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I just finished slow smoking three racks of barbecued baby back ribs.

My account name isn't just for show.

Lol, orangewizard posted in this topic? He must have blocked me.

I guess the best way to prove you're not a butthurt trumper is to block the person calling you out for being a butthurt trumper.

Damn, that sucks.

Betty White was the GOAT.

Smoking hot when younger, but also intelligent and funny. She stole the show in Lake Placid and Golden Girls.

RIP

Kakapo posted...

Ohh, I forgot the anecdote about how we cut off contact.

Wed had this Frankensteins monster of a FWB arrangement shed literally begged for (at that stage I was very much trying to scale back any interaction and get some space). Id suggested just being friends without the benefits.

Thats when she told me she was pregnant.

A week or so later she told me shed had a miscarriage.

I was freaking out and was basically on one hand Im glad theres no baby, but I want to be as supportive as possible right now to a female friend.

Thankfully, she was sceptical and asked for more details. When I asked them, Rosanna admitted to making the whole thing up.

It was one mindfuck too far, by that point.

She claimed shed been diagnosed with BPD, but at this point every single thing shed told me is suspect so I dont know.

Yeah, she's definitely BPD. Most (if not all) of them tend to have abandonment issues, so when you tried to scale back "FWB" to just "F", she went the pregnancy route to try to keep you from "leaving" her.

So again, you're lucky you got out. BPD is a horrible situation for everyone involved. It always stems from significant abuse, and it isn't "curable". I worked for 10 years in acute psych, and saw literally dozens of BPD patients, and all of them had basically been run through a laundry list of meds, therapies,, and treatment options with no luck "fixing" them.

It's hard not to feel bad for BPD sufferers because they are (IMO) the best example of a truly "broken" person. They will always struggle with interpersonal relationships, and always self-sabotage if things get too comfortable and "safe". They tend to feed on drama, and ultimately almost everyone who tries to help them is eventually labeled as an "abuser" and discarded.

It's tough to maintain sympathy for them when you're the victim of abuse by them though. Even now I still "love" my ex inasmuch as I wish the best for her, but I will not allow myself to be manipulated by her any more.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

It's not even worth bragging about on gamefaqs.gamespot.com

Much less anywhere else.

This right here.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What even is there to cry about regarding that?

It's just Tails, Caution, guesswho, Lord_Shadow_19, and atmasabr sitting around crying about their moderations ad nauseum.

BakonBitz posted...

Something about Lunchables pizza is oddly great.

I've literally never had one of the pizza ones, but always wondered what the appeal was.

Full Throttle posted...

He works at Winema Electric with several other family where the homepage says it's grounded in christian values and used to be a police officer but resigned in 2018 and REFUSED to tell the media why.

Lmao, what an upstanding Christian man.

Trumpers continue to demonstrate their position as an absolute hypocritical joke.

Why is this surprising? This is a game series where for years Chun-Li's Kikoken animation finished like this
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAUg1tAACwMf.png
In SFV Chun Li had a gravity defying titty-shake on the character select screen before they patched it out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=960mBMQWCCI

Also in SFV R. Mika had a big ass slap animation for the start her Super that was also patched out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFpQZNHH6E

And Juri is pretty sexuallized too, with all the focus on her thick legs and her tongue hanging out.

Capcom been sent to horny jail for years, lol.

The mid credits scene was hilarious, and the post credit scene was pretty good too.

TeaMilk posted...

;_;

it really says more about YOU that you can recognize a popeyes cup by a few pixels... think about it

Ooooh can I guess one? That almost looks like a Costco mocha freeze in front of the Popeyes cup?

"Back to the grinding wheel, plebs."

lww99 posted...

Were on par with fucking TEXAS

Well, yeah.

Both red states, both with shitty republican legislatures honking "but muh rights!" as their ICU's hemorrhage with the sheer weight of Covid patients who refused to get a vaccine because those same Republicans told them covid was a democratic hoax.

Simp posted...

the whole courtroom clapped

"And then he fell to his knees sobbing as the judge read the ruling, proclaimed how sorry he was, and how much of a rocking snatch I had and how he laid awake at night thinking of me, then a unicorn flew through the window, picked me up and flew me away with a backdrop of raucous cheers from the gallery and hurled phone numbers from hot male bailiffs."

Kakapo posted...

I agreed, for some weird goddamn reason I can't discern now. In a normal state of mind, I should have shown her the door there and then, but I didn't.

There were so many times I should have told her to fuck off, but I didn't.

I can't even explain why I didn't.

I can field a guess here. Maybe because she was giving you mindblowing sex that was tying your dick in knots like a balloon animal?

