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Some stupid old post I found a while ago, with a little new content added. Catch you on the flip side, CE!

Goatthief is the first to notice something's different.
DragonPick went to check things out, but hasn't been seen since.
Mal_fet told you all this was going to happen, but did you believe him? No!
Tadg30 appoints himself ambassador to investigate this further, but research stalls out when he can't enlist anyone to watch him do cool things.
thelovefist pretends to ignore the snow, hoping to spite it.
Bullet_Wing and 0AbsoluteZero0 faithfully study the snow, keeping careful track of who it falls on.
Zikten rambles aimlessly about something else, completely unaffected by the world around him.
The Admiral passive-aggressively dismisses it, and refuses to acknowledge it again on the basis that it can't affect him while he's inside.
_Goggalor_ attacks the snow in a bizarre frenzy until he finally recognizes it's futile, then begins training to be ready for next time.
Carlbertomfg runs outside naked to let the snow cover every inch of his body. A new fetish is born.
MorningRose hides under her bed and waits for things to get better.
Harpie tries to push herself into seeing it as a new opportunity for adventure, because wouldn't that be a much lovelier way to look at the world?
DocileOrangeCup is perturbed at everyone paying so much attention to something that's not him.
JustMonika and chill02 gaze dreamily out the window, watching the snow slowly build up.
JustMyOpinion is taking jabs at it all willy-nilly, and is sure it's been slowing down since he started.
Muffinz0rz posts the LeBron gif.
Lost_All_Senses makes CE's first snowman, but RebelElite791 reflexively knocks it down.
Kogasteelfang readily accepts it as proof that the universe wants him to stay inside.
The_Doge rushes to shop a picture of himself gamboling in it.
Gunplagirl has been pre-emptively removed from this parable for presumed displeasure at her inclusion.
SomeLikeItHoth wears a white sheet and pretends to be snow too.
Vulgorn carefully observes how everyone else reacts, trying to figure out who is responsible for this.
Aeriis and CyricZ reminisce about the good old days when we didn't have to worry about snow.
ZombiePelican says that this is nothing. He's seen far worse.
Pinky0926 thinks you're all looking at this the wrong way, but just won't explain wtf he means by that.
jeffhardyboyz gives everyone a pep talk about how to overcome this, giving the strong impression he knows everything about it.
I'm sure we'll hear from STEROLIZER eventually after he finishes consulting his data.
Balrog0 threw on some clothes and headed out, because sometimes it's the slow death of the routine that you have to worry about.
Sunhawk is mildly curious what your opinions are on this, or on something else it doesn't really matter.
Simp writes a story that few will read, and nobody will remember.
SBAllen rolls over and goes back to bed.

well, the people have spoken

You be the judge.

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roasted Brussels sprouts

phat32 posted...

I have this huge dildo that I want to use as a prank at work but haven't grown the courage yet.

going for that sexual harassment complaint?

if I catch my girlfriend making eye contact with any other man, she's no longer my girlfriend

I don't have time to mess around with someone who isn't as obsessively, mindlessly devoted as I am

how much I have to pay to have an immortal hippo for a friend?

I don't believe in narcissism

catboy2 posted...

should I do something really evil and show PMs

go ahead, I'm not scared!
I did nothing wrong

they were the best of times, they were the worst of times

When spring unfolds the beechen-leaf and sap is in the bough,
When light is on the wild-wood stream, and wind is on the brow,
When stride is long, and breath is deep, and keen the mountain air,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is fair!

no

Gary, Indiana

cuh-RAM-ehl

those lean boneless ones are too chewy and tough, and I don't care how you prepared them
boned ones can be okay
rather just eat pulled pork though tbh

damnit, thought it was going to be One Piece

Background_Guy posted...

They're all very vague except for the Siberia thing which seems like an extremely risky guess

you miss all the shots you don't take

Of course, though I'm a little unconventional in the way I eat bread. I just pop the whole loaf in the blender with some milk and make a shake out of it. I call em breadshakes and they give me tons of energy to start the day.

I feel like I've sliced more bread than most Germans recently tbh

I have covid and haven't felt any particular flashes of libido in days. I will keep you posted on my condition, friend.

That's embarrassing, now they probably think I'm weird!

is that a person or an idea

couldn't be worse than some of the shit they aired on toonami
you gonna share your screenplay?

Scorpio represent

never liked honey tbh
I much prefer maple syrup

did your date go badly?

the veteran who always talks about what a hotshot he was back in the day but never actually helps out in any way or does anything of consequence

Heartomaton posted...

No way is she carrying all those pizzas with her hands like that, unless that's photoshop or those boxes are empty.

she got that pinky strength

Smackems posted...

I have a Scottish last name that starts with Mc, which most people pronounce as Mac. People started calling me by Smack plus the last of it and then over time it got shortened just to Smack

Is it McGillicuddy? Please tell me it's McGillicuddy.

It's always good to have a plan

It's not like those old stale ones.

Edit: guess it was just a boring old topic after all, whoops. I hope you had a good day today, and that tomorrow will be even better!

that's a thing that happens?

100%

https://youtu.be/daxiMb0rITA

If I made $128k a year I would probably retire in like 10. That would sure be lovely.

Tested for the first time yesterday. It was positive.

Haven't been on a date since Feb 2020 because I became a covid hermit. Oscillate between indifferent and depressed about that.

I'm sorry for your loss

No, I think you're great!

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Been having some trouble sleeping for a few days because of head/neck soreness, but nothing that really screamed covid until I had some deep coughs and throat soreness this afternoon. I thought it was precautionary, I didn't really expect I would test positive. But c'est la vie. I just hope my workplace is able to get along without me for a while, I have a lot of tasks there that nobody else does.

Other than a sore throat and some tiredness I feel fine.

Weird, I didn't think I'd be the first domino to fall at work when I'm basically only ever at home or work. But everyone else seems to be fine. Guess I'm just lucky.

she seems nice, but I'm not willing to settle

only one? I want an entire harem

Benjamin Harrison.
I don't actually know anything about him, I just threw his name into the ring because I've barely heard about him and it's a damn shame to have become president only to be forgotten.

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came into topic for ni no kuni