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TopicBob Saget Died after hitting the Hotel HEADBOARD but Candace Cameron says BS!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
02/17/22 4:05:31 AM
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He probably had some funny home videos about the Clintons.

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TopicVoice Actor for BENDER has REFUSED to return to FUTURAMA cause he wants MONEY!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
02/12/22 6:15:43 AM
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John DiMaggio is great, but he's not worth more than Billy West or Katy Sagal. Billy also contributes a number of different voices, and arguably has a more important role. You might be able to do Futurama without Bender at all, but the same couldn't be said for Fry. Also, John DiMaggio might end up being a victim of his own success here: his body of work has inspired imitators eager to replace him. They might not be able to match him on versatility, but maybe they'll learn. That's a risk you take when you turn down a prominent role.

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TopicBlonde Teacher who gave ORAL SEX to a STUDENT and MARRIED him was actually 18!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
02/03/22 11:29:07 PM
#5
It's dodgy but it's patently not pedophilia.

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TopicHigh School Teen says a Creepy OLD Man tried to FLIRT with her!! Listen to Him!.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/28/22 1:20:43 AM
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>Hey you're pretty...maybe you're interested in going to this remote location

Yeah that's some Robert Pickton shit.

Also I've gotten some great finds at thrift stores.

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TopicI wanna fuck Elsa from Frozen.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/27/22 11:05:29 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
Is she even 18?

She is 21 according to the notes in the screenplay.

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TopicI wanna fuck Elsa from Frozen.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/27/22 9:21:31 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
I don't understand the need to proclamate these kinds of thoughts.

Why share any thoughts of any kind?

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TopicWhat's the moral of George Washington chopping down his father's cherry tree?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/27/22 8:00:37 PM
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Zeus posted...
I feel like the important part of the story is never discussed -- why he chopped down the tree in the first place.

As far as I know it's not even in Weems biography where the story first appeared. He was just a bored six year old with idle hands and a hatchet.

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TopicShould escalation be considered a crime?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/21/22 6:40:59 PM
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This is a thing. It's called "fighting words" in the US. Fairly limited in scope, but the Supreme Court has continually held fighting words are not protected speech.

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TopicLegendary fetish fuel cartoon Totally Spies is set to make a comeback!
Kungfu Kenobi
01/15/22 12:05:34 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I disagree. I think it's about the writers on the show rather than the show itself...

That's a fair point, but I think Totally Spies sets the expectations for what sort of writers they're going to get.

LinkPizza posted...
I figured it was like a boarding school where they got permission to live off campus due to their spy duties. Like Jerry somehow did something...

It's way way dumber than that. For no reason at all the girls' parents fuck off to "Europe", and the girls move into a new place together. No one is sent to check in on them, not an auntie or friend of the family. Jerry for his part is not entirely on board with the arrangement.

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TopicLegendary fetish fuel cartoon Totally Spies is set to make a comeback!
Kungfu Kenobi
01/15/22 9:11:52 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Older aged characters tend to be written badly.

For starters, it's Totally Spies. I think that sets the expectations for writing quality more than any other factor. Secondly, they were kinda-sorta written like adults in the first place. For most of the series the three of them lived with each other as housemates instead of with their parents, and they work an incredibly dangerous job which their lives are focused around. Aside from high school, they are effectively emancipated. That's long before they explicitly age up the characters for college. Aging them up again wouldn't change much.

Contrast this with Kim Possible, a roughly contemporary show with a similar theme, where it's almost central that she's school age and not independent from her nuclear family.

Revelation34 posted...
a reboot would probably just make them older.

If Winx Club Season 8 is anything to go by, a reboot is more likely to make them younger. According to the producers of Winx Club, you can make cartoons for babies, you can make cartoons for adults, but the market in between is rougher than it used to be. Both of these shows are in an unenviable position where a lot of their established fans are adults now, but there's no way in hell they can transition to an adult audience. On the other hand Totally Spies might have an easier time staying the course because it's not a show about magical fairy girls.

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TopicGameJolt to Ban/Remove Games with 'Adult/Sexual Content'...
Kungfu Kenobi
01/15/22 7:10:51 AM
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Zareth posted...
13-16 year olds are well known for their dislike of adult/sexual content

In all fairness, people that age will balk at certain things because they think it makes them look mature.

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TopicGameJolt to Ban/Remove Games with 'Adult/Sexual Content'...
Kungfu Kenobi
01/14/22 4:31:34 PM
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"[GameJolt's] large audience of 13-16 year olds" has been "vocal about not wanting this content on their platform."

Shit that never happened

Game Jolt in recent months has received $2.6 million from investors ... leading others to question whether the move is more about potential backlash from credit card issuers like Visa and MasterCard than sincere content policies.

More likely

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TopicAnyone ever have a MRI?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/14/22 1:59:07 AM
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I've heard of people sleeping through MRIs. I've even heard this from the MRI techs directly.

