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TopicWhat does CE think about Pit Pugs?
Kobe Bryant
02/17/22 8:11:11 PM
#3
I've seen one of those ver in my life at a shelter and it was indeed violent

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TopicI think I'm in midlife crisis mode
Kobe Bryant
02/17/22 6:25:45 PM
#2
Got kids?

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Topichow do people go to nudist beach and not have bonner?
Kobe Bryant
02/16/22 3:50:09 PM
#3
Erectile dysfunction

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TopicITT Actors who have never been in a bad film.
Kobe Bryant
02/16/22 10:53:03 AM
#58
Harold from Harold and kumar

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TopicLebron passed Kareem for points scored all time
Kobe Bryant
02/14/22 5:21:01 PM
#2
lol I didn't even catch that. Thought this was a joke topic. Pretty cool

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Topic50 cent looked like he was hanging upside down too long
Kobe Bryant
02/13/22 8:17:25 PM
#1
With his swollen ass head

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TopicIs anyone literally watching the olympics right now? Is this live
Kobe Bryant
02/13/22 7:37:13 AM
#1
seriously. Is this live. It is skiing right now.

Usually, when a sports event is live, it says live. But NBC doesn't do that

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TopicWalmart putting security tags on food due to prices
Kobe Bryant
02/12/22 10:42:29 PM
#18
gunplagirl posted...
"Yes I'm looking for a place where I can buy stolen beef on the downlow."

What even would a conversation for buying stolen meat sound like, lmao

Sounds like your quote without the word stolen

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Topicsome jerk buys all the post-valentine's clearance chocolate from CVS every year
Kobe Bryant
02/12/22 10:40:19 PM
#32
pegusus123456 posted...
You fool.

There is no avoiding their wrath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7RIWh-Vo0Y
Lmao

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TopicWoman smacks you in the face. What do you do?
Kobe Bryant
02/12/22 10:37:55 PM
#14
Push her as hard as i can into a wall

or

Leg sweep

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TopicWhat is your favorite video game of all time?
Kobe Bryant
02/12/22 10:36:55 PM
#53
Resident evil Remake

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TopicReddit is like the guy who thinks Adam Sandler movies are funny
Kobe Bryant
02/12/22 5:00:48 PM
#5
CE is like 90% 30 year old virgins.

Chads like Adam sandler.

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TopicJudge in LA Drop charges on LAPD even with video evidence.
Kobe Bryant
02/09/22 11:52:37 PM
#6
I saw this one, no one from a gang will outright literally say they are in a gang. They flaunted their gang tattoo and hand gestured it/yelled out gang slang code

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TopicMy friend has a kid and it clearly ain't his
Kobe Bryant
02/09/22 11:45:54 PM
#4
John Redcorn and Nancy Gribble

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TopicChange my mind. King of the Hill is the funniest cartoon show of all time
Kobe Bryant
02/08/22 9:02:51 PM
#27
Topic is correct

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Topicwhy don't donuts bought from a grocery store's bakery taste as good
Kobe Bryant
02/07/22 2:24:37 PM
#14
The Hispanic grocery stores literally make them from scratch

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Topicthe person who killed hitler was just as bad as hitler
Kobe Bryant
02/06/22 2:25:39 PM
#15
How much hit could Hitler hit if Hitler could hit hitler?

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TopicCan you cook eggs sunny side up without fucking up?
Kobe Bryant
02/06/22 2:09:34 PM
#21
You need a good non stick pan

After frying one side good enough, I flip it real quick and fry the other side low heat for about 10 seconds. Some people call that over easy but the yolk is still wet af

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TopicThe Cleaning Lady is a good show that nobody talks about
Kobe Bryant
02/04/22 2:51:14 PM
#5
Is it literally not on a streaming service?

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Topici sit alone in my office all day and no one barely visits.
Kobe Bryant
01/31/22 2:47:06 PM
#2
Staring at candles?

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Topicwhy is bench press considered a strong guy lift
Kobe Bryant
01/31/22 6:37:17 AM
#6
Cobra1010 posted...
I can't remember the proper term, I think it's called aesthetics body building that 90% of people do. They do it for the looks rather than real strength and endurance.

So bench press isn't actually strong guy lift. Dead lift is.

Glamor muscles

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TopicI'd say my most toxic hobby is finding subreddits for insane people
Kobe Bryant
01/31/22 5:21:35 AM
#11
/stims

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TopicNY nurses busted for forging vax cards in $1.5 million scheme
Kobe Bryant
01/29/22 9:12:22 PM
#7
Lmao and they already had high paying jobs too

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TopicIt's impossible to find a cheap car
Kobe Bryant
01/29/22 4:56:02 PM
#10
What about Subaru croostrek?

