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TopicA stray cat showed up at my house with a chunk of it's face missing, what do?
monkmith
02/08/22 8:37:43 PM
#5
animal control is the only real option TC.

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TopicWhy is Reverse Flash evil / obsessed with Flash?
monkmith
02/08/22 7:25:51 PM
#9
negative wonderwoman is better.

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TopicAmericans get so mad when they hear about how there's etiquette
monkmith
02/08/22 7:00:45 PM
#9
Shablagoo posted...
What sort of etiquette is there to eating sushi; mind elaborating?
well first you're supposed to take off your pants and dip your nuts in wasabi.

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TopicAmericans get so mad when they hear about how there's etiquette
monkmith
02/08/22 6:44:35 PM
#3
this seems like a real and pressing issue TC.

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TopicAliens abduct you and say "Explain humans to us."
monkmith
02/08/22 6:35:22 PM
#8
can we skip right to the butt stuff?

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TopicMonster drinks are cheaper than Red Bull because they taste worse
monkmith
02/08/22 6:14:32 PM
#43
Irony posted...
Grape
that is the superior flavor yes.

Lairen posted...
Because they taste similar versus the many flavors of energy drinks.
it all tastes like cough syrup though, why exclude the real thing?

Freddie_Mercury posted...
I used to drink the orange flavor for fun when I was a kid
i knew people that did that in middle school, they called it robotripping or something stupid like that.

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TopicMonster drinks are cheaper than Red Bull because they taste worse
monkmith
02/08/22 5:54:20 PM
#32
why dont we debate which brand of cough syrup taste better next?

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TopicCows.
monkmith
02/08/22 5:34:58 PM
#2
its unfortunate they taste so good.

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TopicMy students don't know how to turn on a computer
monkmith
02/08/22 5:25:01 PM
#4
you just say hey google a lot and it cuts on right?

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TopicThe number of people on the boards seems to be going up recently
monkmith
02/08/22 5:22:50 PM
#8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99n083E0IA

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TopicNurse who refused vaccine for herself and her kids gets COVID for a second time
monkmith
02/08/22 2:10:22 PM
#21
Flockaveli posted...
Not all nurses are stupid, but all stupid healthcare professionals are nurses.
lol no, there's stupid in every field in a hospital. the only difference between nurses being stupid and your doctor is the nurse is generally way overworked and more prone to bitching while the doctor isn't as overt.

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Topici got permanently suspended from reddit for no reason
monkmith
02/08/22 2:04:11 PM
#23
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

hey now, dat dere's an unfounded claim!

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TopicWhy is everyone trying to cancel Awkwafina for using blaccent but not Bhad Bhabi
monkmith
02/08/22 1:37:45 PM
#34
are these twitter people?

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TopicUK Scientists beg EU to let them get access to $13.6 Billion dollar funding
monkmith
02/08/22 11:33:59 AM
#4
back to wanting all the benefits and none of the costs of being part of a union huh?

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TopicI had to shut the water to my house, and I REALLY have to poop.
monkmith
02/08/22 11:19:50 AM
#23
yusiko posted...
there was a winter when my family lived on a farm and it was a cold winter and our well and pipes froze making the plumbing stop working

we got around the lack of toilet by putting the toilet seat on a bucket
it was my job to take the bucket out to the woods every morning and dump it
we did a better job of keeping our pipes warm the following winters so it didnt happen again during our time on the farm
what the hell, why would you be the only one on poop bucket duty? that's the type of thing everyone does when they finish their business.

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TopicRank these candy: Milk Duds, Nerds, Snickers, Twizzlers, Milky Way, Laffy Taffy
monkmith
02/08/22 10:40:29 AM
#2
laffy>milky>nerds>twizzlers>duds>snickers

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TopicLevel scaling is shit
monkmith
02/08/22 10:05:10 AM
#9
it has its place in open world games, but the best way to do it is very softly and pair it with difficulty zones.

