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Shucks howdy! Texas cowboy America here. This mistake. Russian soldier so bigger. Look like many tank lol. Putin comes home. Says hi. Looks like tank herd. Like cows! I know because I'm cowboy. But just five friend guys for sure.

You get to have sex with them sometimes

Now it's time for The Great Lakes Avengers to shine

I like body temperature water. I swoosh it in my mouth a bit and then spit it into a cup. Then it's the perfect temp for when I drink it.

I like it in a It's so bad it's good type of way. But also as someone else mentioned, Lea Thompson parading around in her underwear is great too.

Buy Segatlus and I might give a shit

100% impossible

Can I raise their children and we'll call it even?

He's from the future. That's his holoPC.

Xs in tic-tac-toe

JE19426 posted...

They'd stick with the Holocaust, and come up with an excuse for him to be young, like being frozen, somehow using his powers to stay young, or being send forward in time.

This
His magnetic powers are able to control cell oxidation or some shit. There. Now he's immortal

I'm iffy about untested unions, but the fact that Amazon is so against them makes me more comfortable. Is anything happening to Amazon for these violations though?

I don't like polluting my home with work mindsets. I need the divide. I use my home to relax. If I'm there I want to do whatever I want, which almost never has anything work related involved.

Another_Voice posted...

JK Rowling is wrong to question the trans lifestyle, but perhaps not for the reasons you think.

"Hate not the transgender, for he is not the horror."

The horror is the entity that would crush and twist a man's soul into such a perverted and disgusting vessel, for that is the enemy

Say what you will about the transgender, that he is weak to fall prey to such things, but you cannot refute the fact that many people need and seek guidance in this life.

Imagine if you will yourself, the times that you have sought guidance from a parent or a trusted friend.
Now imagine you do not have this, and instead are given this guidance by a great evil, the same way the "urban youth" without a father is taught to commit violence, or the social outcast who is told to pervert himself for acceptance.

Indeed the transgender, simply a product of the propaganda, is not to be hated; he is to be pitied, for he was once your brother. It is the propagandist who is to be hated, for he is the one responsible, and he is the one who has twisted and corrupted the soul.

Now I remember you

That's one of my favorite jokes in 30 Rock. It's how Dennis describes his political views.

Same with Dr. Scarecrow. Also, why are the majority of Batman's enemies doctors. Is his real identity Joe Rogan?

Shucks Howdy! As Texas cowboy it's nice to see good guy glorious Putin looking for concern for people. Nice saving!

Where's his daddy? Do I not have a job in this scenario?

Montessori schools were a mistake

6 ft
210lbs
I'm in a cut. I'll be down to like 185 in a few months

Blunt
If you're not a dick about it, most people are good with the approach. I feel like blunt gets a bad rep because lots of people use it to be cruel. It doesn't need to be.

EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Ugh it's like when they turned Cookie Monster into Vegy Monster.

But they didn't. Dude still fucks up cookies every chance he gets. He just also eats other things now too

The Canadian government never had MLK arrested. I dont really see how or why they could've done so though. They also never arrested Jesus, but that's only slightly more dumb to point out.

Stalolin posted...

"When I hear this argument, that there are not enough sex scenes in modern cinema, what Im really hearing are complaintsrightfullyabout the decline of the so-called mid-budget adult drama. It seems like its almost a backdoor way of making the observation that most of cinema is now Marvel-adjacent, superheroes, etc. So I wonder if its not even necessarily about the absence of the sex scene but about the absence of the general environment in which the sex scene would be warranted."

Spidey and MJ sex scene when?

OliviaRodrigo posted...

No clue who that is but its safe he only makes 30k on SNL

Michael Che makes the exact same joke in the rest of the images. In reality he makes like half a million per year.

She reminds me of a girl I know through work. Day to day she's meh, but all done up she's a goddamn smoke show. That said, it looks like this girl will almost never be all done up. She's destined to always look like this.

That's why Chrono Trigger is the best game of all time

Heat dissipation is a major issue in this.

It's hard to fit better tech in a smaller device because it overheats. Trying to convince buyers to have an underpowered and smaller phone is much more difficult than convincing them that they should get a giant screen and a more responsive experience.

Wife cooked a tasty pasta/chicken dish. It was in some tomato cream sauce. Then I made some cream sauce for her later.

Have sex with the trash bag and make her watch

Best was early 2000s where people wore lamb skin leather jackets. We all shopped at Wilson's Leather and looked like we were in the matrix. It was awesome af.

UT1999 posted...

idk, wouldn't the blue whale have a larger bite strength? it is the largest animal to have ever existed

Megaladon has the highest estimated bite of anything ever. I believe blue whales are up pretty high though. They just weren't built as much for it.

UT1999 posted...

what have you read was the bite strength of t rex? thousands of pounds right?

Yeah, like 13k or something. I know a Megalodon beats it by a lot, but probably because T rex didn't bother to compete with sea life.

T-rex is king. It's right in his name. Strongest bite of any known land animal ever to exist on earth. It crushes a Spinosaurus in it's teeth like it could crush cars. Also, it predates America, but it's American exceptionalism gives it the confidence to not pull it's punches and chomp up anything it sees.

Quirky, but in a very fuckable way. Like Jeff Goldblum

Balls

100%
Even myself

Is it meant to symbolize being on a throat?

It's the manager's responsibility to get there and handle it himself, or send someone to get it handled. With the store being inside of a Walmart, it may fall under the Walmart manager's domain though. I'm not sure who takes care of maintenance/repairs in a situation like this.

Either way, having an employee trapped in there is a safety issue. Go ahead and fire him. He'll settle out of court and easily get another sandwich artist job in this market.

Megaman X: Command Mission 2: Command Me Daddy
It will be full of loot boxes and jiggle physics

$400-$800 for me and my wife
Honestly, I don't really pay that much attention.

Exactly
Like Marvel's traditional retelling of the Jesus parable of the Good Samaritan, where they took some minor creative liberties and Nebula plays the role of Jesus.

I dont quite understand your character that you're building. Are you just throwing stuff against the wall and seeing what sticks?

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

I am digging the colors on Shadow.

His sprite in general looks much better. You can actually see his eyes snd his headband looks less like goggles.

Making a pop song named after your tv dad's strip club is pretty weird. You didn't see Christina Applegate trying to break out with a song called The Jiggly Room