Lurker > Garlands_Soul

Why did he even have one, was this part of the stupid wave of worship he got last year?

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"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

God no. That's fucking evil

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Summon my keyblade obviously which is when some darkness envelopes him and it turns out he is wearing an organization coat. His switchblade warps into a big knife with a ridiculous color scheme and he says "my name is Xogbihss, and you are nothing, or you will be soon." And assumes his iconic battle stance seen in pawn stars season 4 episode 7, showing that he has retained some of his human personality despite clearly being a nobody. We fight in the parking lot and make anime references before passing out from exhaustion. When I awake, he is gone.

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"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

I've never seen any of the theater staff take tips

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I have like 4 pairs of glasses but I don't like how people look in glasses so I only wear them when I want some variety. My vision is passable without them

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I usually center outfits around whatever coat I'm wearing. I have like 200 coats. I love coats

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Minecraft zombie. I have a gun near me. Decent chance I live because they're slow anyhow

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I remember when I went to college in 2018 I got shit for saying "straight up" because all of the long island people said dead ass instead. Still don't get it and I think straight up is funnier honestly

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Yeah that's the law. Congrats

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Wedge Antilles posted...

I deny those options and choose Minwu.

Yeah minwu is the greatest final fantasy character ever. These nobodies were made just to react to minwu and they sucked at it. They're supposed to be like doctor who companions to minwus supreme greatness but they're too bland.

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Not sure. I guess an ice machine

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viewmaster_pi posted...

babey

I love these things. One landed on my hand a few days ago and just chilled on there for a couple hours even when I moved

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Ah too bad. I kinda liked the name slave 1 because it's a good villain ship name


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Good. I write in cursive which kinda makes up for my shittier print

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A little bit. I do pretty good in the first Castlevania because I replay it a lot

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I have the pixel 5a and it kicks ass. Go for it. Absolutely zero issues so far beyond minor battery limits going down as is natural. Still lasts a whole day with use at full charge

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Yep.

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marthsheretoo posted...

This hit me after Civil War. I couldn't make it through IW and never even watched Endgame.

Same actually at the same point. Last I watched was Spiderman

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ShyOx posted...

I used to go to a bar(it's gone now, had amazing pizza, me and gfs first date was there ;_;) and the owner and his wife were both Blackjack dealers. Lotsa great stories

How often do you catch someone ACTUALLY cheating and not just doing dumb stuff on the floor, phones etc

It's pretty rare. Honestly in the history of all our reports we have only had like 5 instances across the 7 years of the new system. We've had a bunch of card counters and shit, but very rarely is anyone actually card marking or some shit.

In terms of more exciting shit we get a fair bit of fights, and when we had face shields on the tables during the covid shutdown we had two people punch them and they shattered. Same dealer at the table both times too, dude was pissed.

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SiO4 posted...

@Garlands_Soul

What do you do?

I'm a surveillance operator. We watch all the cameras around the establishment and call in any weird shit we see or respond to calls about shit going down. Super fun job because casinos attract a very wide array of people and a good chunk are crazy. I'm also dealer trained because we watch a lot of the card games to catch errors or cheating. Lots of fun stories though

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Scotty_Rogers posted...

I voted X4, but honestly, Megaman games fucking suck lol. Almost all of them play the fucking same, and they've never sold particularly well, either, so why the fuck did they keep churning that shit out for so long? The X series should have never continued past the Super Nintendo era; I wish they pushed the Megaman Legends series more as that was in full 3D as opposed to being yet another 2D sidescroller.

Also, fuck Zero. I hate how Capcom started pushing him more than Megaman himself at one point; shit got WAY out of hand when he beat Megaman to Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Megaman ZX only looking like Zero was ridiculous, too; smh, it's supposed to be a fusion of X and Zero.

Hahaha I agree. Never liked the series. It's the most samey video game series I think I've played with how many entries it has. Still have fun with them occasionally. X1 is my fave

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The first phase smithy theme kicks ass

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I'm pretty slutty by most standards

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The lead guy from the Pogues had the most disgusting teeth I've seen

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Nope. I do work at one though

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I guess 7 but 5 were the last ones I felt like I cared about. Skipped 3, 4, and 6

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I legitimately thought this was literally about chickens when I opened it and was confused. No

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I knew a guy like that that was so unlikable that his mom would wingman for him. Dude literally did everything to try to get a girl. Learned guitar, had a motorcycle, was fit, and still no one liked him because he was that awful

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Seven vaganias

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I told myself I'd read this when it was all out but I've heard a lot of things about it being boring and unsatisfying. Is it?

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Nah. Don't even like guns but I've got one. Sometimes you need one and I live in the middle of nowhere

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I expected higher honestly

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Not really. Unless you're super into it I think buying the characters individually is the better option or at least waiting until they're all out so you know what you're paying for

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Most Smiths songs are the most loser melodramatic shit in existence

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I have one and it's pretty cheap feeling

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I am 21
10 was Sonic 3 and Knuckles or Sonic 3D Blast no doubt
20 was Castlevania Symphony of the Night

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Not really honestly. Sad about the state of things there, but we shouldn't be there

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DeadBankerDream posted...

But all of those are also bad.

Agreed. Never got the thing with the card game either. Any mild amusement from the base version is sucked away by all the dumb rule changes

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I thought this was going to be a joke about another lesser known game called Hades but I was unable to find anything in a quick Google search

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I loathe all of these characters. Gameplay wise I like auron

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OliviaWildThing posted...

i didnt =(

Yeah same. Whiskey dicked already but I had a great time and she said she did too. It was a lovey thing so performance wasn't really the point and we were both wasted

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furb posted...

Here's some Psygnosis stuff. Alien, fantastic, and creepy.

https://i.imgur.com/KObmboE.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/XlGdpHR.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/Ep13mre.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/RAA793N.jpeg

All of these look like Asia album covers

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I went to prom and there gave been no reunions yet. It was fun and I looked nice.

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I thought it was okay

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Probably axiom verge. I've liked a lot of them though. Would like to try time splitters

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I still can't believe the free trial doesn't let you get in a party with friends. Like that's most of the reason you'd play the game


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Their whole image was always too out there for me. I've never watched any of the videos

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WrestlinFan posted...

Arbys do have some good ass chicken tenders. I like their $1 sliders during happy hour too.

Totally agree. Arby's is a favorite when I'm out for fast food

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