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TopicQuck, which game brought you to GameFAQS???!
Neoconkers
02/13/22 12:05:49 PM
#85
Alex Kidd in Miracle World

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TopicFellow Swedes and dear neighbours in Denmark.
Neoconkers
01/29/22 4:17:17 PM
#12
Barely slept last night here in Scotland, no damage but the noise of the wind

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TopicYou teleport to whatever location this website gives you.
Neoconkers
01/26/22 5:18:31 PM
#92
ended up in a small rural town in south Finland. the next 19 i picked were all either Alaska, Canada, African deserts or one Brazilian rainforest, so i got lucky with that first pick

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TopicKremlin plan to install pro-Russian leadership in Ukraine exposed
Neoconkers
01/23/22 8:37:34 AM
#19
yeah, Kaliningrad. from what I've been told it's a lovely place, can't say I know much else about it

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TopicHave Covid. Do I go to a funeral next week?
Neoconkers
01/23/22 7:55:15 AM
#19
AEW posted...
Because the situation is different in the UK to the US. I laid out all the relevant points in the OP.
it really isn't, Boris is just trying to give good news to distract from the huge termite swarm of scandals that are eating away at his supports

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TopicKremlin plan to install pro-Russian leadership in Ukraine exposed
Neoconkers
01/23/22 7:50:47 AM
#17
AablMind posted...
What could Russia have to gain by taking control of Ukraine?

About a week ago one of their (supposedly) numbers station started playing Gangnam Style. Compare that to Black Swan, which was played on similar stations during the annex of Crimea.
Here's a Europe NATO map
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AAQ2CvAAC1rI.jpg

Now looking at the Russian border, you've got Finland (who while not an official member have debated multiple times about joining, and participate in many of their peacekeeping programs). The Baltics are all in. Belarus is getting unreliable, Lukashenko's looking wobbly at the top, and anyone who would replace him if toppled would likely be more pro-west/pro-NATO.

Which brings us to Ukraine, over the last 10 or so years the Ukrainian governments have bounced back and forth between pro joining NATO and anti joining NATO, the current government being on the pro side. With them trying to get an action plan to join, that would be the potential for NATO-friendly regimes being installed across the entire western border of Russia.

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TopicHave Covid. Do I go to a funeral next week?
Neoconkers
01/23/22 7:32:27 AM
#7
if you go to this funeral, it just means you'll need to make prep for the next funeral when you give some elderly relative COVID

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TopicPeople who play games with the sound off
Neoconkers
01/16/22 7:38:15 AM
#61
Puzzle games, turn-based RPGs like Pokemon, there are a number that I'll mute occasionally and play music over the top

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Topiccrypto and NFTs are legit killing ppl NOW not just in the future
Neoconkers
01/09/22 2:18:46 PM
#78
everyone makes money in a ponzi scheme until they don't

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TopicHave you ever had sex with a girl with resting bitch face?
Neoconkers
12/22/21 5:00:11 PM
#6
not much different because they're not resting at the time

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TopicApparently they're saying the Jake Paul/Woodley fight was fixed. Proof?
Neoconkers
12/19/21 9:53:25 AM
#5
rigged fights in boxing? surely not

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TopicA couple of lads won the lottery in england with a stolen debit card
Neoconkers
12/17/21 8:45:34 PM
#5
OVERGOATED posted...
If you go to the trouble of stealing someone's card why would you buy something as stupid as Lotto tix with it?
these are not smart people, they can't comprehend these things. same reason they complained to the newspapers when the lottery didn't pay out to the obvious fraudsters, thus making the fraud EVEN MORE loud

and having been in clapham a few weeks back, there are a lot of them

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TopicI am now the proud owner of a Pit Bull.
Neoconkers
12/16/21 2:30:23 PM
#41
Duncanwii posted...
Statistically no, they aren't.
are they attacking you when you kick them because your mom put you in timeout? because that's not on the dog

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TopicIs 'cracker' bannable on GameFAQs?
Neoconkers
12/14/21 12:57:25 AM
#4
one of Robbie Coltrane's finest roles, I'll have you know

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TopicUK artist Sam Fender is said to be 'the next Bruce Springsteen'. But is he Hot??
Neoconkers
12/14/21 12:07:03 AM
#13
Questionmarktarius posted...
Damn straight, but no Scotsman would tolerate being called "english" - even those of us who have been 'Murricans for several generations.
because we all love when a murrican tells us they're 1/64th scottish