I dated a girl with BPD for two years (Your ex sounds like she was in that ballpark) and on the bad end I remember the abuse I endured, and on the good end I remember absolute tooth-cracking sex along with a few really heartfelt gestures she made.

Kakapo posted...

She "broke up" with me, because I messaged an ex who had a direct family member who was in oncology to ask what the survival rate was. I was completely transparent and showed every message. I admit this was probably a stupid, selfish call on my part.
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When my dad was in palliative care, suddenly the guy she cheated on her ex fiance (and best friend) with miraculously started messaging her. She messaged back, of course.

She told me all about the shit he was sending her, but he didn't mean it because he was high on benzos or something.

Yeah, she was probably fucking that guy on the side. She resumed contact under the premise of "I just need emotional support because my relationship is so hard right now".

Usually if someone gets wildly suspicious that you're cheating even if you're as transparent about the interaction as you were, it's because they're feeling guilt from cheating themselves. And girls with BPD tend to keep orbiters handy, usually for emotional support. (being a sponge for their emotions essentially) I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that "super awesome band guy/former fiance" is an orbiter too.

Kakapo posted...

I heard from a mutual friend that she told everyone she'd broken up with me because I was physically and emotionally abusive.

I ran into her best friend/former fiance in a nerd store a few years ago, and he gave me a look of pure hate. That was actually really rough, actually. He really was good people.

This is textbook BPD. My BPD ex had no problem telling me how "abusive" all of her exes were, and since the whole "tooth cracking sex" thing was happening, I skated right past red flags like her sugaring their gas tank and shit like that. And after we split and she moved out of state she loftily messaged me to tell me how our relationship where she physically, mentally, and emotionally abused me "wasn't good for her health". So I'm sure that whenever I come up in conversation now, I'm added to the list of her past "abusers".

Sounds to me like you dodged a major bullet, TC. I'm glad you're in a better relationship now.

WalkingLobsters posted...

just went over the whole DB, 99% of it just mental gymnastics lmao

"Hurr durr, fake news!"

I knew it. Trumpers are so predictable.

Damn, guess I'll just have to settle for being suffocated by my girlfriend's. Woe is me.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I didn't watch.

I guessed that it was a titty streamer, so I clicked to confirm that it was indeed, a titty streamer. Then I clicked away.

"Here are my tits, tip me."

Yawn.

Damn, that sucks.

I feel fortunate to have grown up watching football with John Madden providing commentary. I'll always remember him scribbling on the screen, laying out the story unfolding to those of us too young to really grasp the intricacies of the game. Two things I miss most about today's football is Pat Summerall and John Madden, and the old 3/4 profile helmet graphics they used to use when showing who was playing (remember those? I loved them as a kid. Just seemed so cool.)

yemmy posted...

So did Kamala Harris and the like think that Donald Trump was just gonna waddle his ass out there with a lab coat and a cooler full of vials and say 'hey, this is my vaccine'?

Did she really think that there weren't real ass doctors working on a vaccine when she said that? Lol.

The man is known for inflating claims about anything he's involved in. Everything he does is the "biggest" "best" "greatest" etc. "Everyone is saying it", except you can never get specifics on who "everyone" is.

It's because he's a snake oil salesman, a shyster "businessman". He throws out the big positive words and bombast to distract from the fact that it's all a line of bullshit.

So of course he would come out crowing about how "it's the safest vaccine ever, from the standpoint of medicine! Best ever! So great! Get it right away!" He wouldn't come out in a lab coat, but he would lean on a podium and hype it to the moon, because he hypes all of his stuff to the moon.

And since his covid response up to that point could only generously be called "equal parts laughably and horrifyingly inept", people were going to wait for the word from the doctors.

WalkingLobsters posted...

post them

https://www.washingtonpost.com/po litics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading- claims-total-30573-over-four-years/

Eliminate the space between the hyphen and "claims", and the space between the o and l in "politics".

There's links to the database there. Go nuts.

Trump spent 4 years lying to the American public constantly.

During his term he made over 30,000 provably untrue statements, which averages out to one lie every 1.5 hours of every single day he was in office.

And TC is like "OMG the dems weren't trusting Trump about what he was saying regarding vaccines!"

It's like yeah, no shit. Only morons trust a serial liar.

And another thing that is glossed over is that prominent people like Kamala Harris straight up said that they'd get the "Trump vaccine" if the doctors said it was safe. They just weren't going to believe the orange balloon knot's words at face value, since they're literally worthless.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

As a dedicated Game Grumps viewer for several years now, I highly doubt any female let's player uses Fuck more than Dan and Arin do.

