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TopicPost facts that will ruin someone's day
HistoricHero
01/17/22 8:33:23 PM
#132
The phrase you suck is a homophobic / misogynistic slur because it implies sucking dick is a bad thing.
TopicWait, a former gamefaqs mod almost died from the vaccine!!?
HistoricHero
01/17/22 8:12:29 PM
#4
I also think I had COVID prior to 2020.

In October of 2019, I had severe breathing problems and chest pain and I just ignored it because I didnt have health insurance at the time and I didnt want to go to the doctors.. I was in cold sweats in my bed struggling to breathe but eventually it just went away.
TopicI watched a video about the death of Edgar Allen Poe and then had nightmares
HistoricHero
01/17/22 7:50:04 PM
#1
Watched the video about how Edgar Allen Poes death was a creepy mystery, he was found rambling incoherently in raggedy clothing that didnt belong to him and shouting random phrases and the name Reynolds! and nobody could figure out what happened to him before he died.

Then I fell asleep and kept having extremely disturbing nightmares about death and gore.. I woke up several times suddenly because I was freaking out. like I would see someone getting beaten to death to the point where their head was coming apart and then seeing the imagery of their broken face and skull right in front of my face

This is not cool.
TopicCoworker calling me a pussy for wanting 1 month off after childbirth.
HistoricHero
01/17/22 7:40:25 PM
#55
Those are fighting words.

I would tell him Call me a pussy one more time and we can take it outside and Ill show you who the real pussy is, bitch.
TopicCoworker calling me a pussy for wanting 1 month off after childbirth.
HistoricHero
01/17/22 7:21:50 PM
#51
Hes a pretty nice guy

*acts like a piece of shit*
TopicSnoop gifted Eli Manning a Death Row Records chain
HistoricHero
01/17/22 7:11:55 PM
#5
Cokewave posted...
Damn he cheaped the fuck out; the chain comes free with the pendant. That's like $250.
Snoop doesnt owe Eli anything.

Snoop isnt even a Giants fan.
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/17/22 6:29:51 PM
#86
Vermander posted...
Well they aint turning into sex thats for sure.

But yeah like I expect its going to take months.
If sex is your goal, why wouldnt you say lets fuck instead of I like you ??

Literally just tell a woman what the fuck you want Be a man.
TopicMobile ads are getting so outrageous
HistoricHero
01/17/22 5:58:31 PM
#14
MC_BatCommander posted...
The ads are 100% fake too, the actual game is nothing like what the ads show

Downloading the app must allow the developers to access all of your personal info.

Thats the only explanation I can think of for why they deliberately make the ad look NOTHING like the game.

TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/17/22 5:36:25 PM
#82
Also, I wasnt being sarcastic. I actually believe that you ignored what I said.

Youre more interested in feeling sorry for yourself than doing what it takes to get a different outcome in your dating life.
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/17/22 5:34:15 PM
#80
Vermander posted...
I ignored most of it, but it gave be a good laugh.

Of course you did.
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/17/22 5:18:49 PM
#73
@bsp77 Im talking to TC.

Are you his alt?
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/17/22 5:13:09 PM
#70
bsp77 posted...
Dude, chill
Dude, chill?

it comes down to this: do you want see positive change in your life, or do you want everyone to kiss your ass so you can keep getting the same shitty results that youve been getting?

this is why nice guys always get the short end of the stick. They dont want to hear the hard truth and reality that will get them the desired outcome.
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/17/22 5:10:07 PM
#67
Oh boy Texting with your ex basically confirms to me that you are way too emotional. Soft emotions are killer (not in a good way) for attracting women.

You would probably cry if your ex stopped talking to you or blocked your number.

THAT is why women will not find you attraction.

The quintessential trait of a bad boy is a man who simply does not give a fuck about softie emotional bullshit You are suckling on the titty of a woman who dumped you and moved 1,500 miles away that is absolutely pathetic. You will never be taken seriously by the opposite sex until you cut off your ex PERMANENTLY.