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TopicUK artist Sam Fender is said to be 'the next Bruce Springsteen'. But is he Hot??
Neoconkers
12/13/21 11:57:23 PM
#10
TheGoldenEel posted...
til rod stewart is english
mate the best thing he ever did was do the draw for the scottish football cup absolutely plastered, he's UK through and through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xPDBA2mSHI

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TopicJK Rowling would make an interesting case study
Neoconkers
12/13/21 3:36:04 PM
#40
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMJ8SGHXUAAIVHC?format=jpg&name=large

remember this money-obsessed 1920s goblin gangster that was definitely NOT based on anti-semitic tropes

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TopicWhat do you think of Ash Ketchum's current team in the Pokemon anime?
Neoconkers
12/11/21 9:35:00 PM
#7
dracovish is broken so yeah

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TopicSometimes I wish they could just cut off my legs
Neoconkers
12/11/21 4:27:38 PM
#3
I worked with a guy who joined us because we were one of the few companies with a good enough healthplan for US employees where he could get coverage for having his leg amputated. he had an Ilizarov brace on it for years after an incident with an IED, chronic pain, but since it wasn't technically necessary to have it amputated, the stuff he had as a veteran wouldn't cover it.

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TopicAre the Dark Souls games still playable without an active online community?
Neoconkers
12/11/21 4:00:47 PM
#6
it does not, it's a solid game solo. Depending on who invades your game anyway, it can be better solo, tbh. The way the invasions work is that you need to be in a special state from consuming an item that lasts until you die to be invaded, so if you want you can play the game solo anyway (except in 3, when you get that state after beating a boss too, which leads to people camping outside of boss rooms)

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TopicDo you think NeonOctopus deserves to get suspended/modded so much
Neoconkers
12/11/21 3:33:55 PM
#63
he's the kind of person who shouldn't be allowed within 200ft of an unconscious woman yet made that part of his job

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TopicWho's the worst implemented character in Smash, in your opinion?
Neoconkers
12/05/21 7:46:59 PM
#24
I mean if we're talking about a single outing, then Mr Game & Watch from melee is barely finished. his dodge is incredibly short, his shield doesn't actually cover his entire model, his aerials are counted in code as special moves so you can't cancel them like every other character, he's just janky.

still love playing him through the series though

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TopicJ.K. Rowling slams transgender activists for posting her home address on Twitter
Neoconkers
11/23/21 9:16:49 AM
#35
joe biden lives here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House

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TopicJ.K. Rowling slams transgender activists for posting her home address on Twitter
Neoconkers
11/23/21 8:56:09 AM
#20
does it count as doxxing when her house literally has its own wikipedia page

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Topic2021 WWE SURVIVOR of7roundsofbudgetcuts SERIES topic? spoilers
Neoconkers
11/21/21 7:34:32 PM
#4
Medussa posted...
i missed the setup for this segment... why are they fellating the Rock again?
presumably to set up rock/roman for wrestlemania. gotta lay off some more people to pay his appearance fees

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TopicWhat should my starter be in Pokemon DP?
Neoconkers
11/19/21 8:13:35 PM
#9
AngelicRadiance posted...
Yeah but Torterra is my favorite of the three
then pick turtwig??

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TopicDark Souls III and Bloodborne are still the best From Software games.
Neoconkers
11/06/21 10:00:37 PM
#9
Doe posted...
Speaking of doors, the mechanic of letting mobs beat your shit in in front of fog gates, combined with how many enemies there are and how long the runs up to the boss rooms are, make this a truly grueling game
I dunno, I have to disagree here. Like, why not punish the tactic that works so well in other Souls games of "just ignore the enemies and sprint to the boss"? I thought Souls fans prided themselves on the games being hard and making you take care, why do so many complain that they need to clear a room before they can move onto the boss

And while gank bosses may be annoying, it's not like DS3 isn't left wanting for them, with a stretch in the middle from the Greatwood through Wolnir where every boss either has a load of enemies waiting in the room or will spawn enemies

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TopicHave you ever been accused of cheating in an online bideo game?
Neoconkers
10/21/21 8:11:06 PM
#8
yeah, as sniper in TF2. you don't need to be that good at it to be accused of cheating though

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TopicBrian Laundrie items found at Florida park by his parents
Neoconkers
10/21/21 6:31:40 PM
#186
LightningAce11 posted...
What if it was a completely unrelated murderer who killed gabby while Brian got away then killed Brian, letting all the blame fall on Brian?

