Lurker > JimiHendrix

Her name is literally The Boss dude

and in Nathan Drake land its just some.. person

One_Day_Remains posted...

That's even worse

How do you not see at all how this is your fault. "I read nothing and posted" *unzips*". So unfair!"

MODS have the definitive proof and can just what? Guess my intentions? Whip up context as needed even in the face of the proof ITT?

AssultTank posted...

You're the one trying to ignore context here. Not us. YOU posted *unzips* in a topic about a guy who was literally confessing to possession of child pornography and raping dogs.
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT THAT EVER MAKES THAT OKAY.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS BUT HERE YOU GO

JimiHendrix posted...

Fixd that for you the point isnt really that

Its how LAME the moderators here can have a whole explanation for it and still have the latitude to decide what things are and claim its the context that matters when they willingly omit exactly that

then I get a whole finger wagging session like whaaaaaaaat

mans about to be the first person ever to wind up in my ignore/block list

WilliamPorygon posted...

goddamit Will, this is why you always win at TMP

the only guy who was able to checkmate me in this entire topic

lol

mooreandrew58 posted...

Posting "unzips" in a topic you didn't read the title or op of is just weird and asking for trouble. Especially if florida man is indeed the only thing you saw. Florida man gets into all sorts of weird shit.

Fixd that for you the point isnt really that

Its how LAME the moderators here can have a whole explanation for it and still have the latitude to decide what things are and claim its the context that matters when they willingly omit exactly that

then I get a whole finger wagging session like whaaaaaaaat

It strictly depends on the order tbh

though, when its bad its bad

AssultTank posted...

Then maybe you should do that before you post a comment like the one that got your account banned next time...

That's the lesson here. CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT. YOU NEED TO READ TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT BEFORE POSTING.

Im not gonna read this

mooreandrew58 posted...

So id still say its a fair, next cause you shoulda read at least that. Who posts in a topic when they have 0 clue what its about? Like why would someone do that?

I have a hard time believing someone would

CE is the same circle of people, doing the same circle of everything, with the same circle of expectations for the same circle of postings

I can imagine its hard to believe lol

WilliamPorygon posted...

You didn't even bother to read past the first two words of the topic title though

Look, I generally like you and I agree a ban for that was too severe from my point of view, but it's kind of hard to defend you when you keep changing your story to increase your level of feigned ignorance.

I changed no such story tbh, someone else proposed a would be story and its exactly as it comes off across

some sort of pieced out effort since I dont bother explaining jack shit in its entirety lol

people try and play detective with the whole omggg hes piecing it out thing but its standard fare for CE, I wait for something thought more.. thought provoking but it never really comes around and responding to those other posts isnt worth my time usually since, yknow..

stock CE

Bump for knowledge

mooreandrew58 posted...

Ever hear of context clues. Its how I figured out what it meant. If it's in a topic titles claiming a man is arrested for it and bestiality one can come the conclusion its something criminal and if lack of other crimes that can be abbreiviated to cp isnt enough of a context clue the fact beastiality is included should help.

I didnt read any of that topic

thats how little I care about technology in general, make of that what you will

__aCEr__ posted...

"I kinda walk away not really caring" says the guy rambling about a gross comment he made weeks ago.

Stock CE response, but topics are made for you to READ

I accepted them until they started getting ridiculous to the point they didnt even offer a way to appeal them -_-

Delirious_Beard posted...

why is it so hard to not be fucking weird around here

Whose weird

The guy that had no clue whats going on

Or

the guys who really want to frame someone as someone into CP who apparently keep CP as common knowledge tucked in the recesses of their brain for the purposes of browsing CE and coming across as a pseudo intellectual for knowing that CP is

I say frame because I kinda walk away not really caring, but at the same time I think of my time on here and really say wait, hold up yall really do this with people you dont know, but are somehow hurt or took something I said personal?

I just didnt think itd happen to me cause Im awesome, but apparently CE must be ticked off that someone who doesnt give a fuck about.. CP isnt into that

now thats weird

Goatsensation posted...

Ewwwww

Nah, no eww - I already explained this

Kitt posted...

So now you went from not knowing what CP means to only reading the "Florida Man" part in a topic title that also mentions both CP and beastiality before posting "Unzip" in said topic?

Fair, next.

