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IfGodCouldDie posted...

This is disrespectful to geese

For real.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You should went out there and hurled piss jugs at em.

Playing BL2 today because acab brought it up the other day. This would be a fun one to play as a group too. I dunno if it's on Gamepass but it's an older game and the whole collection probably isn't that bad price wise.

It was tempting.

There was a few people I genuinely wanted to just punch in the neck.

Its a great fucking game. Gaige is best video game character.

Fucking hell was today a lot of fun.

Anti mask freedom convoy idiots are such fuckboys. Like yeah coming in a big group refusing to wear masks and being general idiots to a retail worker sure is fuckin heroic you dumb fucks.

Also they all look like mill babies and drink like college girls. Nice beard and lumberjack plaid to go with your whiteclaws ya buncha duds.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/7/AANJGaAAC46f.jpg

This is what you look like asking that question.

Gk me rocket.
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Half the room and me is reflected in this eye.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/7/AANJGaAAC46V.jpg

By this time the drink was cutting through the acid but the hotel clerk had a vaguely reptilian cast to his features.

Tbsrs all I got and essentially you already did that one.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/4/AANJGaAAC46S.jpg

As fucking if trivium isn't cool.

Even my goddamn cat is a dick but the truth is everyone knows trivium is great.

Questionmarktarius posted...

This is the main advantage of ether: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue severence of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you cant control it.

...did we already do that one?

I don't think so but God thwt is one if the best lines

Smackems posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/8/AAZOwTAAC45u.jpg

Gaurdians of the galaxy was pretty good but I mean where the real pics. >_>

Wow that was a while ago and now im like trying to get Walter to be for pics and he's just shaming me for liking trivium I guess.

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Form. Power. Grace.

How do I show upload too? I am dumb drunk atm

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I just checked and somethins fucky with my upload

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/1/AAHlKpAAC441.jpg

I mean... dat is all around not good numbers.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Wait a minute, I yelled. Come back and get a beer. But apparently he couldnt hear me. The music was very loud, and he was moving away from us at good speed.

Holy sbit i feel like I should pay you for the hunter posts.

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Smackems posted...

Plumbers having to crawl under houses that are on blocks... Damn I couldn't do that dude

I kinda liked it honestly. I imagined i was a dwarf plus every body else is usually back on the not underground so I could just take my time and make up some shit as to why.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Well, I got the wrong comestibles most likely

I like that word. Like edibles and consumables?

Oh yeah. I remember that now.

Its both scary and running wires and keeping track of them would be so... must a horrible job imo. And electricians have to deal with attics way more than most trades. Crawling around a modern finished roof space is hell tbh.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Has it's ups and downs compared to renting, but I think there are definitely more positives. Best advice I can give, if you get your own place, learn basic plumbing, carpentry and car mechanics. I saved like $800 repairing that hole in the floor a few years back, just had to cut and install a few new boards of wood.

I worked in construction since I was like 17. I'm great with stuff that isn't electrical. Lol. Like I can build a house from the ground up but I'd need plumbers and super need electricians.

I could maybe do the plumbing but I wouldn't wanna fuck it up

Smackems posted...

I got my own house and honestly it ain't all it's cracked up to be

I'm finna fuck ya johnny

I would have sick cat ramps built into the walls and no worries about volume and id have a gym with a heavy bag and weights and again no worries about volume.

But I know what you mean it does have a price too. Also for me I feel like holy shit it would be awesome all the same.

Metallic Slug13 posted...

I love it here but I do wonder about BC's long-term future.

I mean legitimately its... any of the tourist places are already just fucked housing and rent wise. Like who can live in Vancouver or even kelowna or even fucking smaller places nowadays off of even above minimum wage jobs mostly?

Shits out of hand here.

Metallic Slug13 posted...

BC housing market is cringe

Its fucking nuts. Like legitimately holy shit. It was bad before but since 2019 everything just went up 200% literally.

Median home prices are a million bucks here. Its fucked.

Smackems posted...

......?????

Look man I swear I quoted a post and made that response to it but obviously I didn't so...

God I fucking hate not having my own house. No attached walls or floors no worries about sound.

My inability to own a place especially a place thats just a free standing house on its own property just fucking sucks fucks.

It is fucking walters life and my life and just also everything. Like oj the one hand sure I am doing p okay. On the other hand like imagine being set for life and not being in shape with a sick weight room and bags and dummies and shit. and not having a sick af cat nimja warrior room.
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Especially if you had an indoor pool.

And a skatepark.

fuck is wrong with the elite. They can be sociopaths and fine whatever but you aren't even living your own best life cause you got such a fucked ego you'd rather make a country dismantle a bridge to take your half billion dollar yacht under it.

Like Jesus fuck money isn't only wasted on the rich its... fucking fuck you onow?

I thought this was a response to something itt. Now I am not sure what. But I stand by it. Probly.

I'm playing hammer smashed face and just making up lyrics and wow this is a fun time.

This song is very Walter and pretty easy to play.

Walter anatomy
Kill everything I see
Brutality a way of life
Walter end your life tonight
Braaaaaahhhhhhh yelling other stuff I forgot what I said but Walter cut off your head
Shut up.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Is that a Yes, consume?