The fact that you are texting each other memes on a daily basis just shows that you cant let go because you need that mommy kiss my boo boo emotional support Like youre a child or a baby boy Women want a MAN, not a child.

Grow up. Women CANNOT be feminine with a weak man.

Id be willing to bet $100 that you do not lift weights on a daily basis. Get your fucking physical fitness together. It all starts with physical attraction, and having a strong body is the first thing women see. Strong body develops into a strong mind. Right now your body AND your mind are incredibly weak.
Topicdoes getting my **** ****ed count as losing virginity?
HistoricHero
01/17/22 6:54:13 AM
#4
Pepys Monster posted...
No.

TopicPost facts that will ruin someone's day
HistoricHero
01/17/22 6:49:12 AM
#110
Global warming is going to make Earth uninhabitable for your great grandchildren.
TopicPost facts that will ruin someone's day
HistoricHero
01/17/22 6:47:49 AM
#109
Racism and police brutality are societal problems that will likely never be resolved.
TopicFor some reason I'm hella into black girls all of a sudden
HistoricHero
01/16/22 9:25:07 PM
#3
Have you ever dated a black woman?

My first girlfriend (10 years ago) was black.

Dated one white girl in college.

Went back to black women and Ive never looked back.
TopicFor some reason I'm hella into black girls all of a sudden
HistoricHero
01/16/22 9:23:29 PM
#2
Welcome to the club.
TopicThis sexual harassment SNL sketch really backfired like a mofo
HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:53:08 PM
#2
That woman was gross.

Reminds me of this gross chick I used to work with that thought she was hot shit but I wouldnt have fucked her with a strap on with 4 condoms wrapped on it.
TopicDo female simps exist? How would I go about making money off of them?
HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:13:01 PM
#15
Just cater to gay men. They love bulges and man ass.
TopicThat feel when your oldest niece borrows your PS4 and ruins it
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:33:47 PM
#20
Was I right about your pin being your birthday?
TopicAdults get drunk for the first time. (yt)
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:18:38 PM
#14
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I posted before watching the video
TopicThat feel when your oldest niece borrows your PS4 and ruins it
HistoricHero
01/16/22 6:14:02 PM
#15
SKAMartist posted...
It's only a simple 4 number pin, must have just kept trying
Dont tell me you made your pin your birthday
TopicThat feel when your oldest niece borrows your PS4 and ruins it
HistoricHero
01/16/22 5:32:26 PM
#4
How did she delete your account without the password?
TopicDo you own a sex toy?
HistoricHero
01/16/22 1:46:43 PM
#33
Yeah, my ding ding is a sex toy.
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/16/22 1:32:35 PM
#34
billcom6 posted...
Isn't it assumed that you like them at that point?
Yeah, thats why TC fucked up.

Women hate indecisive men and men who dont know what the fuck they want.

Telling her I wike u just makes you look like a big softy Women naturally want a man who makes them feel safe. You make a woman feel safe by having masculine traits Being an emotional cupcake makes you seem like a baby boy who needs a mommy to kiss his boo boos.
TopicHonestly I should be in prison AMA
HistoricHero
01/16/22 11:39:29 AM
#2
What did you do that was illegal?
TopicNew topic creation flooding rule.
HistoricHero
01/16/22 11:21:34 AM
#8
How does a forum with <1,000 active users across the entire website have flooding issues to begin with?

Thats like telling a virgin incel that he can only have sex with 3 women every 24 hours.
TopicLesson learned, don't get buzzed on a third date with a girl you like
HistoricHero
01/16/22 11:14:23 AM
#11
Its beta energy to tell a woman I like you.

you have no plan of action. Its awkward because how the fuck is she supposed to respond to that?

