Lurker > The Catgirl Fondler

Foppe posted...

Big tiddy udders.

The correct term is "big fat cat tats".

There are also "itty bitty kitty titties" and "modest meow-meow mounds" for those with different, but certainly not lesser, tastes.
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Turbam posted...

What really surprises me is that you haven't posted in the catgirl topic yet.

...I wasn't aware we had one until now.
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YugiNoob posted...

big boobie tiger waifu

legendarylemur posted...

booba tiger

Well see now you've got me curious.
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Tyranthraxus posted...

That makes him. Waifu-Waifu

It's like little Caesars except instead if pizza the waifu is hot and ready

Sounds delicious.
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Don't know how I missed this topic.
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It's fine, I wasn't looking forward to 2022 anyway.
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Gonna have to tag this, lmao.
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legendarylemur posted...

Yeah Figure Fantasy is a bit rough around the edges. I'll say I enjoyed those like puzzle sections where you have fixed goals and units to use. Those showed the potential of the battle system but in actual practice, there's not much reason to change your main formation around.

Yeah, compared to other idle games this one actually had modes where you had to stop and *think* instead of just throwing the biggest/latest power creep at the enemies.

Unfortunately this only applies to a limited number of modes, and everything that *isn't* those modes is pretty dull or annoying. I think ultimately the whole "need 18+ copies to fully limit break" is what's killing my interest though.

I mentioned before that after dropping Princess Tale that I wasn't much inclined to play another idle RPG because there's certain core mechanics in them that I just can't tolerate for very long, and copy farming is one of them. But even compared to other idle games, Figure Fantasy takes it to the extreme, and even for all your efforts, some characters are doomed to obscurity due to rarity-locked level caps, and some were garbage right out the gate. (Why do these greens and blues even exist? They don't even have badass or waifu factor to redeem them.)
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It's one of the few issues I'm downright militant about, to the extent I have disowned family and dropped friends over it because I'm pro-choice.

Their body, their choice. Period.
Anyone who says otherwise is an objectively terrible person.
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The Colemans say they just want the deputy to face some kind of punishment and be held accountable for what happened.

Yeah, good luck with that.

ACAB exists for a reason.
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Stagmar posted...

Daaamn. Tagging so they're sure to see it: @Neko_Iddy look a few posts up if you haven't.

Thanks for the mention, I know my username can be a pain with it due to how the function works. That said...

DB_Insider posted...

@The_Catgirl_Fondler

Most excellent.
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MegamanXfan21xx posted...

https://derpicdn.net/img/2021/11/27/2753941/large.png

Can't say I was expecting a Dirty Pair reference today.
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YugiNoob posted...

You can always find a way to win though, right? Even if all your waifus are bad...Maybe not PvP, but for the single player modes you can usually get it done. Like how Arknights always has those guides using low rarity operators.

Take it from me, the guy who occasionally uses Kanji/Tager in BBTAG lol.

Eh, being forced to use guides all the time was a large part of why I quit Arknights in the first place.
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Eh, could just as easily start setting stuff in the large expanse of thousands of years before Episode 1. It's so far removed from the movies they could do anything and it wouldn't clash or cause inconsistencies.

Or just do more "what-if" multiverse stuff like they did with Marvel maybe.

As much as I don't like the Star Wars movies (not even the original trilogy anymore), there's no reason to dumpster them and start over yet.
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TheChariot posted...

It wouldn't surprise me if she told her new husband to kill her ex. This seems like a ploy to get sole custody.

Yeah, that's certainly possible, especially when other folks brought up custody/visitation issues (hence the altercation happening in the first place).
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Calwings posted...

You ever see a banner/character in a gacha game that's so perfectly tailored to your exact tastes that it feels like the devs know who you are and made that banner as enticing as possible for you specifically to try and suck as much money as they could out of your wallet?

Yes, but I'm an easy mark anyway. I see catgirl and my attention is effectively grabbed. It only gets worse if they have red hair, dark skin, or if they're themed after a wild feline rather than a house cat.
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YugiNoob posted...

