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TopicI've stopped liking sex.
Ryven
01/30/22 2:44:51 PM
#50
Sharashaska posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/9/AAc4wZAAC3cd.jpg


More satisfying, less awkward, no faking, i agree.

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TopicWhat fighting game would you suggest getting into?
Ryven
01/29/22 4:20:16 PM
#28
Jagr_68 posted...
Injustice 2


I'm not even a fighting game fan and I found IJ2 to be really fun.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicGameFAQs Mods on Urban Dictionary
Ryven
01/29/22 4:12:27 PM
#28
Basically these are Toys R Us kids who never grew up. Pathetic excuses for human beings and social rejects. Failures at real life who get a catharsis through being online dictators. Follow no rules other than the ones they make up on the spot for banning you. Official Site Rules are basically just put up as a joke and are not even worth reading.
Virgins for life or have some sort of ugly ass companion who they have painfully awkward sex with once in a while.
Wastes of oxygen.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicRoger Ebert gave The Avengers three stars. This was his review.
Ryven
01/29/22 12:40:06 PM
#17
I didn't always agree with Ebert (his review of not liking Die Hard because of the idiot police captain) but i always enjoyed listening to his reviews. His review of North in particular is legendary ('I hated hated hated hated hated hated this movie').

RIP. I also didnt realize he was still alive when Avengers came out; feels like forever ago that he left us.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicGameFAQs Mods on Urban Dictionary
Ryven
01/29/22 11:58:27 AM
#1
A cranky old piece of dipshit, conflicted with nerdy humor and a nonexistant social life, these nerds' dreams in life are to become moderators so they can sit around all day and moderate messages on a forum. They're extremely paranoid, only worst of all, certain things that should be moderated aren't, and vice versa. It goes to the point where you can't actually say anything debate-like.

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The pathetic, obstructionist losers in charge of babysitting the members of the website GameFAQs. Their main job is to ensure that no one attempts to form anything that could be considered a rational, adult thought. If anyone does attempt to think on a level higher than a impressionable little child, it is the job of the moderator to ban them. Any emerging threat of intelligence must be contained. For as we all know, CNet makes more money when everyone is kept stupid. Intelligence, after all, is bad for business.

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Impotent idiots who don't even know how to run GameFAQs. Heck even a monkey can run a better site than them. You can compare them to a country that is run by a dictator. There are actually smart moderators, but most moderators are just corrupt and ignorant.

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These fine people that dedicate their spare time and effort, tirelessly deleting messages that wouldn't offend a two year old.
Irratable, cranky, constantly afflicted with the condition known as sand in your vagina-itis, they seek to do nothing more and nothing less than ruining jokes, deleting stories, and violating little children with large phallic objects.

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The Gamefaqs moderators are sons of bitches who have nothing better to do than fuck CJayC,and ban a 7 year old for saying lolipop. They are nerds who have no real life, but think that Gamefaqs is their life. They are corrupt pieces of shit who do not listen to anyone's plees of innocence, and who think that they are top, when they are not

Etc

Savage


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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicPregnant wife mad at me for saying she got fat... wat
Ryven
01/29/22 10:43:52 AM
#32
Stuff like this make me glad i'm single.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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Topicunpopular opinions yadda yadda you get it already
Ryven
01/29/22 12:50:09 AM
#3
AC/DC is the greatest pure rock and roll band in the history of this planet.

Stones, Beatles, Zeppelin, pffft, please.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicAre you a fan of watching pro sports on tv?
Ryven
01/28/22 9:39:14 PM
#5
Yep. One of the perks of being a hockey and a baseball fan is there's no downtime. When one ends the other has already started and vice versa.

Though that might not happen this year with a possible lockout

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWhat's the lesson to be learned from Noah's Ark?
Ryven
01/28/22 9:08:55 PM
#9
Lots of sex happens on a boat.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWhat's a song you like from a genre of music you usually dislike?
Ryven
01/28/22 8:11:40 PM
#10
I'm not a country fan. But i still have Down To The Honkeytonk on my spotify playlist and i belt that out in the car when it comes out.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicHave you seen the movie City of God (2002)?
Ryven
01/28/22 3:59:13 PM
#7
I know i have, but its been so long i have no memories of it.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicMy girlfriend brought home a kitten
Ryven
01/28/22 11:37:38 AM
#29
Something that makes absolutely no sense.

Like Watermelon, or Treadmill.

Or Kitten McKittenface.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicBesides Al, who was the best character on Married With Children?
Ryven
01/28/22 9:37:11 AM
#46
Tis true!

  • Season 9
  • Business Sucks: Part 1
  • Business Still Sucks: Part 2
  • I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 1
  • Ship Happens: Part 2
  • Season 10
  • Reverend Al
  • The Weaker Sex
  • Bud Hits the Books
  • Season 11
  • Torch Song Duet
  • Children of the Corns



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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWhat's your favourite genre of music?
Ryven
01/28/22 7:54:40 AM
#6
I'm all over the place. Rock, epicore, synthwave, chicago blues, movie scores, more i'm blanking on

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicBesides Al, who was the best character on Married With Children?
Ryven
01/28/22 7:53:15 AM
#44
SauI_Goodman posted...
Whatever happened to the kid who played bud. Havent seen him in nothing


For a long time there was rumblings that there was going to be a Married With Children spinoff starring Bud (i want to say like 5-10 years ago) but nothing has come of it.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicWhat video games are you planning to get the next couple months?
Ryven
01/28/22 7:51:25 AM
#2
Gotham Knights. The salivation is real.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicMost fantasy books are bad
Ryven
01/28/22 6:26:00 AM
#12
Love love love The First Law series. But to each his own.