No you see, I posted unzips only reading FLORIDA MAN

and then later when I got modded I posted that I thought it was about dogs since I read later on that it was about animals

but then I found out it the topic was actually about CP

which is completely absurd that I get modded for this

Shezarr posted...

Caught right in the lie lmao

Nah, what you frame it as is completely plausible but thats not how it happened, hence this topic

AssultTank posted...

So you're saying you didn't make this post in your "___ is Suspended" topic?

Hold up, I thought it WAS about dogs but I posted unzips to FLORIDA MAN

I dont have to explain I read the topic later and figured out that it was actually about animals and then find out its actually about.. err.. CP

Shezarr posted...

Your argument has changed since the original topic.

Nah, thats literally my stance since the first topic

Kitt posted...

I don't know what CP means. That post was implying that I was going to masturbate to beastiality. Like, come in, guys

Nah, I only read Florida Man and thus responded appropriately

what are you supposed to do? Say thats NOT what I did? Lol

Master Kazuya posted...

You're lashing out man. Sometimes we're wrong, doubling down on why you must be right is the path to insanity.

Err.. you might need to shut off the TV man

Seriously >_>

Like imagine a funny cadence to this and all your fears go away

AssultTank posted...

Context is everything, and implying that you're going to masturbate to a guy who pled guilty in court to child pornography and bestiality charges is not a good look. Not a good hill to die on dude... Might want to take the lesson and try to do better in the future.

I didnt imply that, you implied that (or whoever it was)

You have the context here, yet you ignore it

Shezarr posted...

LOL. Oh it's *that* post that got him banned? Fair fucking next. Good lord that was creepy.

This dude really acts like he didnt make a topic about an entire dedicated to it featuring posts that admit it could have been a mistake

Now thats fucking creepy

Kitt posted...

Thank you. Of course TC wasn't going to give out the context himself because, unsurprisingly, it's entirely fair, next.

Nah. Its cause Id get banned

and honestly I just posted that without knowing I shouldnt have to know that and much less they shouldnt remove the ability to actually state my case

Master Kazuya posted...

Bro, just take the L. It's okay. It'll make you a better person

Nah. CE has regrettably trained you to not apply any effort to work up against mods

But Ive only been here for a year and a half and have no such restrictions to what things look like

AssultTank posted...

With your post and that topic title? Yes. Frankly, I'm surprised you even have an account left and that Allen didn't usermap axe you for that one.

Not even, this is a stupid way of trying to justify a junk moderation mods here have way too much latitude to interpret the ToS and its a damn shame that it really amounts to wanting to keep the same type of user around because they align politically and or are the same type of people that moderators would hangout with irl -_-

Seriously lol you cannot bullshit me with you posting something irrelevant to the topic title and subject material is a ban worthy offense

AssultTank posted...

If you didn't read the OP, that is honestly worse...

Youre saying thats a ban worthy offense??

Sure it is

3PiesAndAFork posted...

I don't think anyone would complain if you did more than just talk about suspending him.

Edit: I thought you were talking about suspending for this topic.

Mr. Robot as a show sucks and I wasnt that guy that kept pushing you into the locker in the 8th grade so this response is unwarranted

actually, as a whole its weird you dislike someone just because they make absolutely 0 sense to you

good lord, yall sure are something else

AssultTank posted...

I mean, even without the CP in the title, the rest of it made your post entirely inappropriate and definitely moddable.

Refer to the multiple videos and instances of anime girls crossed over with animal features that continually get posted here and the responses that get posted

It was based on previous suspensions, or a dislik

With your mod history, it definitely merited a suspension, and since it looks like that was a low karma account... yeah...

Yall have way too much flexibility in your moderating duties tbh

And just in case you didn't know, CP in the context of that topic was child porn...

I didnt know, thats the point of this topic

The only out is convincing me accounts should be banned for not reading the OP and posting something irrelevant to the topic in which case you can refer to the other topic I made

ProfessorKukui posted...

Whe I get high I just make inane shitposts & music shittopics.... But not this, not this.

My AI is just too advanced to care about the look or logic of things

I dont even get how you let it slide that a section of the internet (CE) posts so much about CP that CP the anacronym is considered common knowledge to the user base here

Katsuki_Bakugo posted...

Fair next and fair next even if there wasn't "CP" in the topic title

Yeah, yeah dont you have a mod queue to get back to?

Mods be working overtime huh?

Arcanine2009 posted...

No, because everyone should be informed that CP exists so we can do something about it.