Hell, even Markiplier plays pretty fast and loose with the F-bombs, and he is basically the gold standard for successful youtubers.

Watch his I am Bread, Give Up 2, or rage compilations. He basically uses "fuck" as punctuation in those.

brotrrwinner posted...

I'm sure she feels otherwise

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/0/AAUg1tAACLxy.jpg

Anybody willing to waste their time whining about moderations on a D-list online forum needs to reevaluate their priorities, stat.

SwayM posted...

the thing I find funniest in all these topics is when the TC gets accused of trolling, yet like 2 dozen different users are all simultaneously trolling the TC.

TC: "I got modded for a dumb reason!"

Other posters: "Um, no you didn't. And doubling down will likely get you suspended."

TC: *gets suspended*

SwayM: "OMG stop trolling TC!"

MFBKBass5 posted...

this moderation makes zero sense and the message from the mod isnt even factual:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAXZA7AACv7d.jpg

TC: Literally puts "am I still exiled from the public" in his post.

Also TC: "WhY i mOdDeD fOr PotEnTiaLLy inFLamMaTorY poStS!? MoDS R biAsED!"

Still impressed how much of the plane rescue was done practically.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkCFtL5sH40

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RJtLa0Jyzec

"Florida"

Of course.

Bad_Mojo posted...

They're making big money doing it

This.

Have you seen the comments on those videos? Just tidal waves of thirsty shut-ins eager for a crumb of acknowledgment.

There's a reason 90% of them have accounts on certain websites for fans and patrons.

"The shooting was investigated by the King County Sheriffs Office, whose detectives repeatedly expressed frustration over the lack of cooperation of the Redmond officers and interference by their union attorney,according to sheriffs reports. They turned an admittedly incomplete investigation over to the King County Prosecuting Attorneys Office last spring. Prosecutors have declined to decide whether to pursue criminal charges against the officers pending a coroners inquest a process stalled since 2017 and currently mired in procedural knots."

Because fucking of course.

HagenEx posted...

If I'm a cop, I'm not fucking waiting for him to pull it out on me, I'm firing.

Ah yes, the old "shoot first and ask questions later" method.

As others have said, thank god you're not a cop.

Hambo the Hog posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/8/AADHstAACtIm.jpg

*Righteous anger intensifies*

Looked gf posted...

Or I could just skip all that bs and just block/delete? Lmao

Hey, at least you can admit you're a selfish person. So congrats I guess.

Looked gf posted...

Not made of glass but you cant handle a ghosting?

I'm not made of glass because if someone has enough respect for me to be honest an open about not wanting to continue dating, I don't melt down like a fucking baby and turn into a toxic pile of shit to salve my "bruised ego". I thank them for their honesty, wish them well, and move on.

Ghosting is immature and highly disrespectful. And if you were treated with respect by the person who you were seeing, it's not asking too much that you be honest with them instead of ghosting like a coward. All that does is potentially embitter good people who would never throw a tantrum from being rejected.

TheVipaGTS posted...

I learned my lessons oh great mod staff. I am at your feet begging for forgiveness.

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of you not being an active member.

He was just in Don't Look Up too.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Girl: "I just wasn't feeling it, sorry."

Bitter crybaby loser: "No big deal you're fat anyway and-"

Girl: *block and delete all contacts*

Boy, that was hard.

As an adult male, I'm not made of glass. I can handle someone being honest about not vibing.

What would (and does) make me more angry is being treated with such contempt and disrespect that you can't even give me a simple "wasn't feeling it" text.

I make sure to treat everyone with whom I go on dates with respect and consideration, even if I'm not feeling it. Expecting the same in return is not asking too much.

All they do by ghosting good guys is make more bitter guys.

ClaytonGuida posted...

Democrats do it too. There was a Lincoln Project commercial during the campaign about Trump winning a 3rd term and the kid asking his mom "But I thought a President could only be elected twice mommy?" and she says "Not anymore, son" and it was scare tactics that Trump would serve more than 2 terms.

So Democrats give misinformation too...you cannot win Presidency more than 2 times.

They weren't talking about Trump legitimately winning a third term. They were talking about Trump bucking trends to stay in power, which is exactly what his party attempted to have happen on 01/06.

Also, super clever to roll a chud alt with a slightly different name than an outspoken left leaning poster.

Will_VIIII posted...

Do you even remember what you're ever doing?

You'll have to wait for an answer. He's in the timeout chair.

I swear the chuds here just play musical chairs with it. The seat never even has time to get cold.

Reports that the Grim Reaper timidly knocked on the door and said "Is it safe to take him yet?" are unsubstantiated.