Something similar i loved that was loaded with a lot of dark humor was Kings Of The Wyld.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicShe says ''Hey sexy, i hate walking up the stairs with no panties on''
Ryven
01/28/22 6:20:17 AM
#13
'Then take the elevator you dumb fucking idiot.'

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicBesides Al, who was the best character on Married With Children?
Ryven
01/28/22 12:30:18 AM
#34
_____Cait posted...
Wait, Peggy left at one point?


She was legit pregnant for a bit so they sort of wrote her off by saying she went to visit her mother but there would still be several eps where she'd call Al at home.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicBesides Al, who was the best character on Married With Children?
Ryven
01/28/22 12:11:06 AM
#31
Bishop9800 posted...
No love for Griff?


Griff is great. Most underrated character IMO

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicBesides Al, who was the best character on Married With Children?
Ryven
01/27/22 6:54:44 PM
#1
Love and a marriage, love and a marriage....








.....goes together like a horse and carriage!

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicMovies where Russians are the good guys
Ryven
01/27/22 6:49:28 PM
#37
Superman: Red Son

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicThis girl at work has repeatedly mentioned her ex/being broken up with recently
Ryven
01/27/22 6:48:14 PM
#21
Rebound alert, rebound alert

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicA hot lady says you would make a delicious pet.
Ryven
01/27/22 6:36:56 PM
#4
If i wanted to be tortured and controlled, i'd get married.

Ba dum tinnnng

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWhat game do you think The Rock is talking about here?
Ryven
01/27/22 6:28:28 PM
#82
Life Is Strange. He's playing Max.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicDo play your Switch handheld or docked, mainly?
Ryven
01/27/22 6:26:00 PM
#8
I honestly don't think i've undocked my switch in like two years lol

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicDo you wear a name tag/tape for work?
Ryven
01/27/22 6:24:55 PM
#14
Yes, with the year of my hire date underneath.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
Topiclmao wait the Rams wont let you buy tickets unless you're from LA? lmao what
Ryven
01/27/22 6:21:41 PM
#7
This happened in Tampa when Detroit came to town in the playoffs (NHL).

You couldnt buy tickets unless your credit card stated your address was in Florida. They didnt want to be drowned out by a sea of red

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
Topicthe jerk store called
Ryven
01/27/22 6:16:28 PM
#9
Where'd you get those clothes? At the.......toilet.....store?

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicI'm staying at a $1.3 million house for the next couple of weeks
Ryven
01/27/22 6:15:32 PM
#10
1.3 million would get you a 2 car garage in Toronto or Vancouver

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicAnyone used to watch the show Superstore?
Ryven
01/27/22 10:11:44 AM
#27
Hit and miss with me. Some jokes are funny but IMO the majority fall flat.

This is coming from somebody who works in retail too.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWorst-tasting food(s) you've tried.
Ryven
01/25/22 6:32:13 PM
#39
xMythic posted...
Lutefisk. It's pretty popular here in MN. Can't stand that stuff.


My family used to have that every christmas up here in Alberta. That was a hard, hard pass from me every year.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWorst-tasting food(s) you've tried.
Ryven
01/25/22 10:49:09 AM
#19
Pig brain. They were demo'ing it at a grocery store one. About as tasty as you'd think it is

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicDo you like the taste of beer in general?
Ryven
01/25/22 4:32:44 AM
#4
It depends. Hoppy beers are blah to me. I like various pale lagers but even then a lot of them are ehh.

I tend to enjoy beer more if im enjoying it with a nice meal (steak etc) or if i'm in a festive environment (hockey/baseball game)


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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicIf my son ever comes out as trans
Ryven
01/24/22 5:01:55 PM
#7
SSJPurple posted...
Well, technically yes as she would now be your daughter.

Smackems posted...
CE be like I dunno how jokes work


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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicPfizer or Moderna which is the better vaccine?
Ryven
01/24/22 5:01:25 PM
#3
At least they aint AstraZeneca

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicRemember when Trump wanted to buy Greenland
Ryven
01/24/22 12:32:13 PM
#85
Heineken14 posted...
Remember when he said he met with the president of the US Virgin Islands?


Fuck, that one might be my favorite

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicBulk and Skull theme.
Ryven
01/24/22 9:04:48 AM
#3
This shouldve been trump's theme every time he walked to the podium

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicIt's Monday, y'all. Time to get up for work.
Ryven
01/24/22 9:04:07 AM
#9
Ive been at work for 5.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicRemember when Trump wanted to buy Greenland
Ryven
01/24/22 2:13:04 AM
#51
Remember when he used a sharpie on a weather map to convince everyone he was right?

(This topic could go on forever lmao)

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicImagine not thinking the NFL is rigged.
Ryven
01/23/22 6:27:01 PM
#18
This is why CFL > NFL

*flees from the tomato projectiles*

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
Topici have an expensive addiction that's slowly sapping away all my money...candles
Ryven
01/23/22 3:21:04 AM
#4
KingWhiteKnight posted...
$20 a day is a lot?


$7300 if you buy one every day

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicUgliest accent in your honest opinion?
Ryven
01/23/22 2:37:43 AM
#44
Nasal cockney

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TopicBunch of monkeys have escaped captivity in the US.
Ryven
01/22/22 10:25:46 AM
#31
https://youtu.be/SEsUAcyw5Qw

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TopicResident Evil 2 is 24 years old
Ryven
01/22/22 8:04:23 AM
#6
Just played the board game last night.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicMan dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman in Hollywood. How common is this?
Ryven
01/22/22 8:01:04 AM
#24
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Public toilets just end up with people sleeping in them and/or using drugs in them.


Yeah this is unfortunately true. I don't even know what the answer to that problem would be.

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TopicEver been to Switzerland?
Ryven
01/22/22 7:58:50 AM
#15
Ha thats awesome

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