We is all friends here.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah I only shot 3 for 7 at 300 yards, iron sights M16 when I qualified. I'm a decent to good shot. I got 34 for 40, which is good for sharpshooter, but the master marksman is 36+

I mean you're definitely better than me tbh.

I can hit a pop can at 250 yards everytime but not with iron sights. I'm pretty good up till maybe 100 yards with the marlin with iron sights but still not very confident at that range with the .444 and no actual scope.

He come to me with money in his hand... I was through that... I had that. I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and 10 or 15 girls. What do I wanna go to work for? I'm the king man.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I can shoot the nutsack off of a fly at 500 yards buddy

Buddy I can shoot one testicle of a mosquitoe from 250 yards and not even kill the mosquito.

Also I googled fly testicles so ok America is winning this one so far.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I'd like to take this time out while i'm waiting on Smackems and Harpie to declare a bit of a war on Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BoO3_5tU8A

Bruv you couldn't even shoot guns till we came in. Then we taught you how to shoot and got the nra going and we were like "oh wow that's too much tone it down."

You as a nation are historically just the worst shots ever.

Edit-also please ignore the political ramifications and all other shit. I'm just specifically making fun of marksmanship and I didn't want it to go there and I'm drunk so if it sounded like that thats not what I meant

Donomark posted...

It's not funny, we're just supposed to pretend it is or we're "snowflakes." Apparently, it was so good he had to explain it to the audience. You know, that classic thing that all great comedians do.

This guy was the heckler who said Jimmy had a head like a wide-screen TV.

a-c-a-b posted...

Greatest video game description ever.

$23.4 billion a year for a .250 hitter? Baseball salaries in the 24th Century have rocketed through the O-zone! And team owners are rebelling. They've replaced these greedy players with mighty robots programmed for punishment. The result is Base Wars - a bizarre cross between baseball and gladiatorial combat. It's heroes are an awesome array of mutant machines. Metallic monsters resembling man, half-ton tanks and unidentified fielding objects. But forget about good sportsmanship in the Cyber League. Because in Base Wars, winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. And these mega horsepower sultans of swat are armed to the circuits with enough laser swords, guns and ammunition to spark an interplanetary war. All the elements of baseball are here - pitching, hitting, fielding and base running. Plus a brutal bonus: one-on-one battle royales for base possession.

Holy shit that's incredible.

I had no idea how on point that game was. I need to play it again.

I'll fuckings smash youse ats the hits eh buds.

I mean probly not but also maybe and I'm gonna just roll with it.

a-c-a-b posted...

Hell yeah.

Bad News Baseball was another GOAT tier NES game.

Base wars!!!!!!!

If I'm not getting the name wrong it's a fucking travesty we didn't see more of those games.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Blades of Steel was my first NES game with Zelda and the Mario/Duck Hunt included with the console.

Fuck I never had an nes but when I got to play duck hunt or Mario or ff I was so lost in it as a kid.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Absolutely man. Me and my friends would do the same damn thing in the summer.

Those were the fucking halcyon days of our youth and I only know what that means cause of Calvin and hobbes.

My dad wouldn't let me have a system until my grandparents went against him and at 15 ot 16 I got I psx.

But some of my best memories are all day sessions at my one buddies playing goldeneye, wcw bs nwo revenge and Mario kart on his 64.

We'd take a couch outside and set it up in the summer sometimes.

Omg I loved those games.

dave_is_slick posted...

I thought he was 5'9. My mistake. Still wouldn't call him short though.

When I say short I mean in a good way not like a damn hes short way.

Being short just means stuff is more comfortable and obviously its cooler if a smaller dude beats a bigger dude if they're gonna fight.

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5'10" and a bit is average for Canadian males. Most of my friends and my dad are well over 6 feet though so anecdotally 5'9 definitely seems shorter than average to me. Most guys I know are a half foot taller than me.

cjsdowg posted...

What a racist joke is a ok because it is a joke ? Is that what you are going for ? And there is not comedy in that.

Meh. For thousands of years dark humour has been a human coping mechanism and the "i wanna feel superior to you and call you and asshole" bs of the internet doesn't change that.

Thats horrible and dark done well.

You not wanting to grasp the difference between that and some blatantly racist unfunny bs doesn't negate that difference.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

No I don't hate you but it would have been easier instead of you driving away from me in Forza. We don't have to use mics for Mario Party though unless you wanna hear me smashing holes in the wall when I get fucked over.

Oh yeah I forgot we played forza. Lol.

I remember you whooping me at nfs though.

dave_is_slick posted...

Nope. He's average. Wolverine is 5'2.

5'7" isn't average. I'm 5'9" and below average height here.

Maybe Americans are shorter.

I played some games with johnny in the past and he didn't wanna use mics so I guess johnny hayes me since he wanna use mics for smash.

Ain't nothing like that Bible on the dash.

https://youtu.be/5S00y75ebq8

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The quotes vs the height is funny. Same for the running part.

Feline_Heart posted...

Tom Cruise is like 60 lol. Hes way too old

Dude cruise is cruise his age isn't the issue. He's just the furthest thing from wolverine. Like just... he's shorter than me and I'm short but being short is the only thing he has going for him as wolverine.

Age wise dude can still pull miracles.cruuse would be so so bad as wolverine