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Imit8m3 posted...

Genetics is weird sometimes. Sometimes the kids look more like the neighbor than their dad.

Because the white neighbor is probably actually the father.

Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy IX
Red Dead Redemption
Super Mario Odyssey
Link to the Past
Dragon Quest Heroes
Skyrim
Oblivion
Super Mario World
Persona 5 Royal

Covid deniers really are mentally inferior. I said thank you is apparently some sort of code for them, Ive heard several of them claim they say this in these situations, as if it allows them carte blanche.

radical rhino posted...

Literally a picture of a black man.

I think his mother is Rachel Dolezal.

About as much backlash as account bet welchers get on here.

Tell her parents youd give your left nut to live with their daughter, then show up the next day to prove how serious you were, so much that you sacrificed twice as much for their princess.

berlyman101 posted...

For all the shit this guy takes in stride I do feel bad when I see people clown him or tell him he's lying. If it's not real, kudos for the humor. But I hate to think that this guy is constantly vulnerable and everyone is telling him his life isn't what he says it is.

You should move in with him to verify.

Drunk Cobra posted...

pls expand on this

What more do you want to know? Its still fairly new (FB dating app started in 2019, I think), in its earliest days, there were very few bots/fake profiles, so I hooked up with quite a few women until I found one that was worth building with.

Definitely a lot more garbage on there now, but it doesnt have stupid limitations such as not being able to send the first message. So many Neanderthals are on these apps, so when you can present yourself as different, it works wonders. Its tied directly to your actual FB account, so its much easier to verify someone is real much quicker than off of other apps.

You mean the topic you keep posting in, even after making this one?

Duncanwii posted...

Well I have no testicles for one. The second is that my fluid is completely clear which research has shown is caused by a complete lack of sperm.

Big dick energy right here.

Nasty_Nitro posted...

oh boy here we go just because I think people should work less i must look like the gross ass reddit mod right? gimme a fucking break go lick your bosses boots clean

I can literally smell you.

Im pretty sure I know exactly what this Nasty Nitro user looks like.

Nasty_Nitro posted...

Im not going to entertain an argument about how long 40hours a week is or how long 8hours a day is because I literally live it.

Will you entertain that 40 hours isnt the majority of 168?

Nasty_Nitro posted...

8hours a day 5 days a week yeah thats a majority of your time. Do you need this explained to you?

You either need a math lesson or an English lesson.

Ive had by far the most success off FB dating than any other app. Very serious with a lady I matched with on there, shes completed my life, give that app a shot.

EzeDoesIt posted...

What do you mean? Are you calling shab the Pied Piper or shaming him for experiencing poverty?

You probably have a lot of living organisms in your unkempt beard. You are also currently one of the worst users on the site now, congratulations, I guess.

EzeDoesIt posted...

Of course it is not. The fact that Ive worked in the AIDS resource center in my city for almost a decade doesnt let me escape being called an alt for sticking up for poz peoples rights, apparently.

I need to log off because some of the stuff being said here sickens me to the utmost degree and so many colleagues of mine would shed tears over this crap. I cant look at CE for a while after this, its really fucked up and is leaving me heartbroken.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/9/AAZTjPAAC0Un.jpg

Are you going to post a new thread every Sunday about a customer coming in to your job to yell at you? This is at least two weeks in a row.

I live right by Disney, and when DisneyQuest was finally shut down, I kicked myself for never going after the Arkanoid cabinet they had on their retro floor. I would spend hours playing just that machine, nobody was ever in line for it lol.

AlCalavicci posted...

Great game. Aren't there like 1600 moons or something? I remember getting all of them

880 to find, 119 can be bought to max out at 999.

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Any organization should feature blading a few times a year at most if the match and angle demand it.

Everyone knows its fake so its pointless mutilation to appease a small stupid fanbase.

Everyone knows movies are fake, so directors should stop using blood also. Jason Voorhies should be stuffing a pie in his victims faces instead!

I've started it 3-5 times since it was released, never got past the first few hours. I hated having to eat, didn't that come out around the same time San Andreas did, with the same stupid mechanic?

Intro2Logic posted...

Tbh I never got past that Darker Side of the Moon boss rush, which was frustrating because I think I would've really liked the rest of it. I remember the Koopa races being annoying, but I can't remember which was the most annoying lol. Maybe Seaside Kingdom?

Yeah, they pretty much all suck and you need to master all the controls to have a chance on the later ones for sure. Keep at the moon ummm....moons lol, nothing in Odyssey is as hard as Champion's Road, did you ever beat that? That was one of the most gratifying feelings I've had in a platformer.

Robot2600 posted...

The same people that will lick a butt draw the line at feet.

Lol, word life, and these incels are also acting like dudes into feet are sucking on Frodo toes or something. My girlfriend has impeccable hygiene.

I've gotten all the moons twice, you should try to get them all this time. Did you do the darker side of the moon ones before or this time? Which koopa race did you dislike the most?

Aressar posted...

Porn videos don't really count and aren't reflective of real life, but sure kid. Whatever gets you off.

Funny how you use a dismissive "kid" when you don't have a real argument. I promise you I've gotten more pussy in the past year than you have your entire life. I literally sucked her toes on Friday night.

Werent the wings only available for a week?

catboy2 posted...

yes
edit: although I don't know if I did a very good job. feet taste sweet.

