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Topiccoworkers: im moving in with my partner me: i thought you lived with your bf
HANGtheDJ_86
02/17/22 12:33:53 PM
#2
Probably a misunderstanding

Maybe even on your part

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TopicMy sister's boyfriend only got a 4 day sentence in jail
HANGtheDJ_86
02/17/22 12:26:22 PM
#6
Sorry the snitching didn't go well TC

Bad feels

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TopicThe perfect girl but when you text she replies with a disgusting green bubble
HANGtheDJ_86
02/17/22 11:51:11 AM
#4
I love smoking green and making bubbles too.

Perfect match.

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TopicLandlord gleefully cackles while reminiscing about Xmas-time eviction
HANGtheDJ_86
02/16/22 12:19:12 PM
#2
Bong water scuba diver much

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TopicWho wants to be Arvs valentine
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 10:12:44 PM
#3
A real pity too

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TopicShortened business hours since the pandemic started PISS ME OFF
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 9:36:27 PM
#4
That's nothing compared to waiting an extra hour for the damn liquor store to open

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TopicName something you'd like to have two of on your bed
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 8:02:26 PM
#6
Sexy body pillows

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TopicSaw some bumper stickers repping the "LGB Community"
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 7:24:54 PM
#20
Fuck Every Acronym

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TopicCouldn't sleep last night thinking about how much better the XSX is than the PS5
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 7:22:28 PM
#4
I bet the web browser sucks on PS5

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TopicFather ran out on us Valentine's Day
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 7:18:07 PM
#5
Maybe he was a surrogate baby

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TopicHow is an orgy like a late-80's Planters commercial?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 6:57:24 PM
#10
Damn that jingle must've slammed back in the day

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TopicSF Police linked woman to crime with DNA collected from her rape kit
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 6:43:57 PM
#6
What kind of a property crime do they collect DNA from?

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TopicMoon.
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 6:32:52 PM
#6
Thought this was about the FPS for the DS

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TopicDamn Boston Pizza doing a 5.00 delivery fee and a 1.00 card fee.
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 6:26:10 PM
#3
Kinda fucky, eh?

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Topicthe reason why you don't find women funny
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 6:03:24 PM
#3
Do they speak silently?

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TopicYR: Cops start taking knees as a sign of respect to themselves.
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 12:47:45 PM
#3
Is it not a military thing already

They're always so well choreographed

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TopicWomen in the know don't date men who take Adderall.
HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/22 12:04:04 PM
#13
But I thought sex was the only thing good about meth?

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TopicHey everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 10:50:44 PM
#2
his time

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TopicA friend confessed to me he wanted to kill his bosses a few years ago
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 10:37:52 PM
#3
Don't let him be a bad example on ya

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TopicRemove all letters found in Super Bowl LVI from your username.
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 10:10:21 PM
#18
I wanna say mine is unchanged but I have to be wrong

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TopicDo you like to Travel?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 9:35:38 PM
#4
I like to trip

No travel

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TopicIsn't it creepy how Satan is an angel?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 9:13:22 PM
#7
I dated a girl named Angel once and they most certainly can be evil

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TopicHow'd you feel if Current Events became a discord server?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 9:08:46 PM
#2
I barely know what that is

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TopicVideo of Polar Bear escaping through hotel window after he raids the place for
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 12:57:25 PM
#5
Like French speakers have any place to judge

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Topichow can erika be THIS fucking based
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 4:03:15 AM
#5
She's battle hardened from the working conditions as you can see

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TopicQuck, which game brought you to GameFAQS???!
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 3:04:18 AM
#3
Neopets

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TopicHow long could you live off wholegrain bread and peanut butter?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/13/22 12:01:43 AM
#3
Probably until I develop a B12 deficiency

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TopicDo you think kim kardashian is pretty?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 11:16:11 PM
#4
Pretty pukey

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TopicWoman smacks you in the face. What do you do?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 10:30:45 PM
#12
Go buy another

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TopicPackage is out for delivery.
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 3:16:32 PM
#2
Bet you can't wait to smoke it

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TopicWhat freedom don't you have that you wish you had?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 1:55:54 AM
#7
Bring back blood sports dammit

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TopicDom literally *spoilers* his wife in Gears of War 2
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 1:52:02 AM
#3
Imagine not giving a spoiler warning to your own wife

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TopicWhy would I tell anything to Carlo? Who the hell is Carlo?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 1:03:08 AM
#2
Someone named Carl whose in denial

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TopicTried a new Koolaid experiment
HANGtheDJ_86
02/12/22 12:04:39 AM
#3
Oh bleh

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TopicIt's starting
HANGtheDJ_86
02/11/22 11:09:02 PM
#3
They're just tryna weed out the narcs

Like everyone else on the internet

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Topic500 for Betty White
HANGtheDJ_86
02/11/22 10:17:38 PM
#494
Rest

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Topicjust threw out 10 pairs of used panties, if i were a hot girl i couldve sold em
HANGtheDJ_86
02/11/22 9:04:48 PM
#19
The review section on Aliexpress has taught me that the word panties is gender neutral depending on region

So it does check out

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TopicScenario: You are being canceled. What do you do?
HANGtheDJ_86
02/11/22 8:05:40 PM
#4
Use more milk in my cereal next time

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TopicYou better buy Klonoa
HANGtheDJ_86
02/11/22 1:24:52 PM
#18
I'd rather buy quinoa.

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Topicnever realized how easy it is to just make chikun nuggies
HANGtheDJ_86
02/10/22 5:53:21 PM
#15
Some nuggies are quite good in the microwave.

The cheap brand with the rooster on the package comes to mind.

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TopicJust acquired the Holy Grail
HANGtheDJ_86
02/10/22 5:17:27 PM
#2
I'll nut before you

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