I dont think you understand the topic everyone knows sick freaks exist but Im asking if CP (the two letter anacronym) should be considered common knowledge

NOBODY I know irl refers to this as CP and I think its absolutely absurd to think anyone uses this phrase outside of this website

One_Day_Remains posted...

Bro, go play your guitar or something.

Just stop whatever it is you're doing right now.

I did that for 8 hours, but dont worry my guy its just the internet, none of this is real and quite frankly, nobody really cares

Background_Guy posted...

Why tha fuck is this board so creepy

I dunno, apparently everyone here knows what CP means.. I dont think Im the creepy one here >_>

Like even you know what that means <_<

Im just asking why it is that someone like me should know that, or why any user who stumbles upon CE should be expected to know this

Shezarr posted...

The topic was on the front page genius.

Go back to the other topic, read your post, and then come back and tell me how much of a genius I am lol

Kitt posted...

What kind of sheet?

Truly the height of all Dilbert style humor

Im not even gonna bother correcting that lol

Shezarr posted...

Are you going to get all of your accounts suspended in a week again? You're repeating the same pattern. Having multiple meltdowns over your moderations and following me around flaming me.

Did you just follow me into this topic? Lol

RyuForce posted...

So what if I didn't bother to read One Piece? I still know what this topic is about.

Do ya? CE is like Mr. Robot, the second it doesnt make sense to them they freak out and cry for some reason

maybe because it interrupts their lame inner monologues

Wetterdew posted...

honestly who cares. stop making a big deal out of it

Big deal? My guy only big deal here is yall who think whatever anyone posts is a big deal

You cant hear my awesome voice and the tricked out cadence, but also if that really is your brand humor.. God have mercy on us

Kitt posted...

I don't know what/who that is. Should that be a bannable offense on my part?

It should definitely be a bannable offense to not know who Jimi Hendrix is go ask people on the sheet what CP means, almost nobody and their mind jumps to knowing what that is

So for that to be an enforceable rule here, hypothetically speaking, is incredibly odd

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Please stop posting the picture of Will Smith crying

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Stop making topics

This is the most action CE is gonna get for a couple of months, appreciate it before its gone

Kitt posted...

Whatever you say, alt account.

Its no secret who the mains of this account are lol

Beat you to the punch, next

But you post anyways do you think this alone should be considered a bannable offense?

darkprince45 posted...

Delete this, nephew

Naw, the mods apparently consider this common knowledge so Im asking:

is this common knowledge?

Its not to me, but apparently the community here seems to think that everyone should understand that and have that piece of information tucked away

ShineboxPhil posted...

Crystal Palace?

B7

g0ldie posted...

why would someone get banned for not knowing what something is?

Im wondering the same thing, hence the topic

Like lets say theoretically someone doesnt come across that anacronym in their life since life doesnt have a limit on the amount of words that can be displayed (since its, yknow, real life and absolutely nobody says CP to refer to such heinous crimes) and isnt seeking such information out

Under what conditions could this theoretically be considered a banable offense?

Shezarr posted...

Are you having a mental break again? This is gobbledygook.

Mental break? For all the shit you say on others who crack jokes of that nature you sure are casual on your use of trying to point out that someone may or not may not be having a mental breakdown

You crazy son, nobody cares about CE and their brand of omg he got suspended humor you just tried, I dont even get how mods let you continue to post since its all stock CE

took like a minute of typing to disassemble some lame ass gatekeeping lol

Shezarr posted...

Oh are you going to start following me around and shitposting until 3 of your accounts are suspended again?

I know people arent privy to our first interactions

Considering how much of a hard on you have for tracking others in subreddits, remembering their posting habits, remembering years of CE lore, etc I think most people just see me as some whacked out normie compared to some dude who

Need I say more? That whole perception is convenience, not truth, the amount of times you kept asking me oh is that really what you think wouldve best been memorialized with screenshots and I think most just say yeah theres no way he could conceivably make sense of that man

vs what I do

which is just run circles around Dilbert

also you really thought pointing out suspensions work on someone this cool? Crazy man, you crazy

Shezarr posted...

God forbid people be upset their financial stability is being swept out from under them

This is weird preemptive gatekeeping, but like honestly if you want me to believe that tomorrow youll still care about this I guess I can do that for you

Anyways, that sucks

cjs28 posted...

I haven't seen The Trent memes in a while. I miss them >_>