Do what I do: Find a tier list, then start at the top looking for waifus :3

Bah, I pick whoever I like and build around them, meta be damned.

Only time I do otherwise is when I'm following a guide for an especially difficult part of a game that can literally only be beaten with specific characters in a certain way, and even then I don't like having to do that very much.
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Turbam posted...

Yes, this shall do nicely.
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YugiNoob posted...

I mean, the guy *is* an ex-cop...
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No point in trying, I don't have anything to offer.
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Stagmar posted...

Azur Lane x SSSS.GRIDMAN / SSSS.DYNAZENON collab starts Nov. 25. I liked Gridman, but never watched Dynazenon. All the characters in the collab are either ones I've never heard of, or ones I don't like.

I'm not familiar with either series so I guess my cubes are safe.

Hell, I'm still not even entirely familiar with Azur Lane's own cast. Been ignoring these ballot tokens since they started handing them out because I'm a literally uninformed voter.
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If Chris Belter was not a White defendant from a rich and influential family, in my experience he would surely have been sentenced to prison.

And there it is.
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Arcanine2009 posted...

what's her name and instagram?

Asking the important questions I see.
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Final Fantasy 8

I *did* eventually finish it, but it took literally years because I hated Squall (and Zell, Selphie, Rinoa and Irvine) so much.
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Sounds about white.

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Stupid good luck in FEH today.

Got Astrid and a *5 Marcia in one pull, plus a Bownoka.
https://i.imgur.com/LuY9hr2.jpg

The real kicker though is that I already got Ascended Laegjarn earlier, and used my spark for Volke.
https://i.imgur.com/2XL8sfF.jpg

So I got every unit on the newest banner within just 40 pulls.
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ennuigamer posted...

Has anyone here played Final Gear? I saw an ad for that and it looked interesting.

Can't say that I have, it kinda got lost in the shuffle of other games I was trying out at the time and I forgot to go back to it.
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legendarylemur posted...

I joined some random guild called waifus. But if you guys make one, I'll migrate there. Honestly not a whole lot of point to joining a guild except to do that one little quest

That's more than what "clubs" in Blue Archive seem to do. Just a bonus 10 daily stamina log-in, unless they're involved in some other feature I haven't unlocked access to yet.
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Umbreon posted...

Currently playing Fire Emblem Heroes and Princess Connect.

...and I'm waiting for Christmas and New Year Banners for those games, so a month of not pulling to go.

Winter is when I do my best orb saving because they've only ever released two Christmas units I wanted (Tharja and Altina) and I skip New Years entirely (not even Lethe and Plumeria could get me to pull).
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Currently playing:

Project QT
Azur Lane
Blue Archive
King's Raid
Dragon Raja
Pokemon Masters EX
Digimon ReArise
FFBE: War of the Visions
Fire Emblem Heroes
Shin Megami Tensei: Liberation
Marvel Future Fight
Disgaea RPG

It occurred to me earlier today that Blue Archive is the only gacha I've played ever that lets you skip battles *without* using some kind of finite ticket/token system or otherwise locking it behind a vip/subscription perk.

Also it's funny as hell. I was not expecting Shiroko to be the mastermind of a potential bank heist. It's always the quiet ones.
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This is why I just don't bother to vote, neither party actually cares.
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legendarylemur posted...

The rerolls won't really define your account anyways. I think some units are way more op than others, but just going through the story gets you like 100 actual rolls

Not starting with any URs or SSRs seems like a really crippling disadvantage though, especially when so many others got one of each, of the same element even.

And those other 100 rolls won't mean much if I just end up with the same luck. All total the freebie run offered me:

4 URs
13 SSRs
None of them paired together
None of them were blue when Ushpia was the one I wanted most
My last roll was literally 8 Rs and 2 SRs, and one was a dupe of the starter healer

So yeah, getting burned this hard when I already had Blue Archive kinda sealed it for Revived Witch.
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MegamanXfan21xx posted...

A lot of it wasn't even good. Unless you're actually into Bubsy the Bobcat smut.