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TopicIs there a way to put a urinal into a main house bathroom without it being tacky
Kobe Bryant
01/29/22 4:54:07 PM
#4
Cute Forg Standing Potty Training Urinal for Boys Toilet with Funny Aiming Target - Blackish Green https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FHWLJ3M/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_S00R526MP1AEP9GTKEJX?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

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TopicWhy aren't there alcoholic ice creams?
Kobe Bryant
01/28/22 6:13:45 PM
#3
Unless you want the alcohol content to be really low, you can't really freeze it like that

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TopicThe best way to reduce crime is to give money to the poor
Kobe Bryant
01/27/22 1:29:27 PM
#20
You ever hear of welfare?

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TopicThings that may stop suicidal thoughts
Kobe Bryant
01/25/22 9:23:42 PM
#38
Kids

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TopicThinking of just buying a hooker to lose my virginity (turning 29 this year)
Kobe Bryant
01/22/22 6:13:13 PM
#206
RedLuigi posted...
Power move this and trick some lady into thinking its gonna actually be her power move to dominate and take away your virginity like a bo$$

then laugh like an anime villain right after and say you fool, you got what you wanted but I I got what I needed


lol this was actually p funny

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TopicThinking of just buying a hooker to lose my virginity (turning 29 this year)
Kobe Bryant
01/22/22 6:12:04 PM
#205
Tenlaar posted...
You think women are less likely to be creeped out and repulsed by I was a virgin but then I banged some cheap hookers?

...he doesn't have to admit he banged hookers. He just wants to level up his dick game. Women, especially ones in their 30s can sniff a creepy virgin a mile away.

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Topicwho here hasn't kissed a girl on the lips - and what age are you
Kobe Bryant
01/19/22 11:47:29 PM
#5
Lmao

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Topicparents of CE, what am i supposed to do with my 6 month old?
Kobe Bryant
01/18/22 6:39:23 PM
#15
Tummy time so he can get used to crawling

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TopicReputable site for checking criminal background checks for future employees?
Kobe Bryant
01/18/22 1:51:53 AM
#2
Buump

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TopicReputable site for checking criminal background checks for future employees?
Kobe Bryant
01/18/22 1:35:29 AM
#1
Suggestions?

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TopicShe asks if you're sexually active
Kobe Bryant
01/16/22 4:27:49 PM
#12
Imagine getting a physical from her

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TopicWhat's the youngest person's funeral you've ever been to?
Kobe Bryant
01/16/22 4:26:34 PM
#9
Mid 20s

Her second motorcycle crash

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TopicI don't know much about Scream (2022) but I'm sure it was bad
Kobe Bryant
01/15/22 12:06:52 PM
#9
When I saw Courtney cox screaming in the trailer, I legit thought she was the main monster ghoul in the movie

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TopicThieves rob train of packages from UPS, Fed Ex and Amazon
Kobe Bryant
01/14/22 11:00:13 PM
#11
DemonBuffet posted...
California does love its criminals though! Gotta go easy on the poor criminals.


Yup. If they get do get caught (doubtful), it won't even go to trial. Just a warning. Literally. Trash ass logic

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TopicDo people still hate Louis C.K?
Kobe Bryant
01/14/22 10:59:08 PM
#2
Only the wokest

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Topic[90's kids only] What is something you liked as a kid but can't stand now?
Kobe Bryant
01/13/22 4:15:53 AM
#19
Kinny100 posted...
u on eti? i feel like u are

U talm bout LL?

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Topic[90's kids only] What is something you liked as a kid but can't stand now?
Kobe Bryant
01/13/22 12:23:48 AM
#7
I agree with Jay and silent bob, but I still find Sandler funny af

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TopicWhen did it hit you that you could literally be suffering from a mental illness?
Kobe Bryant
01/13/22 12:21:35 AM
#1
Please only serious responses

For me, it was when I first came across this video in highschool and I had to have been legitimately laughing uncontrollably for at least 20 minutes straight, it was then I realized the possibility that I could very well be ill. then I got sad

https://youtu.be/pzagBTcYsYQ

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TopicPeople who use it's instead of its
Kobe Bryant
01/12/22 6:04:57 PM
#15
Technically, its could be it's


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TopicWhat are some good Xbox 360 titles I can buy for my students?
Kobe Bryant
01/11/22 9:14:06 PM
#5
Oops, I thought it was xb1

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TopicWhat are some good Xbox 360 titles I can buy for my students?
Kobe Bryant
01/11/22 9:13:44 PM
#3
Roblox.

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