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TopicImagine going on a 10 day vacation with her
monkmith
02/08/22 9:54:08 AM
#13
Cocytus posted...
She looks like my fucking daughter. What am I going to do, take her to Chuck E. Cheeses?
is this a sex joke? are you gonna 'stuff her crust'? you should be ashamed of yourself!

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TopicWhat do you think the hot topics on jawa CE are?
monkmith
02/08/22 8:51:52 AM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/3/AAD2RLAAC5uT.jpg
UTINI!

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TopicImagine going on a 10 day vacation with her
monkmith
02/08/22 8:49:55 AM
#7
sounds expensive.

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TopicI just lost so much money in poker
monkmith
02/08/22 8:42:34 AM
#6
you're supposed to bet it all on black TC.

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TopicI feel like every highschool ever played Romeo Juliet (1968) and Osmosis Jones
monkmith
02/08/22 8:22:08 AM
#48
SydneySweenHero posted...
WTF lmao
my school was pretty shit. craziest example i can think of was my electronics teacher. guy was in his 60s and obviously hated teaching little shits, he half ass'd the whole course and spent most of the year shit talking the more annoying students and playing movies that would normally never be allowed. lots of nude scenes.

best part, the "fight" that probably got him fired. i dont remember exactly what started it, the class was a double course and i spent most of my time reading, but at some point a verbal spat turned into a golf-ball throwing match. the classroom was pretty big so the student and the teacher were on either side of the room and chucking balls at each other, went on for about 5 minutes until one of them pinged a ball off a sprinkler head...

when sprinklers go off it sets them all off, the tech lab area was completely flooded out.

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TopicI had to shut the water to my house, and I REALLY have to poop.
monkmith
02/07/22 11:11:09 PM
#16
get a bucket, ask your neighbor if you can fill it up with water, and then manually flush the toilet with the bucket of water. you can do that by refilling the tank or dumping right into the bowl.

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TopicIs the above user a solo account, a main account or an alt account?
monkmith
02/07/22 10:58:00 PM
#9
-_-_-_-_- posted...
Main account.
if you're not a main then i'm disappointed in you, that name is great.

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TopicI feel like every highschool ever played Romeo Juliet (1968) and Osmosis Jones
monkmith
02/07/22 10:22:44 PM
#41
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

i'm pretty sure every math class from middle school onward ran that movie at the end of the year for me.

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TopicI feel like every highschool ever played Romeo Juliet (1968) and Osmosis Jones
monkmith
02/07/22 9:53:10 PM
#37
my latin teacher played caligula at the end of the year, she had completely checked out on teaching and couldn't even be bothered to look up the details of the movie beyond "its latin'y so lets play it!"

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TopicTIL about Tarrate, a french young with endless hunger who ate live animals
monkmith
02/07/22 8:20:54 PM
#2
he also ate a baby.

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TopicHas any group been demonized as much as introverts
monkmith
02/07/22 5:18:16 PM
#13
furries.

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TopicFlorida cyclist plummets to her death when drawbridge opens
monkmith
02/07/22 4:17:33 PM
#18
generally they're supposed to visually clear the bridge before opening it. so did the operator fail to do that or did she rush out after the fact?

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TopicLord of The Rings trailer drops on Sunday
monkmith
02/07/22 3:30:07 PM
#7
fan357 posted...
I forgot about this. When does this take place?
second age, so somewhere between the destruction of beleriand and the fall of sauron. hot guess is it'll cover the rings creation and the fall of numenor.

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TopicThe Mayor of New York City, on food
monkmith
02/07/22 2:19:50 PM
#14
this guy's a fucking moron.

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TopicIce Poseiden pulls crypto scam to steal $500,000 from fans
monkmith
02/07/22 1:18:32 PM
#43
AceMos posted...
uhhh what why is that funny?
its kind of like finding it strange that touching an electric fence means you're going to get shocked. what the hell do you expect from an unregulated market? that the general good nature of man will shine through and everyone will treat fairly with everyone else?