Well, damn, so much for that idea.
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ultimate reaver posted...

theres a difference when hes drawing pictures of real kids instead of characters, which is what I think really got a lot of people upset at him

Yeah, this.

He's part of why so smut art sites have strict rules about drawing lewds of real life people (even adult ones) because somebody *will* (and ultimately *did*) draw porn of real life children. It subsequently opens said sites to litigation if the real person seeks damages (to say nothing of the bad press when your website gets known about this *one thing* and nothing else).

There's a far *far* difference between drawing rule 34 of some loli in a show or video game and drawing literal child porn of somebody's grade school daughter.
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Bleh, 100 rerolls and I *still* didn't manage to get anything that I wanted.

Gonna write Revived Witch as a loss here and move on.
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YotsuMaboroshi posted...

Maybe not enough people have unlocked PVP yet? I know I haven't, so I can't really say for certain though.

Yeah, I haven't unlocked PVP in that one either.
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MegamanXfan21xx posted...

So, uh... someone on Twitter posted a picture of this cat-like animal that they saw in the wild, and I thought "Is that a bobcat?" My tablet browser's default search engine is Bing, so I typed "bobcat" into the image search, and... LITERALLY NOTHING BUT FURRY SMUT. What the fuck, Bing?!

I'll need to keep that in mind.

You know, for reasons.
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the heat desert of the wolves
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No, of course not.
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Guilty as hell, but the usual suspects will defend him anyway.
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Well, at least we know where his shittiness came from.
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Because some people just can't accept what a shithole the country is.
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User Info: OpWarpSpeed
User Since: Oct 2021
Karma: 11

Just so you folks know what you're biting into before you chomp again.
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Tyranthraxus posted...

There's a pop-up just before you start rolling that tells you what's in it

Excellent, that will do.
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YotsuMaboroshi posted...

JP only gacha from Cygames that takes Japanese race horses and turns them into anime girls. I'm not too familiar with how the game plays, but it's fairly popular in Japan.

I would hope the gameplay is decent enough.

Despite what the username suggests, I'm actually quite fond of all types of animal-eared girls, it's just that catgirls are #1 while horse/cow/deer/goat/etc are all tied for the #2 spot. Aside from Arknights though, I haven't seen too many of them in the gacha-sphere.
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Tyranthraxus posted...

It's apparently so fucking popular that you'll probably see crossovers in World Flipper, Dragalia Lost, Shadowverse, and Granblue Fantasy before it gets a global release.

And a global release probably isn't that far away.

And then I shall become "The Mare Wrangler".
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LordFarquad1312 posted...

Had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get the orbs, but the corn and cinnamon roll came home. O got pitty broken twice!

I also hadn't played a single paralogue since Christmas last year lol

I want Igrene myself, but I already dove into enough colorless hell this month chasing after Halloween Sakura.
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legendarylemur posted...

Can you get more than 1 UR in the 100 rerolls?

I'm more curious if there's anything that lists the available options before I start. Normally I don't do the reroll thing, but if it's an ingame option, I might as well aim for something I want.
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Horse-girl racing

Well, I'm sold.

Global release when?
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Tyranthraxus posted...

LMFAO the revived Witch survey

(Third from the bottom)



Also you know Guardian Tales is blowing up when it starts showing up on these things

It wasn't about the waifus afterall, but the high-quality shit-posts we made along the way.

Also what is Uma Musume? I saw that name apper before on that downloads/sales chart posted earlier but it was the only title I didn't recognize.
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GregShmedley posted...

For transparency, I was molded for insulting his supporters because that includes users here.

Ah yes, the old "can't call a spade a spade" thing even when some users are being absolute tools.
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Ivynn posted...

I just have one question: When does big buff brown bunny girl show up

Ah, another person of culture.
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ShadowElite86 posted...

This is probably my biggest gripe with the game. Konosuba is the same way so I don't know if it's a Nexon thing or just coincidencedental.

So the long load time at startup wasn't just me then.

They might want to look into that if it's not intentional, because I can see it driving people up the wall.
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