What are you offering to her? Absolutely nothing. Just another dude who will be emotionally needy. Thats super unattractive.
TopicTesla demanded law firm fire associate who worked for SEC
HistoricHero
01/16/22 10:24:11 AM
#17
Horrorbooksguy posted...
It really should be illegal.
Asking a company to fire someone?

Lol what the fuck?
TopicI've beaten MGS3 25 times
HistoricHero
01/16/22 9:54:35 AM
#1
You are envious of me.
TopicTesla demanded law firm fire associate who worked for SEC
HistoricHero
01/16/22 9:53:46 AM
#9
Why is this a story?

Theres nothing illegal about what Tesla did.
TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 9:29:48 AM
#42
catboy2 posted...
Did someone do this to you before TC
No, but every time I warm up my car I think about the possibility of accidentally hitting the lock button as I close my door and then wondering what the FUCK I would do in such a situation.
TopicWhat if you got mugged IRL by a GameFAQs mod?
HistoricHero
01/16/22 9:02:05 AM
#1
Like they threatened to ban your account if you didnt give them your wallet.

then when you refuse, they sift through your posting history to find a single message that MIGHT loosely be against TOU according to their powerful mod discretion.

Then when you try to appeal, they just copy and paste the rule description for trolling with a :) at the end.
TopicDo NOT feed your dog Taco Bell wings
HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:24:24 AM
#7
neverwin posted...
CE stop I'm sick, stop making me laugh so hard it hurts, now I can't stop coughing
Pee pee poo poo.

Fard and cumb.
TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:21:22 AM
#33
LOL @ people comparing buying a pair of gloves to smashing someones window with a tire iron or picking a lock.

Just admit that you lost the argument.
TopicCOD never implemented a Hitler zombie boss, did they?
HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:13:04 AM
#5
Oh shit I havent played call of duty in like 10 years. Didnt realize they actually did make a Hitler boss lol
TopicCOD never implemented a Hitler zombie boss, did they?
HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:04:16 AM
#1
They can use Nazi imagery and swastikas, but a full-blown Hitler zombie boss would be pushing the limits of political correctness too far, wouldnt it?
TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:56:12 AM
#26
They make gloves that are resistant to cuts There goes your deterrent.
TopicYoutuber get his cartoon avi stolen and used as a NFT then this happens.
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:54:47 AM
#17
cjsdowg posted...
I don't understand how this can happen. I am sure his character is copy righted . So people can just take intellectual property and make a NFT out of it.
I am going to NFT the entire discography of Michael Jackson and the Beatles.

$$$$$$$$$$
TopicPlaying Skyrim for the first time
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:52:46 AM
#12
_____Cait posted...
Ive had the game for nearly 10 years but hardly played it.

admitting that the topic title is a lie in the first line of the post.

Bold strategy.
TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:51:45 AM
#24
Do you know what else is a deterrent?

Locking your fucking car door.
TopicHow many people can you kill justifiably until you become a tainted murderer?
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:46:07 AM
#6
BloodMoon7 posted...
None. You are immediately a murderer. No exceptions.
Even if I murdered Hitler?
TopicAdults get drunk for the first time. (yt)
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:40:04 AM
#8
Nothing is more annoying than that one person who drinks half of a beer and then starts acting super drunk.

TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:37:32 AM
#22
Yes I do live in a nice neighborhood, but what does that have to do with my comment about putting razor blades on your door handle?

no matter where you live, that is completely unnecessary.
TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:31:44 AM
#18
So now youre risking getting HIV because you wanted to prove a point
TopicDo NOT feed your dog Taco Bell wings
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:29:58 AM
#1
Diarrhea.

Diarrhea everywhere.
TopicThe most evil thing you could do in this cold weather
HistoricHero
01/16/22 7:28:04 AM
#16
Flauros posted...
They stopped handle jiggling for awhile when people started putting razors in the door handles.

If youre going to go through the effort to put a razor blade in your door handle, why the fuck would you not just take the time to lock your door?
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