo von sometimes

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TopicLooking for a comedy bit, forgot who the comedian is though. Help
Kobe Bryant
11/30/21 1:34:04 PM
#1
vague description, but it's a black guy and he talks about seeing his young son that he rarely sees and tells him to dance, he's hyping the kid up and then abruptly just goes "well, see ya!"

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TopicPopular comedians you just don't find that funny
Kobe Bryant
11/30/21 1:31:26 PM
#55
Martin
Eddie Murphy
Kevin hart
Dane cook

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TopicA million dollars, but you have to get Joker's "Damaged" face tattoo
Kobe Bryant
11/30/21 1:47:14 AM
#2
Lmao no

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TopicHave you ever caught a woman checking you out
Kobe Bryant
11/29/21 6:17:36 PM
#7
Yes

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TopicIf her hair is lavender colored, she's out of your league
Kobe Bryant
11/29/21 6:16:58 PM
#8
Sounds like she the type to smell

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TopicIf women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Kobe Bryant
11/29/21 4:41:08 PM
#8
Good to be both

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TopicAnyone else not have a problem with woke and cancel culture?
Kobe Bryant
11/29/21 2:40:52 PM
#6
Comedy genre has been affected tremendously

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Topicthis turtle was really pissing off the dog
Kobe Bryant
11/29/21 12:53:09 AM
#12
That is so irresponsible

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TopicIf you're looking for a chill, satisfying podcast game try House Flipper.
Kobe Bryant
11/25/21 5:21:13 PM
#11
Tag

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TopicIt's odd that the most complete fighter is not even that famous
Kobe Bryant
11/25/21 3:03:12 PM
#1
Do you even know or at least know what he looks like?

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TopicAre there guys with certain jobs women won't date no matter how much they make?
Kobe Bryant
11/25/21 2:55:32 PM
#9
berlyman101 posted...
think this through

Specifically college educated women

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TopicAre there guys with certain jobs women won't date no matter how much they make?
Kobe Bryant
11/25/21 2:51:10 PM
#3
Pimp?

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TopicWhats Pete Davidson got that we dont?
Kobe Bryant
11/23/21 6:38:37 PM
#17
Good hygiene and basic self awareness

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TopicWisconsin parade murderer
Kobe Bryant
11/23/21 1:25:50 PM
#4
https://youtu.be/69EyU0njwq4

He's a rapper

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TopicIs suicide prevention liberal anti-white propaganda?
Kobe Bryant
11/15/21 1:52:23 PM
#11
Those parents' egos just won't let them accept that they contributed to their child's worsening mental health

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TopicImagine playing sports video games
Kobe Bryant
11/15/21 12:20:27 PM
#31
Literal NBA players play nba2k

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TopicDwayne Johnson pledges to stop using real guns on his productions
Kobe Bryant
11/04/21 1:58:11 PM
#15
so brave

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TopicRenters trash landlords house
Kobe Bryant
11/04/21 12:39:59 PM
#26
Scum tenants

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TopicYou laugh, you lose (youtube or picture edition)
Kobe Bryant
11/04/21 12:36:28 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/GD_rb6ATsJE

Ylyl

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TopicEhats a good xbox one game for 2 toddlers ages 2 and 4?
Kobe Bryant
11/02/21 11:05:35 PM
#1
For Xmas gift

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TopicCheesy Pick-Up lines
Kobe Bryant
11/02/21 10:59:40 PM
#10
Are you from california? Because you're the only ten I see

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TopicAaron Rodgers Announces He'll Be Taking Some of His Salary in Bitcoin
Kobe Bryant
11/02/21 5:38:19 PM
#2
How much did cashapp/bitcoin pay him to endorse this

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TopicJimmy Kimmel vs Jimmy Fallon, who is worse?
Kobe Bryant
11/02/21 5:14:54 PM
#25
Kimmel is a preachy, fake sjw puppet

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TopicJust got the keys to my first house CE. Tell me what to buy for it.
Kobe Bryant
11/01/21 6:49:05 PM
#22
Window curtains

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TopicHow to get more willpower?
Kobe Bryant
10/31/21 3:53:59 PM
#16
Legal speed

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