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TopicAnyone ever have a MRI?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/07/22 1:20:22 PM
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There's nothing to it. It can take between 10 minutes and an hour depending on what they're looking for. So it might be a little tedious.

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TopicHow high would you go on the Robot Fucker list?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/07/22 7:24:43 AM
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Lokarin posted...
That's more of a 6

Okay then...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/0/AABXNeAACyBw.jpg

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TopicHow high would you go on the Robot Fucker list?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/05/22 2:06:48 AM
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It's not fair to make #5 an Aigis toaster.

BlackScythe0 posted...
I don't think it is even possible to fuck most of those options.

Then you haven't thought about it enough. Or I've thought about it too much. One of us isn't thinking about it the right amount.

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TopicHey Trekkies, when does DS9 get good?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/05/22 1:57:08 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Is this a good show? I got recommended clips of it on Youtube.

Yeah it's pretty good, weird as that might sound.

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TopicAlright PotD, what's your Game of the Year?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/21 9:19:06 AM
#33
Nothing I played in 2021 was on the level of Hades.

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TopicMillion dollars, but you have to watch the entirety of Iron Fist between every..
Kungfu Kenobi
12/17/21 8:19:33 PM
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There's nothing that says I can't watch it in fast forward.

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Topicif he's not called frankenstein then why is his wife the bride of frankenstien
Kungfu Kenobi
11/08/21 5:28:13 AM
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Mead posted...
I have a question about the old movie from the 30s

why does the girl just immediately die when she is thrown in the water. I think even if she couldnt swim she would you know splash around or try to paddle

but in that movie its just *ploop*

That's a great question, the answer is genuinely unpleasant to contemplate: Firstly, she does struggle. There's more splashing than can be accounted for by her simply hitting the water. She goes in face down, and it's very possible she reflexively gasps for air *after* going under. This would affect her buoyancy and presence of mind, making it difficult for her to surface, especially if she's not a good swimmer. She probably does continue to splash around, but a few feet under the water. Just because you can't see her struggling doesn't mean she isn't.

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TopicWhat's up with all these mad anti-weed people lately
Kungfu Kenobi
11/08/21 2:53:44 AM
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Some of it I think is just them being pissy because their narrative is unraveling.

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Topicif he's not called frankenstein then why is his wife the bride of frankenstien
Kungfu Kenobi
11/08/21 2:25:17 AM
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As long as the body parts were ethically sourced and not bought from some Burke and Hare types

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TopicSo what was the final verdict on New World?
Kungfu Kenobi
11/03/21 2:53:32 PM
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papercup posted...
They turned the economy back on without fixing the duping issues XD

PFFFFFFFFFFFT XD

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TopicMom is BANNED from Son's School cause she does LESBIAN PORN!! Is She a MILF???
Kungfu Kenobi
11/02/21 10:03:11 PM
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I am not a lawyer but my lifestyle requires me to understand a little bit about IP law and my guess is it was probably fair use. If the person who spread those pictures did so in order to discuss the subject of those pictures and only distributed enough of the work to have that conversation within a reasonable context, that's at least somewhat likely to be called a fair use in court. To put it another way I don't think it's likely that the use of the work, to talk about some aspect of the work, will be denied a fair use defense.

I doubt it's really defamation either. There's a statement of fact that this woman is a sex worker of some description, followed by an opinion about this fact, that her position within the community is incompatible with her vocation. The person who wrote this letter has every right to express both of those things.

So where that leaves us is with her going after the school directly. Personally I hope she has enough of a case to at least push for a settlement that includes her legal fees and an apology. It's none of the school's business if she poses for erotic photos, and nothing she's done should disqualify her from participating in school related activities with her child.

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TopicPizza is like a lazy sandwich
Kungfu Kenobi
10/30/21 10:27:47 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
What is a calzone then?
A pizza roll that didn't know when to quit

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TopicBlonde faces being FIRED for GRINDING on NFL Coach and she bought a 400K HOUSE!
Kungfu Kenobi
10/14/21 3:13:23 AM
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Zeus posted...
If she knew the guy was married, they both arguably did something wrong.

I'm not sure it's even arguable. How is it in any way her responsibility to maintain that boundary at all? To my way of thinking she can come on to him, he can say no, that's that.


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TopicTrans idol Chris Chan writes letter from jail
Kungfu Kenobi
10/12/21 8:12:26 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
I gave up after the first few sentences. Can someone give me a synopsis?

Someone who's probably genuinely insane trying to fake sounding insane.

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TopicTrans idol Chris Chan writes letter from jail
Kungfu Kenobi
10/12/21 12:10:28 AM
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faramir77 posted...
They need to be institutionalized for life. Prison just isn't the right institution.

Exactly, if anything a successful insanity defense would land Chris in an appropriate facility. It's in pretty much everyone's best interest. Given Chris Chan's mental state, in particular a notable shaky grasp of consent, it's long been suspected that some sort of sex crime was likely.