Would be the work of a mastermind.
someone phone david caruso, he's needed

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TopicBrian Laundrie items found at Florida park by his parents
Neoconkers
10/21/21 6:05:23 PM
#180
DuranOfForcena posted...
well, color me surprised.

how reliable are dental records though? it's a trope in fiction that they can be falsified in order to fake your own death, lol. admittedly, it would be a stretch in real life regardless of reliability. still, i wonder if they are gonna do a DNA test as well.
the parents paid off a crooked dentist to plastic surgery a florida black bear's jaw to match his dental records! it's the only reasonable explanation!

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TopicBiden isn't real, he's a hologram. And the Vax jab is about shutting down God.
Neoconkers
10/17/21 9:16:47 AM
#26
Quorthon109 posted...
What is with >>>>>>
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it's formatting that makes sense in their heads. their connection to reality is tenuous, it's not like disjointed thoughts on reality are going to be organised in any meaningful way. just look at the timecube site

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TopicThis YouTuber has the most annoying voice ever, bar none, hands down.
Neoconkers
09/30/21 7:02:26 PM
#15
Puglia77 posted...
Is it not? He talks the same way in his livestreams.
the oldest vids from when he was starting out, he just speaks normally

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TopicIs 'Goldfinger' the most iconic Bond theme song?
Neoconkers
09/25/21 6:03:23 PM
#12
I mean, the Dr No theme is kind of iconic...

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TopicBesides Jar Jar Binks who is the worst fictional character of all time?
Neoconkers
09/24/21 6:32:50 PM
#11
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
James Corden


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TopicMy wife and I lost the baby.
Neoconkers
09/20/21 8:06:01 PM
#7
that sucks, sorry

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TopicBrian Laundries needs to rot in hell for what he did to that sweet angel
Neoconkers
09/20/21 4:00:28 PM
#44
Shezarr posted...
This parasocial, almost pararomantic obsession with this woman is really fucking weird.


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TopicSome people think hot girls don't have any problems. But they're just like you.
Neoconkers
09/20/21 3:59:53 PM
#8
expect

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TopicCrawdaunt
Neoconkers
09/15/21 3:18:10 PM
#15
inTaCtfuL posted...
No, it needs 2 water moves. Crabhammer and Aqua Jet is needed, especially since both attacks are boosted with adaptability. Hell some sets even use 2 dark moves as well though most sets use 2 water moves, knock off and close combat with a choice band
that 85% accuracy though

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TopicCE, I need to explain what I saw transpire in the gym toilet today.
Neoconkers
09/14/21 5:00:42 PM
#4
that's the pose of a man who is pissing out pure tequila

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TopicAOC at the Met Gala in a dress that reads "Tax The Rich."
Neoconkers
09/13/21 9:11:36 PM
#31
people talking about the price of a ticket, as if she wasn't invited there to be part of the rich person zoo, a stunt to get more eyes on it

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TopicI've been informed just now our nearest neighbor has three Pitbulls.
Neoconkers
09/09/21 9:30:07 PM
#17
I mean you have to remember duncan's history when it comes to animals, so he's more likely to be attacked

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TopicYour honest thoughts on people who chose da blue version of pokemon over da red?
Neoconkers
09/09/21 9:20:03 PM
#13
fastest version to get all 124 available pokemon in

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TopicHaving completed Dark Souls now, on the topic of "difficult"
Neoconkers
09/09/21 3:08:13 PM
#21
HaVeNII7 posted...
To be fairif the enemies were so hard to kill that you had to use gravity, and you STILL PERSISTED all the way to the bottom, rather than simply trying one of the other directions available, thats not really the game.

Thats you being stubborn lol
but "it's a super hard game! you will die over and over!"

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TopicHaving completed Dark Souls now, on the topic of "difficult"
Neoconkers
09/07/21 8:57:09 PM
#18
nothanks1 posted...
I honestly don't mind that because it's at the beginning
That's more of a 'hey, sometimes come back later' thing.
no because I worked out the "puzzle" of that you can kick the reanimating skeletons off the cliffs to get to the bottom at low level, and end up stuck in the Tomb of the Giants before finding out that's the wrong way

don't have a guy sitting near the graveyard with stairs going downwards say that the next bell is "far below"

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TopicLegendary sex therapist about penis size worries: "stop it."
Neoconkers
09/07/21 5:00:13 PM
#31
ZannoL posted...
Additionally, 90% of penis-owners measure between 4 and 6.3 inches in length
dammit, I'm only a penis-renter...

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TopicKenny Omega vs Brain Danielson
Neoconkers
09/07/21 4:16:16 PM
#3
brain

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