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TopicWendy's Manager pours HOT OIL from a DEEP FRYER on a CUSTOMER for COMPLAINING!!!
PPPPLAASSUMA
10/22/21 11:50:39 AM
#21
@mrduckbear Google Alec baldwin.

Figured id throw you a bone

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TopicCouple bought a DREAM HOME not knowing it was the DEMON HOUSE from THE EXORCIST
PPPPLAASSUMA
10/06/21 2:48:25 PM
#41
A few things.

People are dumb

Demons don't exist, never have. Same with ghosts

The only thing to worry about is as the guy said, the resale value, because people are dumb.

If you're a different religion, like Buddhist, the demons aren't there! Wow funny how that works

I would have rented the place. For cheap. If I had to. But really I can't blame them

I kind of get it. Our house was such a steal back in August 2020 we jumped on it immediately. We barely even looked at the place. No regrets but I totally empathize with impulse buying a house. We didn't spend anything extra at all beyond its actual value at that time, and property taxes are dirt cheap. A half acre I only pay $800 a month to cover everything, mortgage and utilities with an almost tiny house that is super manageable. 3.7 interest rate. Yes I am flexing. BUT....We totally forgot the place had pocket doors.

One year in and I've figured out their idiosyncrasies but for a while these pocket doors were the bane of my existence. They may as well be a haunting. They aren't going anywhere. The pocket doors are a whole story in itself. To sum it up: 6 months of stress trying to fix something 10 different ways and all it needed was wd40

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TopicAny of you have a pair of bluetooth headphones that keep cutting in and out?
PPPPLAASSUMA
10/03/21 3:23:45 PM
#5
You need a blue dentist

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TopicLMAO. Just seriously noob pwnd this pro-vaxxer online.
PPPPLAASSUMA
09/30/21 1:15:05 PM
#3
Right? Contagious back pain is real and he should feel bad for now spreading back pain like a hypocrite.

Now watch as I drink a beer with no ingredients listed on it.

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TopicI think I have body dysmorphia
PPPPLAASSUMA
09/17/21 7:26:04 PM
#24
I used to get very down about my looks. Even though it's just a few off things that people rarely if ever notice.

I had a massive genetic birth mark appear on my face around age 13. It's called a nevus or nevi. At 18 it started growing thick black almost fur. It flakes off dead skin when I shave and I've always had to shave dry because of it. Thankfully the entirety of the mark covers half my jawline/neck. It's perfectly hidden by my beard. But I could only grow half a beard until I was 30. Even now half my beard is half side red and the other black but it's hard to notice.

Around that time too I started getting tumors called lipoma. They're like marbles of hard fat. Now at 36 I probably have 2 dozen but you can't really tell. There's a marble sized one on my arm and the rest are around my ribs with some on my triceps.

These two things made me think I was ugly. But no one ever even notices them. They thought it was just a patchy af beard. The tumors only show when I'm shirtless and even then I'm kinda buff and have tattoos so people don't notice for a minute.

It took me a very long time and a broken back to realize just how little it matters how we look. We are our hardest critics and in my Cas I was so down about things that many people I've known my entire life havent even noticed yet. Idk if any of that helps but I pretty much only find evil people ugly now. I find perfect looking people are often pieces of shit, and often look down on everyone who isn't perfect too. Sometimes they think I'm a perfect one and quickly learn that being good has nothing to do looks, because I outgood them every 10 seconds.

Just be a good person and aim to be healthy and people will see the real you.

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TopicI wish i was...
PPPPLAASSUMA
09/01/21 1:17:40 AM
#1
I wish I was...










I wish I had a snickers

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TopicRant: lawns are stupid wastes of space, water, energy
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/18/21 12:41:45 AM
#26
The ticks get out of control when I don't mow.

I find more snakes and mice too.

Nature tries to reclaim the house lol

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TopicGot a new tattoo
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/15/21 1:53:28 PM
#18
The best tattoos are out there concepts like that imo.

Nice creativity there! Tats really well done, kudos

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Topic47 y/o Vermont Man FINALLY finds LOVE...to a 19 y/o Girl in BELGIUM!! She Hot???
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/15/21 1:24:47 PM
#16
From what I hear, anything goes in Vermont.

I live in New England and it's the place where everyone goes to disappear.

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TopicBurly White Man Steps to Asian Man AND WOMEN over MASKS!! Would you be scared???
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/15/21 1:15:25 PM
#22
Most entities in my area stopped policing masks a long time ago because you have to get close to the person to stop the problem. It was happening too frequently to police.

It's not exactly a catch 22 but people see it that way. Businesses think "may as well take the money and hope for the best"

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TopicCrickets have evolved
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/10/21 12:52:00 AM
#7
I smothered it with a sweater

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TopicCrickets have evolved
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 11:34:22 PM
#3
It's in the vent. It probably has everything it needs to survive, the lucky bastard

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TopicDavid Hassellhoff's PLUS SIZE Daughter STUNS in LINGERIE!! Is She Hot???
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 11:30:05 PM
#2
Yes.

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TopicCrickets have evolved
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 11:28:07 PM
#1
Not only do they recognize their name in all languages, Cricket, they also know when you think about them.

They are the most formidable opponents I have ever encountered.

The Cricket can create noise incessantly for months at a time FACT

How long do they live?

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Topicwhen you make a new gamefaqs account
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 11:22:30 PM
#27
Good thing I got in 10 years ago

Edit been coming here since 95 and closed my only other account after 10 years for reasons so 20 actually

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Topicofficial PotD drinking/drunkposting topic
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 10:13:33 PM
#2
Holy fuck I'm drunk too what are the odds

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TopicDo you prefer tight or loose pants?
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 4:28:29 PM
#8
I used to wear tight pants. I got compliments on my ass from randos.

Then I herniated a disc. Suddenly belts were torture. I switched to suspenders but I ultimately had to give up on jeans.

Now I only wear baggy draw string pants and shorts, with NO ELASTIC (important), literally nothing else. Everything else hurts.

I don't wear underwear and I've recently stopped wearing socks too. They make my foot go numb. Constant torture. I feel best with no pants on at all.

One day I am going to switch to robes and sandals and never look back. My comfort is more important than conforming. I haven't looked like more than a bum or a bro or a dad or a Walmart citizen in almost 4 years I just don't care anymore. I could have voted any of the options and been truthful tbh. I don't really have options. Voted baggy because that's what I'm wearing rn.

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TopicSo how can people approve of Biden but not Kamala Harris?
PPPPLAASSUMA
08/08/21 4:12:53 PM
#17
Biden isn't Trump.

That's pretty much it.

Kamala doesn't matter. Approval or not.

Whatever happened to "politicians suck" and "lesser of two evils"?

Everyone is so obtuse nowadays. They act like they forgot so they can bandwagon and have something to believe in. It's gross.

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