WTF is this? I highly doubt the veracity of this story, feet and toes taste like literally nothing when they are clean. If this is true, the girl had some weird hygiene, its like when dudes complain that vagina tastes bad, it absolutely does not when she takes care of herself, quite the opposite actually.

SoIidLegacy posted...

No, and neither have you or anyone else for that matter. This is not something people commonly do, let alone enjoy.

inb4 "lol" or "oh sweet summer child"

This is some dumb shit right here. Just because you arent into something that MANY men (and women) get much joy from doesnt meant its not happening regularly. My current girlfriends feet are the best of anyone Ive ever dated, I suck her toes literally every night we see each other, she likes it, and it gets me super hard, she gives me footjobs also.

Are you leaving to finally get vaccinated?

If you are living with your parents, why are you asking CE this question instead of them?

spikethedevil posted...

It wasnt off site.

Oh, I figured a subreddit wasnt considered on-site. I dont use Reddit so I have no idea how it works.

1337toothbrush posted...

Well, I was involved in a fight.

A kid called Aaron threw a rock at my head. For no reason. So I threw on back, then Aaron went apeshit at me and got me in a grapple.

NOTE: You should know right about now I don't take shit from any body.

Anyway, we were in a grapple and he was trying to kick me in the nuts.
But I wouldn't let him. Anyway, after about 10 seconds of that I just said
"Aaron this is how it's done..." Then kicked him straight in the nuts. For about the next minute and a half he was just standing there going "MY BALLS!" Anyway I walked off and then a while later, a mob of about 30 people came running down the hill and circled me. I was just full like "HOLY FUCK!" and I started running. I had the mob chase me for about three laps of the school. By the time I had done it about three times there were about four people left, the rest were tired out or had given up.

Anyway I beat the shit out of them all. Methods used:
-Catching kicks and flicking your hand upwards (thus flipping them sidways)*
-Punching in the face
-Slamming head on wall
-Kicking in shins, then elbowing in head

And you know something? I didn't even get suspended because I just told the teacher "Hey it was self defense!!" then I just walked out of the office.

*Last year I was going to shoot an action movie with my friend Dean. The Matrix inspired us here, that's where move number one came from. Plus, we were on concrete, and landing on your back on concrete really hurts.

Where did you get this copypasta?

Paragon21XX posted...

With his mod history as long as the list of the CCP's human rights violations? Nuh-uh.

I dont like the guy, but did he really get suspended for off site activity? Thats stupid as hell.

I was just targeted for pointing out one of the mods history of posting racist shit, apparently that is harassment around here, even though there is documented proof of his posts.

Heartomaton posted...

Neither had I, and in fact...

...I've never heard Jordan Peterson's voice, either.

LOL, Peterson sounds like when Eddie Murphy imitates the black cop he thinks sounds white in Beverly Hills Cop.

Youre not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe?

Error1355 posted...

Actually impressed.

LOL, other than listening to music, my YouTube viewing is typically Red Letter Media, wrestling shoot interviews, and Arcus speed runs, that guy is impossible to dislike....aaaaaannnnddd CLUNK!

That guy looks like the love child of DJ Qualls and Harry Potter.

Never heard of Ethan Klein before this thread.

berlyman101 posted...

one time tc dmed me to stop doxxing him when I repeated information he's shared before.

@OliviaWildThing is No_U_L7, Ive had him tagged for a while. Now I want to get one of these DMs!

I actually got to 999 moons on both my playthroughs, I enjoyed it more than looking for Koroks, thats for sure.

Guide posted...

I have no anthropological experience in this sector beyond CE topics, but it really seem like a whole chunk of cultural negativity.

Have any of you fuckers had any success? All I see is ghosting topics and broken hopes.

I met my current girlfriend on FB dating, and its gotten very serious. Our children are teens so they have met and hang out together.

Online dating is certainly a minefield, and nobody goes through it unscathed, but there are successes to be had.

bsp77 posted...

Wait, did you have a date? If you only have messaged, that isn't ghosting.

Of course catboy didnt go on a date lol.

pistachio12 posted...

Nope. This is the one and only account I've had for 18 years. My favorite board back in the day was the WOT board.

Honestly makes me cringe. I guess you can use it in a way that sounds 'cute' but I feel like the other person needs to be present for that.

And you missed this part:

So you are admitting you dont know what a red flag is. Something that makes you cringe does not a red flag make. You also dont get to make the rules for how people refer to their partners, you sound very idiotic right now.

bigblu89 posted...

OK. I'll be back in a half hour or so.

Smoke if you got 'em!

Platinum Kush at the moment, smells great lol. Cologne helps to cover it up when I go out

bigblu89 posted...

You're posting opinion as fact, which is dangerous.

Dude, you need to take a break for a while. This is literally a thread about cologne.

bigblu89 posted...

And my wife loves the smell of irish spring, but only the blue one that I use. I believe it's called icy blast or some shit.

It's almost like different people prefer different things.

Its almost like this is how you and I got into this discussion in the first place, with me responding to a post you made!

pistachio12 posted...

Well I'm gay so no. And the point isn't about anyone posting pictures - the point is you're quick to mock others while only talking game here.

Edit: also the bigger red flag as you referring to your girlfriend as your 'woman'.

Explain how that is at all a red flag. She refers to me as her man, what type of mental gymnastics are doing right now?

Post a pic of your boyfriend instead, cutie