Yuuko-Chan posted...
It just sucks because people would rather try to get rich get rich quick than adopt crypto as a legit fiat alternative.
greed is the driving instinct of humanity, no unregulated currency is ever going to replace the most popular regulated currency because everyone with sense realizes that assholes will just swoop in and take advantage. the current situation sucks, but at least there is the illusion of accountability, bitcoin offers nothing.

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TopicIce Poseiden pulls crypto scam to steal $500,000 from fans
monkmith
02/07/22 12:11:38 PM
#39
anyone else find it funny that people get upset that an unregulated market is flooded by assholes looking to scam and manipulate it?

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TopicWell, the end of Platinum Games as we know it is nigh
monkmith
02/07/22 10:28:05 AM
#11
Solid_Seb posted...
Idk why they would change what has been working for them. That statement makes me think of skyrim or gta; terrible gameplay but made up for with abundance of content.
because game publishers are beholden not to the people playing the games but the investors who throw money at them. investors dont give a fuck about game quality, they care about profit from games, and nothing on the market right now is more profitable then something like GTAV or even skyrim.

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TopicWell, the end of Platinum Games as we know it is nigh
monkmith
02/07/22 10:21:48 AM
#5
Jagr_68 posted...
I don't even know what the fuck that statement means.

Open world shit?
what's the term for games that are recieving lots of bullshit new paid content continuously, drip fed to players to make them keep spending? live games or something like that? essentially they want to transition to a GTA5 model, where they put in minimum effort for maximum profit on a game that can last for years.

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TopicGOP says they have record number of Black Republicans running for office
monkmith
02/07/22 10:16:43 AM
#3
i'm going to guess that the vast majority are being run in areas they have no chance of winning anyway?

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TopicSo did everyone just stop caring about john cena and the taiwan thing?
monkmith
02/07/22 10:12:22 AM
#2
every time i hear his name all i can think about is the meme.

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TopicIf I liked Bayonetta, what other action games might I enjoy?
monkmith
02/07/22 9:41:09 AM
#2
devil may cry and metal gear rising are the obvious choices. astral chain if you've got a switch.

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TopicWhat's a good book about a guy's relationship with his dog...
monkmith
02/07/22 9:34:07 AM
#19
to build a fire?

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TopicWait, Elden Ring is 150 GB?
monkmith
02/06/22 11:33:40 PM
#3
developers have completely given up on the idea of compression.

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TopicZookeeper confirms that gorillas want to throw down whenever they see Shaq.
monkmith
02/06/22 9:53:32 PM
#7
he's god damn huge, i imagine most gorillas would react to a huge guy regardless of skin color in the same way.

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TopicAllisonGollust is SUSPENDED.
monkmith
02/06/22 9:07:49 PM
#5
Rathinor posted...
Does he already have a new alt?

Also, what's he keep getting suspended for? He's toned down the racism and politicking. Now he's mostly about losing money on jpgs
he spins up a new alt whenever an old one dies. and while i have no idea what he said this time i'm pretty sure he's on some form of shit list at this point and they just ban his alt for anything mod worthy.

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TopicAllisonGollust is SUSPENDED.
monkmith
02/06/22 9:03:15 PM
#2
think his alt will post in this thread?

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TopicSan andreas is so fucking boring
monkmith
02/06/22 8:28:24 PM
#3
its got a jetpack so you shut the hell up.

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TopicScenario: Group of religious fanatics outside ya home.
monkmith
02/06/22 8:22:51 PM
#6
ZannoL posted...
I turn around, pull down my pants, moon them, and then walk back inside my home.
with your pants down around your ankles it'll be more like a shuffle.

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TopicElden Ring will be out in roughly 19 days! Are you excited CE?
monkmith
02/06/22 8:16:09 PM
#10
not sure i'm going to get it. they've apparently been sitting on a major vulnerability for their PC games for years without fixing it and there's a high chance its also in elden ring. i've not got a console its coming out on, so if the PC version is shipped with a broken multiplayer then i'm going to skip it.

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