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TopicHey gun(ish) people... what's below real gun but above airsoft?
Kungfu Kenobi
10/09/21 6:21:48 AM
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It really needs to be said: Canadian gun laws apply here.

The answer is still pellet gun, but that comes with a disclaimer that Canadian pellet guns do not perform the same as US pellet guns. Pellet guns sold in Canada can easily be less than half as powerful as models available in the US, narrowing that intermediate stage dramatically.

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TopicI got a new 2TB SSD
Kungfu Kenobi
10/06/21 9:39:28 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Not really.

Yeah that






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Topicit's been three months since my surgery
Kungfu Kenobi
10/06/21 9:30:37 AM
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Glad to hear everything went well

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TopicAre pollen allergies technically an STD?
Kungfu Kenobi
10/05/21 7:21:12 PM
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likehelly posted...
but we aren't plants

That's not stopping the plants from having sex with us

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TopicWhats covid like where you are?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/29/21 12:48:35 AM
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We're seeing our biggest spike ever because we lifted lockdown restrictions too early. We were doing so good, too. A year of progress undone in weeks.

faramir77 posted...
I don't care anymore. If you die, you die. If you're unvaccinated, go fuck yourself. I've done my part.

That's about where I'm at.

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TopicFired White Girl APOLOGIZES for yelling at Black People!! Is She Hot???
Kungfu Kenobi
09/28/21 10:24:07 PM
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I don't agree with anything she did, or her being fired over it.

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TopicFired White Girl APOLOGIZES for yelling at Black People!! Is She Hot???
Kungfu Kenobi
09/28/21 10:06:19 PM
#3
What kind of software does this company make for the dog park?

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TopicChoose a Lawyer
Kungfu Kenobi
09/28/21 2:46:44 AM
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Ron Kuby

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Topicthat dumb Arizona recount by cyber ninja or w/e proved that Trump, in fact, los
Kungfu Kenobi
09/24/21 8:16:04 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
I was referring to Trump lawyers in general

Which is why I wasn't sure. xp

It was easy to think another lawyer might have noped out after the audit results.

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Topicthat dumb Arizona recount by cyber ninja or w/e proved that Trump, in fact, los
Kungfu Kenobi
09/24/21 6:31:33 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Also also, Trump lawyers quitting left and fucking right lmao

Wait, again? My understanding is he's been struggling to maintain a legal team pretty much since the election.

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Topicoriginality in video games
Kungfu Kenobi
09/24/21 5:13:15 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
If you're looking for pure originality completely untouched by any other influence or duplicated elements, there probably hasn't been an actual artistic accomplishment for the last few thousand years of human history.

It might be closer to never depending on how it's reckoned. Even cave paintings were representations of things seen elsewhere.

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TopicPersona, but with adults. What might that be like?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/23/21 12:28:18 AM
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T0ffee posted...
Catherine is that minus the combat.

Conceptually there's no reason Catherine wouldn't have worked as a Persona game.

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Topichelly cooking protip
Kungfu Kenobi
09/22/21 3:34:11 AM
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>putting fries in the oven

I wait until my burgers are done and then throw the fries directly into the pan so they can cook in the burger grease.

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TopicOk, you got a flamethrower... what else can it do? (games, not IRL)
Kungfu Kenobi
09/22/21 3:05:59 AM
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What do you mean "what else"? It's a one trick pony, and that trick is setting things on fire at a distance.

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Topicreminder: don't inject me into your body
Kungfu Kenobi
09/20/21 7:05:48 AM
#2
Don't fucking tell me what (not) to do.

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TopicPublishers CANCEL partnership with Tripwire after CEO Supports ABORTION BAN!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
09/07/21 7:41:51 AM
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John Gibbon has stepped down as CEO of Tripwire. Probably what's best for the company. I would normally decry a man losing his job (or being compelled to step down) in this way, but without even getting into the politics of it, it was such a misstep that it makes me wonder what other missteps he's capable of, and therefore I question his fitness for the job.

https://twitter.com/TripwireInt/status/1435045620289613824

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TopicWould you share?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/28/21 11:43:25 PM
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I wouldn't share, but I'd feel bad about it

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TopicDo you think these alt right accounts are mostly the same user?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/25/21 9:23:01 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Do you think it's one or a small group of users who are creating alts to try to kill what little is left of this board?

It would explain why there's only ever a few accounts active at any given time. I'm with Mead in that there's probably a few different users behind these accounts.

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TopicPfizer mRNA covid-19 vaccine fully FDA approved
Kungfu Kenobi
08/23/21 11:28:03 AM
#9
Mead posted...
Unfortunately I dont think this will make much difference to anti-vaxx people

They'll at least have to drop the talking point about the lack of FDA approval.

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TopicIf you cover for someone's crime, and then you get found out
Kungfu Kenobi
08/22/21 11:56:26 AM
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Lokarin posted...
oh right, it's aiding/abetting or whatever

Accessory After The Fact

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